every scene in this show feels like an HR training video where two characters talk and then a little question pops up like>What do you think Sarah could have done differently to manage this situation with Andrew better?why does every scene end as a "teaching moment" and a life lesson for every character in it?
kike
for me it’s bryan cranston’s autistic daughter
times you acted like The Pitt
>>220359066My boss is his brother
>>220359190she is a cutie
>>220359066Because hospitals really are shitholes like that. Sure they try to pack too many odd situations one after the other so it feels fake, but everyone is constantly overworked so the show isn't really far fetched. Also they put too much focus in bitchy interactions between characters, it misses the point that everyone's on the edge, and that every time someone is rude is because work isn't going as expected.A better way to write it would be to script a workload for the characters, establish a routine where everyone is working fine, then have an unexpected complication to set everyone on disaster mode. It's a good attempt but that's the reason it feels preachy.
I've taken to just call this show "The Kino".
>>220359066>why does every scene end as a "teaching moment" and a life lesson for every character in it?it's what modern npcs want
>>220359066Real hospitals are 10x worse than that. The only thing missing is all the doctors cheating on their wives with slutty nurses
*siiiiiiip*
>>220359066Not enough Phillips beeping noises.Not enough people screaming out moaning in agony. Not enough ugly gowns. Not enough masks. Not enough "i don't know what the fuck is wrong with you, just go home and die Lmao"
>>220359236When I got angry at a racist chud and then stopped ICE from deporting a Mexican.
What do you mean they're gonna be all right?
>>220359066>Why does every scene in this teaching hospital feel like a teaching momentYou haven't watched the show. Doctors are constantly learning new techniques on and off the field. The past 2 seasons have doctors in training. Attending Drs like dr robbie and abbot are pros who have been through years and years of training and on field experience. They also make a point early on in season one that their overall patient satisfaction is low and they need to be more hospitable and understanding.>>220359479They need that bitchy interaction stuff because it's a drama so they need more at stake besides just lives. We're supposed to learn and care about these characters.
>>220361846>This guy>AgainHaha chicken nugget, haha anal sex, haha he's a hero for men, haha ghosts. Did we cover it? Shit is getting old bro. Make the guy who killed his gf in that national park 5 years ago your new here ffs
>>220361938uh oh melty
>>220361964What does that even mean?
>>220359066the way they all act performative and always have witty lines on cue and the camera swings around is just too choreographed and fake
>>220362013>This TV show isn't realistic enough Stick to documentaries then. I don't get this fucking complaint. Do you want to watch them mindlessly scroll on their phone and take an extra 10 minutes on their lunch break?
>>220361696>Screaming out and moaningAs someone who's been the hospital a few times that's not very accurate.
>>220362042fuck off retard
>>220361938>Make the guy who killed his gf in that national park 5 years ago your new here ffsJP Galliepy? Not gonna lie, that was kino as fuck. Won't happen though, mods here won't touch it, JP is after all the reason why Richard Spencer fucked off forever and agency replaced him with Fuentes.
>>220359190I’m glad to see an autistic female who isn’t written like a mental five year old. She nails the awkwardness of not knowing when it’s your time to talk or what you’re allowed to say.
>>220362077Thanks for the concession.
>>220362138He was merely pointing out that (You) are a retard that should fuck off.
>>220362090Who? I'm talking about Brian Laundry. That retard who killed his vanlife gf in a national park and then fled to his Florida trash parents and "killed himself" in a park. I don't know who Jp is and when I googled it I found nothing. Qrd?
>>220362102Her mannerisms are great.
>>220362173Yes he had no real argument or response to slid down to ad hominem. He clearly has a low IQ. You didn't need to explain it.
>>220362174Sorry, misspelled the name, it was Jean-Francois Gariépy, neuro-surgeon prominent in actual alt-right circles, who drove his gf to a canadian forest, returned without her, she was never seen again and he makes videos mocking her close ones and investigators from time to time, like scrubbing his entire apartment dressed in hazmat suit a month after her disappearance, giving advice on how to get rid of really persistent dirt and smears.
>>220362325>This chinstrap looking retard>Neurologist Jesus this guy looks like an early 90s dipshit
>>220362325JF recently had three children removed from his care by authorities as they were living in filth.
>>220362455Why did he have 3 children in his care? This guy looks like he shouldn't be within 5 miles of a school.
Did they just forgot the whole covid thing in season 2? It never even went anywhere
>>220362530Robbie came to terms with it in season 1 and they're two or so years out from it if I remember correctly. Whatever day it was in season one was the anniversary of Robbie's mentor's death so it hit harder.
>>220362523Somehow had two already then recently had a third with some crazy bitch who got with him because she's the kind of chick who sends love letters to Charles Manson.Then even she wised up and called child services.I think it's weird how he made a big deal about bleaching his entire house then a couple years later naked children in his care are rolling in shit on the living room floor.
>>220362869When did he kill his girlfriend and have these other kids? What are they like 14 or something? I saw he was 43 or something. This story seems gay plus he's French Canadian so he should already be put to death.
This is the worst example of millennial snark writing ever made. My first thought was "nobody actually talks like this," but after 15 years of all media sounding exactly like it, I guess people do talk like it now. Especially quirk chungus types in healthcare. So is it realistic? Did it write itself into realism? What is real anymore? Why do we let these people write anything? When media consumption is the most important life activity to something like 70% of people now, how are slop-cannon writing crews not relieved of their tongues by angry mobs? I have no answers. All I know is that this show is perfectly designed to induce psychic pain in me specifically.The plots themselves are ridiculous of course, way worse on the absurdity scale than even Gray's Anatomy (which can at least be fun). I've only caught a few minutes of The Pitt here and there, always against my will, but literally every single subplot is something along the lines of "illegal immigrants need emergency healthcare but ICE is trying to interfere! Good thing our Mixed Race Lesbian knows The Law better than them!" or "this evil white guy overdosing on cocaine (rich btw) ATTACKED a NURSE for NO REASON. Now they're making sure he gets arrested while making snarky comments about him being able to post bail because he plays golf - but he can't stop them from kicking him out of school, even though he threatens to sue!" Every single one is downstream of "and then everybody clapped" posts on bluesky, stolen from 2015 tumblr.
>>220362325Jesus I just looked him up. He dated some retarded girl after his 3rd divorce. This dude is retarded and should be killed.
But I digress. Aside from the insane libtard revenge fantasies, I really have to revisit the writing here. It's unlike anything I've seen outside of lolcow AO3 fanfics. My Immortal-tier, if My Immortal showed an even narrower spectrum of emotions and characters, and the writers knew even less about how the world worked. Everybody speaks with precise technical language all the time, like how a 12 year old would write an Epic Genius Doctor. Have any of them ever been in an ER? You could tell me the show was generated by an LLM trained exclusively on therapy transcripts and Reddit and I'd believe you. I don't know if humans are capable of producing that level of cringe. It's new technology at the very least.But they really do run with the bit, the hyper-professional language especially, to the point that it goes all the way down to minor bureaucratic things. We're treated to social worker monologues about how the hospital's app works. About employee benefits that let the staff file a request for therapy. About how to approach differently-abled lesbian relationship dynamics.The overall vibe and effect is "corporate training video where they're allowed to say 'fuck,' but inexplicably all use the verbal cadence of a really bad anime dub voice actor." It's like someone animated the mind palace of a 28-year old "HR professional" who thinks JK Rowling is "really problematic" but still thinks Harry Potter is real life. Horrifying, horrifying stuff.And even if you make it past that, the central premise isn't even entertaining! The characters are strongly unlikable, and even more than that, *boring.* Everybody is condescending and cruel and painfully unfunny, despite a clear intent to show them as quick-witted. But at the end of the day, The Pitt tells you, they're Helping People. They're The Adults In The Room. Everything would collapse without them. Maybe it should.
>>220359190>bryan cranston’s autistic daughterHuh, didn't know that. Why does she have her mother's surname?
>>220362932>This stupid show from JewBO is more jew slop No fucking shit.
>>220362932>>220362952Wow. This isn't pasta.
>>220363000Trips of truth.
>>220362950>should be killedConsidering that he scared Richard Spencer to death just by casually mentioning that he used to be on Jeffrey Epstein's payroll, there's a good chance he could do it to you instead.
>>220362952baste
>>220362325Gayrapey is a neurobiologist, not a neurosurgeon. Interestingly enough, he received money from Epstein, like 25k.>>220362950He has a track record of trying to groom retarded/mentally ill women. Elora, the woman he probably killed, sounded like she was slow.>>220362898She disappeared mid-2023, but it wasn't until late-2023 that she was reported missing. He has five or six kids. Two of them are with Elora, two with two women before Elora, and one or two with (probably) another two women after Elora. As far as I know, he only has custody of the two with Elora. I don't think either of them are older than ten.
>>220359066>tranny misgendering scene>two homos having a kid through surrogacy>decent, hardworking white man is the villain that punches the staffGoyslop through and through
>>220363160>This retard has powerHe's been divorced 3 times. He's a loser.
>>220360953it's not. it's what the leftist apparatus chooses to give them, and it tells them they're good goys if they eat it all up and comply, and they are eager to comply. it is not organic or grassroots.
>>220359347not really. you just think she's attainable. (she's not.)
>>220363395Jesus the girls he goes after must be seriously retarded to go along with him.
>>220362971anti-nepo willfulness. a ploy for admiration.
>>220363604Yea I don't get it. She looks like a female version of her dad.
>>220359479Every hospital in UK is a load of pointless women in uniform sat around doing fuck all whilst 30 people wait 4 hours to see the one doctor
I am so fucking sick of this bitch doing this shit with her fucking eyes in every shot.
>>220363982She's almost as autistic as the actual autistic girl sometimes.
>>220359066It's propaganda to make the public trust doctors and nurses again and see them as altruistic heroes after they blew all their credibility during covid. >antivaccine LE BAD>Donating your organs LE GOOD>Every white male patient LE DUMB AND EVIL>Every minority patient LE SOULFUL SAINTS>Every white male doctor is mentally unwell or the buttmonkey>Every minority and female doctor LE PERFECT>MCU humor and quips>millenial humor (WELL...that happened)>Grey's Anatomy tier melodrama and writing>all doctors and nurses are heckin altruistic WHO JUST CARE ABOUT YOU SO MUCHIt's a pro-doctor PSA After school special basically
>>220364084Forgot some>TRANNY WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN>Anti-ICE propaganda JUST BECAUSE, THAT'S WHY>Nurses aren't retarded, they're actually the most important members of the hospital and doctors would be lost without them!
>>220363425>>220364084>>220364124>This modern day Jew show is jew slopWater is wet. Fire is hot. Why are you watching this shit if you're just gonna hate it?
>>220359066The same people who make these shows are the people who make propaganda for HR managerialism.
>>220363636>>220363604she's prettyalso saying she looks like her dad isnt really a negative, have you seen bryan cranston when he was young?
>>220364084The entire series is propaganda for the for profit medical industry that employs 80 iq middle aged roasties who failed at life to be responsible for life and death decisions and doctors who cheated on every test and put symptoms into chatgpt.
>>220364430literally mid
>>220364430She's mid. I wouldn't call her ugly but a buddy of mine is also attracted to her and I can tell it's because she plays up the autism on the show.>Have you seen him when he was youngWhat does that have to do with anything? He's a man. She looks vaguely Manish/like her father. I don't exactly want to think of a man's face when I'm missionary with a girl.
>>220364464then it sounds like I need to move because she looks better than 95% of the women I see in public
>>220364430>incel males are dangerous subhuman murderers.>incel females are cute little pixies that do no wrong.You can just tell this shit is written by a room of full of california dykes.
>>220364535Where are you from? She looks on par with middle America.
>>220364464Show us a picture of yourself.
>>220359066Because 21st century healthcare is a giant HR convention
>>220359066>why is television, one of if not the most popular form of media globally, used to push propaganda?a mystery to be sure
>>220364548I mean they shit on her character somewhat when her retarded sister gets a bf and she gets really controlling and weird.
>>220362952it feels like there's a few writers in the room trying to make a show that's actually entertaining, maybe even funny, but they're being shot down by someone I can only characterize as Dr. Autist - whoever they hired to make the show "the most accurate medical drama on television" or whatever the fuck. That's why it feels like an HR video and entirely alien compared to the usual woke TV. >unlucky med student who keeps getting blood and puke all over him, meaning he changes scrubs every episode i.e. multiple times over the course of a single morning >no payoff>conflict with Corporate ER Company bitch and zero-personality Cuddy type>no payoff>death of the MC's mentor during COVID, including semi-competently shot traumatic flashbacks that don't match the rest of the show's tone at all>payoff = deli sandwiches>multi-episode storyline about a Catholic family coming to terms with their son's brain death and organ donation>despite everyone walking on eggshells around them for the whole season, they ultimately understand that brain death = death and only struggle for about 1.5 scenes with the organ donation. no payoff.the only teeth this show has is the meticulous attention to medical gore
>>220364551houston texasa lot of the women here are not a healthy weight
>>220359066TV is junk made to keep women occupied coz they don't have hobbies and they're no longer having children.They are the biggest demographic by an extremely wide margin.
>>220364654Of course you'd think she's hot when you have piggies running around.
>>220364654AHUH, I SEE, UH, HOUSTON, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT: THE GREATER SAN ANTONIO METRO AREA. THAT MEANS ALL Y'ALL DOWN IN HOUSTON GOT THEM WOMEN WITH A GREATER AREA TOO.
>>220364238It's like Steve Sailer reading the NYT so we don't have to.
>>220359347the spastic mid persona is damaging to her final score.
>>220359066>50something ER doctor with decades of experience has existential crisis every couple of hours instead of just yanking the plug out of the socket, signing off the organ donation form and calling his buddy to organise the weekend's golf trip
>>220364535what favela-tier shithole are you from where this objective 7 looks better than 95% of your local options?
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>>220365471I don't know if it was really him be he said Houston. Makes sense if true.
Sex with McKay
>>220365536unprotected (while I watch)someone post the gif
iced coffee with dr shen and crawling in the dark with dr abbot
>>220364588>>unlucky med student who keeps getting blood and puke all over him, meaning he changes scrubs every episode i.e. multiple times over the course of a single morning >>no payoff>loses his card a year later despite setting the audience up to think he'll drop it in the return machinebravo noah
>>220365536If I had to list it's the new Arabic broad. The lesbian mean Dr. Santos.
The Pitts > The Pitt
>>2203654717 is an above average score
>>220365893it's a C, not 95th percentile. don't get uppity.
>>220362932>>220362952These posts had more thought put into them than the whole show.
>>220362971It's probably not even his daughter. He's a cuck who promotes critical race theory
Why does Robby hate women so fucking much?
>>220367638Women will never understand male ESP
>>220364570Gotta spend those government trillions somehow.
>>220363622whatthe nepo part comes during the casting, when all parties involved know perfectly well of her connections
>>220363982yeah she's the worst actor by far
>>220365686the Mexican neckslut is the hottest by far
>>220369803sure. the name thing isn't about that. it's about PR.
>>220363425>>decent, hardworking white man is the villain that punches the staffthe 3 best characters in the show are straight white men though>Langdon>Abbot>WhittakerI'm excluding Dr Rabbi I mean Robbi for obviously reasons
>>220363395>he received money from Epstein, like 25k.Some of the many mails said that they had some interest on human experiments. Maybe that's why he had that money, he was running experiments by breeding with retards.
>>220369959abott is a bit silly but langdon and whitaker are my niggers
>>220359066It's a show for women like all modern tv shows
>>220359066What is the series The Pitt about??
>>220359347Sex with her!!!
>>220363720post hand
