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What would the zoomer version of this film be like?
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>>220351163
>hey you wanna see a gyatt?
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i dont know. maybe they stand in a circle and butt fuck each other
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>>220351163
Literally goon cave movie
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Good Boys
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‘Influencer Kri$$ Chamburz unalived’
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>>220351163
Four kids sitting in a room browsing instagram reels/tik toks for 2 hours
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Just them on their phones alone jerking it to sissy hypno like all faggot kids nowadays
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>>220351163
>hey you wanna see a dead body?
>ok, are we going to go on an adventure?
>no, check this out.
pulls up 4chan
>credits roll
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>>220351163
>If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Tide pods.
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>>220351163
They'd all be on their phones watching someone else look for the body.
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>>220351163
Ace Merrill would be cancelled at the end when they live stream it all
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>>220351163
Vern has autism and Teddy has adhd
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>>220351163
River Phoenix may be gone
but he will never be forgotten.
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>>220351163
Most of it would be set in the 90s given the flashback structure
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>>220351163
Vibe by Me, Deadass fr fr
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>>220351283
lol.

The only White kid would be gay, possibly trans. The quest would be to visit the George Floyd memorial.
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>>220351163
You want to go see an actual woman? No cap.
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>>220351163
>Friends join together to hit the yart in rhe Publix bathroom.
>Ride e-bikes at 50 mph down the sidewalk to the Publix bathroom.
>Hit the yart in the Publix bathroom.
>Get molested by Ace Merrill in the Publix bathroom.
>They try to tell their parents about it.
>Their parents think they're lying.
>Their parents get them all put on SSRIs and estrogen.
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it's called cuties
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>so deadass, deadass
>stand
>by me, frfr
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>>220351365
>hey you wanna see a dead body?
>ok, are we going to go on an adventure?
>no, check this out.
puts Faces of Death in the VCR
>credits roll
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>>220351163
it would have more in common with the original IT book, if you know what I'm talking about
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>>220351282
aren't zoomers old now?
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The bullies would be kick streamers who want to film the body for content
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>>220353404
Anon, we're ALL old now.
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SO SHAWTY, SHAWTY
DEADASS
BY ME
OOOOOOOHHHH

DEADASS BY ME
DEADASS BY ME
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It would be the same concept but they’d be going into the inner city from their sheltered suburbs.



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