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Why did it fail?
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>>220354168
>flat nepobaby lead
>closeted zesty ass black guy pretending to be straight
>miscast K-pop star acting like a race mixing slut the whole time
Who fucking watched this shit?
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>>220354233
superstraight cis white men and no one else
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the weeknd was laughable
also the show itself was completely nonsensical tonally and story-wise
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>>220354168
not enough jennie
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not enough tits and ass, especially from the kpop whore
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>>220354233
Honestly I don't consider her that flat at all, this is just a fuckin horrible outfit she's wearing in this scene.
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>>220354168
Because besides a few gooner glimpses, the show just sucks ass
And gooner material is in high supply, so why settle for a show that sucks ass
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>>220354352
I watched the show and enjoyed it all, but to say there wasn't ENOUGH T&A in it is getting dangerously toward the ultracoomer.
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>>220354233
>Who fucking watched this shit?
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>>220354168
She is so fucking ugly.
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>>220354233
No one, it bombed.
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>>220355051
I don't understand why these people ALWAYS look like this? Honestly, this guy would look a million times better if he just brushed his hair and beard, trimmed his moustache so it was neat and had ordered a shirt that fit. Why do they always need to look like unkempt pieces of shit?
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>>220354272
This. Who fucking decided to name his character "Tetros-Tetros" ? Like what the fuck
And yeah the story was dumb, it's too bad because the first episode made me think it could be good. There was the idol pressure theme going on, the show business industry bullshit, but it was just garbage
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>>220354168
she acted like a whore and expected an oscar like mikey madison.
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>>220354951
thats the only thing it had going for it though. if they went full softcore maybe the show wouldve found an audience
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>>220354168
>Cut three episodes
>Wrap the entire show up in 5 minutes
>”Maybe it won’t be noticeable”
>One of the lines is basically “I can’t believe what a crazy few weeks it’s been since Lily kicked The Weeknd out of her house, but now it looks like everything’s back to normal!”
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>>220354949
Nobody else making shows is as good at cinematography as Sam Levinson. He’s a shitty director, but he knows what he’s doing.
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>>220354168
Far too many reminders of everything I hate about this world
That's why I only watch 80s cop shows and shit
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>>220355845
Yeah, Abel wasn’t exactly dropping truth bombs like he thought he was when the show keeps beating you over the head with its one and only message
>the music industry is fucked up, look at how they treat some of their most famous people!
Yeah, Abel. Nobody had ever thought of that before 2023. Most people who aren’t millionaires simply don’t care
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>>220355687
This is what every true contrarian looks like. I've got one of my own and their entire existence is posting on socials and watching streamers while their family melts
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>>220356985
I see people like this and I want to beat them. People like this make me understand why bullies exist.
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>>220354168
The jewish trash was too jewish for even the normiest of normies.
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>>220354168
should've came out five years earlier
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>>220354168
fail? thought it was pretty good, it was like freddy got fingered , only the director was in the joke
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>>220354168
Neither of the leads were able to pull off their roles. I didn't believe Depp's kid as a pop star and I didn't believe the cult leader could run his cult.
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>>220354233
She's literally America's best actress right now, lol.
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>>220355051
why are white men like this?
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>>220355051
>PRO WRESTLING
that's pretty good. but i wonder if that small unreadable text right under it doesn't ruin the one redeemable part of the shirt
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>>220354168
Too real for normies.
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>>220355051
this is the guy calling you "incel" and saying "touch grass" lmao
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>>220358548
She’s in fucking nothing you gooner. Lol.
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>>220354168
Pure Levinson sensationalized pulp schlock without decent writers and actors to temper it like on euphoria. Mind you, we still got some unintentionally hilarious ludokino out of it, like the weeknd trying to act hard.
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>>220354168
Notebook sad.
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>>220358796
Is this a real quote from a real movie or show because if so I would like to watch
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>>220355051
Nice selfie
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humanity is putrid
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>>220354168
Thousands of human history have proven, culture that gets passed down needs story & characters, themes embodied by the characters that are relatable in their "journey" of life. Just showing T&A/holes 'n' poles or extreme behavior, which everyone has & can do, makes for flash in the pan at best. Like how's this depravity more memorable than Star 80, Gypsy, or early silents about women descending into prostitution?
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>>220359476
Yes its an actual line from the show
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>>220354272
Now do Euphoria 3
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This little movement here from 0:10 to 0:11 is why her dancing skills are shit.
That little unenergetic and pointless slow arm drop not matching the "cunt-ness" of the rest of the dance.
She is a shit dancer.
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>>220354168
no clue
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This show was fun. I only didn't like the ending where they imply that Lily Rose Depp master planned everything to happen as it did
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>>220354168
God she’s so fucking ugly. I’m a pretty huge gooner and have gooned to some pretty despicable stuff. But she does absolutely nothing for me
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>>220354168
>Amy Seimetz wants to make a show about how idols are abused by the system and blah blah blah
>Show is hacked by The Weekend
>producers axe Amy for him
And that's how this show turns into a shitshow. Also this >>220359957
Weekend is some Tariq Nashid-tier faggot, except he used this show to sell his straight persona. No one is buying, not even him.
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>>220354168
This is so cringe. Naomi Scott did much better for a horror movie, while this show was focused on a popstar.
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https://youtu.be/1ztt-NkU7GE

Kino.
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I liked it.
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>>220354168
>that thumbnail
I don't know who this woman is, but I want to put her in bondage and tickle torture her for hours.
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>>220354168
>>220360300
This little slut had amazing legs and ass in this one. But later she got thinner and lost that meat.
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>>220354168
The utter lack of talent of the main actress was just too aggressive.

I mean, it hurt your eyes like lemon juice.
(Plus, flat, bogged at 19, nepobaby, etc.)
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>>220358548
maybe on planet retard
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>>220360621
>planet retard
Yes, he said “in America”
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>>220358763
its just the logo of the company who made it so it probably actually is a based parody shirt
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Replace Depp with Hunter Schafer. How would the show be now?
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>>220360778
america isn't a planet, dingus.
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>>220354168
This looks retarded
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>>220355687
They don’t care
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>>220355051
>>220361124
Not really, if you care what you look like then you are a faggot. This kind of dude can believe in anything on the spectrum
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>Pop star Jocelyn becomes involved with nightclub owner and self-help guru Tedros.
>Tedros runs a cult-like group of homeless artists and basically tortures them because it makes their music better.
>Tedros plays mind games with Jocelyn and believes he is controlling her.
>Jocelyn allows Tedros and his entourage to move into her house, and lets Tedros rework her latest album and reinvent her public image.
>At one point, she reveals her mother beat her with a hairbrush when she was a child singer and performed poorly.
>Jocelyn’s managers get worried and consider giving her next single to her backup dancer played by the Blackpink girl.
>Turns out Blackpink was in league with Tedros, who had always been obsessed with Jocelyn. Jocelyn finds out and gets revenge by cucking Tedros with her ex-boyfriend.
>Jocelyn impresses execs with her new music and cuts ties with Tedros, stealing his followers, ruining Blackpink’s career and exposing him as a serial pimp, causing him to lose his club and face criminal charges.
>Tedros is still invited to Jocelyn’s new tour, where she reveals that she misses him and introduces him to the crowd as the love of her life, but privately tells him he belongs to her now and will never be in the spotlight again.
>Tedros realizes the brand of hairbrush Jocelyn claims her mother beat her with didn’t even exist when Jocelyn was a child.
>Jocelyn was playing mind games with Tedros all along and was always the one in control, tricking him into salvaging her career and then ruining his life so he would always be bound to her.

It's like a modern Showgirls. Critics seethed when Jocelyn was presented as an innocent victim and seethed even harder when she turned out to be a crazy mastermind.
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>>220354168
>Blacked BBC slut bait
gee I wonder why
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>>220360430
She did, but with a I Don't Believe It's Not Butterface



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