Explain why you guys think this is a bad film without resorting to "DA JEWS!!!1"
DA JEWS!!!1
>>220325617Me no like kike
I think it's a great film THOUGH
I don't have to explain to you why a bad movie is bad. You're an adult. Figure it out.
i just watched this film >>220324742unironically why was there a vampire at the end?
>>220325762he was there through the whole movie, you only find out at the end that he's a vampire
>>220325802but why was he a vampire? he was in broad daylight what was this meant to add to the filmit’s out of nowhere
>>220325617I don't watch movies with prominent negro roles
>>220325617It’s great because it shows the true nature of jews
The film completely dropped the ball when it stopped being about tennis and became an episodes of Marty doing stupid shit. Dog plot was retarded. Hanging with the nigger was pointless. The second act is a complete mess but the ending does redeem it somewhat.
Jews ARE bad, and it's a good movie
>>220325617lame ugly effeminate twink = no watch
>>220325617Its not bad, just kinda unpleasant. Marty is such a fucking asshole and snob. Shame he didn't get hit by a bus
>>220325617Cinema is the only good thing jews ever did for the world.
>>220325617I don't think it's bad retard
>>220325617it was boring and I liked good time and uncut gems
Why can’t I resort to the jews OP? First, stop being an absolute faggot nigger jew dick rider and explain to me in detail why the film being shit can’t be related to it’s jewish nature, then and only THEN I won’t give you an answer where I fucking resort to DA JEWS!!!1
>>220327806because ashkenazi jews are white and i won’t stand for the promotion and syndication of anti-white racism against my fellow whites
>>220327874This nigga lmao
>>220325617SKorean franchise The Round-Up is also dynamic, irreverent, has an unique central protagonist that's not a "goody 2 shoes", flits between drama comedy action effortless, peeks into a culture of its own. What's different is Jews vs burly Koreans. You want Jewish Exceptionalism to be why a movie's kino, then pretend it's not the sell.
>>220325762>>220325832Mr Wonderful was joking. It's his whole bit and I'm almost sure it was ad libbed. Safdie joked in a podcast he really was a vampire so idiots think it's real.https://youtu.be/dn80QhTvJPc?
A manipulative oven dodger spends half the movie trying to scam people for enough money to go to the other side of the world to prove themselves to no one.
>>220325698>ME NO LIKEY KIKEY FTFY
What's supposed to be good about it?I'm honestly asking, it's baffling to me that someone likes this film. None of the characters are likeable and the plot is all over the place in a bad way. Feels like someone watched Big Lebowski and took all the wrong lessons from it.Again I'm genuinely hope someone could give me their perspective here because I didn't find any redeeming qualities in this film but somehow it has a sizeable following.
>>220325617I dislike ugly people, stupid names, and actors hollywood tries to force me to like. timmy checks all three boxes and it's satisfying watching his career die already after such a massive push.
>>220327686What could be boring about ping pong?No wonder we call you cattle.
>>220325617I liked it
it looks gay
>>220330947it's 10/10 a perfect film
>>220330947You are awake Neo. They’re coming.
>>220325617Quirky A24 bullshit.>I'M A VAMPIRE, MARTY!
>>220330947It's exciting, and it's optimistic.I like the main character. He learns to be (slightly) less shitty along the way, and the whole time he demonstrates the power of hard work which many anon's wish they were capable of, so they feel an admiration for the main character.OST is good too even it's anachronistic.
>>220325617>Explain why you guys think this is a bad film without resorting to "DA JEWS!!!1"We have a Forrest Gump at home.
>zoomers hate sex scenes >film is marketed as zoomer high brow >has a pointless sex scene in first 3 minutes where they go too far in the depiction of erotic kissing That shit just throws me off unless they actually fucked or became a couple in real life because you know they just pretend to be brother and sister on set and talk about how awkward it was to film. Just seemed weird. Also I’m just watching this now and I almost marathoned the first 5 minutes.
It's mostly quite predictable. Ending is silly wank.
>>220325617It felt confused, like the director was going to make a sports biopic but then realized he only knows how to make Good Time so he just made that for the third time.
Goop should've been naked
>>220333243I'm no fan of sex scenes but that one is so fucking integral (down to the silly insemination animation) to the plot that it's retarded to complain about it.
>>220325617>I WANT THE ANSWER TO 2+2, DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS 4 BUSINESS EITHER I WANT THE REAL ANSWER
>>220333114>power of hard worknigga it's glorified beer pong
>>220325617what did the Tyler The Creator sideplot add to the movie
>>220325617The directors obviously didn't know anything anout table-tennis. There was a massive decade long scandal at the time involving re-gluing the rubber onto the paddles with a harder glue (some hotel rooms were evacuated because of the smell of the industrial glue) for harder hits Did it show any of that?
>>220325617martry supreme was a piece of shit who would do and say anything to get what he wanted, he didn't care if it hurt anyone else, all he cared about was himself. suddenly he has a kid with a woman who cheated on her husband and lied to both of them, and he turns over a new leaf? suddenly aww gwarsh shucks he just wants best for his maggot. at what expense to whom?
>>220333868>what did the Tyler The Creator sideplot add to the moviei don't know tyler the creator. What part of the movie was that?
>>220325617Haven't seen it. Looks like shit. Just completely uninteresting to me. Somehow I can tell it's wrapped up in irony and other hack methods to disguise complete creative bankruptcy as art. >b-but it's got Kevin O'Leary saying he's a vampire, isn't that funnyI don't care. Also, da jews.
