>it's a "Sabrina goes to the Other Realm to fuck Chad" episode
>>220336436Didn’t know Tommy Wiseau was in this
>>220336436Is this achievable natty /tv/?
>>220336508based Salem carrying the show.
>>220336686Voice of a generation
>>220336678the Fabio hair? sure.a teenage witch entering your magical realm begging for revenge sex because her boyfriend doesn't believe that she was sexually assaulted by the witch-racist from a previous storyline? depends on your circumstances.
>>220336734Already have the hair. The physique
>>220336436Teenage girls don't really dig guys that look like this. The hair sure, but not the build. They prefer lanky fags.
>>220336765>They prefer lanky fags.you mean like in the episode where she turns herself into one?
>>220336436Hey, where can I see more of that guy's chest?
>>220336734do most teenage witches summon barbarians to their bedrooms?
>>220336843She looks like a home improvement kid
>>220336857They wish they could do it.
>>220336436>Chad
>>220336881fuck it if i'm finding the episode for higher resolution screencaps than this (don't want that in my internet history) but yeah.she spends the episode dressed as a lumberjack trying to fix cars and burping. because that's what men are like!imagine if a whole culture sprung up around that sort of thing, LARPing as gender stereotypes. wouldn't that be something.
>>220336857>tfw you summon Britney Spears to offer you sage life advice
>>220336941I want to fuck this man.
>>220336686Think even they knew it was his show
>>220338362Vice Principal Kraft was great.
>>220336967Imagine summoning Brittney now... yikes!
>>220336765women of all ages love otter mode, so low bf with built shoulders and traps
>>220340100she'd probably float in through a haunted mirror
based Mr. Kraft.original principal was boring. if they just lost that actor, the show was all the better for it.
>>220340100Would be great whenever there's some uppity niggers around
Her aunts were hotter anyway
>>220336755yes, it'll be work though
>>220336436It's Sabrina the Teenage Bimbo.
>>220336734I'd lick those nipples off of his chest.
>>220342274>it's a "Sabrina zaps herself into the work computer to look at her colleagues' foot fetish porn folder, then they return and use Photoshop to transform her into a bimbo, then she has to live in the outside world in her bimbofied state for 24 hours while her mana recharges" episode
>>220336686>>220336508Love that sassy little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>220342274>>220342764What episode?Also>writer's thinly disguised fetishWhy are these always the best episodes?
Libby aged well. Harvey aged poorly and looks awful and bald now.
>>220342764I've been keeping my most depraved goonfuel in a desktop folder labeled "BORING TAX DOCUMENTS." Should I not be doing this?
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>>220336765>They prefer lanky fagsNot true.t. lanky fag
>>220344985w-what is 0:43-0:55 from?that's Jenny (season 1 only) so what the hell, SAUCE?
>>220336843I've never seen such a young witch!
>>220346019OG Sabrina movie. Jenny actress was in it as her best friend but with another name: Marnie. This is the scene when Sabrina is invited to her crush's pool party and they're trying bathing suits.
>>220346019Damn. Her rack looks amazing there.I still have my Maxim with MJH. She said in her book that she was still high from the night before during the shoot. Based Melissa.
>>220336436>I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina
>>220339888>>220340302
>>220346019>that's Jenny (season 1 only) so what the hell, SAUCE?sabrina down under
>>220346019butterface
>>220336436>>220336734Is that the guy from Red Hot Chili Peppers?>California California California >SUCK MY KISS
>>220346574She got fired for this.
>>220336755With a pump and train from child.
>>220346835i thought it was the stoner from grandmas boy
>>220346035Sabrina's little brat cousin was Melissa Joan Hart's real life younger sister. she aged into a teenage witch herself over the seasons, then there was one episode where they send her to the Hogwarts School for Troubled Witches.it's very obviously a backdoor pilot for a spin-off show that never happened, which tbqh might have been interesting.instead they let this girl voice Sabrina in the cartoon and she fucking sucked at it. at least they had the sense to keep Nick Bakay for Salem.
>>220346164thanks!>>220346795nah that just had her Bri'ish friend, same girl as in >>220346019fun fact: that is Tara Strong. one of her only live-action roles.
>>220343637I’d rather see your taxes than your porn.
>>220345008>juicy pancake??
>>220346915Not on his credits, also seems he got cancelled in 2013. I liked Dante. >On November 19, 2013, after the release of Grown Ups 2, Dante got kicked out of a hotel, after saying the n-word to a staffer, who didn't recognize him as an actor. Due to the incident, he has not appeared in any further Happy Madison films since then.[1]
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>>220346894LMAO. No she didn't. Back then all the photoshoots were just actresses in bikinis/underwear. Life was good before Obama.
>>220347124>Sabrina Firing: Due to a risqué Maxim magazine cover shoot, she was notified by her lawyer that she was being fired from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, resulting in a threat of a breach-of-contract lawsuit.
>>220346019I forgot after the high school episodes, Sabrina became a thunderous slut.
>>220336436Did someone say a witch?
>>220347195All your side does is lie and spread misinformation. Her Maxim spread was in '99. I still have the magazine, remember! Dumbass.Sabrina ended in like 2005, 2006.
>>220347446Oh sorry I didn’t read it all. Melissa Joan Hart has identified the 1999 New York premiere of her film Drive Me Crazy as the "worst day" of her life. She was facing intense personal and professional turmoil, including being fired from a movie role, being threatened with a firing from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, breaking up with her boyfriend, and attending the premiere in tears.Key Details of the "Worst Day"Firing from Scary Movie: While traveling to the airport to film a role in Scary Movie, she was told she was fired because of her breast size, according to details in her interview on Betches' Picture Day.Sabrina Firing Threat: Due to a risqué Maxim magazine cover shoot, she was notified by her lawyer that she was being fired from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, resulting in a threat of a breach-of-contract lawsuit.Personal Life Turmoil: She had just broken up with her boyfriend and was dealing with the immense pressure of the media, as recounted on the Pod Meets World podcast.Tearful Premiere: The famous photo of her with Britney Spears at the Drive Me Crazy premiere shows her with bloodshot eyes from crying all evening due to these events.Despite the drama, Hart was not ultimately fired from Sabrina and continued to star in the show until 2003.
>>220347529Fair enough. But I wouldn't trust much of what MJH says. I read her book. I know a bullshitter when I see one. Her new thing nowadays is going around bragging that she's the one who got Britney hooked on drugs from their brief friendship.
>>220347529>Firing from Scary MovieWe almost had a MJH Cindy?
>>220347637What drugs is Britney on? I’ve always been curious.
>>220347529>bloodshot eyes from cryingUh-huh. Sure thing, just like my blood shot eyes are from allergies and not drugs. No sir.>>220347529
>>220347529>she was told she was fired because of her breast sizeUhhh #metoo bros?
>>220346835I don’t think this right, Gemini.
>>220347446>Sabrina ended in like 2005, 2006.did they officially rename the show? surely by picrel she was Sabrina the Twentysomething Witch?started out with jokes about programming the VCR and clogging up the landline. by the college years, i remember one joke about a guy who might be a loser sat at home 'playing on his PlayStation 2'. the flirty girl suggest she could be his upgrade to PlayStation '3' ;-)))(this being some hypothetical future version.)did they even explain why they all move into the aunts' house? there's a fucking talking cat and a magic portal in there.
I'm sure Melissa's mom owned Hartbreak, the company that produced Sabrina. She couldn't be fired.
>>220348020I'm sure I've seen it been called "The College Years" unofficially, but the show itself has always been called Sabrina The Teenage Witch.
>>220347676Currently? Who knows. But Brit said herself that she was already having sex and smoking weed before she got famous. Sorry Justin.What drugs did MJH experiment with at the time? Mescaline, Shrooms, etc. Said she'd "try anything at least once". She probably introduced Brit to psychedelics.
>>220348073weird how we look at this as 'nepo babies' now, like that's automatically bad (obviously it can be). but not as, say, the family business. why would a butcher's be Meatman & SONS, what if someone else applied for the job?!they basically took over the Sabrina franchise. and that's totally fine. i'm sure if anyone committed murder, they'd go to prison, just like anyone else.
>>220348073Melissa and her Mom both owned Sabrina. I was gonna mention it earlier to anon, but didn't want to blow his mind. He was so adamant about MJH firing herself!I think they even got a cut of the Kiki Netflix Sabrina. "Archie Comics" got robbed by a couple broads, lol.
>>220347993Im pretty sure it’s this guy but he seems to have been erased from the credits. Maybe because he started a cult?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Keegan
>>220348233She only threatened to fire herself.
>Harvey finds out Sabrina is a witch>season cliffhanger >show switches networks>it gets barely mentioned>perhaps they couldn't get the actor back or rights to the character >he turns up as a spell-gone-wrong for two seconds in one episode>he reappears a good while later with a new hotel job in a different state>that all gets dropped>he becomes a regular again and just sort of hangs aroundwhat was going on there, are there any anons who know the lore?it was like the opposite of Sabrina's friends randomly disappearing. they had Harvey, tbey had the actor, but they wanted to focus more on the coffee shop.or college or something?
>>220348290Lol. You mean "Hot Rod Joey" from 10 Things About You? No that's not him. He did start some new age cult thing. But most normies call it yoga. He was on Hollywood Darlings and they made an episode about it.
>>220348366>She only threatened to fire herself.Because her boobs got too big!!!That's the best part of that entire farce lol.
>>220348380Ok well then you find out I’ve been trying for half an hour and it’s not fucking Fabio.
>>220348415It’s also not Anthony Keidis
>>220348415He looks like some failed actor from Romania. Or an extra they found in a stack of headshots. Come on.If you wanna talk 90s actresses getting high on drugs, just call me: Dr. Feelgood
>>220348290>>220348380>>220348476No he’s right it’s Andrew Keegan.
>>220348476The night Steph got DP’d. >how rude!
>>220348508I know why you keep jerking us off, it's because you want more MJH rares. Or is it Jodie Sweetin's sweet tits ur after? Hmm...10 Things with "Hot Rod Joey" (Keegan didn't come out till when? 98/99. Played a high schooler because he was in high school.But 1996 he's a 30 something old man with huge muscles and a big nose? As punishment for your lies (again), this is the last MJH I give you. Goodbye.
>>220348637Tell me who it is then.
Valerie was the real queen of the series. Sorry libbyniggers. And she actually kissed Salem, a queen for a king.
>>220348476Imagine the meth fueled sex.Oohhhh mama.
>>220346019>that's Jenny (season 1 only) so what the hell, SAUCE?>>220346956ive seen every episode of sabrina that scene is not in from any episode. it has to be from sabrina down under
HD remaster when?
>>220351222Never.
>>220346019holy shit, this is the best she's ever looked. I'm floored.
