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>>220352800
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raep
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>>220352800
its stupid trying to do something like that in the first place
they might have had a chance of a relationship but you cant go full on
>hey come on X days long vacation with me person that im mildly friendly with
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>>220352800
This happened to me
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>>220352876
It's 1.5hrs away, 2 tops.
But he broke the first two rules
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>>220352926
what rules?
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>>220353096
He talked about the fight club
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>>220353096
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
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>>220353320
gym membership and a hair transplant could have saved him.
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>>220352800
rape, always
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>>220352800
I wouldn't say a word. I'd listen to what she had to say, and that's what no one did.
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what you do is. you tell her to close her eyes and imagine the best feeling she ever had, make it vivid. vibrant! now ask to locate that feeling in her body. then you tell her to attribute a color to that feeling and imagine that color flowing from the pleasure point into her entire body. then you tell her to imagine a bucket full of that paint and your hand dipping into that bucket. that's when you grab her by the pussy and she lets you do it. orgasm on the spot
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>>220353597
How do you escape the police after doing this?
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>>220352800
I've done this.
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that was way too friendly on the waitress part. the bitch was playing him. anyways how did old Nicholas stoop as low as playing an incel
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>>220354975
some women are weirdly clueless about it without even being malicious. theyre just dumb.
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>>220354975
Looked like she was talking to a retarded child.
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>>220354975
By playing a part in one of the most intelligently written movies ever.
Kaufman is a fucking genius.
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You can't
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>>220352800
Fucking hell that was absolutely brutal. I hope none of your guys accidentally mistake a the kindness of a restaurant or cafe employee as a sign they actually like you haha.
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>>220353320
3. Be rich
4. Don't be not rich
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>>220352800
Rape and murder a prostitute that strongly resembles her.
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>>220355788
Or the cute clerk at a second hand bookstore haha
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>>220352800
1. Don't be a jew. Woody Allen really convinced generations that women are attracted to neurotic jews. In reality hot women are with jews only because of the money.
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>>220352800
>I'm going up to Santa Barbara this weekend for an orchid show and I, and I...
>Oh...
>I just though maybe you might want me and my girlfriend to bring an orchid back for you.
simple as
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>>220352800
DO NOT GOOGLE JUDY GREER
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>>220354975
>>220355015
women pretend like men don't pick up their signals but this woman was flirting harder than most women do when they actually flirt.
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