>According to insider DanielRPK, Brendan Schaub is in final negotiations for a big supporting role in The Batman Part 2, rumoured to be playing a dark and gritty version of Calendar Man
>>220330758I call bullshit
>OH N-
>>220330758if you're an alcoholic... you'll get caught
>>220330758As a homeless cat?
>>220330758He was one of the Jersey Shore guys, right?
>>220330758why did he fall off
talmbout cinemady univerdses, B?
>>220330801you obviously don’t understand bromance because you’ve never had a friendship with anyone for longer than a few months and even then, you never truly clicked with anybody
>>220330758Did someone put Stallone in the Zest-o-matic?
>>220330848He wishes he had their level of talent.
>>220330758not funny, can't act.why would i even believe this rumor?
https://schaubtracker.com/Join in making bank betting on the opposite of all his fight predictions
>>220330758lmao, would unironically be hilarious if this was true. How does he just keep failing up?
>>220330801dicey dicey!!
B-b-beast of a work ethnic, b
>>220330758Schaub would beat the shit out of any Batman actor in a hand to hand combat thus he's better fit to play him than everyone else before.
>hawlg
>>220330758>dark and gritty version of the calendar man
>>220330948I mean I fake hump my friends too but I don't try to stick my fingers up their bum like he did there
>>220330948That nithe? Ya feel blogbuslah?
>>220330758add it to the list
>>220330758faggot wasnt even a good fighter
Bapa as cawlenderman? Dats a spooky cat my guy. Tool girl stah denother girl inna wood with that b.
>>220330801Now that’s some quality bantz
>>220330801
>>220330758Prime Schaub heems Ngannou
>>220332584Nonprime Schaub heemed crocop :(
>>220332828crobum is a can
Be kind, he just had to move the podcast studio in̈to a smaller storage unit.
>>220330801This is the type of shit that painfully plays in your head when trying to sleep. I would legit just jump into traffic if I were that fag
>>220332214he heemed crow cawlp b, show some hespek
>>220332173what else ya got chin
>>220330758lmao what the fuck is this, a turkroach tom hardy?
>>220334920go back
>>220330924it got depressing watching themt. former fan
>a dark and gritty version of Calendar Man
>>220330829what are you gonna do? some of that BOXING you've been doing?!?
>>220330758Is he going to be a security guard like Bisping was in Twin Peaks?Also it's kind of funny that this retarded faggot clown could beat the shit out of all of us.. that's kind of upsetting to me
>>220334946kek damn how could u be a fan of them unironically? I could understand hate watching.
>>220330948I've had friends for a long time and we never did anything like that. I would stop speaking to a friend of 10 years if they did that once.
>>220332204kek
>>220330948If any of my friends stuck their fingers in my ass as a "joke" I would literally kill them
>>220335553What if Bappa(Brendan Schaub the guy in the video) did it to you?
>>220334982lmaoCallen is such a tryhard fag
>>220335955he should try harder desu
Why The Long Halloween, why not do something original instead
>>220332584kek no
>>220336778oh i disagree b
>According to a vision I had while meditating in my Mind Palace, Brendan Schaub is in final negotiations for a big supporting role in The Joker Part 3: Return of the KWAB
Good for him. He does look like an actor
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLISTTO POP YOUR:ALPHA BRAINSHROOMTECHKRILL & MCT OILPRIMATE CARE PILLShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDADUDE BOOOOM LMAODUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS">"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"Joe Rogan, 2015>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPINGBrought to you by SquareSpace©cue the hempforce mustard
>>220330758aw shit, did Reeves take him up on the trug wahg?
He looks like he may or may not burn local
>>220332584>NgannouDidn't Jake Paul just knock him out?
>what the fuck are ya gonna do, Nate? VOLUME punch me?ngl I will always love this bant at Diaz from Schaub though
Brendan Schaub was brutally raped during 2025 in the scorching hot Texan summer
