Is it really possible for a bunch of ninjas with no money to take over an entire city's government?
>>220318345Obviously not, it's a capeshit movie.
a clown is an existential threat to gotham
>>220318345They infiltrated it via bribes. You could probably take over any city in India that way if you had enough money.
yes bro
>>220318345You'te asking if Batman is realistic? Batman?
>>220318345They're ninjas
I rewatched Batman Begins the other day and damn it was better than I remembered. It's really impressive how much story they manage to pack into the first 15-20 minutes and it just flows effortlessly
>>220318345It’s a foregone conclusion that they could. The question is whether that means the city is Gomorrah worth purging. Batman says no and Qui-Gon says yes.
>>220318345Ninjas have access to the Kikuchi clan treasury which is larger than the Rothchilds'
>>220318440to be fair, I don’t think osama would’ve been taken any less seriously had he dressed like a mime instead of a muslim
They're big ninjas.
>>220318497literally no one gives a shit about india nor do anyone want them on this board
>>220318345What are you talking about? There were no ras al ghoul clan member in government, maybe the local mob had a few officials including judges and police officers in their payroll, but the ninjas just wrecked everyone's shit when the current biggest city got too degenerate for their taste.
>>220318497>no money>They infiltrated it via bribeswat
>>220318345>with no moneythey had a lot obviously
>>220318345Idk about ninjas, but niggers have taken over the US government, so why not I guess.
>>220318345Ra's al Ghul invested in bitcoin
>>220318345Not only it is possible, it happens all the time.
>I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you from this train crashing that I orchestrated with the aid of a GCPD Sergeant who is currently piloting an unregistered, military-grade vehicleWhat did Bamham mean by this?
>>220319017rhas says they've infiltrated every aspect of gotham's public sector in order to pull off this plan
>>220321839Fuck your Laws, I AM VEANGANCE!Or something to that effect.
>>220318345His superpower is he can piss his pants anytime he wants
>>220318345I live in Portland and our government has been taken over by bunch of niggers with no money so yes
No, unless they manage to trap the entire police department in the city sewers for months.
>>220318345no, ninjas aren't even real and if they were there's no reason we would take over some city's government like that
>casually deletes your water
Wait, were the ninjas going to poison the city because they hated the city or because they were mad at Batman?Wouldn't they still have to fight Batman if they successfully poisoned the city?
>>220318590Bane's method of purging Gotham was better but overboard and excessive. Once they ripped out the elites from their penthouses and then sentence them all to death, the job was done. They didnt need to blow the place up.
>>220319029>>220318345They obviously had money retard. You're believing your own dumb headcanon
>>220321839>crashing this train>with NO SURVIVORS
>>220318345A bunch of retards overran and took over the capitol of the most powerful country in human history. I’m assuming trained and suicidal ninjas trained by some super old and wealthy guy could do much worse.
>>220318345Zoomerfag who never lived through the 80's and doesn't know how badass ninjas are.
>>220321839I mean, it obvious and already in your sentence. Gordon is killing him. Batman is just assisting.
>>220324556hate and Batman had nothing to do with it. the plan was already set and independent from him or any petty emotions.>>220321223>miggersFTFY
>>220318345did they really take it over? or just control enough of it to seed the chemical into the water supply?>>220318722checked, they're big ninjas.
>>220318589I have a theory batman and robin still had an impact on batman begins but the dark knight he was back
>a guy whos been alive since 40,000 BC....has...le....ALOT OF MONEYwould be stupid if he didnt
>>220324776>a guy whos been alive since 40,000 BCwhere are you getting that from? not even in the comics is he that old. are you getting confused with Vandal Savage?
>>220324588>They obviously had money retard.That's not at all likely because foreign money would make it a national security issue.
>>220325003>foreign money would make it a national security issuewho wants to tell him?
>>220318345Absolutely. Little known fact, but the United Kingdom had a real problem with Ninja infiltration back in the 80’s.In the bad areas of town, you couldn’t walk around for five minutes without being hit by a hail of shuriken, then they’d steal your wallet from your corpse, or, if you seemed wealthy enough, you’d roll your ankle on a caltrop, and next thing you know, a bystander who was dressed like a rice farmer would be ransoming you off to the local Daimyo.The bobbies tried to stop them, but they were no match for them in hand to hand, and any time they’d pull back to try and engage them from range, a smoke bomb would go off and the ninja would vanish. They were always two steps ahead. At first they would run int public parks, dive into the fountains and breathe through sticks of bamboo. When the council tore all those out, they’d put on iron claws, climb up the side of tall buildings, then zip-line away and wall run away. The army was called in, and they were winning at first, because even ninja don’t have a counter to heavy machine gun fire. But all of their units, even the SAS, were taking heavy losses to punji pits, poisoned sake, sudden stabbing of officers by what had seemed to be geisha, and midnight sentry removal through nunchuck chain strangulation.It was costing too much in men and morale to keep the war going. So they banned all mention of ninja off the telly, and after all that spent energy, weirdly that was the main thing that helped. With no new generations of martial artists being radicalised by leonardo and his demon kappa brothers, the gangs dwindled in numbers and eventually their leaders felt shamed into seppuku to atone to their ancestors, solving the problem. The British museum has quite a few of their original death haikus on display if you’re interested, as well as several scrolls of spiritual power. Obviously, you can’t actually read the scrolls though. We can’t have anymore of this nonsense.
>>220324585Same shit with The Batman Riddler, you go from killing dirty politicians to deciding the whole city needs to drown? What kind of leap in logic is that?
>>220325153>In the bad areas of town, you couldn’t walk around for five minutes without being hit by a hail of shuriken, then they’d steal your wallet from your corpse, or, if you seemed wealthy enough, you’d roll your ankle on a caltrop, and next thing you know, a bystander who was dressed like a rice farmer would be ransoming you off to the local Daimyo.
>>220325253You really shouldn’t laugh about this stuff. It wasn’t funny then and it still isn’t funny now. Even capturing a ninja never got anyone any useful information. They would insist on writing and signing their confessions in invisible ink.Just because all the gangs were broken up and they no longer have any large scale power, doesn’t mean they aren’t still in the country. Patriots go looking for their hidden fortresses. They are hard to find, but there are little signs you can look out for. Terracotta roofs in multiple levels. Zen gardens or koi ponds. Doors and hanging lanterns made from paper. The sounds of shakuhachi flutes or kabuki performances emanating gently from the back garden. That kind of thing. Subtle, but once you gain an eye for it, you’ll seem them everywhere. Problem is, if you confront them, they just say “sorry, no speak english”, and there’s really nothing more we can do. They broke our fighting spirit If you want proof of this, take a loudspeaker into any English city and play the YOOO noise. Even the most hardened football hooligan will clasp his head in his hands and collapse into the fetal position, shaking. That’s a kind of fear that can’t be manufactured. It can only be earned by years of brutal bo staff beatings. By vicious attacks being carried out during plays by someone who seconds ago had looked like a stagehand.To this day, if a single Squirrel scurries across an English roof, the entire family can’t be sure the barely perceptible pitter patter of tiny paws is in fact fourteen heavily armed Shinobi on a infiltration mission. They’ll quite literally flood their duvets with warm piss rather than get up to relieve themselves, concerned as that their movements could be interpreted as them having heard the Ninja. Back in the day, we weren’t allowed to see OR hear them, no matter how many back handsprings they do in a row in broad daylight. The trauma lingers anon.
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>>220318345I mean if you also believe that nobody in the entire city boiled water for weeks you can believe anything.
>>220327695They probably were boiling it and just getting fucked up in limited numbers. Keeping in mind, the rich don't cook, the middle class probably spend on filtered water to avoid drinking Gotham tap, and the lower class got ignored when they spazzed out.Probably similar to game version of Resident Evil 2.
>>220318345poos and mudslims are doing that in your country through immigration, what do you think?
>>220328189>O Canada!
>>220318345No, the jews are way too dug in to let that happen.
>>220318843Actually Indians live rent free inside our head. 10% of post contain word "Ranjeet, Jeet, Indian, curry, poo" etc.
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