what's your favorite simpsons song?
You don't win friends with salad!
>>220356036Does nu-Simpsons even have songs?I can only think of that Trump one and that is actually ancient now
Do the Bartman
>>220356036STELLLAAAASTELLLAAAACAN'T YOU HEAR ME YELL-AYOU'RE PUTTIN' ME THROUGH HELL-ASTELLLASTELLLAAAA
DR ZAIUSDR ZAIUS
>>220356036see my vest
>>220356069Oh no, it's the democratic caucus
Our skimpy outfits aint so badThey seem to entertain your dad
>>220356069>that Trump onehttps://youtu.be/ErhaWVG0o1I?si=sAY5q7fw5_E3spRa
>>220356069This one's from 2014 so I think it counts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r3WtuyozGQIt's mediocre but not the worst villain song ever.
Canyonero
>>220356729This line destroys zoomers.
Monorail.
>>220356878Is Burns meant to be high on drugs here or something? His characterization makes no sense. He's evil, sure, but he's a stuffy old money energy tycoon who, while obviously having moments of cartoonish exaggeration (i.e. blocking out the Sun) is not the chaotic prankster that this song implies. This would, unironically, make more sense if Bart was singing it.Also, this is a really petty nitpick on my part but "Donkey Kong" being listed among the classic villains shows how out of touch these writers are with pop culture. Donkey Kong hasn't been thought of as "a bad guy" since the early '90s.
>>220356320See my vest is also my vote for greatest song. It's got that twisted darkness of early Simpsons that got Lisa Simpsoned out of existence.
>>220356991Modern Simpsons unironically has Sideshow Bob making Harry Potter references to show he's sophisticated. The writers well and truly do not give a fuck.
>>220356036>Talkin' Softball>Senior Burns>your wife don't understand you by lurleen lumpkin>We Do (stonecutters song)>we have the power, lisa's song on acoustic>Baby on Board>who needs the Kwik-e-Mart>the mediocre presidents>oh mine papa>Just Don't Look with paul enka>when mr burns hums ' if i only had a brain' when he's digging out homers brain in a treehouse of horror>dr zaius>Mr Plow>Kamp Krusty>most of the sherry bobbins songsso many more i can't even think of at the moment. thinking of this question reminded me of the best parts of my ex gf, thanks a lot.
>>220356878Why would Burns even know any of these references?
>>220357238Fuck, I didn't even think of that. The song just turns him into a zany lol randumb chaos engine.
>>220356320It really is the best song.
>>220356036Jingle bells, Batman smells...Oh, I'm sorry kid!
Hello Grandpa, my old friend.Your busy day is at an end.Your exploits have been sad and boring.They tell a tale, that's worth ignoring.When you're alone, the words of your story will echo down the rest home hall.Cause no one at allCan stand the sound of grandpa.
>>220356036My personal favorites are Dr. Zeus D. Zeus and see my vest
>>220356961Based.I like the Union song as wellhttps://youtu.be/dsoEf8Yqe3I
>>220356320I really like the song
I want a gorilla vest since.
>>220356729Why Joseph I had no idea!Come on now, you were working here
>>220356320it's either this or the Planet of the Apes musical. "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee..." is one of the best lines in the entire show
>>220358310for a long period of my life i had 'see my vest' memorized
>>220356036animated musical numbers are always garbage the south park movie is excluded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DAG_kD69AsI'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to beAnd I'm hopin' that they'll ratify meee
>>220358659>"if he fights back I'll say that he's GAY"
Stonecutter's anthemSee my vestLa salsa del Sr. Burns
The flaming Moe song
>>220356036TO FRIENDS HE’S KNOWN AS MONTY BUT TO YOU, IT’S MR BURNS! (BUR BUH BUR BUR BURNS)
>>220356961HEEYAH
Lurleen’s homer song
>>220356036 Buy me brandy, A snifter of wine. Who am I kidding? I'll drink turpentine.
Another underrated one: Quimby's campaign song>It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collaaaaaaapsed!>PaidforbytheMayorQuimbyforMayormayoralcommittee
>>220356961>Top of the line in utility-sports>Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
>>220359176>BUUURNS, CON EL CORAZON DE PERRO!
Why is "All Singing, All Dancing" one of the worst episodes ever?The bit with Paint Your Wagon at the beginning was pretty funny though.
>>220361714Its a clip show with songs, those things by themselves are tolerable at best.
i hate every ape i see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee
>>220356036Moe Moe MoeWhy don't you like me? Nobody likes me.
>>220361736I remember in one of the commentaries they said that Fox originally wanted them to do like 4 clip shows PER SEASON or something insane like that but they had enough pull with the network to end up only having to do a few total
>>220361872>And anytime a clip show is not on screen, viewers should be saying "where's the clip show?"
>CAN I BORROW A FEELIIIIIIING >COULD YOU LEND ME A JAR OF LOVE??
>>220357017fuck i forgot about talking softball, that episode was gold
>>220356036The Stonecutters song is a great favoriteThe one Lisa sings in Last Exit to Springfield is anotherTito Puentes' anti-Burns mambo is the third
just found out this movie actually exist, i'm in shock
>>220362220and homers reaction was exactly mine when i first saw it
who keeps making these threads
>>220362220I'm morbidly curious
>>220356036You know a thread with money is a bit like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one know how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use itThe name's Anon, and I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea
>>220362368Now you wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people in Shelbyville.
>>220362381All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the Springfield Monorail!I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
>>220362401Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!What'd I say?
>>220362368You identified yourself as Anon, you should have kept up with the theme.>It's more of a /mu/ idea.>>We're twice as smart as the anons on /mu/! Just post your thread and we'll bump it!
>>220356036>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLuyHWP_wnMLisa It's Your Birthday>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XctPw_UexmE Baby On Board
oh shit I forgot about the Presidents' Day school play>There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes>There's William Henry Harrison...>I died in 30 days!!
All the ones from the Shari Bobbins episode.
>>220362691We...Are...The...Adequate, forgettable,Occasionally regrettableCaretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!
sugardoot doot doodoot doot dootaww honey honeyyou aaaaaawwwww mmmaaaaa caaaaaahhdeeeeeeeehhh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllll
>homer, you're drooling on the mic again...
>>220362864NOW I HAVE TO FACE STUPID REALITY!!
>>220356036I Hate Every Ape I See
>>220361714Oh come on. The whole bit with Snake was pure kino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN7fPyRy4RQ
>>220356961Fading to black and showing the Fox logo then immediately cutting back to the song is one of the funniest things they've ever done
>>220362962>The whole bit with Snake was pure kino.
>>220356036I HATE EVERY APE I SEEFROM CHIMPAN-ATO CHIMPANZEE
STELLLLAAAAAAA STELLLLAAAAAAAcan't you hear me yell-ayou're putting me through hell-aSTELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220356115NEW OR LE ANS
>If you cut every corner you'll have more time for play
>>220358356now do classical gas
>>220363459>I have always depended on the kindness of strangers...>YOU CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS!>TO LIFT UP YOUR SPIRITS AND SHIELD YOU FROM DANGERS!>Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't forgetttttttttttt>A STRANGER'S JUST A FRIEND YOU HAVEN'T METTTTTTTTTTT
>>220363754Is there any full-frontal nudity?
>>220363459I cannot encounter a woman named Stella without this coming out of my mouth.Sometimes a blessing and sometimes a curse.Nothing beats Planet of the Apes, though.
>>220356084Tpbp (third post best post, or third post Bartman post)
Post zombie-Simpsons jokes you actually find funny.>Dad! LT's gone crazy!>>Hehe, yeah. That's the look.
For me, it's Talking softballhttps://youtu.be/IAJHDiO8Fr0
>>220365047first one that always comes to mind>I have 3 kids and no money! Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?!
>>220359176As a Puerto Rican, I’d have to say this
this one
>>220362488/mu/ is not really a Shellbyville for /tv/. I think /co/ would be the most fitting choice, given that this is a Simpsons thread.
>>220356036Who needs the kwikemart?...I doooo...
>>220356065fpbp
>>220365047Zombie Simpsons begins at season 14, season 12 is Cancer Simpsons.
>>220363515If you wanna go to Hell, you should take a trip To the Sodom and Gomorra on the MISS IS SIP
>>220367943Please forgive me.
>>220365047Mood swings?Mood swingsMoodswingsMooooooood swiiiiingsMOOD SWIIIINGSmood swings mood swings...
I miss Phil Hartman
a simpsons thread without it getting sneedposted to death? i'm impressed
>>220356036Dr Zaius Dr Zaius
>>220370090The sneed thing was pretty much done like 5 years ago, ever since the trannie-jannies got scared off. Now it's that "ice cream" "rawk" guy (and he's starting to fuck off too). And of course the occasional "Phil Hartman" memesterThread tax: Does the Spinal Tap cameo count?
>>220370322>Does the Spinal Tap cameo count?That was one of the best cameos in the entire show. They were such good sports they didn't care they were all killed in a fiery bus crash.
Apparently frinkiac did a major upgrade for their 10th anniversary
>>220356036bart meet green day :DD
>>220371899What does it do now?
>Chucky>Stalin>Megatron>Eric Cartman>Donkey Kong
What, never?No, never!What, never?No, never!Hardly ever!He's hardly ever sick at sea!
>>220372244I watched this whole musical back then because of this and after finishing it I still thought Bob's versions of the songs were the best even if it was 2 second blurbs. I'd love to hear Kelsey Grammar do the whole thing
>>220361988>"HURTIN' HEARTS NEED SOME HEALING/TAKE MY HAND WITH YOUR GLOVE OF LOVE!"
>>220367923Damn, Marge has curves
>>220372278>Very well, Bart. I shall send you to heaven... before I send you to hell.
>>220358659lol fucking kino. Thanks for the memories, bro
>>220372202Souless.
>>220356069They fired Alf Clausen and everyone doing original music for the show in 2017, but I don't think they really had much use for them anyway as it had been years since they had any original music. They basically just reuse all the already made music over and over.
>>220372132>>220371899?
One final Baskin Roberts to end this thread. We own this board. This was a Baskin Roberts thread all along. Rock.
See you in the archives, fundie fucks. Baskin Roberts
