Are they fucking retarded?
>>220342273This is such fucking bullshit, same thing bothered me so much in No Way Home where they confirm he never had an uncle Ben but Civil War, Homecoming and even Far From Home hinted at Uncle Ben or implied itBut it's been like 10 years now so who gives a shit
>>220342273Iron Man is the only daddy figure in his life, I think that dynamic was established pretty early on.
MCU Spider-Man is the worst offender we've had
>>220342273They replaced him with Stark and Aunt May.
That's been a fact since the beginning, are you retarded? Aunt May the MILF is his equivalent.
>>220342580>That's been a fact since the beginningWrong, see >>220342353
We have Uncle Ben at home
on the other hand, if he DOESNT blame himself for his uncle's death, he ALSO becomes a different non-spiderman character
>>220342637Tbf May saying it isn't that bad, the original quote came from a narration box. But yeah Peter should feel guilty about Ben's death regardless
How do you have Spiderman without Uncle Ben? What a bunch of shit
>>220342637Sex
>>220342273The core of why Spider-Man is Spider-Man is because he DOES blame himself for Uncle Ben's death, he does what he does because that event hurt him so much he'd prefer to make sure it can't happen again.It's the central driving force for his entire vigilante career, that's like trying to rewrite what drives Batman or Punisher
>>220342273>A more intense interpretation of the characterNot really, the Raimi films weren't dark or intense by any means, characters sometimes need something tragic to motivate them. Especially superheroes
>>220342273then what the fuck was he talking about here
>>220342273I'm not sure I follow here, but it sounds dumb
>We don't need to see his backstory again>The different creators are confused about his backstory
>>220342273He was never responsible. It's retarded to expect a civi to jump on an armed criminal because the pigs are too slow to make the arrest. This was always on the cops failing to do their job. Ben says as much every time they talk about this shit.
>>220344769If Peter stopped the thug running out Ben would be alive dork
>>220342273Its not even about race. These faggots elite want to tear down MEN. At every chance they get. They worship women, literally. This is why all of society is now female coded. If you retards had any semblance of pattern recognition, you would understand.
>>220342273mcu is trash for retarded zoomers, always has been
>>220342273What gave it away? The fact that they built up women power for three movies and gave the role of his "original sin" to strong independent woman May instead?
>>220345525Even black men are starting to notice every black male on TV these days is an emasculated nerd
>>220345745Exactly. While every single fucking woman of any color is some boss bitch literally kicking everyones ass if needed
>>220345525What
>>220342637They fucking changed her name to May Parker??? Holy shit why can't you just leave canon as canon. It's always been Aunt May and Uncle Ben...
>>220345525fpbpIt's basically weimar germany
>>220342273I mean this version has to carry the whole Aunt May thing, so is fine.
>>220345525the only male pattern I see is on your head chud
>>220342273WHAT DO WE DO NOW??????????????
>>220344715MCU movies don't even have complete scripts before they start filming, you think they give a shit about consistency and integrity?
>>220342273worst and most faggiest spiderman
Can't believe you guys didn't realize from the beginning that Aunt May was there to replace Ben.
>>220347720Nothing
>>220345980Your aunt can have the same last name as you.
>>220342273Thats like batman having parents, superman having his home planet or Bane being a Big Guy just for himself
>>220342637wish it was my home
>>220345980They didnt change shit. "uncle ben" is benjamin parker, the brother of peters father. since he was married to may, of course she is also a parker. this is the original canon
>>220348853Shhh, just let him be angry at how names work.
>>220342273>If he blamed himself for his Uncle Ben's death, I think he becomes a very different character...Literally the reason why Peter becomes Spider-Man, you can't make this shit up lmao Hollywood is dead
>>220342273Iron Boy Jr
>>220344136Probably let some nigger die and was sad because he loves niggers so much
>UNCLE BE-ACK!!He also isn't responsible for saving Mary Jane. He only helped her save herself
>>220347421kek
>>220342273Do you want to hear the same stories over and over?
>>220347421not bad
>You'll never guess who he wants to be... Spider-Man!>"Why?">Well, he knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for ’em. Cheer them. Scream their names. And years later, they’ll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them to hold on a second longer.>I believe there’s a hero in all of us... that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. Spider-Man did that for Henry and he wonders where he’s gone. He NEEDS him.>Do you think you could lift that desk and put it in the garage for me? But don't strain yourself!
>>220342273Has the Marvel editorial finally realized forcing Spidey & NJ to stay apart forever because they're obsessed with cucking Peter is a really retarded hill to die on?
>>220342273>Are they fucking retarded?I thought we covered this._____YES______
>>220351146>> forcing Spidey & NJ to stay apart foreverYeah. That is bullshit. No reason to ban Peter from trips to New Jersey.
If you gave as much shit about your countries problems and complained about it as much as you care about this and complain maybe you would be doing something worthwhile. This has no impact on the real world.
>>220351293>need to head down to the Spidy-Servo(tm) to buy some Web Shooter Fluid(tm) Adhesive>check the time on my Spider-Man(tm) novelty watch, shit, only 5 minutes before they close>jump into my Amazing Spider-Mobile(tm) only to find out I'm out of Radioactive Spider-Petrol(tm)>no matter, it's a hybrid, I smugly think as I chew my J. Jonah Jameson(tm) Limited Edition Branded Confectionary Gum and crack open a can of Doc Ock(tm) Orangeade>car won't start because I haven't paid the bill for my Zappin' Electro(tm) Power Plan so the utilities company shut off my electricity>weep openly as I gorge on several packets of deliciously salty Rhino(tm) Rinds to take my mind off it>so distracted that I forget to take my Green Goblin(tm) anti-viral injection that hour and die of super-aidsGuess it's a good thing that movie bombed.
>>220348620>>220348853>>220348859He's saying that if there's no Uncle Ben in the picture, her name should be May Reilly
>>220351146>Spidey & NJYou mean MJ, right? Mary-Jane? The sexo redhead
>>220351021>>220350707>>220347421samenigger
>>220351146EIC said he'll kill himself if anyone tries
>>220351439NJ is Nigga Jane, the black girl in the MCU.
>>220351509I'd rather Black Cat be raceswapped to be Asian
>>220351526Lana Condor as Black Cat would save MCU Spider-Man
>>220351596Those are some depressingly shitty flapjack tits.
>>220351596
>>220351736Just say you're a fag
>>220351768her nipples are the same height as her belly button.
>>220351768You're a fag.
>>220344136Schizophrenic logic
>>220342562no wonder he turned out so zesty.
>>220351832>liking busty asians makes you a fag
>>220351865You told me to say it, now you're upset?
>>220342273who even gives about corporate storytelling in 2026? the most sanitized, sterile, focus-grouped tripe is all they can make now
>>220342273Isn't the whole deal where peter becomes spiderman dependent on Uncle Ben dying through Peter's inaction and teaching him the value of responsibility? In faggot terms it's a canonical event.
>>220352210Yes, Uncle Ben's death is what motivated Peter to become a vigilante, before that he wanted to hide his powers entirely or use them to make money
>>220351293Kek
Now that I think about it, they try to have their cake and eat it too. Before Uncle Ben died, Peter was kind of an asshole, bitter from all the bullying. If you're going to make a Peter without an Uncle Ben, you should at least make him more of a jerk. MCU Peter is the nicest out of all of them though, even Raimi Peter at least has the husband joke. If MCU Peter was really Andrew Garfield's you might actually have something interesting here.
>>220342273Spider-Man works best when he's the only superhero around in his movie's universe
>>220342273One day the masses will realize Holland is the worst Spider-Man like how Batfleck is the worst Batman
>>220342273didnt you watch the last movie. aunt may is mcu spiderman uncle ben
>>220342273Yes, they’re fucking retarded.
>>220351146No
>>220342637>his biggest moral was taught to him by a woman>his love interests are black womenNormalfaggots will deny that mcu spiderman is pozzed
>>220342273MCU Spider-Man might as well not have an Uncle Ben. He's never mentioned and doesn't seem to have a lasting impact on MCU Peter Parker. Tony Stark is his Uncle Ben.
>>220342273based, i hate that little British fuckerhe doesnt have canon eventshe is not my spider man
>>220351437and thats retarded
>>220342273Instead he blames himself for aunt may, which is totally different because fuck women
I don't care about Gayland Spidey anyways. It's zoomershit.
>>220344136that one time he misgendered a trans classmate
They turned peter parker into a nigger coon.Who gives a shit about spider gay in 2026
>>220351768There's nothing sexy about saggy tits you fucking retard.
