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Why were the sequels so sexless?
I get the "force is female" crowd didn't want objectification, but I've never known a single woman to take issue with Padme's outfits for instance. If it were made a bit later, or had some prescience, I think a Rhea Ripley esque actress playing a seductive femme fatale Darth Talon could have gotten over huge with men and women. I mean Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad was 2016 so during the same time as the Sequel trilogy. They cast Daisy Ridley who men blow their loads to just for her face, and just did nothing with her to use her sex appeal. Not even any tummy.
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Padme did not have sex appeal either
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>>220333822
WRONG!
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>>220333787
Because Lucas wasn't in charge. He might have been a boring director, but still had the sensibilities to appeal to the masses. Toy-like designs, coomer outfits, romance drama, etc
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>>220333849
>>220333850
where's the sex
where's the appeal
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>>220333853
Why are you gay?
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>>220333858
why are you jewish
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>>220333787
Because it's Disney. They want a family friendly product to sell to everyone. Sex is a divisive thing. You get a sexy seductive character then you've got one section of the audience angry. You make it too sex less then another is angry. So you get the boring middle of the road route.
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>>220333863
I don't have to be jewish to call an attractive woman attractive
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>>220333871
you have to be jewish to call a hook nosed ironing board attractive
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>>220333892
Here's your you
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Star Wars has always been sexless. That nagging Jew hag Carry Fisher is the only woman in the original trilogy. 5 minutes in the slave outfit mean nothing.
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>>220333915
Her and Han were eye fucking and flirting each other during all of Empire.
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>>220333849
>no cameltoe
i jork it begrudgingly
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>>220333849
Imagine being an inch away from her bottm as she spreads her ass cheeks and dilates her shitpipe to release a voluminous quantity of kosher gas right in your face
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>>220334047
>Princess Leia
>Daughter of Queen Amidala
>Makes sense so far
>Queen Amidala is a democratically elected head of state with term limits like a President of a republic
>Leia is adopted by a senator and keeps a low profile
>Still a princess somehow
What?
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>>220334084
her first name is princess but she goes by her middle name leia
lots of people do this
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>>220333787
Blame JJ Abrams for that. RJ tried to sex it up again by introducing a sexy celestial and having milking scenes, but the second it went back to JJA he tore up the entire plotline that had been established to replace it with a bland arse-pull of "somehow, that guy who was definitely dead is alive again" and entirely forgot about the sexy Celestial.
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>>220333849
Every tranny I haven’t ever fucked has had a more feminine figure than this and I’ve fucked a lot of trannies
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>>220334301
Have* fuck
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>>220334301
In other words, you are a gay man that has fucked men. Thank you for sharing.
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>>220333787
TLJ is almost pornographic but it was aimed a bit too much at the unconscious for nerds who are retarded and oblivious to things like that. Like Rey is at one point down on her knees in front of standing kylo in a very pointedly arranged shot where his 'saber' with a big red vein on its side is being presented to her. You don't even see things like that because you're mentally forever a child
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>>220334582
btw inb4
>ok rian
or some shit
No the movie sucks, it's very bad, but it has a lot of sexual overtones undertones, etc which its nevertheless sad/gay that you didn't notice. Also he 'raped' her in the first one, which didn't read as hot to you because you didn't recognize it as the traditional literal rape that is the first encounter in most romance novels which this trilogy was structured to emulate. And because you're a childlike nerd as mentioned. A woman or would immediately recognize the way that scene transposes to a sexual one
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>>220333787
>just for her face
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>>220334780
Yes.
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If Daisy gets her golden bikini moment, then the tide would truly have turned.
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>>220333787
>Why were the sequels so sexless?
Because Disney and Bob Iger.

Lucas draft for Episode 7 included a "Jedi Killer" (Darth Talon, later) character who seduced Jedi for sex and killed them.
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Movies for little kids should not have sex appeal in them, you freaks.
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>>220335761
>Movies for little kids should not have sex appeal in them, you freaks.
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>>220333915
The very first Star Wars movie is about fucking. Luke rescuing Leia gives him the confidence to "let go" and use the Force to dump his load into the Death Star. If you've never had sex you couldn't possibly understand what I mean.
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>>220335761
why not?
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>>220334084
Leia should have been the daughter of the emperor
So when he dies she becomes the new leader of the empire and decides to go back to being a constitutional republic
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Daisy is cute
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>>220334084
She's princess Leia because her mom is the queen of Alderaan, that planet that got blowed up.
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>>220333850
https://youtube.com/shorts/LcxoAH8G8d8
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>>220333849
Did you know that none of Rey's costumes showed her (actually very tight and aesthetic) tummy?
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>>220333915
>That nagging Jew hag Carry Fisher
she was actually just a halfu
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>>220335880
not the best navel i've ever seen
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Daisy should do lewd roles where she gets naked
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>>220338089
Write her a fan letter "Oi, Daisy! Get your kit off, luv! -love, Anon"
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>>220335880
A was too young to trully apreciate the power ranger movie.



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