Welcome students, to Hogwarts: the safest place in the world for witches and wizards. As a reminder, please do not venture into the nearby forest, as it is full of unspeakable horrors that will rip you apart and eat you.Also, we have once again contracted the help of a group of black hooded ghoul creatures that feast on human souls. Please stay clear of them, as I am told they will attack anyone indiscriminately, and that the soul extraction process would be extremely painful for you. Please stretch your legs somewhere away from them.We would also like to again introduce our new annual Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Now many of you may know that our history of with these teachers includes a cultist that housed Lord Voldemort’s face, a con artist, a dangerous werewolf, a cultist impersonating a crazy man who likes taking rags off clowns, among other dangerous individuals. But he hope with Desdemona Venomheart from house Slytherin, he will buck the trend.Please enjoy your stay here, where 1/4 of you will live in a dingy dungeon while being judged by everyone else as evil.
Hey still beats public schools in England amirite
>>220333854The scene where he informs students of his sex offender status was weird
>>220334130The only difference being there isn't a house that has 30 year old "teenagers" from Pakgahniraq raping everybody.
>>220334158He’s legally required to do that
What is the worst Bertie Bott's every flavored beans? Surely they don't have chilli camel dung
>>220335515What part of EVERY flavored bean do you not understand?
>>220335515Probably gorilla AIDS cum flavour.
>UHM ACHUALLY WHY NOT GUNS? i hate the whole guns would solve all of harry potters problems bullshit narrative spread online. like for one second just imagine a culture of secretive people that practice magic, that discover spells, and potions.and if you don't adhere to the creed of the people than the wizarding world could cease to exist and sacred knowledge of that world could be lost forever.now tell me again why i should know that harry potter could 360 no scope voldiebitch with a 50 cal and why i should really give a fuck? there are lost tribes that still roam this earth that throw sticks and its like WHY DONT THEY JUST USE GUNS TO SETTLE THEIR BEEF?because its not a good story.
>the soul extraction process would be extremely painful for youkek
>>220335515Bangalore street flavour
>>220333854>the soul extraction process would be extremely painful for youBut what if I'm a big wizard.
>>220333854>our history with these teachers includes a cultist that housed Lord Voldemort’s faceThat really was rotten luck
>>220336687>THE TURBAN >WOULD IT REVEAL A FACE ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD IF I TOOK IT OFF?
>>220336687For Me.
>>220335515Delhi streets isn't very tasty
