Killer Klowns editionPrevious >>220294046
>>220327662This was genuinely terrifying to kid-me.Not funny hahaha you'll get over it someday, stop crying, it was legitimately 'fuck you I hate clowns now' tier.
Who else is watching Obsession once it hits theaters next week?
>>22032771580’s fags are perpetual children.
>>220327662
>>220327715My childhood clown fear was this brief shot of a clown doll in the intro of Are You Afraid of the Dark
>>220327662Killer Klowns are Satanic.
>>220327843wasn't there a whole episode where a kid gets terrorized by a clown?
>>220327234early 00s horror is peak
>>220327890Yeah, the second episode. Now that it's on streaming, I need to watch through the series. I haven't seen it since I was a kid
>>220327818Kino
>>220327890>>220328017I will never forget that episode for the moment when the clown blows a balloon under the kids doorway. Gosh dang that show didn't hold back.
>>220327818Funny how out of all the planned horror crossovers after the success of "Freddy VS Jason" this was the only one to actually come out
>>220327843The Jester was creepy but for me it was the vampire hospital. Spooked me good.
>>220327776Oh no, a cute girl likes me! What am I going to do?
De la Iglesia was an outspoken gay and socialist filmmaker who is relatively unknown outside Spain despite a prolific and successful career in his native country. He is best remembered for having portrayed urban marginality and the world of drugs and juvenile delinquency, with many of his films dealing with the theme of homosexuality
>>220328121>Sadako kills people in only 3 days >Her "cursed" tape was just her standing in a room Not as bad as "Jason is afraid of water" but dumb still
>>220328318>gay poor depravity, poor gay depravity, all threeYes we saw the thread about French and Spanish movies being nearly one in the same earlier.
>>220327662Excellent edish
>>220328288Oh fug who is dis I'm gonna coom
>>220328389>>220328318There are 2 gay anons on /hor/, fyi. The director has a few movies I have seen and enjoyed.
>>220328318I have seen a few of his giallos.
>>220327818Yum
>>220328220Hell yes
Finally saw Nightbreed for the first time the other day. It was interesting.
>>220328481You and who else?
>>220328562Based
>>220328650Which cut?
>>220328650Director's cut I hope.It's a ridiculous movie, but very entertaining.
>>220328774>>220328810Theatrical. Just kinda rushed into it since it was the last Clive Barker I hadn't seen. Didn't even know there were other cuts until I read up on the movie after watching it.
Just finished No One Heard the Scream. Good.
>>220327843>>220327890lol Zeebo the clown really caused me some strange, lasting childhood trauma. It’s weird because I never even watched the full episode, just a few seconds, basically pic related appeared in a late-night commercial back in the early 1990s. Decades later, I still have random nightmares about being trapped in that place and getting jumpscared by the clown. Even after finally watching the full episode in the 2000s (downloaded it from eMule because "Are You Afraid of the Dark" only aired once in my country and other than that promo ad I never saw the show) and realizing it wasn’t scary at all, the nightmares somehow still persist in goddamn 2026. And it's extra weird because I wasn't a easily scared kid then, I watched Evil Dead 2, the Chucky movies, even other scary clown flicks like IT 1990 and Killer Klowns around the same years but never had nightmares about those.
>>220328701They might even be a gay couple desu
>>220329061If no one heard the scream then how did they know there was a scream?Checkmate, atheists.
>>220328121
>>220328736Based? It cuts right before we see her thong.
>>220329214Shut up.
>>220329214Haven't you watched the movie? they show her naked ass after that scene, not her thong
>>220329239WOW.
>>220329364Gay
>>220329239> they show her naked ass after that scene, not her thongNice, I am definitely watching this movie now.
>>220329002>Theatrical.
>>220329239Sexo
Suspiria 2018 > Suspiria
>>220329173
>>220329214I'm not risking a ban. Catchas are in the sweet spot for me now.
Total Simp Death
>>220329578I'm sure Sadako would be even more popular if the later movie kept "her" a hermaphrodite and had her bare boobs out like that one did
Is the 90s Rumpelstiltskin movie by the same director as the original Leprechaun any good?
>>220329622We're all simps anon
>>220329495>>220329544Heidi Kozak was the perfect sexy dumb blonde back then.
>>220329707Nobody here actually watches /hor/ gay anon (I saw the post you made before you deleted and reposted where you prefaced with the fact that you're gay)
About to watch these back to back
>>220329790>pulls gun out>shoots you in head
>>220329899Reddit ahh post
>>220329899Watch X too
This started out and ended strong but the rest of the movie aside from those first and last 20 minutes or so was generally a slog.
>>220330035I love that movie
>>220329899>>220330035Kyselves wtf
>>220329899based
horror movie protagonists with the same energy as my beloved Gracie Wacie?
>>220330037I liked it but it seemed like they just ran out of money and wrapped up production as quickly as they could.I also don't understnd why some ancient evil god would hang out in the Yukon.
>>220330182>pc too old to play re9Why even live?
>>220330222Idk. Not really into puzzles or survival horror.
>>220327843I always thought the intro to Are You Afraid of the Dark was way scarier than the show. Also, The intro scene in Tales from the Crypt is way scarier than the show itself, too.
>>220329899Go ahead and watch those films, but don’t post here again afterward
>>220330182W-w-w-w-wh-wh-why w-would you want to watch that?
>>220327776I'm making a 500 mile trip next week just to see Hope host an early screening.
>>220330205Yeah don't get me wrong I liked it too. I thought the beginning built up the tension very effectively which is part of why the stilted middle of the film annoyed me more. But yeah, indie film, clearly working with a smaller budget, so to an extent it's excusable. As for why the entity is there, they explain in the movie that the ruins and artifacts probably belonged to some pre-Ice Age culture, most of whom migrated to South America, but some stayed and were presumably frozen along with the ancient bacteria that drives the researches insane. Some of the pottery also has drawings depicting deformed humanoids with missing limbs etc. which is then mirrored in what happens to some members of the team. Not all of it is explained but yeah the basic gist I think is that the bacteria allows those it infects to perceive and communicate with the evil god. In the logic of the film it's possible that similar sites remain buried/preserved around the world, and the setting of the film was just one such place.
>>220329924>bang bang
>>220330222Just play the original RE2 from 1998. A potato can run it.
>>220330408I can run all the other games. AI upscaling though not without its problems is a godsend for me. That and the RE Engine remakes are very well optimised. But yeah I can still look at Grace Ashcroft rule34 so that's one saving grace.
>>220330182>same energybitch has no energy, she's the worst character in the re universe, worse than faceless ethan and that is a lot
>>220330408I still can’t get past the first zombie in re1. Am I supposed to go past it and get the gun or run away?
>>220330467I remember you. All you have to do is turn around and leave. It can't even follow you
>>220330531Isn’t there a gun on the body though?Remember me?
>>220330564>Remember me?There was someone else a while back who said they couldn't get past the first zombie. There can't be two people that reta-- I mean there can't be two people with that same problem.>Isn’t there a gun on the body though?No, although it does have some ammo. If you're playing Chris, you turn and leave, go back to the main hall, and then there you pick up a handgun. If you play as Jill, you turn around and leave, and then a cutscene happens where Barry blows its head off with his magnum
>>220330649Cool. It isn’t me though. Kinda stupid game, it is natural to try and get past the zombie and get whatever is there.
Heresy is the English title. The Dutch title, Witte Wieven, literally translates to white women lmao. Anyway, it's a gem. Chuds will hate it. If you liked Eggers' The Witch, you'll like this one. Thank me later.
>>220330702I don't watch ripoffslop
>>220330649Guess I can try again. I put the game on last month and couldn’t get past the first zombie and just deleted it.
>>220330455SHUT UP!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220330679>>220330735> it is natural to try and get past the zombie and get whatever is there.You can, either by knifing the zombie to death or by simply running around what is slowest enemy in the gameJill is recommended for the first playthrough because she's much easier. She starts with the handgun and 2 extra inventory slots, and she gets a helpful NPC that pops up throughout the game. Try with her if you give it another shot
>>220330739ugly design too
>>220330777>by simply running around what is slowest enemy in the gameGame just started so I am not good with controls, obviously. Play as Jill, huh, I guess I can so that. I played as Chris and didn’t even know he had a knife.
Say the Irish director's third horror feature tonite. I can report that he's now spelling his last name correctly with no space. The movie itself was excellent. From his previous movies to this one he's made his formula cohesive and there's not so many loose ends/confusing details. He's got a strong hand at kinography and seems to be having fun.
>>220330844Forgot to add one thing, this movie was easily better than the last two horror movies I saw which were the dog fakeout one where it's about sad cancer and dogs, and the more recent one about the streamer who neglected her mom to death or some shit.
>>220330467It's been a long time since I've played the original. I remember them being easy to kill with the knife though.
>>220330871Undertone
>>220330813Take it back
>>220330844I didn't know the director was Irish, I was already looking forward to seeing it but now I will certainly watch this kino
>>220330984This is funny only because the guy is aggressively Irish, it's his whole brand. He's one step above a guy named Seamus McGillicutty making a movie about alcoholic snake potatoes
>>220330649You're talking to a compulsive liar. Also lol at him failing to beat a game kids could do
Bros, my husband is not home and he usually picks the movies. What should I put on tonight?
>>220331022I've never seen his other stuff and didn't even know his name, I just saw the trailer for Hokum a couple months ago and was like hell yeah
>>220331087
>>220331087Certainly the original Suspiria
>>220331080Who are you talking about?
>>220331148>A romantic comedy that gives you all the feelsALL of them? Sounds like a real tour de force.
>>220329120they truly had Top Men working on instilling specific fears and fetishes into children at Nickelodeon/the (((canadian))) studios who made their slop
>>220331148Lol there are two lgbt anons here fyi
>>220331264Explains these horrendous posts >>220329899>>220330035>>220330153
>>220331314all me
>>220329170What?
>>220331264You and the ugly spammer in the mirror
>>220331314Total faggots.
>>220331314Thing is, they always try to subvert /hor/ by casually bringing up woke pozzed movie. If you’re not careful, you will see the thread get subverted.
>>220331418Real shit... gotta stay vigilant heterobros...
>>220331456>gotta stay vigilant Yes. They think they are slick. I know for sure they do this because it is very casual but meant to subvert and it is always from the same 2 anons. Also, if you check the archives, one of the anons admits to being gay to another anon. I don’t even know what year but I saw it. He said something like “the other anon doesn’t even know I am gay.”
>>220331523> the other anon doesn’t even know I am gay.
>>220331523> He said something like “the other anon doesn’t even know I am gay.”Grim. Must have during a slow thread so the gays/redditors were talking to each other.
>>220331602> gays/redditors Those are not welcome here.
>>220331635then why are you here?
>>220331672>t. triggered homosexual
>>220331707i know you are but what am i
>>220331635Yet we are
>>220331523I am not sure but I think a gay couple post here.
If you're "gay", you should stop. You aren't actually "gay", you're just porn-brained and effeminate. Get a gripI don't want to be rude, but if you're going to insist on being "gay" you leave me no choice. Gay men are repulsive. If you don't want to be repulsive, stop being gay. Don't get all mopey because you're being le persecuted and are being le discriminated against.You are committing crimes against nature. It's your fault. Just stop.Go Suspiria 2018
>>220331876You can tell who is gay by the movies they recommend and bring up and like.
>>220331952An anon here finds Kristen Stewart attractive.
I saw the new Renny Harlin shark movie a and I loved it.
>>220332058Looks interesting
>>220331952>>220332010Definitely gay coded if you ask me.
>>220331876Gremjeet loves to post off topic shit about being gay because he's in the closet and it's another autistic fetish he likes to drag the conversation towards. Just hide his slop.
>>220332058I had a look and can't see that coming to my theater any time soon, but that's great news.Apparently Iron Maiden have a film though.
>>220332183I don’t think it is him. You can’t just falseflag just to cover up for the gays.
>>220332226
>>220332141>>220332207It's barely playing anywhere and the theaters that do have it are only doing like 2 showings a day. Whistle also barely played anywhere. I think both would've been low level hits if they'd gotten proper distribution. I had to go to the Mexican side of town to see this and the ones that bothered to show up were loving it.
>>220327662So how come they never made a sequel? This is the most "8 straight to video sequels" idea I can imagine.
>>220332244I guess these days they're making the most money from wherever it ends up streaming.
>>220332252Explanation I'm pulling out of my ass: the Chiodos were too perfectionist to let anyone else take over the IP and we're too busy to make them themselves.
>>220327662Clownhouse was better
>We are thinking about converting Aliens [to 3D], because I know now that the tools are so much better than they were for creating depth maps. We’re probably going to wind up converting Aliens, which will be a fun experience. That film seems to be evergreen. People still go back to it a lot. If people remember a movie that I did 38 years ago, I think I’ve already won [an] argument.
>>220332395> I think I’ve already wonAnd all he had to do was cheat, the HACK
>>220332527"Good artists copy. Great artists steal." - Kilometres Davis
>>220332527If James Cameron looked directly into a camera and said "I ripped off the movie Them to make Aliens" I still wouldn't give a shit, and neither does anybody else
kust signed up to shudder and gonna marathon some TFTC. anyone else watching em?I could just pirate it but kind of want to support them actually doing things I want.
>>220332058This was pretty comfy, half shark movie clichés and half disaster movie clichés. It's no Deep Blue Sea though.
>>220332559>kust signed up to shudder and gonna marathon some TFTC. anyone else watching em?I think I will be soon, but unless I'm reading things wrong, did they only add the first season? (6 episodes)
>>220332554sounds like his mom was stealing from roadsigns
>>220332656yeah, looks like they're doing them one season a week. but there's like 93 episodes so I'll probably be watching them at that rate.
>>220329120>the nightmares somehow still persist in goddamn 2026.I think something happened to you the night you watched that commercial. The worst I was ever scared by something in television/media "only" gave me nightmares for two weeks.
>Faces of Death’ Reboot Will Be Available to Watch at Home Next Week
>>220332252As silly as the premise was, Killer Klowns had some pretty incredible production values and inventive visuals for a B-movie/"horror comedy." It wasn't pure slop like the Leprechaun movies carried purely by the silliness of the premise and unfairly giving top billing to an ACTUAL freak of nature.
>>220332692As long as they add the rest, that's cool with me. I've been wanting to watch Monsters seasons 2 and 3, but for the longest time, only the first season has been available. I wish all of these old horror shows would be widely available in HD quality, but there's always some rights/ownership fuckery going on
>>220332788Based.
>>220332774Pretty decent movie. I recommend it.
>>220332559I watched season 1 over the weekend. Good stuff, excited for Friday for season 2.
>>220327662>every clown has some form of male pattern baldingIt really is a big joke to them, isn't it?
>>220333338Not the most terrifying clown of all
Hokum was boring, give me something genuinely unsettling and disturbing to watch horrorbros
Whats that movie where this kid is scared to go to the bathroom in the dark at night? You you see him hurry to the bathroom, go, then hurry back to bed where a monster or something I think gets him. It was a scary scene, wish I remembered the movie name.
>>220333709The movie was me as a kid
>>220333709Maybe I've simply concocted a visualization of such a scene in my head from your description, but I think that was the brother in Poltergeist
>>220333483He certainly has the highest killcount, among clowns.
>>220331087Hide And Go Shriek.
>>220333703You want something truly bone-curdling, blood-raising, and hair-chilling?idk try Terrified 2017.
>>220329899Samara looked so fucking hot in this. I wish she was my wife so she could cuck me
>>220333938They were showing interviews with the cast during the trailers before the movie came out and I almost jizzed myself when they showed how Samara was looking. Those red carpet photos with the belly cutout dress are practically fetish fap fuel too
>>220334014Tits too fat :/
>>220330205>I also don't understnd why some ancient evil god would hang out in the Yukon.Cold, nasty places attract cold, nasty things. What do you think it's going to do, move to florida for the winter?Setting aside the bacteria angle, Maybe it's a place of power that allows it to manifest, like a lay line intersection or something.
>>220333338tell me where you are on the clown chart anon
>>220333938>>220334014Ready or not 2 was fun, not great not terrible. I watched it in a tiny little theatre (one of those shitty speciality theatres where movies that are mostly done go) cast was kinda funny, wasn’t expect Elijah wood or SMG. My sister liked it more than I did.
>>220334039balorney
>>220330966I just realised Grace sort of looks like Sarah Gadon.
>>220335260This movie was fun, idgaf.
>>220335274BIG GUY COMIN THROUGH
>>220335301Yeah, the predator design was so chunky whereas the xenomorph design was basically in line with previous movies.
>>220335396I read that the Alien effects have been done by the same company, Amalgamated Dynamics which has done all the aliens since Alien 3. Makes sense since they've had a very consistent look about them.
This is now a Succubus General
>>220332873>Quiet, it's starting...You can find season 1-3 via public channels in designated web zones.
>>220335856Kino in both human and demon form
>>220335856Now I will view this film because I'm all out of ideas.
>>220330343Really? That's based as fuck.>>220331127This>>220331952Moore is an all-timer, the rest are disposable.
>>220330918I wanted to enjoy this but it was such a fucking snoozefest. The ending was nothing special. Anything that I will actually, enjoy, anons? Tourist Trap and The Monkey were the last ones I enjoyed.
>>220336732your ugly shitpig mom is disposable
>>220336988You're an asshole, but you're not wrong.
Fucked up with one of the movies I picked as it turned out to be a sequel to a movie I've never seen. Good thing I caught it after 3 minutes into the movie, so I had to quickly replace that one.
>>220335856>>220336367It's not bad for a "DUDE what if the whole movie was webcam footage?" movie.
>>220329173Cute
>>220329622No u
>>220329680Based
>>220336988>your ugly shitpig mom is disposableWhy are you always so angry, anon? You wouldn't say that if you knew who my mom was…
>>220329707It's alright >>220329817Okay gay schizo
>>220329817There's not a single deleted comment with any anon anon claiming to be gay in the archives https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/220327662/hor-horror-general guess the only faggot here are you
>>220337840anon anon?
>>220329707Not as funny as Leprechaun, but worth a watch, cool monster design as well
>>220337683Jason would never do that! I'm literally shakin'
>>220337840Every anon is either a simp or gay, apparently
>>220327662What the fuck was their problem?
>>220327715My introduction to the movie was waking up on Saturday morning to watch cartoons but I woke up too early and caught the late-night horror movie KKfOS just after it started, so I had no idea what I was watching.
So bum house studio friday the 13th, any news?
>>220338172>bum house studio friday the 13thI cringed just reading that.
What did I think about Hokum? I think I enjoyed it but I'm not sure...
Fantasia announced their first wave of movies.https://fantasiafestival.com/en/news/fantasia-30th-edition-first-wave
>>220338172You'll take your Pamela Voorhees origin story and like it
pick one underrated horror mommy
>>220339009JoBeth Williams in Poltergeist
>>220338730>a ticket for Oh, cum! please
>>220339009
>>220339009I think all of the Amicus anthology films are underrated.
>>220337683Is he ok?
Worst 8 horror movies released in 2026 I've seen so far (worst to least-worst):>Popeye’s Return>Balik Eskwela>Wizard Of Death: Tinman’s Rise>The Incel Celebrity Kidnap Plot>The House On Haunted Grounds>Insidious Tales>Thrash>The Fairfield County Four
>>220341777trips of truth
>>220341777>The Fairfield County FourThis was good though
>>220337840There is and I have seen it. Cope. I know the regulars in here cover for him. And it wasn’t last general but years ago.
>>220341877The costumes were shit and the ending was predictable. It doesn't do anything remotely new either, which hurts. The worst part of the entire movie is the sound guy is unbelievably annoying to the point he ruins every scene he's a part of. His cigarette shtick also gets older after about 2 minutes.
>>220341777Thrash was great you dink
>>220342056It's WAY too overwritten. Every single fucking character is written in a way to garner sympathy. Because of this you automatically know none of them are going to die. It destroys any threat, which makes it boring to watch.
Do you guys think Obsession is actually unnerving and good, or is it just zoomies who find human interaction and awkward situations uncomfortable saying it's the scariest thing ever?
>Amityville Rex>The Amityville curse goes prehistoric. A dinosaur is resurrected and demonically possessed, unleashing a new terror on Amityville. A priest, a cop, and a criminal fugitive come together to exorcise the dino and stop the carnage.Yeah, this is where we are at. Can we just ban the use of "Amityville" being used in any movie that isn't part of the original series?
>>220327818Liked that movie, best Jason design by far IMO
>>220341777Did you see Betty's Revenge (the Betty Boop horror movie?)
>>220337948Wish he kept the sunglasses for the entire movie >>220338172No news, but I'm not a fan of the new Jason mask with rectangular eyes that they trademarked to use in future TV shows and movies, it looks too clean, the new Jason design they use for merch and shit like Fortnite looks "too clean" in general I also noticed that this design was the one they mainly used in 2025's Univeral Horror nights "Friday the 13th" attraction, but undead Jason from parts 6,7 and 8 shows up there near the end, with the only Jasons excluded being the ones from Jason Goes to Hell, Jason X and Freddy VS Jason, meaning that whoever owns Jason now can still use the undead versions of the character as long as they're from part 6 to 8 (the exposed teeth, bones, ribs & back plus chain around neck from part 7 and the greenish gooey one from part 8 for example)
>>220342567There's already an Amityville Backrooms too apparently
>>220342129Oh good, a plotfag
>>220342868
>>220342156I've seen Obsession twice. It's good. A great movie to see with an audience. everyone was on the same page.
>>220342868>>220342898He looks like 2009 Jason but shorter and skinnier
>>220342777Might tomorrow. It depends on how much time I have left after the other 2 movies. It's either that or Deform (2020).
>>220342898Best mask is the one from part 7 Imo
>>220342927
>>220343048Who's the one between Michael Myers and Chucky?
I really cant believe that some aussie remade street trash before they remade killer klowns.
>>220335856movie was good
>>220343651nta, but I'm pretty sure it's Edward Scissorhands
>>220343797Oh right, I didn't even see the hands. And then the snow on the ground
>>220342007You change your mind. It is a good FF.
>>220343839Sorry anon, but I'm not changing my mind. I simply didn't like it and that's that. It being the best of the worst should count for something I guess.
Based!
>>220344237>age out>body ruined by ex-husband or whatever he was>come out as bisexualCelebrities are so obvious it's hilarious
>>220343048>making pinhead female instead of just doing a figure or vagina-neck
>>220342927>picWhat if they brought back Ashley Laurence to play the Hell Empress?Would it work?
Thoughts on The Birds?
If I liked Hokum, should I watch Oddity and Caveat?
>>220338792>grandma found the crack closet
>>220341877It sucked
>>220344981I haven't seen Hokum yet but you should watch Oddity and Caveat anyway. Caveat more than Oddity, I found Oddity a bit odd
>>220344860Pretty good. It delivers on the birds.>>220344981Yes. Though it's not guaranteed you'll like them, I've heard people report liking/disliking them in many combos.
>>220345170>>220345171Thanks anons. I'll watch them this evening
Wow, what a stinker. Edward Furlong can't act, so why was he cast for the main role? Amy Hargreaves was cute, though.Anyway, it's 1994, and the audience knows OF computers, but not what they actually can and cannot do. "Brainscan" is an interactive computer game that "stimulates the brain via the blanking signals of the TV it's played on". Edward Furlong murders a victim in the game, but oh no, it turns out he did it for real. He then has to murder some more people to cover it up.
>>220344981I liked Oddity but I found Caveat to be mind-numbingly boring (haven't seen Hokum thoughbeit)
>>220345230Haven't seen this but the poster is so striking I can summon it in my head after seeing it once
>>220327843>>220329120I have literally never been afraid of clowns. A clown squirted me in the face when I was very young and ever since then I've enjoyed them. Can anyone with a genuine clown fear tell me specifically what scares you about them? Not trolling.
What do you think of Randy Quaid?
>>220345361>A clown squirted me in the face when I was very young and ever since then I've enjoyed them.
>>220345361>Can anyone with a genuine clown fear tell me specifically what scares you about them?I've been asking myself the same thing after I've seen this so often in American movies or TV shows. Is fear of clowns an American thing?
>>220334639NTA but I am 5, slightly worse though. Wish I could afford hair transplants because I've got plenty of ass hair
>>220345144You don’t know FF.
>>220345361Their grotesquely exaggerated features and the constant laughing at nothing, which is otherwise associated with insanity
>>220345271> I liked OddityPathetic.
ODDITITY is BANNED on /hor/
>>220345429This guy kind of ruined clowns over here
>>220345488Did it actually start with him though? I've never been able to find out what caused the shift in public opinion to clowns.
>>220345361>A clown squirted me in the face when I was very youngAyo
>>220345488>Pogo the ClownBut wasn't that way back in the 1970s? Do present day kids still remember him?
Zeebo wants his nose back
>>220345487Sad little hall monitor
It looks like the University of South Wales in Britain carried out some in-depth research:https://www.southwales.ac.uk/news/2023/march/why-are-we-so-scared-of-clowns-heres-what-weve-discovered/>TLDR; sometimes clowns are spoopy for a variety of reasons, we still don't really know specifically why.
>>220345488male clowns maybe, clussy has been on the rise
This was better than The VVitch.
>>220345621Middle of the road film but I enjoyed it enough. I might even agree with you.
>>220345542He started the mainstream association of clowns with predators and psychos, which was then furthered by successive media
>>220345411Kek
>>220345655Man, am I glad I grew up in a country that wasn't that fucked up.Although ... we had domestic terrorism back in the day, with wanted posters in every bank and post office. I remember one day when I drove to my grandparents with my family we were stopped by police with machine guns because they were looking for marxist terrorists that day.
>>220345621I saw this in theaters when it came out. I was the only one in the room and thought about cranking it to Sophia
>>220345411Looks like my wife
>>220345759>>220345621Woke.
>>220327715I saw the gif before reading your post and I assumed you were going to complain about how horny the clowns made you or something lmao
I loved this movie and I want to watch similar movies. What are you best recomendations?
>>220346022drive starring ryan gosling
>a 3 hour long black horror movie starring Oprah Winfrey with an all-black cast/hor/ will LOVE this
>>220345620Trve. Thank juggalettes for that. They've been doing it for years.
>>220346775Girls spend their prime doing this. lol.
>>220346887Still chasing Chad
>>220346887Hanging out with friends and having fun?
>>220346945Nothing wrong with that. They just hit the wall and marry an average beta male.
>>220328121Another film from that director ruined by a "badass psychic"
>>220346022Prince of darkness
>>220342927Nice, thanks for the heads up.
>>220342567Amityville is OG demonslop. It's not even a copyrightable term because it is a real place name, so it's in the public domain as well and nobody is in control of the franchise.
>Obssessiontrailer makes it unbelievable.The main guy is way too handsome and fit to be that autistic and shy, at least make him some actual chud for fuck's sakeReminds me of all those 90s and early 00s cheap horror movies where the scientist/doctor/biologist guy would always be some gigachad or a hot bimbo
>>220347307I don’t like ugly people on screen
Good day, working class. Working day is over. What are we watching tonight, /hor/?
>>220348003I watch things in the morning, so about 9.5 hours from now. I'm watching:>Re/Member>Re/Member: The Last Night>Betty's Revenge OR Deform (not sure which I'll have time for)
>>220348038Why in the morning?
>>220348003I don’t work but I still make $100 an hour every hour. Probably giallos tonight. >>220348038Watching movies in the morning is blasphemous.
>>220348124Nice, $2400 a day just for existing. You won capitalism.
>>220348038Why do you watch in the morning, wagie bro?
I haven't yet watched The Norliss Tapes because I don't feel up to watching a movie. I am beside myself with grief. I'm having my dog put down on Monday, and I'm just spending every moment I can with him.
>>220347715Must be bad looking in a mirror
>>220348003Reminder pissman: you still live with your parents and the only reason you're not working class is because your parents take pity on you. Not much of a life to gloat over but it's all you've got.
>>220348833instead of replying to the spammer you should offer some praise to my dog for making it to 18 years old
I'm gonna cry my eyes out for a month. I don't think I'll every truly get over it. I've had him for half of my life.
>>220346022Beyond the Black Rainbow, kind of but not really, it's more ambient and without all the sfx.Or History of the Occult but again, not an sfx extravaganza.
>>220348907>>220348921Damn that's an old ass grandpa dog, I'm sure he lived a great life. Is he unwell? I think the longest we had a cat was maybe 14 and I loved that dribbly dude.
>>220348833Tell that to Barron Trump. lmao. Poor people saying what you say are always peak cope. >y y y oure not working class cause of Donald!You know how stupid you sound? How come your parents couldn’t pull their family out the working class?
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>>220348833> you still live with your parentsAristocrats also live with their parents. Look at the princesses and princes in foreign countries. Only poor people take so much pride in “moving out.” >y y oure i i i i dont respect you cause you dont have a jjjjoobbb!
>>220348833> Not much of a life to gloat over but it's all you've got.>t. working class loserIt is definitely a gloat in todays k shaped economy. lol.
>>220348833The rich are screwing the working class hard in 2026. It is definitely a gloat not being working class.
>>220349008In the past six months he has become incontinent. He had some issues before but these days he poops on the floor nearly every night.He doesn't really have the joy of being a dog anymore. He needs me to even stand up. He doesn't bark. He doesn't get excited about anything at all. I still walk him daily, but he's a total boomer about it. He's slow, slow, slow.Thanks for replying. I'm all torn up over it. He's 18; I'm 35. I've had him for half of my life.
>>220349177>>220349190>>220349211Don't seethe too loudly, mom will come take away your internet privileges
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>>220349234>I've had him for half my lifeI was in the same situation when I lost my bunny a few years ago, although that happened much more suddenly. It hurts like hell for a while and then you realize that life plays out in phases and the people and things in your life change over time, coming and going. You had a good, long phase with that dog. Life goes on
>>220349345I know that's right. Life goes on. I'll love him forever, though.
>>220349234That sucks man. At least you'll have some time to process it and treat him a bit. But yeah when you've had a little goober by your side constantly that's gonna be something you feel.
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>>220349234Just know, hard as it is to let go, that you're doing the right thing by your friend Mr Dog. I sobbed like a fucking baby in that room, as much as I knew it had to be done. It's hard, but you will eventually adjust. Let it out when you need to. My condolences.
Must be wagie hours. Last time I was here, place was full of retirees.
>>220327776>nooooooo I wished for this hot bitch to love me more than anything and now she's obssessed with my cock aaaahhh what a horrible fate!!!!!!Why doesn't he just have sex with her constantly and then say he loves her? Low test beta no doubt, literal first world problems
>>220349427He's had two severe episodes. He had a seizure two years ago, and a few months ago he had a vestibular episode. I carried him through those the best I could. Honestly a lot of people would have just had him euthanized then. But I held onto him.It's his time though. If I dragged it on for longer, he may have another episode, and he may not come back from it. I'm choosing to have him put down before he suffers something from which he can't recover.I'm doing at home euthanasia. He can be put to sleep in his bed, where I will hold his head.
thanks for the replies, anons.
>>220349573*smooch*
>>220349608Bless you, and thanks to you.
>>220345928LOL
