The people who say this is a bad parody are posers who never watched Infowars. As a former fan it is painfully accurate
>hahaha is that gay flag on the info wars logo hahah alex would hate that>hahaha hail satan, offically on infowars hahaha alex would hate thatthey spent millions on this lol
>>220357119It's not accurate at all
>>220357119Seriously, who the fuck is going to watch/pay attention to this?
>>220357119so alex jones was right about everything huh
>>220357153you are so mad, LOL
His voice is accurate, but everything else about it sucks. You cant parody what is already a parody
>>220357153Looks like it's working to me
>>220357119the saddest thing is Alex is objectively funnier than he is, Tim had some good stuff in the past but his legacy isn't so good.
>>220357153>hahaha is that gay flag on the info wars logo hahah alex would hate thatWhy would he hate that? Alex Jones accidentally revealed that he browses tranny porn and child porn during the hearing
>>220357119Aha look it’s a whole production just for>the left can’t meme
>>220357336You are so mad lol
>>220357119He just did a good Alex Jones voice. The rest of it is just complete no imagination trash completely bereft of an ounce of creativity.
>>220357331Not a good lie
>>220357352>The rest of it is just complete no imagination trash completely bereft of an ounce of creativity.Oh so nothing's changed then
>>220357354https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-trans-porn-phone-infowars-marissa-minx-a8510801.html
>>220357119>"former fan"Great, another larping retarded faggot or Bernie Bro
>>220357284nice copethis will be cancelled in no time
>>220357386Why is it so hard to believe there are former fans of Infowars?
>>220357119I mean, going this far to smear an independent journalist name kind of makes me side with Alex even more. All this does is prove him right
>>220357427>Community note: The reason this is all happening is because Alex Jones was proven wrong in a court of law.
embarrassing sketch "comedy" for blue sky doomscrollers, tax money well spent, thanks idiots!
>>220357378So I'm right that it wasn't during trial and not child porn.
>>220357461https://www.courthousenews.com/lawyers-in-sandy-hook-suit-say-files-sent-by-infowars-host-contained-child-porn/
>>220357438epic response, have some gold kind sir!
>>220357438Nope, Sandy Hook was a fucking hoax, Alex Jones is controlled opposition who took a fake loss by the evil state (the evil state which objectively faked Sandy Hook to traumatize the nation), in their fake clown court. You are stupid. Miles Mathis is smart.
>>220357119The voice is on point but everything else was completely wrong. He's drinking human blood when what made Alex funny were his unhinged rants about that kind of demonic shit. Tim completely missed the point and managed to suck out all the humour out of something that was already comedy gold. Tim Heidecker isn't just not funny, he's anti-funny.
>>220357119does it actually disclose truths or half truths like the real one?
>>220357476Community notes are a Twitter feature you retard
>>220357119I think Alex jones is a piece of shit, but painting the logo in the fag flag colors is subversive crap that you see on reddit to denote commie safe space subredditsIdk if they are doing it to imply Jones was a bigot or shining a light on him being a tranny chaser but idc that flag and it's culture are a tumor and have been used by crybully leftists to justify and invade male media and spaces to ruin them
>>220357362Go watch that time when Alex Jones was on Joe Rogan with the psychic vampires thing again and tell me Tim Heidecker could even approach doing something like that. Nah dude.
>>220357153triggered and malding
>>220357517>Go watch that time when Alex Jones was on Joe Rogan with the psychic vampires thing againNo, I don't think I will
>>220357119>from infowars fan to tim heidecker fan tremendous personal growth going from retard to retard faggot
>>220357515Go back.
>>220357119The people who watch this show now or ever watched Infowars in the past shouldn’t be allowed to vote. I felt, rightfully, extremely uncomfortable back when Alex Jones started being viewed as anything other than a retarded crackpot tinfoiler by the right wing. I do not like the thought of him being on “my side” any more than I would like the idea of Tim “I’m a Cuck” Heidecker being on it.
>>220357119>Controlled opposition gets taken over by normies and made a joke ofAm I supposed to give a shit?
>>220357470people had been spamming his server with cp for like 5 years
>>220357532YOU go back, retard
>using the rainbow flag to mock someoneare they saying gays are fags? very subversive
It's truly incredibly shocking that Tim Heidecker's fans are wildly unfunny losers, who would've thought he would attract that crowd
how did he predict 9/11 though?
>>220357579He didn't.
>>220357557>people had been spamming his server with cp for like 5 yearsYeah I don't think that excuse held up in court
>>220357576>It's truly incredibly shocking that Tim Heidecker's fans are wildly unfunny losersI dunno, the amount of seething this has been causing from guys like you IS kinda funny
>>220357608I can't believe in current year of our Lord there are still people who believe what the mainstream tells them about what's going on. You MUST be a shill.
>>220357608>I don't thinkWe know.
>>220357119But it's not even funny. It's just lame. Alex Jones is funnier than the parody of him.
>>220357515>admitting to using Xitterembarrassing, how much is Tim paying you?
>>220357558You're the one bringing Twattershit here, you fucking tourist. Kill yourself.
>>220357608You would be wrong.
>>220357658You have to go back, retard
>dude, I'm doing the Alex Jones voice>dude, the globalistsOkay?You're not going to out-funny Alex Jones. He's *already* a comedy character. He even admitted that in court.
>>220357526Well you conceded to defeat instantaneously. Nice.
>>220357153>millionsPennies compared to the trillions in mental damages infowar has caused
How do you parody a show like this? You can't, you fools.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aki8nXQIpS4
>it's BAD on PURPOSE! HA! trolled!
>>220357119Who exactly is the audience for this? People that did watch Info Wars are not going to watch it. Of those that did not watch it how many are going to watch this? Sure maybe some check it out early on, but is there is an audience there? How is not just the Onion in a different format, hence the same whatever audience there is that regularly engages with the Onion? I see neither the corporate or creative reason as to bother spending money on this given the lack of interest and how it is not all that creative.
>>220357153Alex Jones serves Israel
>>220357119doing a bad alex jones impression in 2016 is like doing christopher walken in 2006
>>220357751It's not about making money, it's about owning the chuds.
>>220357153I love how hard this triggers you, lil chuddie
>>220357492That you missed the obvious point of the blood drinking bit reinforces OP's point that you people never actually watched Infowars. All you know about Alex Jones is le gay frogs
>>220357386Nta but I liked him in 2016-2018 when I thought he was a dissident but then I realized he was just a gatekeeper for zionism
>>220357438its funnier then that. Jones lawyers accidentally submitted literally years of his private communications (sms, emails, so on) directly to the prosecutions side. they literally could point to everything he claimed and show it was a lie by directly referring to Jones own messages. the reveal by the prosecution about how fucking gigafucked they were was caught on camera, too, lmao.
>>220357751This whole thing was weird, one of the bidders on the IP said that the auction was unfairly pushed towards the onion and it was a significant enough complaint to delay this for a bit with an investigation. It just seems kinda sad all things considered.
why are right-winger always such whiny little bitches that cant take any heat?
>>220357751It's for people to go "Haha, the Onion are totally owning Alex Jones by- *checks notes* paying rent on his web domain!"No one will actually watch more than two minutes of it because Tim Heidecker isn't funny when he's seething.Alex Jones will simply go elsewhere, because he's his own brand.
>>220357119its not funny.
>>220357119kek based
>>220357854both sides are just political shit flingers, there's no morality in this game so stop putting jones on a pedestal
>>220357852why indeed, saar, why indeed
>>220357852every accusation…
>>220357854>by- *checks notes* paying rent on his web domain!"The money is not going to Alex Jones, sweatie, its going to the victims of Sandy Hook that he terrorized
>everyone ITT shitting their pants and pretending it's only the other side doing itHorseshoe theory is real.
>>220357875Point out where I put Jones on pedestal.I half believe they killed the real Jones, and hired Bill Hicks to play the character for life, to quell the rising political dissatisfaction in America, and keep people in another pen.
>>220357890Is all of the ad revenue from the new info wars really going to the families from sandy hook?
>>220357890I thought the victims were dead. Funny.
>>220357608>Yeah I don't think that excuse held up in courtThen why isn't he in prison?
>>220357903>pretending it's only the other side doing itdoing what? Being not funny?
>>220357852Why did all those universities full of adults need "safe spaces" again? It was so these adults didn't get "triggered," I remember that, but what does "triggered" mean? And triggered by what?
>>220357917Well, Alex Jones is a lot funnier than Tim Heidecker.Almost as if he's famed comedian Bill Hicks...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNytoFtnwLw
Based libtard calling everyone mad
>>220357444>civil lawsuit>tax payer dollarslmao
>>220357914huh? that just gets you a nomination for the presidency
>>220357119What is the point of this really? This just seems like a roundabout way of keeping Alex Jones relevant.
>>220357608If it didn’t he would’ve been put in prison
>>220357852Leftists are people who pretend to be working class when they unironically say phrases like 'the N-Word'.
Where my wonks at?
>>220357814>le gay frogsfunnier shit than anything tim heidecker has ever done
>>220358042The worst is when those poofters started using y'all.
>>220358059Jones is consistently funnier than Heidecker. It's not even a contesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-v1UXFMzl0
>>220357284If I was mad would I be LoLing?
>>220357992You are a truly awful presence on this board
>>220357903What is "the right" doing comparable to this?
>>220357814>obvious point of the blood drinking bitObvious point was that Alex Jones claimed people like Heidecker and his MSM buddies were drinking human blood, Epstein files proved him absolutely right, and Heidecker seethed so fucking much he made a bit pretending that Jones did it instead.
>>220357836It was fucking beautiful.
>>220357153>thing I don't like is satanIt's all so tiresome dealing with hicks.
>>220357992KEK
>>220358042>MIGA thinks not using slurs means somethinglol
>>220358115unironically, where do the files prove this?
Remember when Alex Jones tried to use Adult Swim sketches to prove Tim was a satanist? That was cringe, right?
>>220358146In this post Epstein world it’s really kind of grating that people don’t see how absolutly awful the top of our world really is…
>I'm not obsessed! I'm not seething!
>>220357153I don't get why some fags are saying "its working!" Alex jones was actually entertaining. This is some propped up piece of crappy media because some jews paid a lot for this
>>220358186is he?
>>220358183When he says "people like Heidecker" he means literally anyone who has ever been on TV or in movies. If anyone fitting that description was with Epstein, then Alex was right.
>>220357119You can keep trying to pretend this was a "hit" but the numbers weren't good. You can try and pretend to shill it, but it won't actually make it popular.
>>220358238where do the files say people were eating flesh and drinking blood though?
>>220358193Yeah. I don't understand how anyone supports Trump at this point. You have to be window licking levels of retarded.
>>220357119As usual the left can't meme. I don't care about politics but you can't parody someone you never respected or understood
>>220358146>>220357813>>220357677>>220357524>>220357284>>220357321your parents will bury you using your birth name.
>>220358278Try again without the sobbing.
>>220357992Yeah I don't think that excuse held up in court>>220358074>poofterSethy B? Trust Fund?
>>220358266It’s getting worse because faggots like you seem to think it’s only Trump and that getting another blue puppet tie in the big chair will do anything.
>>220358288Are you stuck in 2016? Kekaroo.
>>220358291Nobody is upset. This is just sad
>>220358301>Nonono kikes are okay as long as they’re republican kikes
>>220357119Why'd the inion do this instead of grabbler jokes like before
>>220357119It is more of a lampoon than parody. Anyway, AJ is the opposite of a blood drinking jew.
>>220358266Nobody will vote trump in the next US general election.
>>220358301You're dimwitted. Calling out obvious corruption on one side doesn't mean I support the other side. It's the same team at the end of the day. Try to think critically just a bit.
>>220358305most of the troons that necked themselves after Drump won yes, they are still stuck in 2016.
>>220358328He can't run again. Maybe you brown non american retards should stick to your own politics
>>220358328Nobody will vote Vance either. That Peter Thiel puppet is washed up.
>>220357345ntaNobody is LE MAD though. It is mockery and derision, not anger or rage. This shit has been going on since at least gamgergate. Nobody gets mad anymore, it is draining and not the worth the time.
https://youtu.be/Q4PC8Luqiwshow the mighty have fallen...
>>220358344Why do you think trannies have anything to do with what we're talking about? Your unhealthy fixation with a tiny group of retards doesn't change anything I said. You're obsessed.
>>220358318No they’re not ok on either side, but the republican base did force through a candidate the powers that be didn’t initially want (because he didn’t know the script yet) but Democrat voters seem not to care the the Democratic Party has stolen your last three primaries so no there isn’t getting better from here>>220358336I know that, it’s all the same team from the millionaire Jew owner of the onion to the trillionaire Jew owner of the central bank.
Does anyone even care? The new alex jones livestream did better. The onion and the jew cabal paid to "humiliate" and paint the fag flag onto the info wars banner. That is all
>>220358352Hicks are tiring to talk to, I agree.
>>220358378You should worry that without your diversity districts. You know it's bad when the poojeet is flipping his state red
miga brothers I'm scared no one takes us seriously anymore...
>>220358370>yourI don’t know if you think I’m the fag you’re arguing with, but just because someone hates kikes doesn’t mean they’re a libtard.Remember when you were allowed to make fun of jews here? Now it’s libtarded to hate jews.
>>220358301This guy is the most corrupt motherfucker on the planet but you mustn't talk about him because there are other corrupt motherfuckers too. Literally putting the cart before the horse.
>>220358387>I'm afraid of different races of peopleWe know.
The video where Alex Jones accidentally explains the plot of Evangelion is funnier than anything Heidecker has done.
>>220358347That was my point. It doesn't matter if anyone supports him now that he's won 3 (THREE) Presidential elections.>>220358349Nobody will vote Democrat. Whoever they're running against will have all the anti-democrat hate on their side with none of the Trump sleaze and phony scandals he was smeared with. And the democrat "news" media exhausted what little credibility they had by lying about Trump for 10+ years. Stupid really, because they could've hit him with plenty of honest criticism.
>>220358410I'm not afraid of silverfish, I just wanna kill 'em.
>>220358410No anon, a lot of "power" the dnc had came from these made up super districts. You should be trying normalcy instead of doubling down on this pitty looking down shit.
I dunno much about Heidecker but he seems like guy got some weird issues going on. He seems angry like he got molested or something or can't get over getting bullied in middle school.
>>220358446look mom I'm projecting
>>220358410Much like "fear" of disease caused by a rodent or roach infestation, or a parasitic amoeba, yes.
>>220358175Here comes a leftist who collapses to the ground when someone using 'the Nigger-W' shitting and pussing in fear and pain.But yeah, you are totally working class lol.
>>220358469ntaDon't be a redditor, he has a point about Heidecker. "NO U" is fun and all but is not really appropriate socially.
>>220357119Didn’t a court of appeals block this again, what happened?
>>220358501ahem
>>220357157True.
>>220358514The retards spent about a million÷ on this. The numbere weren't good so here's stealth marketing on tv and x
>>220358528Lol meant plus, but that works too
Evil lost lmao
>>220357119Alex is way funnier than this faggot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw
You no remember that Ben Collins, the journo who funded this attempt, directly funded notorious tranny groomer, scam artist, and fart porn extraordinaire Keffals live on his streamhttps://youtube.com/shorts/EdJC3SvgMhI?si=1tOP25NYOGqxwsZe
>>220357345I dont think anyone actually cares. Its just something to talk about.
>>220358561Seems like leftists and their corporations won though.
>>220357119Parody seldom works if it's done out of hate, and this is just dripping with smug satisfaction.
>>220358528They spent a million dollars just to make infowars viewers change the channel? Fucking hell, someone must get fired for that "investment" unless it was some billionaire with no kids to leave their fortune to.
>>220358427>Nobody will vote DemocratThe opposite is true at the moment. You're in a bubble.
>>220358591Is Keffals still on the run from Xanderhall, hiding in Ireland?
>>220358501>>220358519You tried.
>>220358528I hope it becomes another windmill to Ben Collins larping as Don Quixote as he tries his hardest and fails every time trying to obtain it
>>220358606Anon the poojeet is flipping his state red. That's scary. Imagine a real candiate
>>220357913You just plan on saying retarded shit every chance you get?
>>220357500>globalistsTheyre not talking about kikes either, so the same as AJ's InfoWars.
Tim won again
>>220358606Who are the Democrats going to run in the next general election? Gavin Newsome? Who the fuck is voting for California's disastrous policies to be rolled out nationwide?
Alex Jones was made to pay 1.5 billion. 1.5 billion, a sum usually reserved for legal entities like corporations, not individuals. Toyota had to pay only 1.2bn for hiding safety defects in their cars, defects that actually killed 30+ people. Why would an individual be made to pay such a high amount if it isn't weaponising the legal system? It's so outrageous. Not even a fan, it just makes a mockery of the legal system. It's a big joke. How can anyone support it
I'm impressed by how many of you are continuing to be brainwashed by the GOP. Fascinating stuff.
>>220358615I think he’s back in Canada but nobody supports him anymore. Trying to doxx his own side, scamming his own side, and supporting vaush when his horsecock loli folder got leaked killed what support he had. That and his handler Elliot Fong failed to take down KF
>>220358640>California's disastrous policies
>>220358616You are now reminder of a time when leftists, working class champions, were paralysed with fear for three weeks because someone shouted 'NIGGER'.
>>220358666>leftists be like: I'm gonna be homless!>also leftists: haha check out the GDP, look how much money our corporations make
my post was irrefutable, and thus got no replies typical
>>220358643ESL spotted.
>>220358666That's despite the democrats, not because of them. It still has Silicon Valley, for now.
>>220358641t. Alex.
>>220357576Every fan of Tim and Eric Ive met is>millennial>some letter in LGBTQ+>redditorLiterally the worst macro qualities of everyone on the internet without mentioning political affiliation. Also Tim has done nothing in the past decade except glom on to other comedian's projects to remain relevant. All of this should tell everyone something.
>>220358685OI PROFESSOR
>>220358446former hipster irony bro, who congealed into an insufferable shitlib in middle age. It's 100% a type of person. They're all spiteful mutants, getting back at something that happened to them as kids. Trump kind of broke their brains. Not necessarily because of anything he did. Just because he represents the archetype of the 80's movie bully, and people still ultimately like him more than they like Tim Heidecker.
>>220357153Hey ivan how's the two day special operation going? Germany is joining the fight soon. Enjoy the meat grinder zigger. Vatnik scum off the board. Stop raiding.
>>220358730I liked Tim and Eric when they were funny.They're not funny anymore.
>>220358641There are people who support it because of partisan politics. There were hundreds of thousands of Americans who supported an innocent American being shit to death in front of his family because of partisan politics.
>>220358756redditors are still obsessed with this shit? embarrassing
>>220358756Your entire ideology came from Russia.>Germany joins the fightGermany is dependant on Russian gas because dickheads like you convinced them to turn off all their nuclear power plants.
>>220358766Sorry to break it to you bud, but they were only ever funny to 13 year old dumbass pothead stereotypes that morphed in to some version of Tim Heidecker, Seth Rogan or some other jester-jew archetypes.
>>220358878their original shows tap into just the right level of stupidity.
>Look guys, Hillary Clinton's biggest donor is making fun of the guy who wouldn't bringing up Epstein since 2008!Hard to satirize Jones when his bit has been just accusing people of hilariously evil acts and then being 90% right. Are they gonna parody him opposing the Iraq war and bringing up pat tillman and call him a pussy for not wanting to bomb brown people?this will stop getting clicks in 2 weeks. I used to get the onion newspaper at my college 2 decades ago but they started running out of jokes ~2014 & the buyout was a death knell
>>220357516They have such a bad image problem being the Faggot Party
>>220358868Sowwy vladdy:(
>>220358937What's funnier is that it didn't get much clicks. What we're seeing here and x is a desperate move by the onion to get eyes on the thing
>>220358937Oh, and I can't wait to never hear the word "Israel" on Infowars ever again as Haim Sabam is literally a former IDF soldier
>>220358175Hey remember when we tried to tell you about israel for decades and all you bitches did was call us nazis before your npc programming updated? I do and so do many many others kek
>>220358193Nah we got the two dodgy guys, one in hollywood and one in washington. There are no others stop asking questions, goy
>>220357119These political retard jews could actually be funny but it’s like they just care about forcing their political ideas without the jokes. Like south park it really fell off. We didn’t see anything besides Donald’s le Satan. Could have actually been funny but they are just seething jews. He should be talking supporting the trans rights movement implying he fucks trannys, that would be funny.
>>220358666>AI as a sourceEmbarassing, Satan
>>220359051Also >the guy that broke into bohemian grove to expose the jew pedophiles that run our country sacrificing humans IS DRINKING BLOOD hehehe
>>220358948Which party are you implying is the faggot party, sashathe one filled with closeted faggots endlessly sucking kike cock or the one that was subverted into thinking castrating yourself is a great expression of sexual liberationYou have your kremlin kike fingers in both
>>220358950You're sorry your side made sure that Germans directly funded the war in Ukraine? >>220359051Lefties can't do that because they're still the Tranny and Child Grooming Party. Their image is FUCKED.
>>220359093Take your fucking meds, you contextlet retarded bitch lmao
>>220359093>Which party are you implying is the faggot party, sashaLeftists, obviously.
>>220358799They're NAFO trannies. Only reason why they support Ukraine is that the war is getting white Christians on both sides killed.
>>220359118are you retarded, here's a seething russian kike right here>>220359135
>>220359004>>220358937alex jones 100% supported zion don. zion don is the reason we are currently fighting a war for israel. you and alex and tim dillon and joe rogan and andrew schulz can all pretend like you didn’t support zion don sucking israeli dick 24/7. zion don will be hung around his neck and yours to the bitter end. nobody will ever trust you on the issue of jews after supporting this war.
>>220359135>Russians>white>christian
>>220357284>>220357321>>220357524>>220357677>>220357813>It's worth wasting millions and millions of dollars to "own the chuds"This is why you always lose. Same mentality in Pedowood
>>220357119>As a former fanDid you stop being retarded or move on to other retard shit
>>220359120leftists don't have a party or are you referencing when you drag jill stein out of her coffin every election cycle or the myriad of controlled opposition influencers you amplify like hasan piker and larp as his followers, still not a party
>>220359200>zion don will be hung around his neck and yours to the bitter endThree more special days, Magomed?
>>220359221>leftists don't have a party
>>220359200as opposed to what? supporting genocide harris?
>>220357284you can't deny it's some mid 2010s awkward petty ragebait like when 14 year olds on twitter draw 2 straight characters kissing and say "I just drew these characters kissing, whatcha gonna do now?"
>>220357119The inherent problem with this is that it doesn't work as satire. Nothing you lampoon or parody will be funnier than anything that Alex Jones has actually done and said himself
>>220357119>You can't play someone and have contempt for them at the same time-Norm McDonald
>>220359224Do you really think you get to act smug after the iran disaster?
>>220357119Why do liberals hate infowars and Alex Jones so much? He's completely unhinged, but they are treating him like some sort of a villain they have to defeat. It's like making Chris Chan your nemesis
>>220359200The democrats would've done the exact same zionist shit but would also have spunked away trillions in foreign "aid" (LGBT propaganda) and opened the borders for another 20 million illegal immigrants that ice can't remove without psychos attacking them
>>220359283Don't try debating the Fuentes fag. It's a literal psy op to turn America into a faux Communist nation>HURR DURR WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WEST BY... UH... GIVING ALL THE POWER TO THE COMMUNIST WHO WANT US DEAD HURR DURR
>>220357119nah, they didnt even really quote him or wrote anything he would say. they mocked him but it could have been so much better. literally the most expensive one time gag. no one will watch this.
>>220357153>some butthurt Alexfag is upset that his propaganda gremlin isn't allowed to fleece victims of school shootings anymore lol cry me a river faggot. This is literally the free market you pretend to love.
>>220359270>Why do liberals hate infowars and Alex Jones so much?because he's smarter and funnier than they are and has 100x the audience. it's pure seethe.
>>220359240they don't
>>220357516Jones has literally argued schizo positions about there being gay agendas from the deep state to make men homosexual. So that's the joke, yes newfaggot.
>>220359240This party was going to implement financial reforms to benefit the working class?
what the fuck is going on with the captchas today>>220359200>your Israel first politician won!>If my Israel first politician had been elected we totally wouldn't be going to war for israel again!name a presidential candidate who have been less than neutral on Israel in the last 30 years and polled over 2%. Clinton would have been using nukes on Lebanon by now.I'll take slow decline and war in the sandbox over total ethnic replacement and war in the sandbox
Modern day leftists are islamic apologists that want to turn american politics into a one issue eternal jew vs muslim snoozefest, they have no party because they're nothing more than foreign subversives larping on the anonymous internet to distract from russia's genocide of Ukraine
>>220357119>>220357153>"I AM A PROUD AND UNABASHED SATANIST! I WORSHIP THE DEVIL AND DRINK BLOOD">has a gay pride flag logo Fucks sake. Self awareness is completely lost on these people. They don't even understand the joke is on them
>>220357665>It was just a prank brofucking a, you asshats are so retarded.
>>220357940>GOP is the most unpopular group of pedo defenders and retards on planet earth >President is a bumbling retard making Golden statues of himself and falling asleep in between posting AI slop of him as the literal Christ >"nobody will vote Democrat"
>>220357119Nothing they could ever do will be funnier than Alex Jones being himself.
>>220359430Enjoy going to war in Iran for Israel! I'm just two more weeks you'll get Trumpcare too!
>>220359445Trump won the popular vote after 8 years of being smeared because the democrat platform is basically psychotic identity politics and open borders. Watch them double down when they don't even have their "Trump will declare himself king and genocide all the gay babies of brown color" line any more.
>>220359414>the party that brokered the Iranian nuclear deal would somehow, for reasons unknown to us, just decide to waste billions of dollars bombing Iran
>>220359270Its mostly because of Sandy Hook, until then he was just the gay frogs guy. You can meme all you want but denying dead kids exist is never a good look.
>>220359270Libs are conditioned to worship the MSM so anything that's counter to that idea is basically the devil to them. Personally I think Alex is controlled opposition but if you had to pick one I would stick with Alex over the shit on TV any day
>>220357153cry harder chud, woke 2 is gonna last a while
>>220359523it's not a "smear" if it's just reporting on his very obvious crimes, Ivan.>double down He's quite literally floating the idea of declaring the next general election stolen so he can involve emergency powers to stay as President and that's the entire reason he's gutted the DOJ and the FBI and replaced them with cultists but ok, retarded faggot.
>>220357153>they hated him because he spoke the truthKek. Fpbp. This is painfully unfunny, and no matter how much you hate Alex Jones, it doesn’t make it funny.I’m reminded of something I think Norm MacDonald said, that impressions are not funny when motivated by hatred instead of a good natured kidding.
>>220359523I truly don't think you've gone outside in a while because this entire country, even deeply red cities, are like one really bad recession away from stringing him and his family up in a tree. The only mindless drones defending him are his appointees looking for a paycheck and low IQ paint eaters that have sunk cost themselves into prob commiting suicide when he's in prison or dead.
>>220359545I don't think so. They hate him for the same reason they hated Charlie Kirk. They both attacked the "progressive" cult ideology by pointing out the insanity of things like trans kids and open borders.
>>220359606>you can only make a good impression of Hitler if you like him
>>220359634Maybe if you say trans and open borders another hundred million times it will change the price of gas?
>>220359634Nah no one really gave a shit about anything he was doing until he doubled down on the crisis actor bologna. He was pretty safe in his lane before that.
>>220359270It's probably the whole trying to turn the victims of a school shooting into another shitty conspiracy theory bit. It was a little scummy
>>220359575I bet you still think Trump said white supremacists are fine people. Trump was less authoritarian than Biden over covid, so I guess Biden was basically Stalin, right?>>220359628I don't doubt he's lost popularity but the democrats are finished. It won't be Trump vs the democrats next election, it'll be someone relatively normal vs the democrats. If Trump could win the popular vote against them, imagine how well an actual politician will do.
https://youtu.be/zLzO-07D-0AThis is the only infowars thing I’ve actually seen
>>220359695>Democrats are finished kek ok sport, I'll be drunk on /pol/ for another round of "the election was stolen" comedy gold like 2020.
>>220359695>I bet you still think Trump said white supremacists are fine peoplecorrect, Ivan. Because I used my ears and eyes to watch and hear him say that, to see him equivocate the proud boys, a literal homeland terror organization, had "very fine people" among them.
>>220359695>it'll be someone relatively normalanother stooge to funnel your money to the top while you cheer at pictures of him as Christ... fuck everything about you
>>220359654No but maybe you'll realise how utterly mental and unpopular those policies are.>>220359674>He was pretty safe in his laneI thought the same about Charlie Kirk until he was killed and the progressive cult cheered. If you side with Trump you might as well be a Nazi demon from hell in their minds.
>>220357119No parody they can do of Alex Jones will ever be more entertaining than Alex Jones himself. It's like hiring someone to imitate and mock CWC.
>>220359496I'm not a trump supporter and you don't give one shit about healthcare, you only care about accelerating america's collapse and larp in some ill fated delusion you'll be at the top and not lined up against a wall and shot, you cringelord faggot
>>220359750General voters think you are literally obsessed with trans kids, it's killing every trumptard candidate and making these idiots radioactive, while the average American is worried about healthcare and gas prices. How retarded are you? Nobody thinks that's a voting issue. It's not even what won Trump the election.
>>220359764What a bizzare little fit you just had.>I'm not a Trump supporter I'm willing to bet actual dollars you voted for him lol
>>220359713Will there be universal mail in ballots again though?>>220359744Dems presided over the greatest transfer of wealth from the poor and middle class to the top 0.1% in history.
>>220359791you think kamala is the same as trump, words don't matter to islamic cocksucking larping leftists like you
>>220359792>he's still coping about how mail-in ballots work lol bro it's been like, almost a decade now to figure this shit out. It's like being a flat earther
>>220359812That's a yes then, you did lol
>>220357515Double Reddit response
>>220359792>Dems presided over the greatest transfer of wealth from the poor and middle class to the top 0.1% in history.the President is a literal billionaire
>>220359761It's kind of funny in that it's a faithful recreation of what the bulk of Infowars was actually like: Alex constantly promoting some product of his and taking fucking forever to do it. Had this happened under different circumstances I'm sure Alex himself would have found it amusing
>>220359812At least we wouldn't be in another fucking forever war in the ass end of the middle east
>>220359818Just a coincidence that the bellwether counties that correctly predicted the result 95% of the other times, called 2020 for Trump with 94% certainty? Universal mail in ballots are banned all over the world. Guess why. If you think that election was legit then it you who doesn't understand universal mail in voting fraud.
>>220359863>muh bellwether cope How many times does anyone outside of your trump general have to explain this
>>220359839Dem politicians are all multimillionaires from shady dealings. That doesn't change the fact that Dems only pay lip service to progressive economic policy. Mass immigration alone absolutely decimates America's poor.
>>220359863The thing about conspiracy theories is that they're only fun for people who live mundane lives. When the reality is so much worse, your stupidity starts to lose its luster.
>>220359827ohh, you're doing the meme where leftists pretend not to understand what you're saying, cute
>>220359538Maybe, maybe not, but they guaranteed would’ve let Gaza continue unabated
show is live now - tune in, trannys! https://www.alexjoneslive.com/show/
>>220357717Kek
>>220359850according to leftists we would
>>220359895You haven't explained anything, ever. You just claim it's been debunked then run away. Every time. "There's no evidence," and then shut your eyes when someone shows you the mountains of evidence.hereistheevidence.com
I love Tim and Eric show but this is just not funny. When the impression comes from a bad place it's never good. Tim hates Alex Jones so he can't channel a good impression. I don't remember who said it but for an impression to work you gotta at least find something likeable about the subject.
>>220357438>The reason this is all happening is because Alex Jones was proven wrong in a court of lawCourt is never about proving anything wrong. It's about either showing something is more likely than not to be true (or not) in a civil case, or whether something is true (or not) beyond a REASONABLE DOUBT. But it's never, ever about proving something is definitively true or definitively false. In Jones's case, it was a civil matter The judge or jury only needs to be 50.01% convinced of something to render a verdict. This is not even close to proving something to any definitive standard. So fuck off, hooknose.
>>220359936>There's so much evidence look at all this conjecture, how could conjecture not be treated as evidence, it makes no sense!
>>220359368I mean, there are...Epstein openly had an interest in this stuff.
>>220357119>what if alex jones was a gay satanist XDXDthey paid a billion bucks for this?
>>220359936>hereistheevidence.comoh lol you are baiting me
>>220359214>It's worth voting for a pedophilic, warmongering profiteering, alcoholic grifters to own the libsbros..
>>220359910"You're stupid and boring" is not an argument. And it's not clever or interesting either, so get over yourself.
>>220359384Your image problem is yours to deal with, shouldn't have welcomed the retards and people may have taken you seriously. Sucks for you.
>>220359642>everyone knows hitler spoke english with a berlin accentpretty much every impression of hitler is bad, yes
>>220359792This chart is unreadable as is. What do any of these names/percentages mean?
>>220359913Did you vote for trump or not?
>>220359952>>220359974>if I just call it conjecture or trolling then refuse to address it then it's like it doesn't existWhatever. I'm not even American and I can see it was blatantly rigged, by the party that then robbed the American people for mega corporations, and people still want to vote for them because Orange Man Bad. It's pathetic.
>>220359939>I love Tim and Eric show but this is just not funny.Agree. What the fuck happened to Tim? This is just sad.
>>220359654Weird hill for you to die on, do you not realize your entire movement and existence is designed to make your enemies look sane in comparison?
>>220360006I already said I didn't, you're mentally retarded
>>220360004They're bellwether counties, which are counties that very reliably reflect general election results because of how in tune with the rest of the nation they are.
>Nothing looks dumber than parodying self-parody
>>220360020I suspect he has always been like that, that's why I don't like to conflate political views with someone's work but seems like in the last 10 years it has been inevitable, politics are bleeding into comedy and it sucks on both sides.
>>220359863And they fucking shut down the whole world to make it happen to. >the election is over no need for this shit anymore covid is gone or doesn't matterSo blatant
>Every single right-wing podcast guy is controlled opposition!!!!111111>nevermind that the right own the government and have said podcast guys in the adminman you guys are are really tiresome
>>220359776>healthcare and gas pricesThings that the left also ignores in favor idpol bullshit now?
>>220359776No such thing as trans kids, groomer.
>>220360055I don't think COVID was motivated by the election fraud, it was just an opportunity to completely change the rules so that whoever had the most political activists going door to door harvesting mail in ballots would able to steal it. And Dems live in cities where doors are next to each other, not miles apart.
>>220359545There's an argument to be made that people should be allowed to talk about the possibility that a shooting could have been faked. Whether or not Sandy Hook in fact was.Do we want to be in a world where we simply cannot ask questions? Do you trust your government to never lie?
>>220360013>im not even American lol there it is
I love how Tim eternally makes /tv/ seethe kek
>>220360059left/right and the government itself doesn't exist.it's only AIPAC and the citizens they rape.
>>220360095Then why was it suddenly over immediately after the election? Think, man.
>>220360099Yeah, but then when he went and doubled down the actual victims of said shooting also have a right to kick him in the shin for being a prick.
>>220360103shut up, Tim.
>>220360088This. Kids obviously don't have genders.
>>220358599You do know Citizens United was considered a right wing win, right? "Corporations = people" is a distinctly conservative POV.
So these lefties are so stupid and easy to bully they must be eglin afb boys pretending right?
>>220360099If you think all he did was posit the question once and was shut down for the simple act of asking, you have your thumb in your ass.
>>220360111
>>220360135Okay, but there are always going to be victims.You could say talking about the Kennedy assassination isn't fair on his family. You could say it's unfair to call Erica Kirk a psychotic bitch...
>>220359384>leftists>benefitting working class>ever
>>220360145No such thing, groomer pedo
>>220360156ivan's can't help but out themselves, how many refineries are on fire today
>>220357309>His voice is accurateIt's not. If you listen until the end of the clip, he slips more and more into generic Texan hick accent. Jones doesn't talk like that. It'd be like doing an Obama impression and ending up sounding like Samuel L Jackson.
>>220360121Because the money had been printed and the cheques had cleared, and the American people (including future generations) had been wrung dry of every possible dollar before it turned into complete chaos. That's my guess anyway.
>>220360167in principle, that's what they're upset about. The narrative is sacred, and we don't ask questions.I'm not even saying Jones isn't a dope (or a bad actor). It's not the point.
>>220360138lol get fucked Sam you unfunny hack
>>220359496>Enjoy going to war in Iran for Israel!Don't make me tap the sign.
>>220360186So that's a yes? Or are you admitting to being a russian trying to sow division? >>220360189The timing is too perfect for me not to suspect it.
>>220357842It was also originally bid on using the future money from the people the auction was being had to pay. From what I gathered it doesn't even seem like The Onion was the highest bidder? Or put up real money? Seems lile the judge just ordered Jones to sell his IP to The Onion to wipe the ridiculous gignillion dollar fine.
>>220359628>because this entire country, even deeply red cities, are like one really bad recession away from stringing him and his family up in a treeWill that be in two weeks or in three special days, Ivan?
>>220360059is it true that the SPLC was funding people to make the right wing look unpalatable and conflate every reasonable position with an untenable position?
>>220357526>>220357666He lost I agree
>>220359654>Maybe if you say trans and open borders another hundred million timesI will still be a quadrillion times away from leftists, because those are their only policies. >muh gasGas is still miles away from what it was during leftist lockdowns.
>>220360219only russian shills mention eglin or nafo, you retarded anally stuffed broom handle riding shill bitch
>>220359384They say it and never quite get around to it when the have power, funny how that works.
>>220360095america uses a system called "secret ballot"that means if you can get an illegal ballot to touch the pile of legal ballotsthere is now no way to get the illegal ballot back out of the pilerecounts and audits cant find it eitherit is so obvious that the 2020 election was a bunch of extremely corrupt people putting illegal ballots on the piles of legal ballots
>>220360289Thank you for confirming 100%
alex going the fuck off right now on live show lmaoif you're not willing to eat your leftist neighbors, you're simply ngmi
>>220359776>average American is worried about healthcareYes, I am worried leftards want healthcare only for the rats they import by millions.
>>220360289>Eglintard seething about getting called out
>>220360285gas prices rose both times because of the actions of trump, his weakness he presented before putin caused the continued invasion of Ukraine that spiked gas prices the first timeand this time because of his unwinnable iranian blunder so he wouldn't have to ship missiles to Ukraine so he fired them into Ukraine for no strategic gain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k09EC0bKk58
>>220360317kremlin kike pilpul>>220360336idiot vatnik misusing green text
>>220360340ha ha you care about ukraine stillyou are like an old model of robot
>>220360340Nice cope, Achmed
>>220360350the placeboing ones were amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhWv5zpdsoo
>>220360148You do know that leftist lockdowns quadrupled the wealth of billionaires?
>>220360374I've been calling out the leftist islamic alliance in this thread, you retarded pilpuling kremlin kikeholy shit you're fucking retarded
>>220360392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
>>220358001Seethe mostly. People watched Jones because of the unhinged rants and lip service to their personal biases in the form of conapiracies. Tim could have lampooned those conspiracies by dialing them up to ridiculous levels or used it as a platform to push lefty conspiracies which would piss off the right wing that makes him seethe and generate the views they need at the same time. He's just taking it to personally, kind of like Baldwin's Trump double life he lived 2016-2020. I don't think the left has figured out dressing up like the guy you hate and doing stupid shit to own the chuds makes for compelling satire.
>>220360340>caused the continued invasion of UkraineLeftist was in Whitehouse during the invasion.
>>220360416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i91XV07Vsc0
>>220360437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8
>>220360415Oh yeah, this is definitely an Eglintroon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB7ZD-k3t-c
>>220360424no one in the white house at the time was a leftist
>>220360457>Oh yeah, this is definitely an Eglintroon
>>220360507Nice selfie
>>220360514vatnik shift change or have you faggots finally realized we hit the bump limit ages ago
>>220360493Once again, purge your ranks if you want any of your good ideas to be taken seriously. Seething and pretending doesn't help one bit. Fix your image problem or continue to lose normal people who may be interested in consistent and thought out lefty policies. Anything else, like pretending that leftists and faggots of various flavors aren't essentially the same thing due to your actions and yours alone. Imagine if you guys weren't stupid enough to fall for being controlled opposition designed to make the repubs look better
>>220358666>1 Trillion in Debt>burns down every year>kicking people off Medi-Cal because they spent all the money on illegals>Most Homeless>San Francisco's streets full of human shit and closed businesses>"vote for me, an illiterate retard just like all you niggers!" T. Governor Melty>look ma! The gdp is like really big!No wonder they got away with funneling disaster relief funds for the fire victims into non-profits.
>>220357119Pity Tim is such a faggot. I really enjoyed his Cinema show and his murder trial.
>>220360583look in a mirror some time, the far left and the far right are both the same shit, horseshoe theoryyou know this and that's what you exploit
>>220360168Imagine unironically supporting Israel's invasion of Palestine when it was the kikes originally who caused all these problems by moving into Palestine to form Israel out of a soverign state that already existed. I thought lefties hated Whites because they stole native American land? Isn't what Israel did literally the same?
>>220360583the way to get you to suck cock with no questions asked is to put an r next to the cock
>>220360744muslims are jews on steroids, i hope you all diego to reddit where your kvetching is supported and encouraged
>>220360744lol whatabout the native americans
>>220360493Yes, there was a leftist - Biden, guy who presided over lockdowns, Covid passes, and one of the biggest successful attacks on 2nd Amendment in US history.
>>220360493Obama messiah wasn't in the white house during 2014? I know you guys gave Joe "the most popular President of all time" Biden the ol' Trotsky after his fall from grace in the debate but come on now, you can't keep voting for non-liberals to lead the liberal party and then get assblasted about it.
>>220360726>the far left and the far right are both the same shitThere is no far-left, only left.
>>220359099They could make a joke that the dems supply the trannys for the republicans to fuck.
>>220359642Show me a single funny impression of Hitler. I can only think of the time an obese black woman played Hitler which was kinda funny, and that was not motivated by butthurt.
>>220357119I can tell you have extremely high estrogen levels
>>220360910biden would never be considered a leftist, you don't know the definitions of the words you use
>>220360914
>>220358146>It's all so tiresome dealing with hicks.It's a literal reference to what he said in his skit, you shit for brains
>>220359642YesEvery Hitler impression I've ever seen is terrible, they always get it wrong
>>220357119This btw proves Alex was right that Sandy Hook was faked.
>>220361380It really does make it stranger that they never bothered to released any of the crime scene photos just to prove Alex wrong and rub it in. It’s grisly sure but if you’re having someone whose able to convince thousands of people of something and you have proof to disprove it, why not release to proof?
>>220361380they don’t care, they have been lazy and don’t try to hide anymore. They want goyim to suffer.>>220361565THNK OF THE CHILDREN YOU SICK FUCK>also Israel posting child corpses from their selfish wars to make everyone support Israel.
