Mike is hospitalized at the University of Wisconsin Hospital for hantavirus, Jay has been forcibly taken to a secure isolation facility, and Rich Evans is on the run from armed FEMA officers. It's really over for RLM this time.
I think the government made the plague on purpose.
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>>220361075jay gave his dog's rectum a bout of monkeypox
Gen X is worse than boomers
Rich Evans ran over and killed a homeless man with his car on August 7th, 2023 at approximately 2:35AM CT. He hasn't been formally charged or arrested yet but has agreed to turn himself in to the authorities. The police found no drugs or alcohol in his system, yet he was observed driving into the opposite lane of traffic and accelerating into the man standing adjacent to the street. The man was clearly illuminated by powerful streetlights, and there are multiple camera feeds capturing Rich's car audibly accelerating. Basically, Rich just straight up killed a hobo for no reason while completely sober and has no other excuse other than murder. His family and friends are completely shocked, Rich just wants to act like nothing happened. His significant other is talking to a lawyer about getting his charges reduced to manslaughter but Rich confessed to doing something similar to another homeless person in Michigan in 2016. Authorities haven't been able to confirm or identify that particular victim at this present time, but it's likely Rich is telling the truth.
>>220361075Mike is definitely a cat.
>>220361075Two of my three best friends!
>>220361904Stop spreading lies. Rich used a flamethrower not his SUV.
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>>220361075What the fuck? Did Nerdrotic ambush him with the Hentavirus?
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>>220361904wait, running down hobos is illegal now? since fucking when?
>>220366201Since a few months ago, it came about because Jay ran over Mauler and Critical Drinker claiming they looked like hobos. Mauler and Critical Drinker took Jay to court and then the outcome was Jay lost and the law had to be changed to say that running down hobos is against the law, too
>>220366293fuck, man can't have a hobby any more
>>220366063how do you get hentaivirus? do you need to make panda sad?
>>220366347Yes, Nerdrotic cultivated and harvested it by making pandas watch his livestreams 24/7 as part of his elaborate revenge plan against RLM
