Defend this.I fucking dare you.
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>>220355929it makes (You) mad so its good
>>220355929LEGO® Product Placement. So what?
>DEY FINNAE FLY NOW?>DEY FINNAE FLY NOW BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>220355929Phantom Menace would've been better if Darth Maul had killed Liam Neeson in this scene. It would've made Maul more menacing and given Obi-Wan something to do in the film.
>>220355975Here comes demon grandma on her scooter out for a sandy stroll.
>>220355929i dont defend garbage
It's a space hood that wind passes through
disney would not have let this crap slide
>>220356017Fuck no, retard. It was the coolest shit ever when Maul revealed his second lightsaber and fought two jedi at once. Stop believing all the bullshit made up afterwards. Kids were lightsaber fighting for an entire year reenacting that fight
>>220355929I don't need to. He's well trained in the jedi arts
>>220356692This, the double saber hit kids like crack hit groids, it was THE thing to emulate.>you now remember stick battles
>>220356692It made for a great toy commercial, is that what you're saying?
>>220356761Yeah I remember when KOTOR1 came out and you could make a double saber as your weapon. I would sit there and hit the equipment button just to see my jedi open and swing the saber. Looks so cool, even now.
>>220356692KORAH MATAH
>>220355929If you watch the films in chronological order would the duel light saber even be considered cool ?It was only hyped because we had decades of only seeing a regular light saber
>>220356834>Yeah I remember when KOTOR1 came out and you could make a double saber as your weaponreal men did that in jedi academy and it was much cooler
>>220356853Real men did that with spray painted broom handles and beat your friends bloody.
>>220356885>tfw you created the double bladed lightsaber in your backyard years before even the EU did it.Exar Kun owes me money.
>Maul tries to run over Anakin despite him not being a threat and having nothing to do with his missionWas Maul actually the greatest hero in Star Wars?
>>220356835HA HAAHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220355929Jar jar is much much much worse
>>220356835Can't even hold his weapon steady, god this movie was a slog of pure shit for a dogshit payoff
I dressed up as Darth Maul on Halloween 99 and literally nobody knew who I was. Nobody knew this character despite the movie being so massive. Huge blackpill as a kid.
>>220357373>reeeee youre not holding it still enough!!
>>220355929TAOOBA
>>220357869I don't believe you. The marketing for Episode 1 was unlike anything ever even if it was disappointing.
>>220358113yes, it would have looked cooler if he had the dexterity to keep it still so it wouldn't be so easy to make fun of the gif you posted thinking it was badass and it should have been reshot to produce that result
>>220356807>wow your movie had a marketable action scene enjoyed by it's intended customer base?>it should have had no memorable scenes and been loved by no onebrightest sequel enjoyer
>>220355929>I fucking DARE youor what, you'll keep shitposting? Who cares, faggot
>>220357373The gif is sped up by a small amount. When he puts out the first blade, the hilt is angled forward only to then put it lateral when he reveals the second blade.
>>220355929How did a franchise and director that gave us the coolest speeder bike chase in cinema history ya know the one on the forest moon of Endor, fall so far as to think humiliating the antagonist by placing him on an ugly cvck scooter was a good idea or would be received wellthe prequels are a jewish humiliation ritual
>>220355929"I may have gone too far in a few places."-George Lucas
Darth Scary Devil. I think he's the bad guy
>>220355929she did it better(sexier)
I don't have force autism, what's wrong with the scene?
>>220355929You can use multiple versions of that bike in Swtor and its a lot of fun.There, defended.
>>220359336Anon he did it all himself. No one forced him.
>>220355981woah thats so cool of you, keep dabbing on the chuddies bro
>>220356581Was he originally intended to be an alien or a human with fucked up Sith magic body modifications?
I'm just gonna say it...MAKING MAUL PART OF A RACE MADE HIM LAMEUgh, sorry, but I had to say itSome things are just better left unexplained
>>220355929I never noticed, I always get completely distracted by the absolute John Williams banger that starts playing at this moment
>>220360573no. making an entire series of maul where they depict him as a weak anti-hero betrayed by the big nasty emperor was the mistake.this guy was so ugly. so scary. so demonic, one could only guess what he would do in his free time.like eat space worms and bite heads of chickens. but no instead of making him into a insane psycho like they should. disney cucked him and made him into a full grown man with childhood trauma issues.
>>220355929so when he's speeding toward the jedi, young anakin is in the waydarth maul doesn't know anything about anakin at this point, it's just some kidand darth maul tries to run him over, no hesitationwhat a baller
>>220355929So I guess Sequelfags are trying to throw dirt in Prequels direction because of the impending erasure?
>>220355929aerodynamics of selling toys
>>220360740that's one of those dildo chairs
>>220360472It's clearly a doll riding a model.
ITT Yidsney shills trying to make their sequel slop not look like the dog turd it is
>>220358831That's why I was so shocked
>>220358831>>220361155Autism. Welcome to life outside your bubble.
>>220357373Nigga Ray Park was a master swordsman doing sword stunts in movies and shit
>>220361596a spear is greater than a sword
>>220356835Distinctly remember everyone in the theater marked out
