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>>220349267Hello, wagie bros. That pissman was mocking me for making $100k, which desu isn’t even middle class in major cities. What should I put on tonight? Preferably a good horror from the 1970’s?
Hokum bros?
>Hi /hor/, hope you liked Ready or Not 2!
>>220349312Stop talking about yourself for once, brown freak.
>>220349329I will watch this when it hits streaming but I am not exactly looking forward to it.
>>220349312>he's given up even trying to bait
>>220349342milk truk just arrive
>>220349267I just finished watching Carrion Death.Someone post some screenshots or videos from the Shudder episodes; I wanna see what the quality is like.
>>220349329>The climax of the movie was the murderer getting pulled in and killed by hokums final smash What a letdown
>>220349342See I'm not gay, but those boobs are too fat
>>220349419Meds. Discuss horror and stop causing arguments. He was asking for a movie recommendation.
>>220349342Should I even bother with this?I turned off the first one in 15 minutes.
>>220349459Watched the first three episodes last night and I'll watch some more tonight. I dislike AI upscaling but it wasn't noticable and thought the quality was decent. I'll post some comparison screenshots later
>>220349488film yourself jumping off a bridge and then watch that
Backrooms coming end of May. Take a guess now - big success or bomb?
>>220349590I think it will make its money back, but not a penny more
>>220349598woah...
>>220349342Damn, Samara should be kept permanently pregnant (by me)>>220349598Unironically a lot more fun than Ready or Not 2 and I do love SamarahAt least it constantly delivers kills and funReady 2 suffers from the same fate of the first, only the conclusion is really fun, at least they kill more than just the help now.But still, it felt too... mid, unlike They Vill Kill You, although the ending is a lot better in Ready 2.The fact it takes Samarah almost 1h in to even fucking use a gun and truly start defending herself (despite already experience that shit before in her wedding) is boring, and the sister bonding moments are fucking nonsense in a "you're being hunted by literal psycho devil worshippers" scenario
>>220349480>I'm not gay, >but those boobs are too fat
>>220349590Probably big success by virtue of internet popularity alone like Five Nights at Krueger's
>>220349590Casting a negro is box office strike one, if if it gets bad reviews it'll struggle
>>220349775This. I was actually interested in the movie until I saw the negro in the poster.
>>220349551I’d rather watch Your Cuck Tapes.
It unironically feels like nuHorror, especially low budget Horror has decayed so much that the fucking men are looking more attractive than the women
>>220349695so they will kill you was alright?
Howzat?!
>>220350323It's really well directed. Some of it reminded me of 90's Peter Jackson
>>220350323>>220350415Yes, if you like Tarantino horror complete with a scene of the main character having her feet lickedwith a splash of 90's Peter Jackson that doesn't take itself seriouslyVery fast paced too which is niceMy main issue with Ready or Not 2 is how bland it felt mostly.They Will Kill You at least feels like they tried and some of the scenes are great and stand out amidst current horror, pity it flopped.Hopefully it takes off on streaming
>>220350342Adeline was gorgeous in Do Not Enter so I imagine she's good as Kitana.Also Dredd 2 when
>>220350449>My main issue with Ready or Not 2 is how bland it felt mostly.They should have taken a more wild swing with this. It's quite literally the same movie as part 1. The ending is fucking hilarious tho
>>220350483Yeah, the ending is the best part like the first movie and it surpasses the first when it comes to that.But like you said I don't see why they didn't go crazy with this one when it was a sequelOnly the laundry machine death felt fun
>>220350242Females never naturally looked attractive.
>>220350555That could be a good ice breaker line when you tell your parents you're gay.
>>220350415>>220350449never would have checked it out otherwise but I'll give it a shot. thanks.
>>220349342
>>220349342I never saw the first one and wasn't planning on watching the sequel, but holy milk. Shame about the lip filler though>>220350449>a splash of 90's Peter JacksonI guess I will have to give this movie a chance then
>>220349480>>220350242>>220350555>not gay, bro
>>220349267You now remember Tales From The Crypt: Ritual aka the forgotten TFTC movie.
>>220350483A movie with a 30 year old female as the main character is never a good sign.
>>220350739I don't but that webm is convincing
>>220349329Just saw it tonight. Pretty fun. Leaned in on the King gimmicks just a bit too hard, ending felt unsatisfying, but was generally solid and fun. Couple memorable shots that I really liked and all the characters were fantastic. Not that scary. I enjoyed it.
I watched Caveat tonight and I liked it
Ok, I am officially retarded, I tried to watch Succubus 2024 but ended up watching a different Succubus 2024 instead. This one was made by a Russian director with a Russian cast, but everything is English language. The dialogue is awkward, the line delivery is awkward, the film itself was just ok but had its moments. Honestly for the first hour or so this was unintentionally hilarious due to the script and performances. Then it starts to drag a bit but the ending is pretty good.
>>220332755nta but I had nightmares of the Zuni doll from trilogy of terror 2 for literal years as a kid. looking it up it's funny that show was aired on USA network. the nightmares finally stopped when I killed it in a dream which I think is kind of neat.
>>220350739I remember the naked women, yes
>>220351342Which one was this? Part : Jason Rocks? I watched all those movies in rapid succession at one point so they all sort of blur together in my mind.
>>220349342Holy mother of titties
So what's so good about this Obssession?
>>220350739I 'member
>>220351590So old
>>220351094Kek, another victim of this marketing tactic.
>>220351680How prevalent is this tactic? I know Italian filmmakers used to produce cheaper versions of popular American films etc. but beyond that I don't know.
>>220351700There's two Dashcams (2021) and I remember they were moaning about it being a ploy
>>220351342I remember that the first girl to be killed in that movie (AKA the one who got naked) showed up in the DVD extras and had a mini interview, no idea if she was the only actress they could get for that, but she seemed really happy about it
She doesn’t want to marry a betamale
>>220349342I did enjoy it, but the actual horror aspect is pretty slim compared to the first one. 2 is just pure action
Just finished. Stumbled across this, from 1912 it's apparently the oldest movie labeled horror they have on Tubi. Only twelve minutes long. It's cute and dorky, and Hyde's two big crimes appear to be tripping a little girl and slapping around a minister, kek
>>220353025>tripping a little girl and slapping around a ministertruly vile
>>220353025>tripping a little girlTruly a monster
>>220353025For a second, I thought that was my guy Harry Carey
>>220350739How have I never seen this. I fucking loved this show as a kid.
>>220353591kek comedy gold
This is gonna be nuts. Rhea Ripley will be in Terrifer 4
>>220353591I like his style, lolAlso big tree holes are an underutilized source of comedy
>>220353720Not surprising, he already had Fozzy Man, must be a wrestling fan
>>220353720I wish she'd punch my balls
>>220353720damn, girl's got shoulders
>>220351086On my end, I watched Oddity. Although I liked it, I felt like the story was the kind of thing I normally associate with anthology horror shorts, so it felt like it shouldn't have been a full length movie.I'll watch Caveat soon, and Hokum possibly tomorrow
>>220353932Hokum is an improvement on the formula of Oddity, but his approach comes from all the horror shorts he became known for originally on youtube.Caveat I think is his most filmy film.
Ok time for the rest of season 1 of Tales
>>220349459>mfw I learn about Firefox DRM for the first timeCan't even take a damn screenshot anon.
>>220353987You mean SCREAMson wuhAHHHHHHHHHHHHnBOO!
>>220349459I take it back, FF has a built in screenshot tool that bypasses it.
God help me
>>220351361Jason takes Manhattan or more actually Jason take a schooner then wanders around New York for 10-15 minutes
>>220353720>Terrifier is a horror franchise for no-taste retards>wrestling is a "sport" for no-taste retardsIt's like poetry.
Just finished. I liked this a lot! A real hidden gem from 1929 that feels like a silent version of Nothing But Trouble (but much less disturbing, of course.) A bored millionaire plans to travel to Africa for adventure but gets delayed when he's kidnapped over a grapefruit sized emerald he's inherited. The movie is all set in a labyrinthine mansion filled with cultists and weirdos presided over by a Fu Manchu type simply named Satan. It seems to be a comedy but there really aren't jokes outside of the main character looking baffled whenever some new weird shit happens. It's got dragon ladies, really hairy dudes, gorillas, midgets, you name it. I couldn't believe I guessed the ending really early, it's the same as The Game's. It's only an hour long and by the same director as Haxan.
>>220355124I saw a movie about the female star of this starring Loni Anderson once.
>>220355124And oh yeah, Angelo Rossito is in this, he's was Master Blaster in Thunderdome 50 years later!
>>220350415>>220350449My brother told me this was good, but I don't usually trust his judgement. He's the type that only watches horror around Halloween time, plus he's a full-on libtard, like someone who laughs at Charlie Kirk getting shot jokes.
>>220355124Sounds kino. But mainly has reminded me to download Haxan right now.
can you feel it /hor/, the power of halloween is rising
Just wanna say RIP to the GOAT horror movie podcast, Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow. It's not ending but because of the recent shit with YouTube, it's making it hard for them to upload the movies without a bunch of BS so now they're exclusively only uploading the new episodes to GaS Digital. I know you're all as disappointed as me but we'll survive.
>>220356170I'm all for anything that makes Zac Amico's life worse, fat ugly little zit dicked faggot
>>220349342>modern slop>>220349459>modern slop>>220349590>modern meme slop>>220349598>modern slop>>220351094>modern slop>>220351342>the worst oneWhat the fuck happened to these threads? Like seriously, what the fuck happened? Is this the result of NOT making these exclusive seasonal threads?
Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch, no one cares what you think.
>>220356221newfag
Harpertard's here being a schizo again
>>220356210Yeah there's not a single interesting thing being discussed in this entire thread. Not a single movie I'm interested in or even anything that puts me in the horror spirit. It's just a shit thread
>>220356347I really didn't think it was him being like that for the longest time, but he dropped a 'gremjeet' in some post unironically and I realized yeah, he's the one ruining most of the threads.
>>220356221you can really sense their suffering as they try and inflict it on others. mmm, salty tears.
>>220356170I thought for sure this was announcing he had died
>>220356437Zac is the type of guy I imagine dying the same way David Carradine did.
>>220356459>there was no suicide note and he was found with a rope tied to both his neck and his genitalsDamn, he hung himself and his balls. A double suicide.
>>220351311I wonder if kids are more scared of entities that are little things. I know that I was scared of critters.
For anyone thinking of watching Fierce Killer Marsupial, don't. Or do. It's your internet dime.Comes off like a sequel to Our Trip To Berribrook (which it isn't but sure seems like it) but blows it's load with the reveal early and then kind of meanders around like they didn't know what to do afterwards. There's a twist but it's not justified by the rest of the movie. Not funny enough for a comedy and not spooky enough for a horror.
>>220356572You can't just make up fake movie names like that, anon, at least put a little effort into making them make sens-ACK!!
>>220349267I guess I’ll be waiting for the high quality series torrent then. I’ve been done with Shudder ever since they sent me that email in 2020 holding the hat out for BLM donations as cities burned. Same with HBO Max.
>>220356210I have seen every horror movie ever made so of course I must resort to modern sloppa.
>>220356598kek did not know that. I think a lot of orgs are just embarrassed about that stuff now
>>220356631nta but I know this to be untrue because there's a movie I've checked on letterboxd that only I and the director have, and that ain't you monkey boi
>>220356631>tfw you will never marathon horrors with your fat monkey buddywhy even eat bananas
>>220356671>implying a based monkey would use envelopeboxd
Vampirella is one of my favourite so bad it's good movies. Mostly because it's hilarious to watch Roger Daltrey running around making a complete ass of himself while thinking he's cool as fuck.
>>220357045I assume you like Tommy then
>>220353657Because some releases removed the Cryptkeeper bookends.
Quick rundown of what I watched just now:>Re/memberHalf supernatural horror movie, half high school shit. Is it good? It's somewhere in that 4.5-5.5 territory. I'd give a 5.5/10, so I did like it just enough. This is mainly because I liked the lore, the Red Person was good enough, and Emily at the end was awesome.>Re/member: The Last Night3 years after the first, another Body Search game takes place. It's more of the same as the first, but the game takes a back seat to filling out the history of it. If you like the first, you'll probably like this one.>Betty's RevengeActing? Bad. Dialog? Shit. Pacing? Shit. Effects? Bad. It's still better than most of the PD horror that has come out of the UK, which honestly says a lot & and is very sad.
>>220356347>>220356386Even when I'm dead asleep, you still won't shut up about me kek>he dropped a 'gremjeet' in some post unironically and I realized yeah, he's the one ruining most of the threads.What's wrong with using that word? Multiple posters do. How new are you to be this shocked that I of all people wish that looney toon was permabanned; it's well-documented at this point.
>>220357803they are trying to bait you, ignore them
>>220358087True, some people are just bitchin' machines I guess.Anyways I'm finally watching Frankenhooker later which should be fun after seeing it posted here for ages. I've never really gotten into Henenlotter, unfortunately.
>>220358231Well it's pure kino so have fun. After that I would watch Brain Damage if I were (you).
https://youtu.be/QxRnnMe3HmA
>>220356210>Carrion Death>an episode of Tales from the Crypt from 30 years ago>modern slopPlease fuck off, poseur.
>>220354662Looks bad.
a couple days ago I asked which Miike's flick I should watch after Ichi, Gozu, Imprint & Audition. I can't recall what anon replied, but I'll write it down this time
>>220358702I wasn't that anon but after those the logical choice would be Visitor Q.
>>220355912what horror for the kino decay & entropy of November
>>220358721Ah shit I knew there was one that I forgot to mention
>>220358728I've barely seen any Lucio Fulci, only The Beyond and one other movie, but I instantly recognised that as a Lucio Fulci style zombie, I wonder how.
>>220349267I love Demi Moore
>>220358595>After that I would watch Brain Damage if I were (you).My local Alamo screened Brain Damage once a couple years back but I saw something else instead… for shame. Appreciate the rec anon, I'll make sure to check it out soon after.
>216 minutes long>"reduced cut"lol what the hell
>>220359218The movie is boring, so the documentary is going to suck too.
>>220359239>The movie is boringBeyong that, and I love ffs
>>220359189>but I saw something else insteadThe grim face of death staring back at you from your monitor screen, schizo?
>>220357803You know that when you make a spectacle of yourself people notice right? To me you're basically the same as the Baskin Roberts faggot. If you were a namefag I would've filtered you a long time ago. I would think somebody would've gotten you banned for avatarfagging by this point but who knows how that works. In any case, when somebody's thinking about you because of how much they wish you would go away, that's not a good thing.
>>220359740>To me you're basically the same as the Baskin Roberts faggot.I've never liked that guy and had plenty of run-ins with him but please, keep kvetching over nothing.
>>220359218>ff
>>220360206I am 100% sure there's no way to help you if you look at that image and think that it makes you look anything besides pathetic. Anyone else would've been embarrassed to have others see that, but you saved it and posted it yourself.You're WAY more similar to that guy than you think you are.
>>220354183i believe you can bypass it by fiddling with the hardware acceleration for the browser
>>220360427>I am 100% sure there's no way to help youYou made whining like a bitch your entire personality so frankly, there's no helping you either. Ignore my posts if they upset you so much, I'm not going anywhere and neither is anyone else.
>>220360603>>220360603IF YOU'D NAMEFAG THEN I COULD FILTER YOU AND ACTUALLY DO THAT, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT, YOU FUCKING WHORE HYPOCRITE
STOP COMPLAINING
>>220360631>>220360603It feels like this is a schizo act you're putting on, but it's hard to believe anyone would be that fucking sad.
>>220360681It's not an act. Apparently some anons get particularly bitchy for a few days, then it passes like a period. They manage to whine more than women lmao
I had a bad dream
>>220361928What was it? I don't even remember dreams anymore of any kind.
>>220361928watch Bad Dreams (1988), good NOES ripoff.
>>220361997Does Jennifer Rubin get naked?
>>220361981It started with me vacationing in this huge house with a bunch of college-aged people. I was in the living room watching a dream-conjured horror movie, and then partway through it a bunch of the other people came and took over the couch and rewinded the movie to the beginning, so I got mad and went to my room to watch something there on my own. Something something, there's an elderly woman and I start helping her with stuff, but then she tries to make things sexual and I refuse the advance, and she starts freaking out and mumbling. I leave, and soon after, I'm being hunted by a witch. I hide while trying to make my way towards the car keys and the front door of the house, and meanwhile the other people in the house are getting slaughtered as they get in the way of the witch searching for me. There's also a black cat hanging out with me and purring when the witch is near.The witch finally found me so I run. She snaps her fingers and I'm suddenly back where I started. I keep running and getting snapped back closer to her but her power seems to get weaker and weaker with each snap, and I'm starting to get close to the door a little at a time. Just before I made it outside, I woke up>>220361997I like that one
>>220362261Similar to women taking one for the team with incels, you just need to take one for the team and nut in that elderly woman. Would have saved you and everyone else. Stop being so selfish and give her the fucking of her old life.
>>220362336It's a dog eat dog world. I made it out alive and unfucked and that's what counts
>>220361928I haven't had a dream in over a decade...or maybe I did, but I can't remember anything after waking up
>>220362446This time, but next time you have that dream she might kill you. Hopefully now that's in your head, you'll just fuck the old woman and end up with a wet dream instead.
>>220361997
WHERE IS EVERYBODY
Fairuza Balk
>>220363875I'm right here. Where are you?
I have 100% seen this movie before. 100%, same movie.It was just an American movie and not an edgy French black and white movie>>220363876Watching 13 Tzameti.
>>220349267They tried shilling the "Black Phone" guy in Fortnite and those Halloween Fanta cans last year, but he never caught on, were his movies THAT bad?
>>220363923Ethan Page is weird little guy and those movies were alright. I remember liking both
Update my list of worst with a new one. Here's the 9 worst horror movies released in 2026 that I've seen. Ranked from worst to least worst.>Popeye’s Return>Balik Eskwela>Wizard Of Death: Tinman’s Rise>Betty's Revenge>The Incel Celebrity Kidnap Plot>The House On Haunted Grounds>Insidious Tales>Thrash>The Fairfield County FourBetty's Revenge & Tinman's Rise are pretty interchangeable. There's a pretty big gap between Thrash and Insidious Tales. I'd only recommend checking out Thrash & Fairfield County Four as some will definitely like them. The other 7 should be skipped.
>>220363917same director
>>220363923wasn't terrible had some visually creative stuff in ityou just kept thinking about noes throughout the whole film, which is probably the worst thing a film could do, remind you of much better movies
>>220363923I liked both of them. 1st one does have a pretty big plothole IMO. The 2nd one is obviously inspired by ANOES.
DEADITE NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S TOO EVIL
>>220364015What was the plothole?
>>220364108The van is basically out in the open the entire time it's parked at the house. It's not in a garage or anything, just under covering. Any cop or person in general could have easily driven down the street, seen the van matching the description, and brought him in for questioning.
>>220358728Burial Ground
>>220358728Just now noticing she looks a little like a female Tom Berenger
didn't expect animatronic babies to creep me out but here we are
>>220363979> I'd only recommend checking out Thrash & Fairfield County Four as some will definitely like them. At least you added this at the end. Thrash was pretty garbage to me but County Four, FF fans will definitely like. I knew Thrash was garbage the moment the main white character was presented as pregnant and the black character was also introduced.
Hello working class. How was everyone’s day? Kinos for the night?Thinking of watching the Ready or Not movies but not sure.
>>220364053>THE TREE MANSPLAINED TO ME!
>>220364272After what the anons said last time I posted it, I revaluated a little. While I don't like the movies, I do understand why people might like them. The rest of them though, you'd have to be trolling/rage baiting.
>>220363987That's crazy. Because this doesn't feel like a movie that should be Hollywood remake with Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke and 50 CentIt more feels like some french man read Sartre and Camus books and started jerking off to their style of negativity. It was cool though. But very negative. I don't remember the Jason Statham and 50 Cent movie being this bleak
>>220364352Nah your gut instinct was right, it sucked ass. Found Footage has taken a nosedive in recent years.
>>220364620Shut up.
>>220364651>
>>220364620Rude anon wasn't me. I love FF and think it's been doing fine. It's always a genre where you have to dig to find those gems. Frogman Returns is out this year after it does the festival circuit.
>>220364620You probably haven’t even seen a lot of FF. Fairfield Country Four was not bad.
>>220364811Crossing my fingers that frogman still fucks. It seems like it's been well recieved.
>>220364937Have you seen:>Content (2025)>The Stickman's Hollow (2025)>In Our Blood (2024)>Evidence Of The Boogeyman (2025)
>>220349342She accepted another man's seed, she's dead to me.
I liked Strange Harvest and HellHouse Origins alrightFrogmane was cool too. I feel like FF movies, at least the mainstream ones I bother watching are usually fine these days
>>220349590I expect billions of zoomers around the planet to piss and shit themselves in unison as the dollar store Siren Head chases le black man around le backrooms.
>>220365008>Evidence Of The Boogeyman (2025)I saw this. Good.
>>220365130Strange Harvest was so good.
>>220358231Which is funny, because of the Henenlotter trilogy (Basket Case, Brain Damage, Frankenhooker), Frankenhooker is the one that I've had the most difficulty getting into. I don't think that I've ever actually finished it.
>>220365157Imagine wanting to see that greasy character on a giant screen with a bunch of low income people in a movie theatre.
>>220365157I still don't get it. I've been watching horror movies and playing horror games for 30 years and I still don't get it.Creepypastas, SCP, Five Nights mascot horror, SomethingAwful faggotry, Backrooms, le liminal spaces, "creepy" videogame hacks of NES Godzilla and Sonic the Hedgehog. I never got it.
>>220366000Have you played Manhunt series?Zoomers are weak.
>>220366070Yeah, bought it when it came out. I still have the PC box release somewhere that was shaped like stylish VHS box with ads and a manual written like a snuff movie catalogue.2 I only played on Wii when the uncensored version leaked (?). Also a really fun game.
>>220366000Creepypastas and SCPs are basically just amateur short stories, and some are decent. I never got huge into SCP, but I like some of the earlier ones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWbcAPMpZchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjjoeBUkuYYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIVLwZJs52w
>>220366392Damn.
>>220366392>The Clockwork Orange of video games
>>220366482>From the creators of Grand Theft Auto 3, Vice City and San AndreasNoRetarded quote from The Chicago Tribune. Yes. I respect the decision
You know things are getting grim when you look to misspelled youtube videos for recommendations. Not a bad list though from whats 99% going to be AIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbT8GUEKqmY
What? Why?I love Lake Mungo, it's one of the best and most fun found footage movies. But I don't really need a 4 hour long documentary about it. Someone go watch it and tell how it is.
>>220358728That chick always tripped me out because she basically looks like a younger version of my grandma.
>>220367416zoomers love bloated yt documentaries about creepypasta stuff. it's elevated slowbvrn brainrot.
>>220367467My grandma had that hairstyle so I know what you mean
>>220367416Might put on Lake Mungo tonight
I still can't tell if Lake Mungo is just a long running /hor/ meme or a legitimate recommendation, but I'll never watch it, just like Kolobos
>>220369162Then you don’t get to post here.
>>220369263Cringe manchild movie.
>>220369346faggot
>>220363876
>>220366434scp shit is boring autistic list making
>>220366070Zoomers think minecraft is a horror game, brother.
>monsters are hostile to man but amicable towards animals
>>220369419They're just introducing a lil chaos
Reminder The Terror S03 is out today with Dan Stevens, yes THAT Terror with Mr. Hickey etc. who somehow is still alive after years and the reviled S02
>>220369263Banned movie.
>>220369373Return to Oz is one of the only movies that I ever thought was actually scary and it's not even a horror movie
>>220369419Kids who enjoyed this as children grew up into the pathetic soi boy man-children we have today.
>>220369346Nothing wrong with a little whimsy
>>220369613why are they so perverted
>>220369634They are pests.
>>220351680It's not a marketing tactic it's just people mislabeling shit because the older succubus, of those two, is the russian one.
>>220369162Lake Dingo a shit
>>220369613Classic. Plus erotic legs.
>>220369419daw the racoon
>>220351094>I tried to watch Succubus 2024 but ended up watching Succubus 2024
>>220370433>GAINZ
>It's like Terrifier before Terrifier! Turbo-gore-violence! And Unearthed put it out!I finally got around to watching it. It's not very good.
Need Terrifier 4 rn
>>220370558Banned movie
Russia vs Norway. Now that the dust settled, who did it better?
>>220370433total shark victory
>>220370653Terrifier 4
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me>Midsommar>Army of Darkness>It Follows>Babadook>28 Years Later>Phenomena>Abigail>Longlegs>Longlegs 2>Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>>220371148Smile 1 and 2 are not banned.
>>220371148I am literally going to break into your house and rape you until you
>>220371212And?
>>220349329just got back from the theater. movie was enjoyable overall. too many jump scares, and maybe a disjointed at times, but i really enjoyed it. still think i enjoyed oddity more and caveat was scarier. hokum might have more rewatch value than caveat though. it wasn’t particularly scary though. i brought my scaredy cat gf and she even enjoyed it. so normie approved i guess.
>>220371398This is why we have a banned list
>>220371148
It is kino.
>>220371507> still think i enjoyed oddity more Banned movie.
>>220371770so fucking gay lefties are cooked
>>220371507I've grown to really hate jump scares. It doesn't count as scary if you're just startling me with a random loud noise. It's not even the thing on the screen doing the spooking, it's just the audio hurting my ears.
>>220370433Great White Sharks mog everyone but orcas
>>220370433I wish that was a mural somewhere but it looks like it's just a small painting. It deserves to be 12 feet tall near a beach boardwalk
>>220371770Reddit ahh movie
>>220351311kek I love this lil nigga his scream was too funny to make him truly scary imo but he was kinda scary desu classic episode... Fluffy from Creepshow actually scared me
>>220371804Based
Begun watching Bring Her Backbeginning was already very sad and the fact on of the main characters is a blind girl will make it worseIs it going to be depressioncore all the way?Is the ending at least good for the main characters?Asking because sad horror just depresses me desu
>>220372037It is woke
>>220372035I unironically believe the reason I still get nightmares about being attacked by gigantic orcas with gaping mouths came from this movie as a kidOrcas are downright evil, at least sharks are just dumb creatures moved by pure instinct
>>220351311>trilogy of terrorI love those movies.First one is great, but I think I prefer the second for milf Lysette Anthony.
>>220360631I'm with you. Harperfag is like a bad STD.
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>>220372349Go back
>>220371817>small paintingI think it's a poster. Some anon posted a bunch of them
Working my way through the english version Showa Gamera movies I haven't seen. Daiei's suits look like ass but damned if they don't go heavy on the miniatures, even using them for unnecessary car shots.Unexpected amount of vore. The stories though seem to be largely Gamera-deficient for long stretches, focusing on human efforts before he finally shows up to save the day in the end.One thing troubles me though. Gamera is supposed to be a "friend to all children" but is it...normal for a grown turtle to hang around with kids like that, especially one that grown? You don't suppose....?
>>220349267i didnt get it
>>220349342>you can see the baby kicking
>>220370541It needed a more dynamic performer like David Howard Thornton to play the evil clown
>>220372390Horror genre's woke
Alright, filtering the word "woke". Jesus you faggots are insufferable.
>>220372511>>220371817It's a bootleg movie poster from the African nation of Ghana
>>220372525I remember enjoying all of them, although they got more and more childish as the series goes on. I put the original on often to fall asleep to but I need to give the rest of those films a rewatchThe Heisei quadrilogy is also great and much more geared towards teenagers. Better suits and effects, too
Just finished Sister from Brian De Palma. Watching Ready or Not 1
>>220372792It's one idiot on here that watches too much MGTOW vids and needs to spam his shit here on /hor/ rather than /pol/ where it belongs.He constantly spams cuck, simp, too old, too fat constantly as well. Still don't know why he hasn't been perma banned.
>>22037288430+ year old westernized females are so unattractive
>>220372525>>220372879Super Monster is the best Gamera movie and there's no debate.
>>220372886Redditcuck can’t cope with the fact people call out woke slop.
you two should apologize to each other and become best friends that watch horror movies together.
>>220373468>you two should apologize to each other and become best friends that watch horror movies together.
>>220373057Woke can never be slop. Only lamestream shit can be slop.
>>220372603He won.
>>220373593Woke is mainstream.
>>220371794i’ve never liked them unless they’re well done, like the diner scene in mulholland drive. it’s a shame because the director is clearly capable of so much more with the atmosphere and sound design.
>>220371781why what? i haven’t posted in this thread in a few months bc i wasn’t watch horror flicks.
>>220359509There's a lot of unnecessary animosity in this thread.
>>220369162It's polarising but a good amount of people including myself like the movie.
>>220369495Wtf, I had no idea about this. Dan Stevens is kino in the movies I've seen him in. The Terror season 2 was more of a historical drama with supernatural elements as opposed to the first season but it was alright.
>>220372037It's sad but also a legitimate /hor/ror movie with some spoopy moments.
>>220374033Yeah, it's gotten pretty bad as of late. Too much pent-up vitriol because some anons despise their real life and feel compelled to take it out on strangers.
God, Christ, save me from this Hell.
>>220374033The power of halloween shields me. It's obvious who's actually here to talk kinos.
>>220371794Funny, I've grown to like them. I used to think they were cheap emotional gags but when they're done right, they're great.I think Tobe Hooper was a master of them, they get you but I never feel like it was a low blow.
>>220374169>The power of halloween shields meBut for how long?
Just finished. Silly Mexican Abbott & Costello style haunted house comedy written by, of all people, El Chavo del 8. Scooby-doo shit with some honestly great old-fashioned cornball dialogue.>want the same thing as last week?>no, I want a cup of coffee>but that's what you had last week>yeah, but I want a different cup of coffee>I could swear I've seen your face somewhere else before>can't be, it's always attached to his bodyBest gag in the movie: The dumb fat guy lights some candles using an already lit one, then puts the lit candle in his coat pocket. A full hour later into the movie a "ghost" is strangling him and he takes the still lit candle out of his pocket and burns the guy's hands with it, LOLwould be good background noise for a Halloween party.
>>220374429lol
>>220374445What a cutie.
>>220374429kek, that does sound like A&C dialog
>>220374429>>220374445>>220374457Nice, Anon. It's cool to stumble upon older, less recognized horror keenz
>>220373999Discussion of banned movies attracts anons we don’t want in here. >>220373162Why are you saving pics of gay people?
>>220372819I like when he uses the rocket revolver
>>220374574His trademark weapon
>>220374033Horror fans are unhinged
>>220374886Americans are suffering from high gas prices
>>220374886I never had a hinge to begin with
>>220374896That isn't horror you brown fuck
>>220374896the animosity towards you is entirely necessary so you stop shitting the place up with these pet topics
Was Fall good? I see they're making a sequel.
>>220359046Just booted up this episode
>>220355336>plus he's a full-on libtard, like someone who laughs at Charlie Kirk getting shot jokes.
>>220370664The Russian one is probably retarded propaganda.The Norskkk one is coming out in June on VOD, so guess I'll see then.
>>220370664the norwegians invented the kraken to begin with so my bets are on them
>>220374932Me?
>Director’s Cut of Ken Russell’s ‘The Devils’ Heads to Theaters Uncut and Restored This Octoberblessed news when you read this about a film you were planning to watch anyway
>>220374561it’s a movie by the director of hokum which just came out. should i not talk about that movie either? who’s making these retarded rules?why does every part of 4chan i want to participate in have to be complete shit? just filled to the brim with actual retards. don’t answer that question.
>>220374033It is /horror vs /hor/
>>220375117>who’s making these retarded rules?someone who can safely be ignored+filtered anon. Hokum was kino.
>>220375117Not that anon but you can discuss Hokum without mentioning O*dity
>>220375117There aren't any rules, anon, come on. Why are you even acknowledging these fucks, you think they can ban you something? Tell them to fuck themselves and then post whatever you want.
>>220372621New fetish
>>220375157K, I will do this then.
>>220375157ok sorry i didn’t get the ban list and i dont check this thread religiously. i already posted my thoughts on hokum itt. i was just speaking tongue in cheek. do you know what that means brown boy?
>>220375177I want to make this a hospital safe place and not like reddit. If it has been agreed the banned list is reddit, then I don’t want to discuss them.
>>220375177mccarthy is my top horror director in current year over eggers. i dig eggers but he’s really not even trying to make horror movies at this point. mccarthy is trying to give us creeps and spooks.
I wish I had a friend in real life to watch spooky movies with.>>220354183>can't take a screenshot in Firefox??? You mean any screenshot? Like Ctrl+C+PrntScrn? Or are you trying to screenshot it inside the built in website you are using? If the former, is that a recent firefox feature? I can take screenshots just fine.>>220349590It'll be a big success for sure.
>>220375198stfu dumb nigger and go back. you’re trying way too hard.
>>220375187more like horror. she has a pussyburster in her.
>>220375222????
>>220375248Old
I'll bake if no one else wants to
>>220375198you need an actual hospital safe space. like a padded room.
>>220375263I believe in you anon
>>220375218No it's hardware acceleration DRM shit, just gives you a black screen. Same thing in OBS. There's a little chain icon that tells you about it.However, if you go right click + Take Screenshot in FF, it works.
>>220375263Go ahead.
322 and no new thread? The fuck are you people doing?
>>220375364GIVE HIM TIME
>>220375364Better be a good'un
Took too long, Anon>>220375401>>220375401>>220375401>>220375401>>220375401
>>220375245i dont care about you’re gay ass reddit list. so you can stfu nigger. if english was your first language you’d understand my initial statement.
