She should have been Helen.
Every puppy can be potty trained
She had a really good face. Still would
shes post wall now
>>22034894510-15 years ago, sure
>>220348997Women could be disciplined with light spankings for centuries, it was an easily fixable issue.
>>220349024Helen is supposed to Amber's age in the Odyssey, it's well after the events of the Iliad
This is a /teamamber/ thread btw, Deppfaggots OUT
no, she should have been my gf and pooed in my bed
What Helen looks like doesn't actually matter. The Argives going to Troy is really about control of trade and access to the Black Sea through the Dardanelles strait.It makes logical sense, imagine going to war against someone that controls a strait without building a coalition first; Helen is just a pretext that could be sworn on. Otherwise going to war would be utterly insane as even someone in 1200 BC would have known.
>>220348945>Johnny Depp ruined his life for this
>>220348945Zendaya mogs her
>>220349208The zoombie mutt brain is incomprehensible to sentient humansDid you get your 12 hours of Kick streams in for the day Braden?
>>220349269imagine falling for obvious bait
>>220349292>Haha I was only pretending to be retarded!!Epic prank bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>220349024smoking is a huge turnoff, get out of my fucking face
>>220349367Pozzed brainwashed retard, smoking is good for youAs long as it's pure tobaccoLet me guess, you believe the reddit scientists when they tell you red meat is bad for you too? Get a grip faggot
>>220348945the face that launched a thousand shits
>>220348945Shittin of Troy.
>>220349176
>>220349367>smoking is a huge turnoff, get out of my fucking faceget outta here faggot, you'd smoke a pole at a chance to sniff her ass
Yeah, they really shat the bed on that one.
>>220349367she may be smoking a fag, but you are a fag
She would have been best Helen, and you are racist if you say otherwise.
lmao bottomtext
Daddario would be better
Helen isn't even in the Odyssey
>>220354069Yes she is? Telemachus goes to Sparta and she is there with Menelaus
>>220353811Good Christ!
>>220353157Claiming 2-1.
>>220349024That film was incredibly bad.
>>220349149>>220350501>>220350610>>220353128Kyselves Deppganda shills. Nobody actually believes that happened.
>>220348945You might be right. She’s vain enough. Self destructive enough. A big enough whore. And of course stupid enough. It’s like she was born for the role.. except she’s old now and Helen was just a teenage image of physical perfection
>>220348945Shitting in the bed ruined her career, but yeah she was a babe
>>220349146Depp won and Amber is an insane used up roastie
>>220354927An hero
>>220355003>Depp wonYeah so did OJ>and Amber is an insane used up roastieDeppganda, kys
>>220354927
>>220355041> Yeah so did OJYou’re a tranny, right?
>>220355061>Loses argument>Uh well... t-tranny!Like clockwork. You're not even sentient, just running through your dialogue wheel
>>220355071> Loses argumentThat was my first post ITT. You’re just “trans”parently gay and retarded You answered my question. Thanks
>>220348945They could've rewrote the story. She leaves a giant pile of poo on the bed and King Menelaus (played by Johnny Depp) tries to get her back to clean it up.
She would have been perfect but she had a scheduling conflict with rum diaries
>>220349025yep
>>220349385>giving yourself lung cancer to own the libsyou retards can't die fast enough
>>220353811How could she be Helen when she's already playing Scylla?
>>220349024Movie?
Did Heard ever have a good body or was she a fridge like Robbie? I don't think we ever found out, she's always covered up isn't she
>>220348945She doesn't look like that anymore.
>>220357720I think you already know about her many nudes and want someone to post them. Personally, I wouldn't call her a fridge.
>>220348983Hot
ambo a cute
Kathryn Newton is her house-trained, pleasant replacement
>>220348945No one wants to see people like this in the big screen anymore
>>220353157reminds me of this
>>220358379She looks like a psycho bitch - the opposite of cute.I like women that are nice.
>>220353811>and you are racistGood Lord! Who are you, and how do you know so much about me?
I used to have an Amber Heard folder back in the day.Then she made up fake domestic abuse, shat the bed and ruined Aquaman 2.She absolutely nuked her own career, she earned her blacklist.
>>220359866If anything, her shitting the bed raised her hotness by a .5 at least so she’s sitting around 9.5/10
>>220357361i have smoked cigarettes every single day for 20 years and i will literally never ever get sick from. in fact i will live longer than you.
>>220360364>so she's shitting around 9.5/10 of the time
>>220360458Kek still would, men don’t get the ick
>>220357775Amber definitely has a better body than Robbie, not that that is a high bar to clear. Dakota Johnson mogs Robbie too and she's almost a fridge.>>220358407Agreed. Newton's body has improved so much the last few years now that she's filled out and lifts weights. A shame that she gets paired interracially so much in her projects, but that's Hwood.
I've got a few ambers
>>220349025Honestly I think the hysteria over corporal punishment is ridiculous. Some people just need a physical reminder not to do stupid shit. A public caning for shoplifting or minor offenses would be such a great solution. Better than jailing them or just doing nothing.You throw someone in jail for 3 weeks and their whole life gets blown up if they have any semblance of having their shit somewhat together.
>>220360828hitting somebody on their butt is sexual assault
>>220348945She’s basically the stepmom that I grew up with through my childhood/teens. A perfect face and body, and was fully aware of the power she had to manipulate men, and was a BPD psycho cunt who made the lives of my sister and I hell. My dad was clearly having fun though, so he pretended not to notice. There’s a reason why I sent him to his grave without speaking to him or allowing him reconciliation. It’s the least that I could do.
>>220357720There’s that movie where she’s on top of a guy fully nude, and she takes a hit from a bong, and her body is incredible in that. Might just be the angle and lighting, but I saw no flaws. She was probably also like 19 at the time.
>>220359866She should be doing cat litter commercials with Katherine Heigl and Rachel Ziegler.
>>220348945who is helen? the black one isnt listed in any cast list and there is not a single confirmed statement that she is playing helen in the movie. only the outrage grifters push that shes helen and some random blogs or et or some shit saying she would be a great helen for clicks. nolan has not confirmed it. imdb, etc do not have her listed as any role - just in the movie.
>>220348945But she's not black.
>>220348945Crazy but beautiful
>>220361368Would let her ruin me life
>>220360592Indeed about Newton. She running around showing her toned, sweat arms in Ready or Not 2 was the best part of that movie.
>>220348945she is 40 bro, a young version of her would work but not like this. Idk why Hollywood cant find young bombshells, there should be more than enough around that want free money
>>220361527Have you seen zoomer actresses?
>>220348945>oh, n-
>>220348945yuck
>>220361546that's my point, somehow there isn't a single normal looking hot 10/10 bombshell getting a job as an actress. These producers are all gay
>>220361598blocks you're path
>>220362015Is that sophie thatcher? She’s got but looks busted half the time so bad example.
>>220362473she looks fine chud
>>220362015>>220362473If you think she's anywhere near close Amber at her prime you are either a faggot or retarded.
