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>>220337222
Asking the wrong guy, mobilefag.

>>220337222
See I never understood this, how is putting on a whole performance easier than slapping the nigga pounding you and telling him to fuck you right? If he goes limp then that's on him and you can be sure he will do it right next time

>>220337338
Doing it right means not needing to be told how to do it.

>>220337222
Sir this is a wendys

>>220337338
There is no doing it right because it's impossible, a sysyphian task if you will

But it's nice of them to put on a little show for us

>>220337222
What does Elaine prefer to do with a man's cum? Creampies, that's what. She loves a filling creampie. She enjoys keeping the cum in her pussy. She goes to work with cum leaking into her panties.

Honestly, I've been a cuckold for a few years now and believe me, you can tell when it's real for a woman.

>>220337387
>Just read my mind
Kill yourself

The faking in JAV would give even Meryl street a run for her money

>>220337338
That was the implication of Elaine’s black coworker

>>220337432
When they want to keep you around they appear to enjoy it. Moaning, legs shaking, eyes rolling back. Afterwards they say:“No one has ever made me feel like that.”

Once they decide to discard you, they say:
“I faked every orgasm. It’s crazy you believed you actually know what you’re doing in bed.”

Obviously, it’s impossible for us to know which is true. We don’t have the necessary experience. But here’s something I’ve been rattling around in my head. What if BOTH are true, and simultaneously false? A quantum superposition.

When she wants you around, her need for you to desire is the transitive property that brings her pleasure. And when she discards you, her distaste breaks the space time continuum, and retroactively removes the pleasure. This creates a new branching alternate universe you and her now inhabit, in which she truly never did cum.

Can anyone tell me why this can’t be true? Because I really think I may have cracked it. The real takeaway is that if I’m right, it is an absurdity to attempt to bring a woman to sexual pleasure. Assuming you have had a girlfriend who you were sexually active with, and she stayed with you for a period of time, then you DID (and could again, under the right circumstances) make a girl cum.

HOWEVER. When you argue with her post breakup and she says she didn’t enjoy it, that is also true. She has been the catalyst for a branching point that starts a new parallel universe, based entirely around you being bad in bed.

You are experiencing a one man Mandela effect about your previous relationship. But she’s not lying when she says she can’t remember that first time on the couch where everything lined up perfectly. Women split timelines. We remember.

If I’m right, then, this is it. This is the answer. The only winning move is not to play. She’s not playing the same game as you, she’s stacked the deck, she doesn’t know she has, and she can’t stop herself from doing so.

>>220337557
and you can tell this just by looking?

>>220337222
like the kman, I've faked it. when you've been in a relationship for a while and she wants some but you don't, you fake it. "if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep".

>>220337222
Squirting and when the juices are flowing, can't fake those

>>220337995
Unless she’s wetting the bed, which I assume is what is happening most of the time. Considering prior to the hyperporn era it was considered an odd rarity

>>220337995
Squirting is just piss, anon.

>>220337222
Elaine was so attractive

Some chicks just don't get off much via vaginal penetration alone, so that's why you rub that clit or stick your finger up their ass to rack up the intensity enough to make them bust.

>>220339357
they need cocks up their ass

eat a big bag of chips before sex, it will help
^holy shit i agree with that (me too!)

>>220337222
There should be science and technology that prevents women from being conniving, vindictive cunts 24/7

>>220337222
who cares if they fake it? it’s still “real” in that they’re doing it for you

>>220337222
It's better when they don't enjoy it so who cares?

I’ve faked it. And when a girl cums the pussy squeezes you more than usual, can’t fake that. Only way you could fall for it is if she is so loose you can’t feel anything, or you’re a cuck who uses condoms.

>>220339444
We can work on that after the technology that prevents men from murdering, assaulting, and raping everything 24/7

>>220339718
Is the rape in the room with us right now?

>>220339787
Many of the men ITT would probably rape if they could get away with it, yes.

>>220337222
Most women dont orgasm from regular sex, I dont get why men are so obsessed with the idea of women cumming from sex. Men and women are different and have different needs, believe it or not

>>220337222
a woman tried to fake it with me once so I broke her arm, knocked her out and left her with no clothes in the bad part of the town I was visiting.

>>220339810
Where'd you get that? La-la land? Why don't we stick to the facts and not the woulds and coulds, ok? Or would you rather stay in dream world? Come down to reality and let's talk real and not make believe, yeah?

>>220339845
most women nowadays have killed every nerve in their genitals by jamming ultra strong vibrator in their cunts from the moment their disgusting mothers first bought them one.
it's the female equivalent of death-grip syndrome, and most of them aren't aware of it.

>jewish witch doesn't know how to feel pleasure

grim

>>220337222
why do women think it matters?
Bitch, my dick was in your pussy, I came inside and filled it with my cum, why do you think I care if you 'faked' an imaginary sensation?

>>220339923
It's called pattern recognition. I'm sure you're familiar with it when it comes to any group but the one you happen to belong to.

>>220339718
>>220339810
where's that comic where the feminist starts breathlessly talking about how much everyone wants to rape them

>>220339963
*snaps fingers in face* Hello? Earth to anon, earth to anon? Is someone in dream land again?

>>220340004
No, unfortunately it's a reality that men are more likely to be violent rapists.
>>220339970
You people only trivialize rape because it happens to men infrequently. If a woman trivialized cheating on her husband, you would all be livid.

People like to do “erm achsully” a lot. Saying women are as horny as men. That sex feels better for them than it does for men, etc.
But the math just doesn’t add up. And if you question the narrative they call you a virgin. Suspicious.

>rapists could be here, xhe thought. as xer neovagina is quivered

>>220339938
No they dont, you're clearly projecting your own porn brain onto women. It's normal to not orgasm from PIV sex, which is why women feel the need to fake it for their men. This isn't some new phenomena.

>>220340052
I Dream Of Rape

>>220337338
>implying women know what they want

>>220340086
Rapists are very probably here when you consider studies estimate as many as 40% of men have engaged in rape or sexual coercion or SA.

>>220340079
Yeah it's retarded that we've gotten to the point where saying men and women might enjoy different things and not actually have exactly the same sexual interests is bad.

>>220340156
Did Rapeman conduct the studies?

>>220340193
no, rapeman investigated himself and found he had committed no wrongdoing

>>220340193
You'll have to be more specific as 40% of men go by Rapeman.

>>220340234
What about Rapeworld?

>>220340260
That's the cursed world we live in.

>>220340270
Who rapes the rapist?

>>220337995
this. also, when eating her out and you put your tongue directly on her clit you can usually feel her jump a little from the sensation. can't fake that either.

>>220340293
I mean, you can but

>>220340110
yeah they do, burn out clit stubs and can't get off without an elephant model 20kilo silicone hose in each hole and a hitachi hyper nuke set to "destroy concrete" tension-strapped to their clit

>>220337995
>hahaha look I'm pissing hahaahhaa
retard

>>220340952
Squirt tastes nothing like piss.

>>220340976
That’s Cowper fluid then

>>220340052
wrong. I trivialize rape because it's funny.

>>220339444
there is, it's called civilization

>>220339718
>the technology that prevents men from murdering, assaulting, and raping everything 24/7
That technology exists already. It's called MEN.
You pathetic piece of shit.

>>220339810
>Many of the men ITT would probably rape
Why do you think we don't have empathy, anon? Why do you think we weren't raised to PROTECT people, not subjugate them? Let me guess...you're brown, aren't you?

>>220340952
>orgasm so violently you lose control of your bladder
Even if it's true I'm not exactly bothered by it.

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>>220340156
>as 40% of men have engaged in rape
Sure Pajeet. Sure.

>>220340277
super rapeman

>>220337222
>im numb to the most primitive neuron firing, pair-bonding desires due to over stimulation with casual, meaningless sex so that means its all fake for everyone
Really telling of Elaine desu

>>220339810
I would get on top of her and she’d start crying and pleading and my dick would go soft and I’d start crying too and apologizing.
I jerk off to #brutal #evil JAV at least twice a week btw

women can only be satisfied by bbc according to science

>>220342640
>pair bonding mention
Vaginal dryness nvke (50km radius)

>>220342857
based

My wife cums so much I need to have a towel under her. It's great.

>>220337222
try to fuck your ass with a dildo, you will begin to whimper and moan naturally. I guess it's the same mechanism for girls when you pound their pussy

>>220337222
I fake it all the time with women

>>220337675
>women desire to not give any satisfaction to men they're now pissed off at is so powerful they create alternate timelines
Sounds perfectly plausible to me. This is what I'm gonna use as an explanation from now on. Thank you.

I've never understood why people care about this. As long as I cum, I'm good. If you wanna fake shit then be my guest.

>>220337338
>nigga
Hard R or back to twitta

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>>220338652
How dare you. Are you suggesting that I, the man she addresses as Massa, was not going to make her squirt?
t. /mu/

>>220343618
most men don't have a line of girls who want to fuck them and will tolerate everything. So they really want to please their girls in the vain hope they'll keep them

>>220340156
I like how this statistic gets more absurd every time I hear it.
>actually, 80% of women have been raped!!
The overwhelming majority of men not only wouldn’t rape anyone, they would fight to protect someone in danger of being raped. It’s truly sad that women have to plan their lives around the minority of men who would commit such a heinous act, but it is what it is.

>>220340976
it's been medically analysed, 95% piss and 5% other. do you think women carry a giant bag of mystery fluid to carry around just in case?

>>220342899
will be when she's still alone at 50, because she never bonded with anyone dry as a bone.

>>220343230
>my wife is incontinent and will be pissing permanently within a decade because she never sorted it out

>>220344593
I think you're confusing men (Europeans) with not-men (third worlders)

>>220344593
if you define "rape" as "sex i didn't feel really really good about" then yeah, 103% of women have been raped.

>>220337708
Yes

>>220338652
>>220340952
>>220345024

You're a fucking faggot

>>220338652
I personally don't care as I prefer my pee clear and squirt is always clear so win/win

>>220337222
there are spasms in the musckes withing the vagina and a feeling of warmth within as well. these are hard to fake.

the female orgasim has no evolutionary purpose

>>220346985
Evolution doesn’t really care

>>220347008
thats my point

>>220345086
>Virgy doesn't know the difference between urine and vaginal lubrication
do you think women piss themselves whenever they get aroused?

>>220347095
>he thinks women actually get wet like men get boners.
Lmao, virgin.

>>220347173
>I'm not a virgin, you're the virgin!
OK Virgy

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>>220337675
>anon would rather invent paradigms than question his sexual prowess

This made me chuckle ngl, gj.

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>>220337222
31yrs old and never had sex here but isn't blushing the main tell, I mean you can put blush make-up on but?

>>220337222
I always tell them "shut up, bitch ... I'm trying to concentrate here."

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>>220340277
The rapist is raped during childhood by one or both of his parents and then spreads this by raping as much as he is able, it's herpes rules.

If a woman fails to orgasm, it's his fault.
If a man fails to orgasm, it's his fault.

>>220344593
most men would walk by and ignore a rape in progress if commited by more than one person

>>220347478
depending on skin complexion and intensity of the sex, most women will have flushed cheeks during sex anyways

>>220337338
If you care then you're doing it wrong.

>>220337675
I read this in the Neil deGrasse Tyson voice from Key & Peele

this is the hottest she ever looked but i dont know why that is. autists please help me out

>>220347573
Depends on what they look like. But that’s true of intervening in pretty much any crime

>>220348776
yes that's what I meant, it takes a special mindset to put yourself in sure danger for a chance at helping, almost always better to call the police or backup or alert the neighborhood to what is happening.

>>220339357
>poop fingers
No.

Im gonna redpill you niggers. Im a sexhaver.

Assuming normal circumstances (no microdick, no weird dumb shit, no awfully bad hygiene) good physical performance doesnt exist. Everything is emotional. Your performance is already decided before you even insert your peepee in the vagina. If she find you or the situation she is in of high emotional involvement (either very aroused, very in love or feeling risks) she will reach her climax automatically. You dont have to do shit other than the bare minimum in out movement.
The secret trick/movement/spot for orgasm doesnt exist. Its all psychological. If you are in that emotional spot, you dont have to do shit. It comes naturally.
If you arent, doesnt matter your secret trick, movement, angle, spot, duration, whatever, you will never make her cum. The woman have already decided if she was going to cum even before having sex.

Just bee yourself. A dangerous nigger.

>>220347095
see the post listing the fact that they've medically anaylised the stuff you fucking third world cretins think is magi-spooge, and it's 95% piss.
it's piss, it's always been piss and you fucking learned your biology knowledge from watching amerrican retard porn.
kill yourself

>>220345463
yet I'm right and you're wrong
maybe you're the one who's been butt fucking men if you think they "squirt" anything but piss, urine, wee wee

Elaine get gangbang

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When girls cum their pussy starts swelling up on the inside and almost pushes your dick out. Thats how you know they arent faking it.