>be me>11 years old>home alone after school>turn on TV like a king>Ed, Edd n Eddy comes on>neurons firing already, this is high culture>decide I’m gonna “fully immerse” myself>grab a bowl of cereal>no milk>just dry, like a psychopath>sitting 3 inches from the screenl>aughing way too hard at plank>choking on off-brand corn flakes>Eddy says something mildly funny>I lose it completely>spit cereal everywhere>looks like a bird attack happened>hear front door open>mom came home early>she walks in and sees me>goblin stance>crumbs glued to my face>laughing alone at retarded cartoon characters>TV volume way too loud>Ed screaming in background like a demon>she just stands there in total silence>I freeze mid-laugh>still holding the cereal bowl like an idiot>Ed on TV: “BUTTERED TOAST!!!”>echoes through the entire house>mom asks if I'm ok>I manage to say yup>voice cracks into 3 different dimensions>she slowly backs out of the room>doesn’t turn TV off>doesn’t say anything else>just leaves>spend next 10 minutes sitting in silence>still in goblin pose>suddenly aware of everything>the mess, the noises, my life choices>turn off TV quietly>existential thoughts of shame and sorrow>never feel the same about Ed Edd n Eddy again
>>220330927Sounds kino. You're a faggot for feeling embarrassed about this.
>>220330927Elaborate on what "goblin stance" means
>>220330927Very male-coded show, something disgusting both visually and narratively, that only young boys could enjoy. Similar examples include>The Cramp Twins>Ren & Stimpy>Cow & Chicken>Aah! Real Monsters
>>220331053My sister liked watching EEnE with me, though.
>>220331010it means he was sucking his own dick
>>220331053aw boo hoo dork
>>220330927SWIGGITY SWAG WHAT'S IN THE BAG
>>220331053>Very male-coded show, something disgusting both visually and narratively>t. never actually talked to a human female everyou realize women are the primary consumers of horrorslop and truecrime shit right?they are the reason tortureshit like Saw and Terrifier get sequels.
>>220331114Fuck off Kevin
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>>220331266boogers is not the same as gore you tranny freak
>>220331293make me dork lmao
>>220331321>2010Reminds me of some girl I talked to daily on AIM in like 2004 who had a page like this linked in her bio but it was some Invader Zim character or something.Girl autism is amusing.
>>220331053I tried to watch Aaah! Real Monsters with my wife and she didn't enjoy it. It is (unsurprisingly) much more jewish than in my childhood memories.
>>220331101Didn’t happen. She was there for you not the show.>>220331266Not even remotely comparable.The shows listed are gross-out. The appeal of true crime and horror to women is the brain processing threat situations as women are the smaller and weaker sex and therefore more likely to get randomly murdered with little ability to fight back
>>220331628All the Klasky-Csupo animated shows oozed judaism.
>>220331628Reminder that Rugrats did holiday specials for Hanukkah, Quanza, and Christmas, and Christmas was the only secular one
>>220330927Ai generated
>>220330927i was watching mr bean animated at school and it had butt scenes and the teacher saw it. i forgot about it
Was a shy awkward mess when I got my first job. Watched Parks and Rec and liked how Chris Pratts character acted so I tried to be wacky and overall just the loveable dumb quirky guy. It physically pains me to write this but I would do faces a lot like the character on the show and a coworker called me out on it in the break room with everyone there (basically asked if I was trying to fake it till I made it) and they all laughed at me. Was so fucking embarrassed that I quit and got a different job where I was quiet and shut my mouth (this was how I got my first gf though she liked how “mysterious” I was)
>>220332883kek, based autist
>>220332883This is extremely similar to my life. I made the change to mysterious autist when I went to college and was shocked at how well it worked. A decade later and it’s still working pretty well for me.
>>220330927One time in high school my buddy caught me with my hand in my pants cranking it to vhs anime porn in his house and I tried to pass it off as having a mosquito bite in my groin area that I was scratching. I have no illusions that he believed me but we never spoke of it again.
>>220333245when my friends were asleep i would go into their room and dry hump their couch through my pants because we were always discussing girls and watching horny media
>>220333303Same anon and at the same dude's house I would spend every Friday night, bring some porn I'd gotten my older brother to rent me, then after my friend fell asleep I'd grind against the fucking carpet until I came in my pantsBeing a stupid and horny teenager is only like two steps above being a stray dog
>>220333245>>220333303>>220333434The lesson here is don't let your kids have friends sleep over past elementary school age, Jesus Christ
>>220333465>he didn’t participate in a ritual where each guy at the sleepover had to jump another guys butt without getting a boner to prove he’s not gay
>>220333465>he never got to experience the high school sleepover tradition of the guy who comes in last in the 1v1 Melee tournament gets his ass shaved, oiled, dressed in women's underwear (preferably stolen from one of the host's family members) then heterosexually sodomized in a dimly lit bedroom by each one of his friends, each one calling him the name of their respective crush Oh no no no no hahahaha
>>220333501Imagine your awkward 15 year old son is having trouble making friends his first year of high school and finally bonds with some random and invites him over, and you're relieved that he's going to be okay after all and then you see the TV light on under the door at 2 in the morning and you pop your head in and there's almost muted porn on the tv and and the new kid is shooting rope in his slacks while your son is passed out next to him. I'd throw him in the trunk of my car and then toss him off a bridge.
