So, uh, I figured it out.Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight.
>>220340366>he doesn't eat two dogs to a bunWhat are you gay?
>>220340445actually hot dogs are more dense than buns so it should be the other way around
what happened to this guylast I saw he was in a will ferrel movie or something
>>220340504He was in The Righteous Gemstones season 4 last year.
>>220340504He invested his money wisely and is now incredibly wealthy.
>>220340524I'm happy to hear that, unironically, thanks
>>220340366It's because of how the hot dog making machines and bun making machines are made. The hot dog machine spits them out ten at a time because that's how you make hot dogs. The bun machine spits them out eight at a time because that's how buns are made.
>>220340524Google says his net worth is $25 million which isn’t private jet on 24 hour standby money but it’s more than enough to live a life of comfortable leisure.
>>220340600Incredibly wealthy by normal standards.
>>220340592>Well why not just set the hotdogs and bun machines both to 10?>"..Yeah, anyway, this one goes to 8 and that one goes to 10."This_Is_Spinal_Tap.png
Just buy 5 packs of hot dogs and 4 packs of buns.
>>220340592Why would that have anything to do with how many get packaged?
so I can shove two hot dogs up my ass and still have enough for the buns
>>2203406504 packs, Jeremy? 4? That's insane.
>>220340600if you can’t peace out for life on 25 mil you were ngmi
They used to be 8 & 8 each but households with teenage daughters complained a couple hot dogs always seemed to go missing so they started putting extra dogs in the pack.
>>220340619Not in the nice parts of California. That’s mid.
>>220340677Because they come out in discrete easy to bundle groups of ten or eight. Why add steps to the process?
>>220340722Because the amount produced per machine cycle of a product has absolutely nothing to do with the amount sold in a package to the consumer. Are you literally mentally retarded?
>>220340710That's why he should move to Nevada, Florida or New Hampshire.
>>220340650Unless you got a big family BBQ or lake trip youre gonna have moldy buns
>>220340737Is that what they told you in class Poindexter? Try getting out on the factory floor with your fancy ideas.
>>220340694I could, but I’d be happy with a 1500 square foot ranch on 20 acres in the midwest. I’d be “incredibly wealthy” by the standards of my neighbors, not the standards of hollywood actors.
>>220340782Obviously it's a marketing ploy. They think if you have two spare dogs you'll be compelled to buy more, when in reality they just go to the dog or get munched on straight.
>>220340710He doesn't live in california.
>>220340819Or diced up on the side of some other meal. Hot dogs are a nice occasional easy meal but it's always a hassle dealing with the last couple
Am I crazy for thinking he looks like a good fit for an age appropriate Aragorn in that new LOTR movie
>>220340819>Similarly, modern bakehouses are optimized for efficiency with standards and systems set firmly in place. Buns are typically baked in clusters of four in pans designed to produce eight rolls apiece. It simply doesn’t make sense for most bakeries to completely upend their production systems and pan designs to accommodate the average number of hot dogs in a packAnd there's ten hot dogs because meat is packaged by the pound and that's how many hot dogs make a pound.
>>220341276Bruh, you just posted an image of him from 14 years ago.
>>220340366It's so you always "need" to buy more of one to use up the remaining ones of the other. Unless you buy 4 packs of wieners and 5 packs of buns all at once. Fuck these captchas.
>>220340366um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?>six piece mcnuggets.Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin' to...>They come in six or twelve piece...Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of themaway. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.>They come in six or twelve pieces sir...Put two of them UP YOUR ASS, and give me four chicken mcnuggets.
>>220340650Big Hot Dog and the bun industry wants you to believe this is rational behavior
>Big Hot Dog and the Bun Industry90s Ska band coded
Just go to the deli and ask for the exact number of hotdogs you need.
The extra two are for sopping up the delicious cooking grease
>>220342228>Deli>Hot dogsDummy
>>220340650How is that a solution to the problem? Nigga, are you sentient? You'd have 50 hot dogs and 32 buns.
>>220340708Because the teen girls were using the hot dogs as dildos?
>>220342257Do you think only jews are allowed to run delis?
