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I sort of give the first movie a pass because 9/11. But these scenes are fucking awful
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Listen to me, Joe Rogan. Ya hear this? I'm riding circles on the Amtrak apocalyptic on some hash sold straight from the pussy of an Indian woman, dot head Joe Rogan, not aw-wa-wa-wa ya know? I'm in my element and who is it? I shit you not Joe Rogan, it's the spidey-mans. Tremendous guy. Here he is getting stretched like fresh mozzarella 'cross Manhattan. I am sweating and spidey guy screaming, veins poppin' out like like da powerlines over this fine jew bitch I was fuckns house. I'm standing there, can't even talk, mouth like I just ate out the Gobi. Meanwhile we all standing there like, "'Ey Spide fella, you gotta die or what? I got work in Queens ey!"
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>>220353332
jej
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>>220353200
You sound gay and might even be a fag.
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>>220353200
That movie's great, you fruitcake. Why would 9/11 make you give a pass to the first movie? You sound mentally unwell. Log off and go wash your ass.
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>>220353381
you're actually the gay ones for defending these gay scenes. Stop sucking Raimi-cock and start having sex with women
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>>220353200
More like fucking kino
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OP is brown
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1 > 2 > 3
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>>220353381
>Why would 9/11 make you give a pass to the first movie?
because he's used to overly sentimental schlock from movies released around the period maybe? just spitballing here
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>>220353200
you are everything that is wrong with the world



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