Jon Taffer.
>>220324102Guy Fieri and Andrew Zimmern
principal weatherbee
>>220324102Guy, Borden would cry about getting cucked, Gordon would take me to a shithole, Zimmern would make me eat pig balls or something.
>>220324102Fieri > Zimmern > Bourdain > Ramsay
>>220324102you fucking donut
Samantha Brown
>>220324102why are all the food+travel hosts white?
>>220324102Bourdain easily
>>220324794same reason blacks dont win all of the food network cooking shows. THEY SUCK AT COOKING and cope hard with spices.
>>220324102For what? To host a TV show? To hang out with? For sex? To fight? To bring back from the dead? What is it!?
>>220324102i think gordon is entertaining
Flavortown.
>>220324102I choose this guy, always. Happy cooking.
>>220324102BAM
>>220325021
>>220324264That 2 faggot
>>220324102I think Gordo gives /tv/ the most memes. Guy comes in a close second, but if you remove Bourdain you lose Fieri lore and widen that gap.
>>2203241021st place Gordan / Guy tie2nd place whoever that fourth guy is3rd place and dead last Sad American who wishes he was French
>>220324102Fieri, Zimmern, and Ramsay would be chill having dinner with one another discussing their food adventures. Bourdain wouldn't, because he's dead and maggots are having a food adventure inside him.
>>220324102>you can only choose oneCan I choose none?
Fieri sounds like a nice dude IRL but his schtick is obnoxiousTony would be a good hang if you're a 20something lowlife, but getting cucked to death retroactively taints any interest I'd have in meeting himGordon just seems like a prick, even if he's not that aggressive IRL I don't know why you'd want to stake your image on thatZimmern, despite being a closeted homosexual, seems like one of the only big-name chefs who's relatively sane
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>>220324102Ramsay. He's hard as nails and extremely competitive. He'd have my back in a fight.
>>220324102Marco.
>>220324102Obviously Guy because I want a grilled cheese.
>>220324814By spices they mean Lawry's seasoned salt
>>220324102Zimmern all the way
>>220324814>>220326056That internal release memo from like ten years ago was so fucking funny. You got the impression virtually every black guy who rolled up into their shows was bringing bottles of Lawry's like it was some secret weapon.
>>220324762>samantha brown and Zimmern crossover episode>its a race to see who can gobble more cock on and off screenI've traveled all over the world and never once have I ever been faced with the option of eating animal dick.
>>220324102Guy. By a fucking mile.
>>220324102Alton Brown
>>220324102Zimmern has probably eaten hundreds of testicles over his life and he’s still nowhere close to being as big a fag as Bourdain.
>>220325050literally the best food show that has ever existed
>>220326250>internal release memo from like ten yearsqrd?
>>220326592That's not Simply Ming or Mexico: One Plate at a time.
Guy is my man. But Zimmermans show was good
>>220324102Guy and it's not even close.
>>220326300I dont remember Sam Brown ever getting too into the fear factor angle
>>220324102I choose my wife.
>>220324102I guess I’ll eat Zimmern.
>>220324102Ramsay, I like the kitchen nightmares stuff especially the uk ones. The US version has that super cheesy played up reality shit going on, but I watched those too. He goes to some Indian place in one and it's overrun with flies inside
this guy is really good toohttps://youtu.be/-FrpuPLYnvY?si=LMRbH6opwzfThsbM
>>220328517based Marco is in his own stratosphere
>>220330283Polo.
>>220328517>"I did not 'rape' Babish. He let himself be raped. That was his choice - to be raped"
>>220325021This. Jaques or Julia Childs or MPW.
>>220324102>blocks your path
>>220324650THISI have tasted a couple of things marketed under Fieri's name and they were actually pretty good.
>>220330851You don't like Marge?
>>220330868GOAT
>>220324102Bourdain. If you're trying to be a contrarian by saying Guy you look and dress like pic related.
>>220330868>sponsored by knorr stock pot>makes it a point in EVERY video to say the knorr stock pot isn't necessary>still gets the endorsement for another 6 yearsWhat a fucking legend
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>>220331491>I look like a new york 8 how would this be bad?
>>220324102To eat with:>Andrew ZimmernTo cook with:>Gordon RamsayTo travel with:>Anthony BourdainTo watch on tv:>Guy Fieri
>>220331663of course, to travel with Anthony Bourdain now that he's dead would be like The Divine Comedy, with Tony as my Virgil leading me as a sort of Dante.
>>220331522your attention is necessary, that is all
>>220331522That sort of honest review is probably a lot better at boosting sales than the very transparent "pay a celebrity to read a script".
>>220328511based
>>220326250>>220326676TACTICAL. LAWRY'S. DEPLOYMENT. SHIIIIEEEEETTTTT
for me its the voltaggio brothers
>>220324102Wok with Yan obviously
>>220331573RIP to the GOAT. She INVENTED celebrity chef's. She INVENTED cooking shows on TV. And she was a proper lady at that.
I enjoy watching old episodes of Yan Can Cook, but I dislike how hell just pull a fully cooked dish from under the counter. Shouldn't have been a live show. He could have done a lot more with the pre-taped format.
>>220324794>why are all the food+travel hosts white?lolbourdain and zimmern are both jewish
>>220324811cuck
>>220330755
>>220331491Bourdain was a poseur for poseurs.
>>220331491Your pic related is exactly the kind of guy that would pick Bourdain, you colossal fag.
>>220324102How did you find the only pic of Bourdain where he doesn’t look like Epstein?
>>220324230obviously he's not a cook but at least he's going to hire one that will make real food and not pretentious bullshit for people with 'sophisticated flavor palates'. I love to watch Gordon Ramsay but I know he would be physically incapable of making Kraft Mac & Cheese according to the directions on the box.
>>220332048I like the other Yan.
>>220332222based jew namer
>>220324102Fieri makes good, oily, unhealthy comfort food.
>>220331491Do not shit on my nigger Ian Fidance, he was the best Cumtown guest by far.
>>220324102for me it's Huey
TND and pass the butter
>>220331401Ah shit. I fucking laughed.Good sequel.
