What would the zoomer version of this film be like?
>>220351163>hey you wanna see a gyatt?
i dont know. maybe they stand in a circle and butt fuck each other
>>220351163Literally goon cave movie
Good Boys
‘Influencer Kri$$ Chamburz unalived’
>>220351163Four kids sitting in a room browsing instagram reels/tik toks for 2 hours
Just them on their phones alone jerking it to sissy hypno like all faggot kids nowadays
>>220351163>hey you wanna see a dead body?>ok, are we going to go on an adventure?>no, check this out.pulls up 4chan>credits roll
>>220351163>If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Tide pods.
>>220351163They'd all be on their phones watching someone else look for the body.
>>220351163Ace Merrill would be cancelled at the end when they live stream it all
>>220351163Vern has autism and Teddy has adhd
>>220351163River Phoenix may be gonebut he will never be forgotten.
>>220351163Most of it would be set in the 90s given the flashback structure
>>220351163Vibe by Me, Deadass fr fr
>>220351283lol.The only White kid would be gay, possibly trans. The quest would be to visit the George Floyd memorial.
>>220351163You want to go see an actual woman? No cap.
>>220351163>Friends join together to hit the yart in rhe Publix bathroom.>Ride e-bikes at 50 mph down the sidewalk to the Publix bathroom.>Hit the yart in the Publix bathroom.>Get molested by Ace Merrill in the Publix bathroom.>They try to tell their parents about it.>Their parents think they're lying.>Their parents get them all put on SSRIs and estrogen.
it's called cuties
>so deadass, deadass>stand>by me, frfr
>>220351365>hey you wanna see a dead body?>ok, are we going to go on an adventure?>no, check this out.puts Faces of Death in the VCR>credits roll
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>>220351163it would have more in common with the original IT book, if you know what I'm talking about
>>220351282aren't zoomers old now?
The bullies would be kick streamers who want to film the body for content
>>220353404Anon, we're ALL old now.
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It would be the same concept but they’d be going into the inner city from their sheltered suburbs.