>He won
>>220355632Xers pronouns are xer and ces.
>>220355632But he didn't, his delay at the Gate ultimately lead to his loss.
>>220355632I won
>>220355679>crushes the Spartans at Thermopylae>crushes the Athenians at Artemisium>literally burns Athens to the ground, the entire purpose of him coming to Greece (deserved, fuck them Athenians)>loses a sea battle against the Athenians meaning he cannot conquer Sparta (literally who?)>gets told "If I were Athens, I would head to the Dardanelles to burn our bridge so we are stuck in Europe forever">Xerxes says "fuck that" and goes home to Persia leaving some guys to remain just to trollHe won.Source? I read the book.
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Ah yes although however when Leonidas threw the spear he was permanently scarred, disfigured, modified, altered and this irreversible adjustment would serve as a permanent reminder that Xerxes was imperfect. IE: Not a deityHe even had others fight his battles for him like some kind of cowardly wimp pussyThe Spartans were the real Gods in this context, you can disagree with me all you like but just know you're being a bootlicking loyalist devoted to a sissy who wears eyeliner They also wore dark robes with turbans like a bunch of cultistsI'm just saying bro
>>220355632Xerxes derangement syndrome. Chuds have never liked him because the Achaemenid Empire was multicultural. Which of course isn't meant to be possible because Ben Shapiro says so.>>220355811He achieved his war aims unlike some people we could mention.
Persians are whiter than Greeks this move is fake news.
>>220356790In the second movie he was white but became tan/golden god after he dunked himself in that pool
>>220356790I still think Jesus was Persian. or that is what i'll live by
>>220355632goold?
he and his successors realised it was easier to bribe the greeks to squabble amongst themselves rather than try to fight them
>>220356827The coolest part of the sequel was this idea that in order to hold the emprie together, calm sweet Xerxes would have to go to a forbidden cave and transform into a beautiful monster.And they skipped over it in a montage and nobody ever mentioned it again
Xerxes was awesome, much like his dad. The Achaemenid absolutely dunked on the Greeks, but quickly lost interest in them because they were so backwards and poor (much like still today), and just left a handful of troops to fuck them around. So being utterly butthurt fags (much like today) the Greeks made up some history about how the brave Leonidas actually defeated Xerxes. And that's one of many absolute fictions that is taught in the west as fact still to this day.
>>220355632xerxes was a great character reminded me of this nigga
>>220355632you will find i am kind
>>220355632no he didnt. he never conquered Greece, but Greece did conquer Persia under Alexander.
>>220356790persians are light brown jeets
>>220355632My gay friend hates this movie. My fan theory is the reason he hates 300 is because 300 made him realize he prefers dick
>>220355632Not a woke faggot, but the portrayal of the persians was fucked up, kek.
>>220357097Until the Macedonians arrived, but the Greeks betrayed them.
>>220355632Yeah, but only after his reign, when the Spartans allied themselves to the Persians so that they could destroy Athens and conquer Greece.
>>220355632Were they really all zesty like that?
>>220360022No, he was a bearded chad. There weren't any ogres or armored war rhinos either.
>>220360022It's ahistorical capeslop. Based on a capeslop writer's comic from one of the Big 2 capeslop companies, produced by a capeslop studio, directed by a midwit who would go on to destroy his own career with pretentious capeslop.The Persians are the ebil slave mongering degenerate lunatics, the Spartans are the noble freedumb loving gud bois who never attacked no one and didn't deserve this.Now we get Homer with Bat-Agamemnon.
