Stifler was ahead of his time
>Directed by Paul Weitz>Written by Adam Herz
nowadays you have to multiply it by 10 if not more
>chad>hot mom>knower>good friendStiffler might be the most based /tv/ character OAT.
In 2026 you can multiply whatever number a man gives by zero.
>>220338391>b-but my gf said she had slept with 8 guys before me...
nowadays it's ^ instead of ×
>>220338391Absolute chad
>>220339620>hot momShe looked like shit
Teenage cunnilingus propaganda. Cruel intentions, American pie, the 5th element.
>>220339969She'll sleep with even more after you.
What if she says it's 0
>>220340346They dont
>>220338491kek thisIncel logic comes from old Jewish Hollywood writer humor poking at themselves for not being able to get laid. Larry David and Woody Allen are classic examples. Zoom zooms have been trained to see themselves as 5'6, bald, neurotic Jewish writers and they wonder why women want nothing to do with them kek
>>220338491>>220340392Whoever she is, despite her body count, she's not going to fuck you for defending whores on a bulgarian miak forum.>in b4 "t-those arent real! anything that makes wahmen look bad is FAKE!"
>>220340392Is jews fault that you're a virgin too?
>>220338391when a guy tells you how many women he's been with subtract it by three times
>>220339969It's more like 800 bro.
>>220340436What if its zero?
>>220340476then you need to make your pretend number even higher
>>220340422If women fucking too many guys is such a big issue, why aren't the incels getting laid
>>220340624Its the same guys that get laid all the time. 80 : 20 ratio
>>220340437fuck off you retard female apologist, she has slept with at least 10^83 men
>>220340624THE 1% OF HIGH VALKUE MALES AR TAKING ALL THE PUSSY WE NEED SEX COMMUNIOSM!!!!!!
>>220340422>women lie about how many guy's they've fucked in the past>men lie about never having jacked off to the most degenerate shit imaginableit's the circle of life
>>220340392But im 5'6 and bald
>>220340422>that bitch who sucked 400 dicks
>>220340877in a row?
>>220340877if that was in the movie Clerks, no one would have believed it.
>>220340624Women line up to get fucked by the same handful of men, they are literally the disposable gender.
>>220340422>50 FIVfist in vagina?
>>220341758friends in vitro
>>220340624I have no idea, to be honest. I was your typical nerd all my life, and even I have had several long relationships + fucked a few university sluts - though I found that casual sex is boring and deadens the soul.
>>220340784You can't fuck as a woman, you can only get fucked, unless you wear a strap-on.
>>220340422>coomers larping as sluts
>>220340392kek
>>220340422Actual sex haver here. Most women average somewhere between 3-10. The absolute most whorish women I've known were in the 30-50 range. Getting into the triple digits is prostitute/gay male territory. Don't take this image seriously.
This movie couldn't be made today. There's not enough white people, young people don't drink, and 90% of men watch onlyfans instead of having sex. It would not appeal to anyone.
>>220341758>>220341964Feline Immunodefincy Virus
>>220341281>they are literally the disposable gender.The average man would rather save 1 woman over 10 men. Unless you're a social elite, you're the disposable one. Society works like this>Top % men>top % women>the rest of women>----- social luxury cutoff line ----->LGBT, really ugly women, 50+ year old women, etc>the rest of straight men (you are here)
>>220340422Using Reddit as a source isn't very compelling..
>>220342198I've known two over 100, one over 80, and most somewhere in the 20 to 50 range. You hanging out with supreme uggos or are painfully naive.>actual sex havermy credentials are 20 something women and my record is 3 in one day
>whatever podcast
>>220339743These bots are lame.
>>220338391>My girlfriend sucked 111 dicks!>In a row?!
>>220342828most of my girlfriends haxe been in the 1,000 range, some higher, I myself am up to about 250 but it's slow for guys. sounds like you've been with some mid/low-range boring girls if they're only up to 100, which a normal college girl can do in a matter of weeks.
its hard to take incels seriously when you know they wouldnt hate women if they got pussy its THE quintessential sour grapes mindset
>>220339969In high school, maybe
>>220345389i dunno the people i see that hate women the most are sex havers
>>220338391No he wasn't. Women have been lying whores for all of eternity, lil bro.
>>220338391That's a comedic nonsensical line.But one thing is true: Trust no one but God.
>>220340771You're really proud of that slop you prompted?Who's the guy? One of your boogeymen?
>>220340392The ultimate truth is that they do it to themselves
>>220346152proud
