Achilles, the most virile man in Greece, and Helen, the most beautiful woman in Greece.I can only kneel, Nolano
>>220335749Why is Helen of Troy being played by a little boy? Is Nolan a pedo?
>>220335749Since when has he gone woke?
This is gonna flop so hard. What did Nolan do this is an obvious humiliation ritual.
>>220336939They did it to drag Homer down. Classicists have been spouting nonstop about gays and troons for at least a couple decades but no one listened outside their circles. Now with Nolan's noggy version this is what will result when following generations search for Odyssey. Not the tragic journey of an intelligent man suffering from excessive hubris who struggles his way back to a loving, faithful wife and family. No, better fill it with ugly niggers and zippertits and berate Ulysses every chance possible.Nolan is the golem, the producers are the ones with the message to spread and classic to deface
>>220336939>This is the girl
>>220336394Anglos are crypto jews.. the austrian was right
>>220335749Youngest kid I've seen, Achilles was surely older
I told you that woke slop is not dead. we quieted down the fags over their bathroom rights, but hollywood can continue to do what it damn well pleases, vote with your wallet on this one again and dont watch it.
>>220337109This guy hit the nail on the head. The Google Search (TM) is at stake. Every time some dum zoomer or alphie google the odyssey they’re going to get bombarded by niggers and trannies. Jesus wept.
what's the matter chud, you don't believe Elliott could be as convincing as Brad Pitt??
>>220337109Yeah hate it when I google illiad and get brad pitt
>>220335749> advertisement for blacks is a nog dunking a goyballkek this movie is so fucked
>>220335749Based Henry George on Twitter keeps arguing that Nolan made The Odyssey wrong on purpose, as an antisemitic joke.
>>220335749based
People were saying Nolan is a hack decades ago, yet somehow only now you're catching up to the fact
>>220337220False
>>220337109don't get me wrong, I agree with you. But normies were never going to read the original no matter what happened.
>>220335749I might have to watch this. Without paying of course.
>>220335749The Helen of Troy casting is actually pretty true to life:Troy was in what is modern day Turkiye, which is populated by Arabic ethnicities today, but back when the Odyssey and the Iliad were set the ruling classes would have been predominantly dark skinned people descended from Africans. Helan would likly have looked very Nubian in appearance. The Greeks themselves were also fairly dark skinned and its only the fact that white marble was used for sculptures that made whiter Europeans centuries later assume that they were all alabaster white in colour.
>>220337411I'm thinking 'plex session with the boys and a nice alcoholic drink
>>220337399That's irrelevant.
>>220337109HOLY FUCK SUPER NOVA TRVKECIDE EVACUATE EVACUATE
>>220337399There's a difference between googling Odyssey and getting greek art and Nolan's nigger troon infested slop. It's erasure of history and supplementation with pure evil
>>220337437Bait used to be believable
>>220337384Even muzzies know it
>>220337437>Troy was in what is modern day Turkiye, which is populated by Arabic ethnicities today, but back when the Odyssey and the Iliad were set the ruling classes would have been predominantly dark skinned people descended from AfricansFalse. That period was all white at the time. Alexander the Great commented about the white people there during his conquest. The Nubians came much after. You have to consult the Greek writings. Not chatGPT or Grok. All AI is going to do is send you down a Rabbi(t) hole. Internet won't help. Only the original Greek classics will help you.
Who gives a fuck one way or the other? Film is a dead medium. This shit has no cultural power anymore. People will watch it in huge numbers or very small numbers and the outcome will be exactly the same: it'll be forgotten within a month, living on only as some gay faggot meme on social media totally divorced from its context. Years later people will only know the meme and not the movie. They can install whatever gay avatar in whatever character they want - none of it matters anymore. No one gives a fuck.
>>220337503Anglos, well more specifically all of Europeans and Americans by extension are the true Israelites. Again you have to consult the Greek classics. Not AI. I tell this to people all the time. The Book of Revelations only applies to Europe and America. That's it. If you notice a major prophecy is the Camp of the Saints. Only Europe and America are experiencing the Camp of the Saints.
>>220337437She was the daughter of zeus and a spartan woman, you can make better bait I have faith in you
>>220337567>and then Jesus said unto thee: niggers burn in hell amen Dayum. Can't believe both Mohamed and Joseph Smith are the only true Christians...
>>220335749BRAVO DOLAN
>>220335749I can't look at an English guy without feeling intense disgust and hatred.
>>220337248>vote with your wallet on this one again and dont watch it.This.Have some dignity
>>220337282Pitt wasn't even manly enough to pull a credible Achilles
>>220337529Same as troy and alexander, but we can have fun till then
>>220337636Aww, looks like someone's ancestors were bad at war!
>>220337506Clearly you are unaware of the 1000 years between the Trojan war and Alexander the great, I'm guessing you are an American from your level of education.The events of Odyssey and Iliad occurred between the 12th and 13th century BC.Alexander the Great's conquest of the Eastern Mediterranean was a millennium later around 333 BC.in the intervening 1000 years Arabs, Romans, Greeks, Cretans and other, comparatively, lighter skinned peoples had gained footholds in the area following the Greeks wiping out cities like Troy.
>>220337772>1000 years means more N I G G E R Sbullshit straight from the kike's mouth
>>220335749His wife is a total beard
>>220337483Oh no, muh history is being erased!You do realize when movies/adaptations come out, a lot of people like to look up the source material? And of course googling it now will show Nolan because it's the trend for now.I'm not disagreeing with you, but what's the point of "erasing history" when the average person didn't even know what the Odyssey was until this movie?
>>220337996Please be quiet if the only alternative is being disingenuous and ignorant
>>220337996>akshually it's goodjew kike bastard
WHO CUT THESE 2 NIGGAS HAIR????
Did.....did she get jaw implants?
>>220337465no u stay sheltered when trvkes go off baka
>>220337503england invented zionism and rothschild invented the central bank which is in london.
>>220338500spooky
>>220337996>Oh no, muh history is being erased!You think this is a joke? When I google "Final Fantasy VII" I have to see disneyfied faggoty castrated Final Fantasy VIII REMAKe REBIRTH REGURGITATE THJIS Is SERIOUS MY HISTORY IS BEING FUCKING COMPROMISED AND GAYIFIED!!!!
>>220338710
>>220338853lmao bruh not even in the top 100 gayest cringe moments of that pile of shit game
>>220338853I saw a youtube video of a west african black guy playing this and when he was at the part where you have to do a dancing mini game with a male gigolo who kisses cloud he started screaming in disbelief CLOUD CUT HIS HEAD OFFF KILL HIM CLOUD!!!! NOOOOO!!!! NOOOOO!!!! CLOUD!!! KILL HIM!!! I wish I could find it so bad but it might have been removed from youtube.
>>220335749I could forgive the retarded space suits as a form of artistic reinterpretation, but this is just pouring salt on the wound.
>>220337772Go back to Plebbit cocksucker
>>220339003They don't even wear chain mail underneath their plastic plate armor it was over before it even finna gonna began
>>220337772>Clearly you are unaware of the 1000 years between me and a dry crumb of pussy
>>220335749is there any chance this won't succeed and Nolan will be forced to reevaluate his choices or will he continue to go up his own ass?
>>220338994poor african christians are too pure for our fujo world
>>220337437(you)
>>220335749You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like chuds. A true warrior king.
>>220335749ITS REAL!?!? Why!? You don't cast a troon as the picture of maculinity!! She's 5' 1!!
>>220339141>fuck you said about me, chud?
>>220337651No offense but he’s way better than a fucking troon.
>>220339160Payback for every time you called her a manlet
>>220335749Nolan was always a pathetic hack, famous for doing capeshit movies carried by Ledger and for tracing Kon's Paprika. The Batman is far better than his trilogy and Inception is good only when you're drunk. >>220337772>we show that Minoans and Mycenaeans were genetically similar, having at least three-quarters of their ancestry from the first Neolithic farmers of western Anatolia and the Aegean1,2, and most of the remainder from ancient populations related to those of the Caucasus3 and Iran4>However, the Mycenaeans differed from Minoans in deriving additional ancestry from an ultimate source related to the hunter–gatherers of eastern Europe and Siberia6>Modern Greeks resemble the Mycenaeans, but with some additional dilution of the Early Neolithic ancestryhttps://www.nature.com/articles/nature23310You're a faggot who doesn't know anything.
>>220337282This is how it feels like when you play basketball with people that suck at basketball.
>>220338587Rothschild isn't Anglo
>>220337109This. It’s sort of the equivalent of when the Taliban was blowing up historical sites or more accurately when the Maoists were doing similar shit since the people behind this shit are Marxist offspring. They’re being fairly clever about it though. It’s not as instinctively enraging to deface things the way it’s being done in the West compared to just blowing stuff up or burning it, then when you call it out for what it is, they go “ummm racist!?” which they’ve already encoded in everyone’s heads is the worst thing you can be.
>>220339283The Nazis said otherwise
>>220339141his chest is actually concave what a wimpy faggot Im going to beat the shit out of him since he's a real man
>>220337437Lol is this an actual, unironic "we wuz kangz" post? I gotta say, I never expected to come across one on 4chan.
>>220339283>Rothschild & Co SCA is a multinational private and alternative assets investor, headquartered in Paris, France, and London, England. It is the flagship of the Rothschild banking group controlled by the French and British branches of the Rothschild family. City of London is the bank that is destroying the USA and Europe. This Iran and Opec shit is ending us propping up england because they cant' even enforce this shit if the USA doesn't want it. We just have always had cucks for presidents and no one since McKinley and Eisenhower has pushed back at all against london.
>>220337109>>220337399You guys are lame acting like Homer is some niche thing. Loads of normies have read it and even more so with the hype surrounding the trailer.Hades the game was mega popular and based on Greek mythology. That stuff, and this film, obviously does invest interest back into the source material.You're making the perfect the enemy of the good to act like faggy martyrs instead of looking for the silver lining.
>>220338710People respecting existing things and creating (actually good) new shit would solve all these problems
>>220339400>You guys are lame acting like Homer is some niche thing. Loads of normies have read it and even more so with the hype surrounding the trailer.Ok, woke bookburner>Hades the game was mega popular and based on Greek mythology. That stuff, and this film, obviously does invest interest back into the source material.Woke gayshit game isn't mega popular. And no, woke journos praising it doesn't count as popularFuck off from culture and pop culture, invader
>>220336939It's because Oppenheimer was all whites
>>220336939NBC Universal is the most pozzed studio in Hollywood. They make Disney look right wing chuds. They clearly got to Nolan and made him bend the knee. Whether willingly or unwillingly who knows.
>>220339552This. Not even joking. People think this is a meme but it's clearly what happened.
>>220339461What part of that is calling for book burning? Embarrassing dumb ass.>Fuck off from culture and pop cultureYes let's leave all of culture in your illiterate, histrionic hands. Fuck off.
>>220339552Huh? Oppenheimer is Jewish Excellence: The Movie
>>220335749hahaI hope Odin rises from the mists and turns these freaks into liquified pulp
>>220339654>he forgot about jewish mymetismThey're jewish when it benefits them, and white when it disadvantages whites (higher education enrollment rates for example)
>>220335749the anti wokes are as annoying as the forced corporate "wokes" but anyway i am due to extend my boyotting of usa products to culture and stop checking this board. i invite intl ppl to do the same: why are you even here, self colonizing your mind with their culture and propaganda. focus on intl films. we should move to another film board where we never mention their shit their drama their boxoffice and other bullshit.
>>220339592Wrong. There are black scientists shown in Los Alamos in Nolan’s Oppenheimer film, which is historically false.
>>220335749Lupita is a gorgeous Nubian cocoa goddess.
I'm most excited to see Travis Scott, Nolan will be an all timer if he breaks out Sicko Mode in the film
>>220339992This is what happens to your standards when you're ugly as fuck
>>220337636They arnt English so I guess you just hate everyone. Totally a (you) problem.
>they don't know
Ellen is gonna kill herself from the bad press this movie gives her... At least before she was in her troon echo bubble but actual real humans are going to watch this movie. You'll never live this down
>>2203375034chan isn't beating the goatfucker worship allegations
Achilles was a super womanlet?
>>220337109>muh gays were never in ancient Greece!Lmao you are a straight up fucking retard. It's pretty explicit that Achilles and Patroclus were lovers.
>>220340776no
>>220340799Yes. I'm glad it makes you seethe. Put down the videogames and read the Iliad because you clearly haven't. And I hate to be the one to tell you this but no, looking up info or synopses about a book does not count as reading it.
>>220335749Just another movie I ignore in the sea of modern shit movies
>>220340776There's nothing in the Iliad indicating this, and in the original language, the specific terms for a romantic relationship are not used.
>>220338500YAG SBARROOOOO
>>220340940Wrong. And I doubt you've read the Iliad in the original Greek, but if so, that is impressive.
Elliot Page could unironically beat the shit out of you chuds
>>220340875I'm trans btw if that matters
>>220340991>Wrong.Go ahead and post it, otherwise we're done here.
>>220338587England is the source of much evil, sadly
Hold on. It's confirmed Ellen's playing Achilles? >>220337284At least he looks the part.
>>220340875>literally ZERO (0) mentions of homosexuality between Achilles and Patroclus in the original textYou're objectively wrong. Just because revisionists added their faggot takes doesn't make it true.
>>220341020You're trans but you refuse to acknowledge there were gays in ancient Greece? Downright peculiar.>>220341025Not spoonfeeding you. If you're illiterate that's your problem and not mine. Read the Iliad already.
>>220341005>Elliot could beat up an actual man.
>>220341064>wahhh wahhh I hate gay peopleAll I'm hearing is "I can't be fucked to read a book."
>>220337411It doesn't matter whether you pay or not, it's not about the money, it's about the subliminal message. This movies are designed to break your psyche little by little, and before you know it you will find yourself wanting to suck nigger's cocks. Never watch it amd tell everyone else to not watch it either.
>>220336939It wont flop because for some reason normies have this thought that Nolan is the greatest director ever.
>>220341841Aside from all of the troon pozzery it looks odd in the trailers and not in a good way. It's not a guarantee that it will be a hit. It's not a guarantee that it will be critically acclaimed because it looks so damned weird with the modern dialogue and everything. But the one X-factor is critics LOVE pozzery and faggottry and doubly love in screen troonery. So it might get positive reviews in that alone enough to fool people.
neither of them were in the trailer. funny that
>>220336394oppenheimer
>>220337437
>>220337772You know nothing of ancient history
>>220339400>Hades the gamedidnt that also have fat gay niggresses as some greek goddesses in it? or am i thinking of something else
>>220335749Part of Achilles mythos is that he was once a literal crossdresser.
>>220335749Are they really making Achilles a 5 feet tall lesbian? I though Page was playing Hermes?
>>220337772Were you there? No? Then shut the fuck up!
>>220335749Who is Patroclus?
>>220337248You don't even know what "woke" means, frognigger.
>>220337282He tapped that one guy in the back with the blunt of his sword and he died
The jew Nolan obviously wants to take a huge jewish shit on the Aryan epic, and he thinks it's funny.
>we wuz greeks n shiet>itt mart sharting mutts tripping over their own sharts to get offended over ancient greece being misrepresented in some shitty movieYour shithole colony is such a nonnation lmao, you won't make it past this century. Cope, seethe and shart.
Why not add a talking cat to the cast at this point?
>>220335749Who is the target audience again?
>>220335749Not Achilles and not Helen of Troy. You fell for the bait.
>>220337437This, ladies and gentlemen is the product of american education. Behold.
>>220337651Achilles was a pretty boy, not some huge beast
>>220335749They see European culture as a joke, as something to humiliate and mock.
>>220344606>I'M ANGRY ABOUT A RUMOR THAT ISN'T EVEN TRUE!!>AAARRRGGGHH!
>>220337996Yeah and they'll probably end up reading the Emily Wilson translation.>Tell me a story about a complicated manHahahaha
>>220335749Greeks ARE niggers and faggots, one can even go forward and outeight call them niggerfaggots, so one can easily argue that this is an apt depiction
>>220335749He does look like Brad Pitt.
>>220344684You're confusing with his femboy bottom, PatroclusAchilles was a muscular and hairy viril dude
Here's the strongest soldier in the Greek army I was telling you about.Yeah, the one on the right.
>>220341005I’ve taken shits bigger than that little gay Canadian twink.
>>220335749What the fuck did they do to Nolan?
>>220337772>Arabs, Romans>pre-Alexanderlol history fail
>>220336394You dumb fuck. This board always had sub norminal perception and intelligence.
>>220341073Yeah classic Libtard response. Jog on back to Plebbit cocksucker.
>>220335749I guess hollywood hasnt lost enough money yet
>>220336394Around 2010. Inception is about the twilight of a broken white thief who takes one final job to destroy the inheritance of a wealthy and powerful white family, leaving the future they built to foreigners.Since around this point Nolan has been blatantly anti-white (woke propagandist for jews)>DKRAnti-white, Cuckhold propaganda >Interstellar Anti-white, Cuckhold propaganda, feminism >Dunkirk Anti-white, Cuckhold propaganda, jewish revisionism>Tenet Anti-white, nigger-loving, india-loving, anti-Russian, feminism >Oppenhimer Anti-white, Jewish revisionism, leftism, feminism, atheism >Odyssey Anti-white, Cuckhold propaganda, Jewish revisionism, nigger-loving, tranny-loving, feminism, atheism, multiculturalismThese are just a few of the things guaranteed to be present only from watching the shitty trailer.
>>220335749Vile.
>>220341005If Elliot Page hit you and you ended up knocking all his teeth out, how would Hollywood react? I mean he's a man right? Surely I'd be justified in defending myself.
>>220335749Wokeness has won
>>220349374
>>220335749No way. Did that faggot make her Achilles? This will be the best review bomb yet. This will go on for weeks. Thanks Nolan.
>>220335749Achilles spends book 1 of the Illiad crying like a little bitch while begging his mommy for help because the CHAD agamemnon NTR'd himPretty good casting for a whiny cuck if you ask me
>>220335749It's almost as if ... ancient Greeks were brown & their gayness are well documented!
>>220349731Yeah that's as far as you managed to read, we know
>>220349374her fucking neck is thicker than her legs
>>220349770>her
>>220344476childrenso they get groomed ASAP
>>220341231You are a seething plebbit homo who knows that there is no indication of Achilles and Patroclus as lovers in the original and is baiting for attention.t. read the actual poem that you are talking nonsense about
>>220349857
>>220349937Nice projection tranny
>>220349857Talking bout Ellen Page here, not Hunter. Try to keep up.
>>220349306I remember the discourse around Dunkirk anon, it was fury over all these white men acting heroic and complaining about the lack of diversity.
>>220335749the one on the right makes more sensebut i guess that's how they're going to push forward, give use a choice and pick the lesser of 2 dislikes
>>220337411They're not doing this for profit.
>>220335749They must subvert.
>>220335749You should have been worried when he started selling tickets a year in advance
Casting a woman who cut her tits off to play the masculine ideal (the greatest warrior) and a nigress to play the feminine ideal (the most beautiful woman) is so crass it's kind of unbelievable. I mean I doubt anyone is shocked at the subversion, but this is so unsubtle and unserious in its mockery that it seems almost like a joke told from the political right than a coy and spiteful jab from the political left
>>220349656Fucking lmao
>>220335749He'd get away with the main cast, why is he throwing all this prog shit in? Is it just do a victory lap if it succeeds?> I gave myself the greatest handicaps in casting, yet people still watched
>>220349731Achilles is a strong warrior.
>>220336939Something something sending a message.
>>220351658not only that but Ellen is literally the best represantion for ftm women , she is literally the embodiment of ftm, self absorded, highly mentally ill, schizophrenic, and copes with unresolved trauma.
Nolan's in for a rude awakening after this flops
>>220349731Achilles is also the strongest Greek warrior and defeats the Trojan champion Hector in single combat.Are we going to get to watch 4'11" Elliot Page chop some huge dude in half?
>>220339207this is a blue board and a cup tomboys still shouldn't have their titty exposed
>>220353472Achilles only beat Hector with help from Athena. Not really single combat when you consider she had to give him back his spear after he threw it like a retard
>>220340776A YouTuber with no classical education made a 10 minute long video essay on this proving otherwise
>>220338587William the Conqueror was the one to bring Jews to England though
>>220335749Isn't the main point of Helen character about how her beauty made millions kill each other for her? I wouldn't even play coin toss for this. Why not just get an attractive black woman for the role at least?
>>220337109You don't even fucking read. If you did, you'd not even remotely care.
>>220335749You're sure he isn't actually adapting Hades?
>>220335749Lupita is a very attractive black woman. Chosing a motion picture is just showing your lack of class.I wouldn't have cast her as Helen. But she could have been Calypso or she could have been casted as Andromeda is they ever did another Perseus retelling. Andromeda was an Ethiopian princess. So makes sense she's black.
>>220353995Have you seen her ass? I would beat you to death for a chance to have her put my face between it and fart.
>>220339616>Yes let's leave all of culture in your illiterate, histrionic hands. Fuck off.Has been in good hands until you invaders showed up, so yeah
>>220339764>the anti wokes are as annoying as the forced corporate "wokes">I HATE BOTH FIRESTARTERS AND FIREFIGHETERS
>>220340776>>220340991>>220341073>It's pretty explicit that Achilles and Patroclus were lovers.You clearly haven't read the book
>>220342471No, it's that gameand wheelchair fat homo Hepaestus, trans aphrodite, black athena... ETC ETC
>>220342635>You don't even know what "woke" means, frognigger.
>>220350193>the one on the right makes more sense
>>220353680Read the book please, and not the woke translation
>>220335749I'm neither a wignat nor a history buff who cares about accuracy, but this shit proves conspiracy theorists right.They could have picked a more androgynous man who still looked manly enough to play a warrior, they could have casted a beautiful black woman.But no.. it had to be a mentally deranged freak and an ugly bitchThey just had too
>>220354080Disgusting.This shit belong to a gay porn game
>>220354438>But she could have been Calypso or she could have been casted as Andromeda is they ever did another Perseus retelling. Andromeda was an Ethiopian princess. So makes sense she's black.None of those are black, mongoloid
>>220353995Filtered.
>>220337260>Every time some dum zoomer or alphie google the odyssey they’re going to get bombarded by niggers and trannies.Didn't believe it. Searched Odyssey.First 20 picture results:>9 original, (book or artwork)>8 Nolan Odyssey>2 Honda Odyssey>1 Assassin's Creed OdysseyI know there is some personalized algorithm shit going on in the background, but ffs only the trailer dropped and almost half of the results are this nogfest already.I'm curious if Troy would have been named Illiad, how would it fare
>>220355049Nevermind I'm retarted, I should have known Elliott Page as Achille was a bait.Apparently Shaka Zulu as Helen isn't though
>>220355042From 1899 before woke was a thing. He only wins thanks to Athena helping him and tricking HectorHe spoke, and launch’d his javelin at the foe;But Hector shunn’d the meditated blow:He stoop’d, while o’er his head the flying spearSang innocent, and spent its force in air.Minerva watch’d it falling on the land,Then drew, and gave to great Achilles’ hand,Unseen of Hector, who, elate with joy,Now shakes his lance, and braves the dread of Troy.
>>220337411dude... you're gonna sneak in?
>>220335749Is Nolan making a shit movie on purpose to troll the audience?
>>220345108>Achilles was a muscular and hairy virile dude
>>220355171>Filtered.
>>220350104>white men acting heroic>Dunkirk
>>220355299>MinervaKek
>>220355584Be quiet, if you are stupid.He was a kid there, he's 20 in the Iliad, where he is big, manly and hairy.Read the fucking books and stop just collecting internet context-less factoids just to "win" arguments
>>220337109Ok, but who the fuck is "Ulysses"? Isn't his name Odysseus?
>>220355675nobody cares faggot its not even real
>>220340776Do you know what explicit means you fuckbrain?
>>220335749to be fair, have you ever seen a greek?
>>220335749>I can only kneel, NolanoThe guy is an americanized anglo homosexual. Those faggots will shit on anything to bring it down to the subhuman amerianglo standards. Go watch the old one.
>>220356072I can't wait for Nolano to make an abomination of this too.
>>220341592other than the nigger cock part you are correct.
>>220351658>>220353385We are witnessing the end game of subversion. It's now done sloppily and out in the open when once it was carefully constructed in secrecy. Jews know their power is disintgrating in real time and are more open about their practises than ever.As an aside, Tarantino married an IDF cheerleader and moved to Tel Aviv. Imagine telling someone that will happen in 2006. People would think you were crazy.
>>220336939Muslim funded movie adaptation of western myth
>>220335749I know it's not the same but this reminds me of Napoleon and Ridley Scott.Why are movie directors such faggots? They don't seem to like anything and just want to subvert every story they encounter.Something about a jew in 2023 making 61 million dollar movies about how much "a great man really sucks" rubs me the wrong way, I dunno. Color me antisemitic. Imagine doing a movie about how David was really a pedophile murder loser.
>>220342716He's just that good
>>220335749Achilles Vagina
>>220353739they were kicked out though in 1290 and only let back in by the Protestants in the 1600s, after paying them.
If this movie is somehow good, I will have to admit that Nolan is the greatest film maker of his generation by a mile. This seems like an impossible task. This looks like it's going to be fucking dog shit garbage. But... What if the bastard somehow does it?>inb4 woke will make it badIt looks like shit even without the woke. You could get Troy tier casting and the trailers would still portray a deeply troubled film.
grrr I'm angry about this thing I know jack shit about /tv/ grrrr!
>>220355722It should be, animu girl, but for some reason the Latinization "Ulysses" still has cachet it doesn't deserve.
>>220355675>He was a kid there, he's 20 in the Iliad, where he is big, manly and hairy.DING-DING-DING-DING-DING! Important point well made, anon; everything in the Iliad suggests he's a Levantine pirate.
>>220356353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N50XnT9206wULYSSES, ULYSSES, SOARING THROUGH ALL THE GALAXIESIN SEARCH OF EARTH FLYING INTO THE NIGHTULYSSES, NO-ONE ELSE CAN DO THE THINGS YOU DOULYSSES, LIKE A BOLT OF THUNDER FROM THE BLUE
>>220356432That is definitely a thing, anon.
>>220345108Patroclus was older than Achilles and one of the greatest warriors of the greek army, retard.
>>220356345whats there to know about casting a fucking tranny in the role of a powerful man? It's kike subversion.
>>220336939Everytime they have done this as a movie, it has floppedeven with Eric Bana and Brad Pitt it failed.
>>220356121Nah, during his most recent interview, Colbert asked him if he'd do any Bible stories, like Samson. Nolan replied that he'd see how this movie goes first.
>>220335749not like I'm opressed to watch it yet, so I do not watch it, simple astho they could just give that money to starving in Africa or something
>>22033743710/10 troll made me reply
>>220357010You type like you're starving in Africa.
>>220356753I don't think Hollywood has ever successfully adapted an epic has it? Jason & The Argonauts maybe.
Geniune question. Is he memeing by this point, or jewlywood execs are in some sort of post-irony agony and nolan just doesnt give a shit?Or is he just a borderline retard with too much creative control?
>>220357010the last 300 or so years have demonstrated that nobody should ever give money nor resources to africans, for any reason.
>>220357022>Jason & The Argonautsthere is way too much complacency for this movie... the epic by apollonios of rhodes is as fun to read as the odyssey. this flick is generic and they ruined the character of Medea, which might be the best character of all greek myths.
>>220337399they aren't but still the name and his works still have some value that Nolan and others can't seem to like so they prefer dragging it down in the mud than actually respecting it... because deep down they know they can never impact any culture the same way he did
>>220355741>nobody cares faggot its not even realConcession accepted
>>220356345Not everyone is ignorant like you, cretin.
>>220357022Odyssey with Kirk Douglas is great
>>220339207Where did you get these scars?
Fuck Achilles, the nepo baby jobber. Where's my nigga Diomedes at?
>>220357523She's a marsupial
>>220357554>Where's my nigga Diomedes at?In the Iliad?
>>220357597What, not even a passing mention? It's not like this is going to faithful anyway
>>220341005>Elliot Page could unironically beat the shit out of you chudsImagine the hollow victory of raping Elliot Page, of depositing your victorious scene into indignity of her barren troon womb. Like a tribal chieftain squatting in the decrepit vine wrapped ruins of a Roman villa, mocked by the deficiency of what remains when compared to the memory of what came before, a withered vine that shall never more bear fruit.
why will the movie even waste time on those characters? The Odyssey has so much in it, no need to show much if anything at all of the war. Didn't they recently make an entire movie that's just about Ulysses arriving to Itaca?
>>220335749in the Odyssey, Achilles appears as a ghost after Odysseus summons him from the dead using necromancy. my guess is that if he's played by Page the scene is going to be heavily edited to make Achilles look frail and wasted. I don't think Page could portray Achilles in a flashback scene or something like that.
>>220335749Scylla and Charybdis?
>>220335749There is no official casting for the black girl as helen. Even her imdb has nothing listed for it. Shes just 'in the movie'. The only people that have said she is helen are online. Even the pictures of her on set have been AI swaps of her black panther scenes. is she actually helen?
>>220357583Kek
>>220357554Diomedes is cool, but Ajax (the big one) was cooler. Like yeah, he injured Ares and made him look like a pansy, but he only could do that because Athena helped him. Ajax on the other hand, delayed the Trojan attack against the ships and almost killed Hector.
>>220357802>is she actually helen?probably not, why would Helen be in this movie beyond being randomly shown for a couple of seconds in a flashback?
>>220353472>Are we going to get to watch 4'11" Elliot Page chop some huge dude in half?Have you ever heard about David&Goliath story?
>>220357887She appears in the Odyssey when Patroclus visits Menelaus to ask what happened to his father.
>>220357931Achilles was so strong that he could lift a spear that not even a Ajax, a guy who lifted giant boulders, could.
>>220357955that is mostly symbolic. Achilles' spear, Ajax's shield and Odysseus' bow are meant to show how remarkable they are as fighters by mastering weapons that no one else can use
>>220356072>Cheech and Chong as the 2 headed dragon
>>220357982Yeah, but the book specifically says that was so heavy that only Achilles could lift it. It not only because its requires skill like Odysseus's bow.
>>220337220While I agree with your assertion, the Austrian painter was actually a massive fanboy of the anglos. A teaboo if you will. I wish I was kidding
>>220357878>but he only could do that because Athena helped himYou can't injure a god without a god's help, which means Diomedes was deemed worthy.BIG Ajax was cool too, but I hate how they had to make a bridge drop on him by the end
>>220337282>wuxia shit without cables, decent choreographer and otherworldly stunts:sad salpinx noise:
>>220335749Don't care, won't watch.
>>220336394He was always woke, you just didn't know it.
>>220357937>Patroclusyou mean Telemachus I assume, you're right I had completely forgotten about that part
>>220338710it's even worse with nintendo shit, every time a remake comes out the entire internet switches to that version when you search for screenshots or music or anything from it
>>220335749bOtOx iN aNcIeNt gReEcE!?!?!??!?!?
>>220348283>This board always had sub norminal perception and intelligence.ayy pal, subnorminals
>>220349857kys
>>220358554Nintendo shit was always gay though.
>>220357611He's briefly mentioned in the list of people who left Troy after the war when Telemachus is asking around for news about his father, early in the book
>>220357695Nolan had to have his three timelines scattered in the narrative
>>220355181The movie isn’t out yet moron
>>220359400Then why are you defending it?The promotional material is out, faggot
>>220359400closet status?
>>220337411For everyone else: There's reading.
>>220357697more like negromancy haha am I right or what?
>>220354034He comes across as more literate and intelligent than you, retard.
>>220335749Western producers have gone mad, this stuff straight up looks intentional to humiliate the commoners little interest in universal culture and knowledge
>>220339207what the actual fuck
Isn't this going to put Ellen's mental health on display for the whole world to see? At least before she hasn't really been in the public gaze much and has had her echo chamber supporting her mutilation, this is going to turn her into the joke of the decade.
>>220348283>norminal
>>220335749>>220354080I FUCKING HATE THE NIGGIFICATION OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION
>>220336939It's made by Nolan, it's going to earn 6 trillion shekels minimum. It says a lot that a total snoozefest like Oppenheimer got a billion dollars
>>220355050>This shit belong to a gay porn gameDoes he know?
>>220357554>Achilles the nepo babyDiomedes was also royalty you dumbass.
>>220355584Achilles was the greatest most beautiful virile murderous wmd that ever existed within the Epic Cycle, that's why so many men in antiquity aspired to be like him
>>220338587False on both accounts. Zionism was formalized by many central European Jews ex Theodor Herzl.The first central bank was Swedish.
>>220337996>what's the point of "erasing history" when the average person didn't even know what the Odyssey was until this movie?The point is that you are erasing history. The reason why we have archives is because it is important to save information even if you don't look it up every 5 minutes. Even if 1 page of 1 book will be useful just once in a 100 years it is still worth keeping it, because without keeping it the knowledge dies. We don't have an oral tradition anymore, so our only way of not going full back to monke is hoarding information. Do you know that most of the world's banking system exist solely on a half-dead programming language that only a handful of people know? Do you know that agricultural industrial machinery is basically in the extinction process right now because people who knew how to fix it are dying from old age? Replace information for only a few generations and nobody will ever know there was any other "truth".
>>220339207Mr. Page, I didn't mean to. Please fuck my girlfriend as an apology
>>220335749you will never see an admirable white strong man from Hollywood again
>>220337188The Jewish-Hollywood crime family pressured Nolan. It's not his fault.
>>220349656Top kek