Is there a character you very much wish you could be?
What was the line from Swearengen about how Bullock walked?
>>220335120You wish you could be the only person with an unfucked moral compass in the wild west while also being married to anna gunn?
>>220335120>abandons rich slut and Norwegian loli for Skylar White and my wife’s son
Yes.
>>220335340it was his blood relation nephew you hooplehead cocksucker
>>220335276Like a peacock?
>>220335360Still his wife’s son.
>>220335120
>>220335120Kind of wished I was Titus Welliver in this scene.
>>220335310He beat a man half to death right before becoming sheriff as if he needed to hide behind the star before the Pinkertons arrived
Never mind the Bullocks.
>>220335408A man with a temper can be a benefit in certain sherrifing situations.If I were sherriff I'd have you hanged.
>>220335408Farnum wouldn’t have the stones to hire the Pinkertons
>>220335452think hes talking about the beating he laid on alma's dad
Sometimes I try to walk like him>shoulders down>arms straight to the side>your shoulders are still too high>back straight>put your fucking shoulders down>look straight forward >LOWER YOUR SHOULDERS>fast purposeful strides>act as if you have no mouth and under your nose is a mustache so big that it may have its own ssn
>Farnum! Christ knows he's earned it!
>>220335452I'm talking about Alma Garrett's father. He made attempts to steal the gold claim from under her and Bullock followed him and beat his ass in public
>>220335381Something funnier.
>>220335507Look at him, striding out like some randy maniac bishop sheriff about his duties to the camp?
Who wins?
>>220335421Kek
>>220335611Doc Holliday.
>>220335408I guess its okay because he had the badge off
>>220335499>Alma Garrett's father.I really this actor. Especially the way he says>Ree-markableHe's also ed nortons dad in american history x.
>>220335784>And if you inhale and expel pure righteousness, my olfactories are keen to the smell of shit
>>220335834>It must cost you sleep, the guests you drive off, the chances of thieving and bilking you lose, needing to rub up against your betters
>>220335397she could have become destitute without him, it was the honorable thing to do and she can make some more which they did. go post your cuck fantasies elsewhere cocksucker
>>220335894Did he want to fuck his daughter or what?
>>220335910I dont think so. He just wanted to siphon off her money to finance his gambling.
>>220335904you have no idea what that word means. Considering his brother fucking died in Civil War the honorable thing to do was to help raise the boy. They're family. The only one getting "cucked" is the brother by all accounts of the actual definition of the fucking word
>>220335904Wasnt there a scene where she literally tells him to put away the baby crib meaning she didnt want any more kids?Or did I dream this?
>>220335935Not to argue>kisses Alma on the lips>mean mugs/mad dogs/stares down Ellsworth and Bullock>the former because he was simply having lunch with Alma. The latter because it was obvious Alma had feelings for Bullock and he was jealous>the way Alma goes "get away from her" when he's touching the little girl I feel heavily implies that he could and would do something to a young girl There was another line she says about "having known him longer than you whatever impression he may have impressed on you he is only here for himself"I feel like its the logical conclusion
Circumcision is indeed profiteth if thou keepest the law, but if thou are a transgressor of the law, thy circumcision become uncircumcision. Therefore, if uh.. thy uncircumcision keeps the righteousness of the lay, shall not his uncircumcision that is by nature fulfilling his lay shall judge thee, who by letter and circumcision transgresses the law?
>>220335947idk but it would make sense her not wanting to have another right away
>>220335340don't know the film/series/comic strip/flick-bookpost them so I can compare
>>220335995Fair enough but Im not convinced.Kissing on the lips after a long time apart, I honestly think thats just genuine non sexual affection.Like you said he was clued in really early to the relationship between her and bullock but if I remember right he actually tried to tell bullock to go for it, "in affairs of the heart passions rule" or something like that but also it was also couched in like him hoping that alma would find a husband again and hed have grandkids.Also note Alma had zero qualms letting him interact with sophia until he made it more or less clear he was there to fleece her and wouldnt take no for an answer.Same thing with the her having known him longer, imo she's just saying "look I know he comes across as charming but trust me he's a real sob".Like she said he just doesnt have her best interests at heart but his own.At the end of the day not a completely unreasonable read but also kind of a stretch.
fucking MIDGE
>>220335360>squarehead>hoople head>celestialThe insults in this show are so brilliant. It sucks that they have to spice every sentence with a "cocksucker". I think Spartacus did that shit too. Cocksucker is too modern. Also very cool of them to drop a "nigger" here and there but I don't recall them sating kike. The most you got was a reference to Jews loving to whine
>>220336163This is Richardson beating up farnums son lol
>>220335120COCKSUCKA
>>220336125Yeah like I said I'm willing to be wrong on this. I think it's a reasonable conclusion like you said
>>220336195pre-1900 there were hardly any of them in the US. makes sense that they wouldn't bother thinking twice about them when they were less than 0.1% of the population.
>>220335120Personality wise not so much, but when I was a kid I was really hoping I would look like Ivan Drago when I grew up. I did look like what a child Ivan Drago would look like so it wasn’t that unreasonable.
>>220336195>too modernthat was a deliberate choice because their vocabulary of the time would sound retarded to us
Actually I did become this guy. But I spent so much time trying to be as good as Clark Kent that I forgot I had to be Superman as well. Now I'm just a loser that everyone hates and no one knows how nice I try to be. They don't understand. I don't blame them. Everybody has vices. Someone comes along who presents honest intentions and they fall under suspicion. I wish it wasn't like this. Maybe someday
>>220335402>riding around on horses>killing people>fucking random women>fleecing hoopleheadsDeadwood made the old wild west look like so much fun
>take it out... take out your fucking thumb>why if I was moving forward to get away from you would you fucking pursue me?>my asshole is now one gigantic throb. I have no idea what is transpiring back there
>>220336202SWEDGIN
>>220336428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SleWQfyNxn0
>>220335546Something like that, had to do with his posture too. Maybe I'm misremembering.
>>220336464>it’s cool! Cool cool. Very good!
>>220336428>can I arrange to have some of my paycheck sent to this address?>your bookie?>excuse me?>let me guess you send your cheek every week to your sweet old gray haired mother?>actually uh... she's silver haired. Yeah I'm thinking fucking based
>>220336195did you miss Al Swearengens "1000 years of inbreeding" comment about the hardware store merchant?
>>220336548If posture's the key word, you might be remembering their conversation about Bullock helping Al with their attempts to get Deadwood annexed without being "targets for assfucking".>To not grab ankle is to declare yourself interested. What's your posture, Bullock?
>>220336195>>220336672And my favorite>Wave a penny under the Jew's nose, brings them right around
>>220335421kekI wish I had the wit of Al Swearingen
>>220336674>If posture's the key word,Just the funny way Bullock walked, maybe about his arms not moving.
>>220335947No she told him to remote the bundling board from the bed which he placed there to indicated he expected no relations between them which meant she was down to fuck
I die of tuberculosis with she
>>220337026>falling in love with whoresWhy do so many movies try this one on?
>>220337047It’s something that happened quite often
>>220337077Since every modern woman is a whore it happens on the regular. Don't know why people are surprised.
>>220337047You wouldn't get it
>>220337190
>>220336858Ooooohhhhhhh
>>220337047I would have simped over lila so hard
>>220336452Until you have to go to a dentist
A Deadwood thread and I have to go to sleep!? Shit. Well. I apologize.
>>220336195i dont think kike was invented yet
>>220337272We had a thread a day or two ago about Moulin Rogue and yeah I would take bite of that pie. Why not? Consumption be damned.
People shit on s3 and the theatre troupe but holy shit does brian cox performance make every second worth watching.
>>220336195Al also says something like>go swindle someone out of their money or whatever it is you people do
>>220337531They were going to have a bigger role in season 4, but they whiney jew director got butthurt that season 3 was short so he threw the show away. Then he got dementia.
>>220337190Growing up I thought this was mickey rooney
A kidney stone from drinking a shit load of coffee. I had one myself a couple years ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. But if they had to get it the way they do in Deadwood I would sooner commit suicide. Thank God for modern medicine.
>>220337659Must have been a big one if they couldnt sonic blast it to bits.
>>220337531Theatre troupe is Deadwood’s Baltimore Sun
>>220337691Does that make Hearst Marlowe?
>>220337598... deadwood was "canceled" because they contracted the cast for four years instead of four seasons and only got 3 seasons filmed in that time, at which point most of the cast, including olyphant, had contracts lined up elsewhere, so they bailed. the show couldn't continue so they kicked the fourth season's budget to milch who used it to make john from cincinnati
>>220335995her having been diddled by daddy explains the drug habit
>>220337688The one I had they gave me a pill that broke it to pieces.
>>220337691The aging pill season if you've seen Oz.
I wish we had more movies where the Pinkertons are the good guys. So many westerns where some bespoke New York City slicker comes in and I can't help thinking how much better his life must be compared to the dirty duster wearing cowboys we see
>>220337910This is a great western with a heroic Pinkerton MC
>>220337953This one is good too. Randolph Scott plays a Pinkerton agent who infiltrates the notorious Reno Brothers gang in 1866 Indiana. I guess Randolph Scott just liked playing Pinkertons
>>220337230>tfw no crazy Georgian killer nympho gfwhy live
>>220335611came to post pic rel
>>220337531Yeah I loved Brian Cox its mostly just the ending that crushes it
>>220336396Fr fr. No cap. The cowboys be bussin. 0 rizz
>>220335310funny way to put it. I wouldn't.
>>220335120I wish I could be Mulder because ufo's are cool and Scully ages like wine.
>>220337659Fuck. What'd they advise you to do to avoid them in the future? Hydration and?
>>220335120Someone with the ability to shape the world, someone like Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark with their business empire or Thanos with all the stones.
>>220337659I get them all the time. My cock is really, really big so I just pass them at home with no meds. It’s not that bad after I got used to it
>>220337756 You lucky bastard. They just told me to chug water and ride it out like it was a mild inconvenience. Felt like I was giving birth to a Lego. What was the pill? Potassium citrate or some magic stone-melting cowboy elixir? I’d sell my soul to Al Swearengen if it meant not doing that again.
>>220335499>Alma Garrettwtf, for years now I've thought this was the same actress as that woman from The Leftovers but it turns out this is some Robbie/Pressly situation
>>220335120For me, it's Harem Anime main character #436
>>220339088How big are you? Maybe the doctor just figured you could handle it ya crybaby
Maybe Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier. Otherwise no.
>>220339088>They just told me to chug water and ride it out like it was a mild inconvenience. Felt like I was giving birth to a Lego.wtf. They didn't even give you painkillers? My uncle's had them and gets demerol.
>>220335120You want to be a guy prone to throwing tantrums over a ridiculous chip on his shoulder because he was bullied as a child? Anon, I have good news.
>>220337659coffee prevents kidney stones
>>220335937you have to be alive to get cucked, anon.
>>220336202honestly this is my favorite character, I was sure he was going to be killed off early but he really grows on you
>>220341808I mean he's good for a meme character but hes no johnny burns.
>>220341808Blasanov is where its at.>I hope "feet in fire" will not change that
>>220335120>wowie my faux Shakespearean dialogue how sophisticated.
I want to be Al Neri so bad bros...
>>220342490What do you watch? The boys? lmao
>>220342490yes
>>220335120>Is there a character you very much wish you could be?Probably Venti
>Can't you just let me go to hell the way I want to. literally me
the real question is who wins between>>220338125and>>220343794
the wyatt earp episode was kinda meh
>Is there a character you very much wish you could be?
I wish I had his lifestyle. He is literally me in every respects except for money.Whatever happened to him?
>>220342441I enjoy all the characters on the show but there's something poignant about Wu's character and his desperate trust in Al>>220342485also based
>>220335310>anna gunnI fucked Al.
>>220335120I want fun
>>220345030Lionel Luthor?
>>220335120yeah
>>220344203The third season was messy. I think Milch was completely burnt out by then.
giwtwm
>>220338605Yeah just more water and exercise. A lot of health problems can solved that way. If I remember I got it from drinking a lot of energy drinks and lemonade
Angry.
>>220345213Wu’s heartbroken expression when he comes in screaming about returning the bones of the slave girls to China so they can rest and Al tells him to fuck off always stuck with me
With their fictional powers, killgrave or the guy from limitless.
I wanna be Superman
>>220335120every Val Kilmer character ever
>>220345341Yes, look at that hair.
>>220346215>grows out his hair to spite his bald sonHonestly devious
>>220345670yes, that's the exact kind of thing I was talking about! I like that he didn't learn much English even into the end of the series as well.
>>220335401Based choice.
>>220336163>El Topo: Zero Sugar Edition
>>220345030Based, both the character and the actor are kino. If you want a bit more of that, check out Brimstone, he plays the Devil like no one else.
