Really?
>>220338965Nolan is a fucking nigger
>>220338965that would suck majorly. the regret of Achilles is possibly the most poignant part of the Odyssey
>>220338965Based nolan number one
>>220338965why are bongs(nolan) like that?
Hamburger phone.
the entire purpose of this movie is to show you black Helen of Troy and tranny Achilles
>>220339094Dam that sucks.
>>220338965i think the movie willl do ok financially, get mid reviews, people will glaze it cuz its nolan. and in 3 years nobody will remember it. it appeals to a mcdonalds cinema fan. just like tenet
You basically can't make a movie anymore without stuffing it with niggers and fags, can you
>>220338965What the fuck?
Never read the story, was Achilles turned into a pooner by Hades or something?
we love elliot page here
>>220338965
>>220339150in the Iliad, Achilles basically chooses to die young to attain eternal gloryin the Odyssey, Odysseus meets Achilles in the underworld and he admits to Odysseus that he would have rather lived his full days as a slave than dying young
>>220338965Not that it’s any better, but I think it’s actually playing Hermes not Achilles
>nolantroons will actually defend this
>>220338965Nolan went full woke
>>220339266Hollyjew despises blonde men
A manlet tranny playing Achilles? Niggers are not enough anymore?
>everything needs to be as gay,fake and subversive as possible,oh and more bald nigger women pleaseWelcome to new earth,we all died in 2012,enjoy your stay
>>220339266I still remember seeing Troy in theaters and thinking Helen wasn't hot enough to launch 1000 ships, she was pretty but not that pretty. Jawline was just too strong.If only I knew how bad it could be... and would be....
>>220339197But would Achilles rather live as a 4'11" lesbian with her tits slashed off than die young? Bet that faggot Homer wasn't expecting that huh.
>>220338965>Trans AchillesAaaaaand dropped. You had a good run Nolan.
>>220339368its more iconoclastic to make him a weak troon than a nog since its supposed to be about emasculation.
>>220339397>getting jawmogged by a modelWew lad
>>220338965Glad /ourguy/ got a role in a major motion picture
>>220339266Is any of these actors actually Greek?
>>220339368I was hyped to see this up until now. I'm not paying to see tranny shit. Nope nope nope.
You faggot sitting behind your keyboards have never seen the fury of a true warrior. Elliot is perfectly cast. He's endured more hardship and suffering from transphobes than you cheetoe infested fuckers can ever even comprehend.
>>220338965Who would you have casted for Achilles?
>>220339544Pitt, again, out of spite. Imagine the kino
>>220338965She could be a fantastic Hermaphrodite.
>>220339229Why is his chest censored?
>>220339549They should have just brought everyone back, pretty sure everyone besides Peter O'Toole is still alive.>>220339544Goose, unironically, though Battinson wouldn't have been bad either, better than a random suitor.
>>220339598Normal people are grossed out by mastectomy scars
>>220339598female nude chest is against this boards rules
>>220338965wait whati thought you guys were joking
>>220339001Close down the board
Achilles was already a fag, so what's the difference?
>>220338965You guys do understand this isn’t Nolan’s fault, correct? It’s contractual. Big studios require you to have a certain amount of gay, trans, and people of color. The film will definitely still be great, he knows how to keep their screen time to a minimum. Look at Oppenheimer.
>>220338965I have never dropped a movie so hard.
Greeks are homosexual pederasts anyway.
>>220339640Was this copypasted from reddit? Reeks of reddit cope ngl
>>220339406haha
>>220339397Jawline autists are always faggots
>>220338965Lateral move
>>220339183fun to fuck probably, back then, but hardly good stock for breeding.
>>220338965BRAVO NOLANDude just tanked the global box office run Hollywood has been on this year.
>>220339397>Jawline was just too strongFAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>220339197Did Homer turn into a woman after writing the Illiad? Because Achilles choosing to die before living in shame is scenes women will never understand.
>>220339266Kind of a bold choice to make Helen lack considering thet hanged her up a tree.
>>220339788Different anon, never read his stuff and I can't say how true it is, but it's not uncommon for authors to change their mind about things as they get older and mellow outBut yes, this is faggot shit and dying young in glory will always be better
>>220339636
>>220339197
>>220338965Literally the only thing I can think of is that this is some kind of Matrix 4 type situation. Where Nolan is intentionally tanking the movie as a fuck you to the studio for making him do all of this pozzed type shit in his gladiator movie. It's the only thing that makes sense.
>>220339788Achilles says he'd rather die for honour while he's alive. He says he'd rather live in shame after he's dead. There are plenty of retards in the world who think they'd rather die than humiliate themselves in some way, but on the torturer's table they're grovelling like dogs. Homer always recognized macho bullshit as macho bullshit. Achilles was a retard, not a hero.
Is this the most pozzed film of all time?
>>220339942>Torture and humiliation are the same. I would rather die than be humiliated but I would fold like a lawn chair under torture.
>>220339788the Odyssey is different from the Iliad in tone and emotional perspective. one theory is that Homer was much older when he composed the Odyssey so he didn't have a hard-on for glory and all that stuff anymore.
>>220339979The next Animal Farm will target "capitalism" and chuds instead communism and marxism.
>>220339942>It's okay to be humiliated as long as you liveWomen will never understand honor and pride.>>220339997Older and turned into a woman.
>>220339229surely she's playing the child of hermes
>>220339997I don't know how anyone can read the Iliad and think it's praising war and glory seeking
>>220339094everyone in this thread and on this board apart from me will watch it anyway. and the regulars on these threads will pay at a cinema
>>220340047hopefully they'll remake 1984 but as a prequel called 1982, and have all the evil anarchy set to order by a commie world government and the various ministries, with everyone praising the telescreens finally being installed in their commieblocks
>>220339906I'm 99% convinced it's some humiliation ritual for having given him an oscar for a movie with an all white cast, so now he has to make ammends
>>220338965Pretty funny if true. Achilles spent a bit of time actually pretending to be a woman.
>>220340239I do think that the Iliad is pacifist in nature but it also exalts heroic qualities to some degree. The Odyssey has a more reflective feeling.
>>220340047>>220340272>literally living in the most hypercapitalist era of all time>"okay but hear me out... commies..."You people are so delusional it's not even funny
>>220338965DUDE RAGE BAIT AND REACTIONARY PROPAGANDA LMAAAOOO
>>220340047thank you for the wonderful facebook boomer wisdom
>>220340306almost as delusional as anti-capitalists who are pro-immigration
>>220340314Die tranny freak die
>>220340127No modern person understands honor and pride as the ancients did. You're not a hoplite. You're a gamer faggot sitting in a warm carpeted room.
>>220340282>I'm 99% convinced it's some humiliation ritual for having given him an oscar for a movie with an all white cast,Oh make no mistake I'm sure this is the case. But I'm also thinking Nolan is doubling down on it for making him do it.
>>220339118They were always fags, thoughThis is different, now they're reverse gendered fags
>>220340396>for making him do itNolan has more leverage than any filmmaker on the planet not named James Cameron. Nobody is making him do shit, if woke BS is in the movie then he chose for it to be there.
Imagine thinking Nolan isn't woke like all of them. When you spend so much time in show biz you grow irreversibly physically accustomed to all of that shit. He just genuinely doesn't care. He isn't secretly le based. Also they're all probably in on the fact that the Overton Window will be shifting.This is all planned. This already happened with fags. Reagan came on and said he will make America great again and bring back trad values and AIDS was constantly used against fags at it's peak and know what? Nothing fucking happened to them, no exterminatus. The fag debauchery of the 80s was crazier than it is now and the Overton Window still shifted. You think it's different than trannies? Half the country thought niggers are barely human but the Reconstruction still happened, Civil Rights still happened. Now nobody outside of the internet actually acts racist, and even on here you just know like at least half of it are ironic shitposts often by other browns. The game has been rigged by kikes from the start. The "backsliding" periods are predetermined to create an illusion of choice and "organic" reaction. In reality normalfags are cattle.
>>220339266wtf is that retarded helmet
>>220339183Fans loved Ellen, not Elliot.Elliot killed her. Nobody is an Elliot Page fan.
>rumored>faggit calling himself Ned Stark>paying for Twitter>replies/likes cut from imageOP is a humongous faggot promoting his shitty Shitter acountkys, my man
>>220340564They'll be expecting none of us in the horse, brother.
>>220339478no greek story will ever be told featuring greekssame for no roman stories featuring romansin the past it was all norf euros, now it's mystery meatboth wrong and both ungreek
>>220339266I could ignore all the shitty casting in this film if they just got Odysseus right but Matt Damon trying to have gravitas and act like a crafty, arrogant warrior-king for 3 hours is a guaranteed flop
>>220339788Homer was likely a collection of poets whose works were attributed to a single man, and those poems too came from local myths and story. Homer existed in like, a genuine Dark Age. We can’t insist he actually existed.But everyone else who responded to you is also correct. If Homer existed than he wrote the Odyssey when he was much older since so much of it deals with the realities of war and the long sunset into old age.
>>220340306George Orwell himself wrote the books based on communist Russia you mindless third world cunt
>>220340314>weeyakshunaweekill yourself tranny commie zealot cultist freak
>>220340738Source?
>>220340715>ascherserkuly, homer didn't exist>and nor did shakespear, and he was a black female homosexual and achshefly 14 different writers>and aschekely newton wasn't real either, and ascherlyllwely he was really a quango from the US
>>220340796George Orwellread a book you disgusting tranny monstrosityuncover a few of the mirrors in your government paid for house before you top yourself
>>220340577Dubs of truth.
>>220339544henry cavill
>>220340867Source?
>>220338965more like ghost of achyless
>>220339544Someone anonymous. I think all fantasy movies should be made with non famous actors.
This whole thing sounds like one big massively expensive chud troll.
>>220339001Nolan comes out as gay in 2026. We should have a pride party
>>220339197Kind of BTFOs the guy from Whiplash
>>220340482It's a quarter billion dollars for a non superhero movie. I guarantee they made him bend over and compromise in exchange for giving him all the money for it.
>>220341065
>>220341065Doesn't matter. If they were forcing him to do something he didn't want to, he could make one phone call to WB/Paramount or any other studio and get the project greenlit there. He is choosing the woke shit for whatever reason. Mr Auteur bravo man doesn't get those excuses.
>>220341065Nolan movies never flopped aside from one released during the COVID bullshit and even then it made almost 400 million. Producers have zero reasons to doubt Nolan, especially considering that this is Odyssey, not an original script, it's recognizable material.
>>220338965I'm convinced Nolan makes movies purely for some sort of sick twisted enjoyment out of watching people online make fun of them.
>>220341053They're called 'gender reveal parties'. It wasn't on my bingo that Nolan would need one.
>>220339094Pretty much
>>22034030690% of my expenses go to government subsidized mobsters. I'm not allowed to be self-sufficient. Literally none of the problems in the world have anything to do with muh fucking capitalism. Every single problem can be directly traced to (you).
>>220341219This is like a full on 180' degree type move towards pozzery out of fucking nowhere though. There's clearly more to it going on behind the scenes. We may never know all of the actual details but if anyone simply takes it as face value then they haven't been paying attention for the last six years.
>>220341371>out of fucking nowhereOppenheimer was 3 hours of mass-murdering communist fellatio
>>220340291The O is how they deal with the consequences of what happened during the war, so it makes sense that it is so.
AYYYY L(EE)MAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://collider.com/the-odyssey-christopher-nolan-troy-followup/
>>220338965I like how the AI replaces him with Ellen when she was still a normal woman instead of the goblin she's cosplaying as now.
>>220341210To make the jump from WB to Universal Nolan demanded a $100 million production budget plus another $100 million for advertising for his obscure biopic and they gave him the money on the spot to move over.Now that he is fully moved over does anybody think that ((they)) wouldn't alter the deal now that he has already moved? It would be more surprising if they wouldn't.
>>220339788Shut the fuck up you shut-in loser. Holy shit people who don't leave their house at least twice a week shouldn't be allowed to speak in public
I love how these chuds can't conceive the idea of Nolan putting browns on his own (no he can't do that, he's secretly based!!!!), the dude will do it because he follows trends like everyone else in hollywood
>>220341879>he follows trends like everyone else in hollywoodExcept that trend ended in 2024 and this is 2026. It feels extremely late to the party and out if place. Like we just went back in time four years to 2022.
>>220341997Mainstream media is always around 5 years behind the zeigest
>>220339040Nolan has mainly bought into the Koolaid by now I think, same thing with Ridley Scott. It stopped being about quality and aesthetics and just started being about brownie points
>>220341870i left my house three times last week, get wrecked nerd
>>220339640>The film will definitely still be great, he knows how to keep their screen time to a minimum. Look at Oppenheimer.holy lol. >Oppenhemier was good, and Odyssey will be tooL M A O lol
This can't be real.
This thing is going to bomb harder than the Lavon Affair
>>220342043Dude even Marvel and Pixar have scrubbed the gay shit out of their latest movies. The "zeitgeist" has already moved from where it was four years ago.
why are people lying on the internet?
>>220338965>Nolan script is based on Emily Wilson "translation", a hardcore feminist and gender identity freak that said she re-imagined the story That'll explain all the dindus and troon shit, also expect all the female characterization being suspiciously different and forced
>>220342132Explain
The movie that will finally expose Nolan as a fucking hack and fraud.
>>220342139>Emily Rose Caroline Wilson was born in 1971 in Oxford, England.People talk about the cancers of the eternal jew but they underplay the cancer of the modern anglo.
>>220339001he's made some great films, but for some reason with this one he's going full retard woke. it won't ruin his legacy, but he won't be considered one of the greats anymore
>>220339016maybe it's poignant and powerful casting decisiona different regret from Achilles but most troons regret the transition surgery
>>220339827>But yes, this is faggot shit and dying young in glory will always be betterWhat are you waiting for then my dude?
>>220342166TDKR already did
>>220342185>modernAngloids have been a cancer for pretty much all of their existence. The Spanish conquered and terraformed their new colonies into mini Spains. People like to bitch about muh cartels, but imagine a modern Aztec tier human sacrifice continent + Mexico, except their have modern firearms and weapons. Instead, you have relatively peaceful goblino with occasional genetically derived violence. Angloids either genocided the inhabitants (native Americans), or did nothing but treat them like wagies (pajeets). IMAGINE a Christian India, and the other former limey colonies. Would it be paradise? No, probably still shit, but it would be an incomprehensible improvement over what it is today.
>>220338965Part of me thinks this is being done as pity to give their mentally ill ftm troon a paycheck for being so stunning and brave and another part of me thinks this is being done as an epic subversion and jewish humiliation ritual I don't think I can get past the fact the leads are Matt Damon and Chris Hemsworth for this to be the deal breakerI think the trailer makes it look better than the rumors we've seen posted on the board being negative about it
>>220342451Anglo kvetching, found the russian kike faggot
>>220339094pretty much yeah
>>220339788>He doesn't realize that the Iliad and the Odysset are BOTH anti-war storiesSurely you don't just think it's cool swords and boats, right?
>>220342146some nog isn't playing helen of troyelliot rodger isn't playing achilles lol
>>220338965>>>>>rumoured Yeah, this is utter bullshit. (((They))) know that casting a tranny like Ellen to play this kind of role would cause too much backlash. She's probably only allowed to play tranny-specific roles.
>>220339583she cut her boobs off and still has a cooch
>>220339601Gosling doesn't have anywhere near the gravitas for the role. He's a quiet or "safe" kind of silly good looking guy.
>>220339397I'm not gonna be mean and call you names... but you should really keep that opinion to yourself.
>>220339788>>220339997Both Illiad and Odyssey were written by several poets throughout many many years, it wasn't composed by one guy
>>220341371>This is like a full on 180' degree type move towards pozzery out of fucking nowhere though.The lead of Tenet was black. Would he have gotten that role if he weren't black? BIG doubt.
>>220342690I mean he(she) is playing a ghost from the underworld, not like it's going to be a big role, so her playing Achilles is not exactly out of possibility, unless they use Achilles but don't show him to keep some mysticism around him
there are so many things to take issue with and all normies talk about is use of the word dad.like yes sure not the best word choice, but you ignore all the most pressing bif issues and focus on thatgod normies are so fucking dumb
>>220341870>Holy shit people who don't leave their house at least twice a week shouldn't be allowed to speak in publicI could tell you were retarded by the previous sentence, but there are people who leave their house 10 times a week and are effectively "shut in losers." Tranny
>>220338965>>220339001I unironically think Nolan getting Elliot Page, previously known as Ellen Page, to play Achilles, is the most based move I've ever seen from a director and I hope it's real
>>220342905>Would he have gotten that role if he weren't black? BIG doubtisn't he also related to denzel washington?it's just normal nepobaby stuff
>>220342926>normiesYou mean chuddies from twitter? They will complain about literally the most retarded of things now, that's how most film discourse is these days, fucking unbearable
>>220341997>Except that trend ended in 2024Not even close. Hollyslopfactory will keep shitting up casts for years and decades. It's *maybe* receded a little, for a short time anyway.
I saw The Return and it was fucking incredible. Acting so good the movie could have been silent and it wouldn't have lost a thing. This looks so unbelievably bad. The casting is all over the place, none of it makes any fucking sense except it all seems to be wrong on purpose. The source material is Emily Wilson's dogshit feminist translation of the Odyssey, not an actual translation like Lattimore or Cook or even fucking Fitzgerald. Even Fagles (a translation I despise) would have been better than her horseshit. It's probably not even worth pirating. I've loved Homer since I was 17 years old, and I have no wish to see a retarded progressive incompetently shit all over a story I love as much as this one.
>>220339001Nolan is fucking a nigger
>>220342614it's incredible. and brainlets have the audacity to call these masterpieces "the Avengers of the ancient world"
>>220338965I hope to god this is a bait
>>220339478Alexander the great was confirmed blond by historians who actually met him (Not a single ancient greek was blackLet's not pretend this is comparable
>>220342614This is about honor, you venomous snake.Achilles would rather avenge Patroclus by slaying Hector and then have certain death in his fate, than live in dishonor and not avenging his friend.
>>220339094So what I'm finding out these are false rumors and Lupita is not playing Helen of Troy and Ellen is not plaing Achilles. Just like that 12 years a slave edit that keeps circulating as if it's real online. Lupita is playing Circe who turn the men into pigs and Ellen is playing Hermes. So these articles that keep spreading bullshit are gayer than the movie itself. I don't give a fuck about this shit ass movie nor Nolan.
>>220342187>he won't be considered one of the greats anymorelol, he's definitely not one of the greats, never was, or will be. just lol
>>220343396Lupita could be playing Helen of Troy, don't know about Achilles though, thing is their screentime is like a minute or two tops, they were never important to the Odyssey, they're just there
>>220339001hes clearly some form of a kike
>>220343492Bongs are cryptokikes.
Did she stop taking test or what?
>>220343126>Emily Wilson's dogshit feminist translation of the Odyssey>representing Odysseus as, on balance, reprehensible. The big problem, however, with Wilson's heterodox approach to the characters of the Odyssey is that she can sustain it only by distorting and misrepresenting what the Greek text saysOf course, most critics probably liked distorting the text to make it "feminist." Do normal translations represent Odysseus as "reprehensible"? Not familiar with the story.
>>220343582it's AI slop
>>220344014>detects bone structure>concludes it's a womanbAIsed
>>220338965Why is a chick playing Achilles lmfao
>>220338965Ellen Elliot, who the fuck cares anymore
>ACK-illes
>>220343432>hmmm she could be playing Helen of Troy.Except she's not.
>>220338965This isn't real
>>220340577Pretty sure it was weinstein that killed ellen
I started the rumor of her playing Achilles right here on /tv/. Some other nigger must have done the same for Lupita as Helen. Neither are happening.
>>220344619What's crazy is the rumor about Lupita was spread while using the 12 years a slave photoshop picture.
>>220344675>>220344619$0.02 Nolanbucks have been deposited in your account.
>>220344619>Lupita as Helen.I started that one. I'll have some epic memes ready too by the time the films drops. It'll be the next Bane. Caspere knows this.
>>220344702That would make more sense if we were promoting the bullshit that they're characters they're not playing for DEI good goy points. You stupid nigger.
>>220344702I'm not going to watch this garbage. I haven't been to the cinema since 2019. But I did start that rumor and you faggots bought it. Now keep licking my balls.
>>220340564Not sure, he rarely wears it in the movie
>>220344734>>220344740$0.02 Nolanbucks have been deposited in your account.
>>220344702
>>220339001/thread
>"Look at me. Don't you see how big and handsome I am? I am the son of a great man. A goddess was my mother."
>>220340257You aren't that special. I consider Nolan's last movie Dunkirk and have boycotted him ever since. I wouldn't be watching this movie for several cast reasons anyway, the biggest among them being Anne Hathaway.
>>220344850Elliot's such a tease. The king of thirst traps.
>>220344619>>220344675>>220344797It doesn't really matter which character the tranny is playing, the problem is the tranny is in the movie at all.
>>220344797based disinfo chad
That's why no one will remember your pronouns
>>220338965This guy's downfall needs to be studied
>>220345241>That's why no one will remember your pronounsheheAlso, she looks, oh, HE looks so happy here. Glad that removing her breasts and being a real man has worked out so well for her state of mind.
>>220339001kek fpbp
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>>220343391You moron, that's what Achilles' character wants. Honor, glory, kleos, battle, winning, forever remembrance. But there is far more to the Iliad and Odyssey than just that. And one of the main points of both poems is that this was all for fucking nothing and kinda useless. 10 years of war, countless heroes dead, for nothing. The surviving heroes go home, most don't make it back. Again, for nothing. Surely you can differentiate between the motivations of a character at a singular point in time within a story and the overall themes that the narrator/author themselves have set up in the story, right? Like, these two things can be at odds with each other.Not sure why I was expecting more media literacy out of this crowd than from twitter. Maybe because the source material requires a slightly higher bar than the average novelization. But man, shits rough here
>>220339040It was always the bongs, a lot of the gender crap of the past decade started in UK universities then made its way into the US
>>220343845>Do normal translations represent Odysseus as "reprehensible"? Not familiar with the story.Yes, pretty much. They may not spell it out, but it's very obvious from Odysseus' actions that he is not a "good" guy. Which is fine, he doesn't need to be. He's still a wonderful, charming, charismatic leader that gets shit done. But that doesn't make him any less selfish, foolish, or greedy.
>>220346878Why are americopes so utterly incapable of admitting fault?
>>220346842The discussion is not about the themes of the poems, but why a man would rather die than live in shame. Scenes that women and snakes would never understand.
>>220342614Illiad is all about the beauty of war: youths being struck down in war being compared to young flowers and trees being suddenly uprooted
>>220339266watching older movies (2002 is basically ancient at this point) makes you realize how shit the pool of modern actors is. try find a male actor for this movie with the presence that brendan gleeson, eric bana, sean bean, brian cox or even a young brad pitt had in troy. you couldn't find a single one of them. everything just sucks today. it's not even a race thing. none of those people in troy were greek, but they were good actors.
>>220338965Would.
I think it's fun to stir up the pot by blatantly lying lol. It almost makes me feel like a group of jeets can steer America into having one opinion over the other or create conflict between groups
>>220338965This is fake lol. The Critical Drinker said none of this has been confirmed.
>>220339001FPBP
>>220339266>tfw we never got a prime sean bean odysseus movie
>>220338965>that it why no one will remember your deadname
>>220347691Anon , Brad was 40 in troy.
>>220347544No, that's Homer showing the contrast between what they are leaving behind in their death. Showcasing how much beauty is in the world that these poor souls would rather forgo to die for a literal cuck.
>>220347691Why is tarantino the only director left who uses talented actors? Is it because he's basically lil harvey?
>>220345241it's true, abs are made in the kitchen
>>220347192But Achilles later regrets having done so. His ghost literally says he'd rather be a peasant but alive than a "hero" lording over the dead in the underworld.
>>220348235Be a Diomedes, Achilles or Ajax. Not a 1-sentence throwaway joke character like Nireus
>>220339636>>220339853Why didn't Nolan include this scene in Oppenheimer?
>>220348479That was written when Homer had been turned into a woman. Achilles not avenging Patroclus would be the most shameful thing to do, not living as an unknown peasant.
>>220339001Lol
>>220339197>in the underworld and he admits to Odysseus that he would have rather lived his full days as a slave than dying youngWhat a fag, no wonder they named a part of your foot after him.
>>220339016>the regret of Achillesmore like the regret of cutting off my titties lmao
>>220347691facts. Its crazy how stacked the cast was in Troy>Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Brian Cox, Brendan Gleeson, Peter O'Toole, Rose BrynAnd the fight scene is arguably the best spear fight to ever grace the big screen. name me a better spear vs spear fight
Chuddies discovering that Greeks have always been black and pro-LGBT will never not be funny. They spend everyday larping about being enlightened but they are the most ignorant.> "Anybody can become angry — that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way — that is not within everybody's power and is not easy, nigger." - one of Aristotle's most famous diss tracks
>>220348774The fight scenes were fucking dumb. Especially when Pitt does that spinning downward stab motion thing where he's entirely open and should have gotten smacked aside.
>>220339001
>>220348806he's fast
>>220348774name me another spear vs anything fight... spearbros are the most oppressed people in the world (after polecucks)
>>220339454Not really. Any one of Villenueve's films are more rewatchable than Nolan's turboslop, and I say that as somebody who vehemently hates the bloated, science-fiction nonsense that he's (Denny) been doing for the last decade.Dunkirk was great, but there's literally no point in ever rewatching it over 1917.
>>220348863>raises shield 6 inches as retard does acrobatic spin dive
>>220340577I still have no fucking idea how her powers were supposed to send Wolverine back in time or how his actions affected his present. Fuck time travel.
>>220341251Absolutely Kafkaesque
>>220348865300
>>220339266>m'ask you summin hector
>>220338965The average Nolan fan is a paki;https://old.reddit.com/r/TheOdysseyMovie/comments/1t44s61/the_odyssey_official_new_trailer/ok0zrf3/https://old.reddit.com/r/TheOdysseyMovie/comments/1t4t4vo/the_kind_of_people_hating_on_the_movie/https://old.reddit.com/r/TheOdysseyMovie/comments/1t5rymv/the_case_for_emily_wilson_in_wilson_vs_rightwing/
>>220348896Dunkirk was Nolan masturbating in front of a mirror for nearly three hours, and not only nobody told him to stop, but also this critique is old and used. Imo the problem is that Nolan run out of juice too soon, he has no new stories to tell, everything after TDK feels half-assed, as if his heart is not in making movies anymore.
>after
>>220349010Pakis defending Nolan on Reddit is probably the most offensive thing I've ever type on 4chan.
>>220339001fpbp
>>220349031This is something I associate with Ridley Scott as well, and I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing, but it hurts when the subject is surrounded by dumb people and/or yes men.That being that you have a director who just likes filmmaking, loves to film cool shit, but doesn't necessarily know or care about the end result or how cohesive the it is.I call them "Concept Directors" and they have so much potential and I find it incredibly hard to hate them, but it sucks, like I said, when everybody around them is effectively just a jobber. It's why actors love to work with them; because it's more about the journey than the destination for everybody, the problem is that the audience don't really get to share in that journey, so we're left with the scrambled mess at the end.
>>220348806He's so good that he styles on his enemies, like during the duel when he holds the shield behind his head
>>220349157cute as a button
>>220339942Hello, Paris
>>220338965Wokeness has won
>>220344572No, it was Weinstein that made Ellen.
>>220349503Nice suit kid, did your dady get it for you?
>>220338965ellen looks pretty hot in that pic, that's how i know it's shit aislop
>>220338965>ghost of Achilles Are we doing the sacrifice of Polyxena then?
>>220339824Not anywhere remotely close to the events of the movie. It is offensive because she’s a sibling of the Dioscuri
>>220339094this is the only explanation
>>220339001He doesn't give a shit anymore does he?
>>220342187>but for some reason with this one he's going full retard woke.It's the new Oscar quotas, look it up if you don't follow them then your film won't be nominated.
SAAARS WE WHITE SAAARS GREEKS ARE BROWN LIKE US SAAARS
>>220338965This has to be one of the worst cast films of all time. Just every decision has been mind boggling.
>>220339469>>220339692>>220339771>>220342834He said she was pretty, you guys are just being simps. And he's also right that she's wasn't that hot, there are superior jawfus out there
>>220338965>>220339001>>220339454Achilles being a tranny should be least of your concern
>>220350677and yet it will still pop a billy, cope and seethe. nolan won.
>>220338965>ftm tranny>not playing TiresiasYOU HAD ONE JOB!
>>220342187It's going to make a Billion dollars and you will seethe endlessly
>>220338965>Achilles played by a literal trannyHoly fucking kek
>>220350823Like Tenent?
>>220350925>2020
>>220350785Aren't there like a dozen people whos deaths he's directly responsible for because he encouraged fans to block ambulances because the dumb nigger thought they were cops.
>The Ghost of Achilles
Looks like shit lol
>>220351121Didn’t know you lost your dick and y chromasome in Hades
>>220338965this is 9/11 for /tv/
>>220344537She can be seen together with Menelaus in the teaser trailer. She's definitely not Circe and it's probably Helen, sorry to spoil your fun.
>>220338965If this is true this movie is actually completely irredeemable. >>220340314People said the same shit about Lupita being Helen of Troy, that it was fake news made to drum up hate campaigns for the movie by racist chuds (because even lefties thought the casting was so ridiculously bad it could only be a fake rumour) but turns out it's fucking real. Now the same lefties that said it was fake are defending it.
>>220339001fippy bippy
It's called Achilles' heels not Achilles' boypussy (female)
>>220339001FPBPhe is a hack and i hope he gets nothing but pure hate for trying to make this pretending its being done in good faith.like he loses sleep and throws shit against the walls kind of stress. fucking loser.
>>220347691>makes you realize how shit the pool of modern actors isyup, once you have this realization, you can't really look forward to movies anymore. that's why they're trotting out a 55 year old matt damon as the lead in this, because there is no equivalent of him for this era
>>220340257No we fucking won't.
>>220338965>The greatest hero of all time>A ftm trannyBig L for the West
ACKilles lol
>>220353802god it would be kino if elliot page playing achilles dies from a arrow to the testicles.
>>220338965>more engagement rumorslop
>>220353802LAMAO
>>220343391even in the illiad, achilleus' revenge and desecration of hector's body is considered barbaric and an affront to the gods, an evil act that causes his own downfall. it's never portrayed as honorable and i don't know how you can have that impression of it.
>>220350778They're right to make fun of that faggot. Really strong jawlines are so rare on women. To even notice a jaw on a woman is almost weird to me. You either have to be with one of those recessed jaws or so fat that you've never even seen your jawline.
>>220338965This was the best casting. Achilles could successfuly passed as a woman to try to escape getting drafted. Brad Pitt certainly can't pull it off even with long hair.
>>220339266All those castings are terrible. Where are the actual GREEK people?
I love Lupita Nyong’o and I must admit I lust after her sometimes. I would love to have her ride me with her huge black ass. I also find her cute so I don’t really give a flying fuck who she plays. Fuck trooniott page thoughbeit
>>220354387In Western Europe for thousands of years.
Lol lmao
>>220339118you lost and will always lose.
>>220339001truuu
>>220339788>>220340127 >>220343391>>220347192>>220348570You're larping. And what the hell does "turned into a woman" means? I thought you were against this tranny bullshit, "you will never be a woman" and all that.
>>220354600Watch out for the ICE tranny nigger.
>>220347691It absolutely is a race thing, Hollywood keeps pushing these dysgenic mutts that can't act like Zendaya, while burying white actors that act circles around them on the same set like Sweeney or TimmyThat said, GoT actors and other bong scum have been stinking up the place too long as well
>>220339118I love it. makes pol seethe like crazy while I just ignore it
>>220354435I agree
>>220339118Nobody would've launched even one single trireme for this fivehead balding Kraut
>>220338965likely based on that tidbit Achilles wore drag hiding between females to not get drafted into this war, but Odysseus IIRC made merchant showcase of swords and such and girls stuff and only one girl watched weaponsit's overstretch
>>220356708I would say it deserve one or even three firetriremesfrom the orbit
>>220344412Don't, Mr.Plinkett really let himself go.
>>220344412This.
>>220338965Oh no... Nolan how could you..
>>220338965HOLYK I N OINOBravoe Nolan, now I will watch your cinematic masterpiece.
>>220340257I haven't seen anything nolan since TDKR
>>2203394063000 years ago people knew what a woman was
>>220339997>the Odyssey is different from the Iliad in tone and emotional perspective. one theory is that Homer was much older when he composed the Odyssey so he didn't have a hard-on for glory and all that stuff anymore.Homer never existed, dork.
>>220342956>I unironically think Nolan getting Elliot Page, previously known as Ellen Page, to play Achilles, is the most based move I've ever seen from a director and I hope it's realAccording to Greek mythos. Achilles was hidden in the court of king Lycomedes, dressed as one of court girls, and Odysseus needed to use a trick to find which one is a real man, So, he was kinda passable.
>>220348865>(after polecucks)Rent free, Ruskinigger.
>>220357711says who? "science"? lol
>>220354387You mean caucasic? In the right column
>>220339537>You faggot sitting behind your keyboards have never seen the fury of a true warrior. Elliot is perfectly cast. He's endured more hardship and suffering from transphobes than you cheetoe infested fuckers can ever even comprehend.
None of the actors were actually Hellenistic even in Troy '04
>>220340314>he furiously typed using reactionary buzzwords
>>220350823Not a penny of those will be from me, so I win.The movie will be bad, and nobody will talk about it, let alone defend it, after the spotlight will move away.
>>220350671If someone with the Nolan fanbase gave the oscars the middle finger, oscartards would be wrestled into submission asap
>>220356597>I love it. makes pol seethe like crazy while I just ignore it
>>220357779passable when he was 8-9 yo kid and only when dressed as a girl
>>220357829As in... caucasic?Yes they are. And they fit the descriptions you can see in the book.
>>220356708What are you talking about? You could launch an entire navy off that dome.
>>220338965Hey mods, you know you can make a containment thread so we don't have all this spam shitting up the board?
