What is French television like?
>>220342424>french "intellectuals" really looked at these gaul/frank women and said "let's replace them all with arabs and blacks"
>>220342424There's a state sponsored channel that only plays Pierre Woodman
>>220342424french women are top tier
>>220342524his stereotypically horrible english and mini pipi are freakin annoying
>>220342424Imagine if French tit milk tasted like Creme Brulee
>>220342524He's a fucking ape that needs to shave his disgusting body but thanks to introducing me to Dolly Dyson.
>>220342424>What is French television like?fake and gay
>>220342791probably does
she has multiple movies where she puts her feet in a man's face. why do you think that is?
>>220342424Awful
Wes Anderson didn't tell her she was going to have to be fully nude in The French Dispatch until she arrived at set. He was so shy that he made an animated version of what she needs to do while nude and wasn't even on set when it was filmed. You could tell she was kind of annoyed that she only had five lines but was bare assed naked
>>220342424Do you like black men? If so, "French" television is for you.
>>220343080>Wes Anderson didn't tell her she was going to have to be fully nude in The French Dispatch until she arrived at set.is that legal?
>>220343115she could have not agreed to do it but I certainly would have asked for more money I guess.I guess he tried to pull the same shit with Scarlett Johansson in Asteroid City so she ended up just saying "fuck this" and they used a body double. Autistic Anderson prevented us from seeing nude Scarlett again
>>220343080She is French, was probably delighted, they are dying to go full frontal.
>>220343115in france that's le art
>>220342424I'm French and it sucks. There are bearly watchable shows.
>>220342463
I’ve been watching Ken Burns’ Vietnam War doc and the French come off like huge assholes
>>220343806It used to have certain a je ne sais quoi about it back in the day though.
>>220343873>les visiteurs 4
>>220343806Please come to America and fuck our women
>>220343806not that different from the states. tv and film has mostly gone to shit. I actually watch random wire videos on youtube now
Frog hereIt really insists upon itself. I've read this sentence in the most dishonest, dumb and disingenuous ways but it's real for fr cinema.
I don't think I ever seen a legit great french show, most of the time it's pretty solid but nothing outstanding.French speaking belgium has some good stuff too.Just watch those airing on Arte
>>220343916I didnt mean to break up with her. It was just the best thing to do
>>220344033>this is a good body in francegrim
>>220344356>Arteplease don't, not today's Arte, used to be kino 15+ years ago
>>220344447Still better than all the other shit
>>220342424>What is French television like?
>>220343080>>220343755She was already topless when she came on set that day.
>>220344372She was only 16 back then though, I'd say it's pretty good for that age
Lots of nafris
>>220342424>What is French television like?I like it, they have great locations and if it's a period piece it will shit all over hollywood and can be better than the british who I'd say do it best. also they are attractive people that helps and they're not afraid of sex or nudity which is great.
>>220344363she was crying for happiness because i was going to seggz her for a month straight
>>220344881I bet she smells good even when she stinks
>>220342424to answer your question, i don't know, as i've never watched french tv.
>>220343080She looked incredible in the film. Especially having had two kids.
>>220342463*jews
>>220344538I was there when she first blew up. The internet was new and her less than 1 minute long video that took half an hour to download was one of the first "viral" sexy videos available. That's how she was discovered by the rest of the world.
>>220342424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb1j-GB0wRs
>>220342424they are mandated to watch Eva green naked every night before bed on the telly
>>220346958Especially the children
>>220346958>>220347108Did someone say Eva Green time?
>>220342524Still love this chick from the Pyramid 3 movie.
>>220342424sex
one of the comfiest programs ever made
I'd watch it for her interviews if they ever come on.
>>220344033MON DIEU
>>220344356best police procedural show of all time
>>220342424
>>220342424>be French>have no idea what French television is likestill says something about it dunnit
>>220342424Everyone's thoughts on the Three Musketeer movies? The French ones I mean.
>>220344356>Baron Rouge>Bureau des Legendes>Lastmanonly shows that come to mind despite spending my childhood watching French TV, there are nostalgia triggering shows like Louis la Brocante or some game shows but they're not something recommend-worthy.
>>220348950First one was good, second one I didn't enjoy. The sets and costumes are super kino though and I like the actors but the plot wasn't adapted in an interesting manner. I can't remember anything from the books though, haven't read them since grade school.
>>220348950decent, whole Atos and Milady thing didn’t really need a sequel, with that cast they should’ve done Man in the Iron Mask
>I love France
>9-11.30 am : puffpiece and product ad talk shows>11.30-13.00 : gameshows>13.00-16.00 : either some comfy detective show re-runs(VF or original French), old movies or a documentary about some French region/town>16.00-19.30 : more game shows, reality shows (selling antiquities, renovating a house, best bakery in france etc)>19.30-21.00 : news and stuff (I'm usually eating or doing stuff so I miss this part)>21.00-23.00 : movies, documentary, talk show or sports>23.00 onwards : re-runs of movies and TV seriesI don't own a TV so this is an amalgam of childhood memories and the days I spend at my Dad's (in a wheelchair so other than going to the park or woodcarving this is his main activity).No ads past 8pm on public TV. French talk shows are horrible, 9 out of 10 I've watched over the years are rubbish but an incredible amount of people somehow like it, if I saw Hanouna drowning in a cum puddle I'd push his head down. Game shows are also boring but comfy, they take up a lot of timeslots because some people will never miss a show.
>>220342424Mandatory bush scene
>>220348673kek
>>220350281>>220350437Eva Green's character really stole the show as the tragic figure. I felt terrible for her. In reality she'd probably be cut to shreds in a saber duel, her main strength is sneaking up on people. I really hope her character doesn't die in any future installment. I'm not posting this btw just to spam Eva Green or turn this into an Eva Green thread. It's a legit criticism of the movie.
stupid sexy unfaithful French womeni pity and envy French men
>>220350865in the notorious survey that everyone cites to say frogs cheat, men cheated like 10 percent more than women iirc
>all maman, ici bebe>Hello Mom, baby here
>>220344356>I don't think I ever seen a legit great french show,The you haven't watched one of the greatest tv shows of all time, I'm not even French and this is in my top 5Not one of you losers ever listen to me though
>>220342424https://famelack.com/tv/fr
>>220350882i don't pity them anymore. fucking cheating bastards
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>>220342555Every race has women that are "top tier" dumb incel, meaningless post
>>220351368blacks don't
Anyone ever seen this? How'd you like it?
>>220351057what a cutie
>>220344615I only know 3/6 people here, but they look kino.
>mwAAHhhhh the… French…. television… has always been celebrated for its excellence
French television sucks. Don't watch it. Trust me, there's nothing on there worth seeing.
>>220351368Post the Abo ones, I'll wait and I mean Abo, not half casts
>>220342424Non stop reels of blacks gang raping children. But according to the left that supports this, because it isn't Epstein it's not a crime but infact a good thing.
fuck french women
>>220352212I will, trust me
>>220352039You will never be white
>>220348950The tone is too somber and action focused for my taste, especially when their whole deal was to make a more accurate adaptation . I love the book because it is a delightful mix of so many different things: adventure, intrigue, romance, camaraderie, mystery, comedy, vengeance; it frustrates me that most adaptations only focus on one or two of those elements.
>>220342424you are what the french call, les incompetent
>>220352726rude bitch
>>220342791>>220342424i mean sure she showed her tits while young and we appreciate thatbut now that shes a milf and her funbags are yuge, we should get to see them one more time
>>220342424I hate the lighting on french talk shows
Seems a little overrated tbqph
>>220352764Hag maxxing fr fr
>>220344881kojima scanned all of her...
>>220342463fucking chud, black women are beautiful
>>220352764>heh, I found an unflattering haircut and makeup in a low quality screenshot, that'll show themI never understand these kinds of posts because the people you're talking to who have the girl as a waifu, have most likely seen hundreds if not thousands of images of her. What's one random "bad pic" supposed to do?
>>220342424still the prettiest actress even over lily collins in the past decade.
>>220342424It's like american television but with subtitles.
>>220342832>good morning I'm turbohomowew
>>220352828there's a guy who edited the pictures of snood where she already has acne and looks bad to have more acne and the guy who edited the pictures of soapy with her terrible teeth to make them look worse. unflattering pictures are just an autism stim for people here at this point.
>>220348950D'Artagnan was fucking excellent. Milady was a letdown and seems like they had no idea what the fuck they were doing. I saw both in Pathé for free at least which was nice.
>>220353647She's one of the very few who rocks short hair so well
>>220354380I actually wanted his character to get with Milady, but the twist really crushed me. pic related: mfw I can't get Eva's character as my woman.
>>220352715nothing will ever beat the Sutherland/Charlie Sheen version of the Musketeers. But yeah, I do this like this French version. I'm kind of an American Plebeian, so I never read the book. But the recent movies with Milady was pretty heart hitting. Especially with Milady's story and how you want to trust her but you know she would kill you without a second thought.
>>220343091No, british television is for you.
>>220351138Why are there so many african channels?
>>220342424Perverted
>>220342832>Islamnot even once.
>>220348093this and C Dans l'Air are the only thing watchable
>>220351138Currently watching 20 minutes tv on this.
>>220342424It's absolute shit. Ironically, the best stuff was the low-brow entertainment, like La rose des sables (a couple is sent on a treasure hunt on an helicopter) or interville (teams represent two towns and compete in physical challenges).Anything attempting to be intellectual turns out retarded, because the participants are peak midwits.
>>220342463French intellectuals have been fucking north african boys for centuries
>>220343080She has been nude in every movie she ever did.
theres a reason roman polanski went to france after he got in trouble
>>220355865Yes. The reason was he's a French citizen.
>>220355876explains a lot doesnt it
It's Fragile
>>220355882Does it?
>>220354618The Richard Lester Films still reign supreme. Go watch them, and realize you made a false statement.
>>220355893Yeah but there was Bryan Adams song in the Charlie Sheen version. You're not wrong though. And I'm looking for an excuse to spam...you know who.
>>220354544qrd? why did she cry at the presser
Fuck Lea and Eva, they should stop constantly shoving their french tits on my face
>>220356035Agreed, they shove their French tits in my face instead.
>>220356035
>>220356109Yeah that's right bro, fuck with guy. Insulting our queens like that. Let's show em!
>>220342424it's israeli tv in a different langauge
>>220356035fuck their feet too
>>220356223which language?
>>220342463>950,000 ___s in france, more than the rest of Europe combinedsomehow I doubt it was ever a decision of the 'french'.
>>220351368seething roastiepost your tits
>>220351533think I've seen it, but not sure. some friends were telling me about it 15+ years ago,, was it a remake of a romanian film? it's vague now, just remember the feeling in their description.
>>220352787used to think you guys were exaggerating, but eventually saw some using "fr" at the end of every sentence.i think why I dislike it so much as it is highly nigrified, rather than being a natural slang.it's distasteful
>>220342424Cuttie, is she legal?
>>220355983she missed me as she hadn't seen me for a couple of hours.
>>220356273She belongs to me!
>>220356480she's only 40 you sick fuck
>>220356746I just threw up in my mouth. I can't even reply to that other poster directly because it would make me violently ill, but I had to tell someone as it's been eating away at me these last few seconds.forty is barely even out of her youth, she isn't even middle aged yet, let alone retired.it makes my skin crawl to know I have to share an Internet with some of these depraved freaks.
>>220356555>Eva Green>boxingRealistically, she couldn't win a fight against a stick insect.Of course I'd lose a fight on purpose. Especially if the winner could do whatever she wants to the loser. And Eva would have a nice, big strap-on.
>>220342424>french television be like...>it's art...
>>220355983They had to do unspeakable things for director Abdellatif Kechiche.
>>220356816I don't friend, I can see her kicking another girls ass. She mostly runs as her activity. But she's 5'7, kind of tall for a woman, equal to a man who is 6 feet that means good reach. She also fought off 300 pound asshat Harvey Weinstien. And I'm onboard for the strap-on idea. As long as it's Eva Green, it's not gay.
Lea > Eva
>>220356879If she would beat me in a fair fight and fuck me with a strap-on (and slap my ass, demanding me to moan like a girl), that's even better. Nothing brings out your masculinity like the feeling of Eva Green's tits on your back (and her dick in your ass).
>>220356882There's more to it than just simple looks anon. Eva has that quality, essence, intrigue. See men can also look past simple exterior looks too.
>>220356924I'd prefer to end up like Mike Pitt's character in Dreamers when Eva appears as the living Venus Di Milo and sits on his face. Hnnnnnngggg
>>220356954One doesn't exclude the other.
>>220356879>>220356924if she did happen to have a real dick and testicles, and turned out to be 6'5 and beat me in a fair fight, and then Had Sex with me, it still wouldn't be gay because I'd thought she was a girl.
>>220357013Now you're stretching it anon. Eva Green will always be one of the most feminine women you will see. Even when she's trying to play this androgynous military commando.
>>220357052shed stretch me a bit, if you know what I mean.if she remained in proportion and was a seven foot tall futa, would you?would you even have any choice in the matter?
>>220356848oui oui, tres bien
>>220357094A queen like Eva should be appreciated, not torn down in your twisted zoomer fantasy of troons and gay sex. All this coming from the guy who made an hour long cum tribute compilation of her 10 years ago on the now defunct xhamster.
>>220357052>Eva Green will always be one of the most feminine women you will see.Exactly. That's why Eva having a big, juicy cock and big, heavy balls doesn't change anything.
>>220357237
>>220342463She's alsatian, alemanic as fuck
>>220357252Just imagine her making this face while she fucks your ass...
>>220355893>Richard Lester Films so fucking kino, they really don't make 'em like they used to
>>220357641If it's Eva, I wouldn't mind. And Lea can take me from the front, shoving her hard cock in my mouth, as they both kiss and play with each other's tits above me.
>>220355983The director exploited them.
>>220357252this jewess bitch is so ugly, I never got the appeal
Eva Green is so beautiful and talented. She has an aura of a golden age movie star, not to mention she seems like a sophisticated person in real life.
>>220351968*sexcellence
>>220357127dangerously based and saved anon
