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Wtf????
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>>220362290
sealfags in shambles
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anti "killer" whale propaganda
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>>220362290
they are doing this to me tomorrow
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>>220362290
>OH N-
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>>220362290
Are orcas the blacks of whales?
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>>220362290
>TAKE THE VAX, IT'S COMPLETELY SAFE!
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>>220362662
was he OK?
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COME UP OUT DA WATA
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>>220362290
>>220362410
>>220362662
I don't understand why the eat small seals instead of hunting big sharks or maybe the non predator whales
For an orca one seal is like a human eating 2 or 3 peanuts not enough calories to support their massive weight

Orcas seem pretty malicious and they are very different to predators that hunt merely for survival
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>>220362861
>For an orca one seal is like a human eating 2 or 3 peanuts
Speech to text has gotten pretty amazing.
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>>220362861
A seal is going to have a lot more calories than a shark lmao. I don't know why people hate us so much. Orcas are cool as shit.
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>>220362290
>>220362662
brutal stuff when watched together
how can sea lions even compete
im totally blackpilled now fuck orcas
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>>220362290
predators are fuicking dicks, man. Big cats most of the time they kill you quickly but if they are hungry (or horny), they will kill you slowly, eating you alive, starting by the balls and the ass.

Wolves and wild dogs eat you slowly, starting from the ass and belly. Eagles and birds of prey if they don't behead you in one swoop, they will eat you alive, starting from the eyes. Very few predators kill you quickly.

Thank God I am using and I can kill them (with guns) and eat them.
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>>220362861
Seals have lots of fat. Fats are more caloric than protein.
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>>220362767
Relax, dude. Seals can swim.
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>>220362290
>Why
din din thats why.
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This the thread?
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Orcas are the chads of the sea
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>>220362840
based Quint
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>>220363811
Not all predators are dicks
>Nicklen explained how an encounter with one particular female leopard seal was especially poignant
>instead of harming him, the seal began to "nurture" him.
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>>220363887
That was for Steve, you dirty fucker!
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>>220362290
>hey there's another two of the small ones, get em bro!
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ok, ai and all the scientists werent able to explain this to me

but I bet you guys can


why dont orcas kill hoomans?
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>>220362410
nice.
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>>220362410
kek
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>>220363811
Makes you appreciate the bullfrog... Just swallows you whole lmao
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>>220364128
perhaps because they're so rarely in contact with humans and aren't usually hungry enough when they counter people. i think they also have quite selective diets in general, probably require a lot of fats and we basically just bones. also, those fuckers are probably smart enough to tell that we are the superior species and control the world outside of the sea.
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>>220364128
They do all the fucking time you retard. So do dolphins
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>>220364190
>getting slowly digested inside

no thanks, bro.
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>>220362678
no, orcas work together
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>>220362861
Why are you here posting right now?
It is fun.
Same reason Bottlenose Dolphins actively hunt great whites in their regions. They want to. (though in that case it is because the sharks hunt podmates) Or get high on pufferfish.
Dolphins (orcas are giant dolphins btw) are closest to humans on this planet in that they all have names, have unique language, use tools, play and fuck for fun, rape, and so on.
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>>220362861
orcas do attack sharks, specifically great whites. the most interesting part is that they only eat the liver, they just leave the rest of it lol. i guess they are gourmands

>>220364128
orcas are really nice if you don't lock them a bathtub for years. hoomans also are boney and lean we taste bad
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>>220364128
Too scary, they see us owning the world.
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>>220362290
You can't watch this video and tell me with a straight face nature isn't evil
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>>220364060
Is it sick to want to throw a young child in there?
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>>220363811
bears are the real cunts. wolves do often kill their prey also before eating.
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Obama narrates this series btw
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>>220364128
Same reason they prefer seals over sharks (even non apex predators), blubber.
Humans don't have enough blubber.
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>>220362861
orcas hunt whatever they want
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>>220362906
>us
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>>220364247
Dolphins hunt sharks because they kill baby dolphins. Most of a shark is basically inedible to most things other than bottom feeders.
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>>220364190
>>220364216
vore kino
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>>220362906
>us
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>>220362662
whyd he leave his dumb flippers off the ledge?
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>>220364234
>rape

How can human males even compete?
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>>220364247
Something I learned from watching bears eat salmon is its sometimes safer to just eat what you need. Youre an apex predator anyway
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pinniped? more like pinnipedo
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>>220364589
We can't, that is why dolphins have to stay in the water. Can't let those fuckers get legs or wheels.
They will take all the bitches.
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>>220364128
They do. They're killing for fun.
It's the reason I hate nature documentaries like this so much. They'll see some cruelty going on, often exacerbated by their presence; the animal gets confused by the human presence, and in some cases the prey is actually unable to escape because the camera crew is constantly revealing their position and the predators have clued into that. Then they just go
>OH WELL IT'S JUST NATURE :))))))
when the inevitable happens.
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>>220362705
>SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR HAPPY MEAL
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>>220364111
average Smiling Friends background
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>>220364041
Mammals together strong
Based milkies producers
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>>220364128
They specifically have attacked "migrant" boats many times. They are smart enough to know who to attack and who to not.
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>>220362861
Don't know about sharks but whales are pack animals and generally bigger than orca's. So going after whales is a big risk
>to support their massive weight
They live in water
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>>220364589
so why do people treat zoophilia as ok if it's dolphins again
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>>220362861
>>220364700
Whales are bros, they talk to each other, Whales and Dolphins are directly related. Why would they hunt whales? Most of it is going to be wasted also.
It is like asking why don't you kill the fat lady on the corner near you. Use your brain bro.
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>>220364726
They don't, zoophilia isn't seen as OK outside of the Circle of people who engage in that type of thing and they won't judge you by the animal but by the method.
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>>220364740
>not posting the designated shitting penguin
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>>220364329
Only if it's a Chinese child
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>>220364558
It looks wounded, was probably barely hangin on
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>>220364589
>>220364726
I heard that dolphin penises are prehensile. Like they could pick up a coffee cup with one.
I also heard that dolphin vaginas have full control, like they're in control of their contractions through the entire vaginal tunnel they can milk your dick.
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>>220364752
>Why would they hunt whales
Same reason birds hunts other birds I suppose
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>>220362840
Holy fuck.
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>>220364815
You're thinking of horse vagina's, not dolphin's.
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>>220364041
Kek
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>>220364822
Thing is, most birds could easily consume a whole bird even one 2x their size before rot would set in. A large ass whale would be wasted by an orca pod. Large parts are unsuable by the dolphins. Just like how they only eat certain parts of a shark they kill for territorial reasons, because most of the shark isn't food to them.
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>>220364815
>>220364847
>this thread
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>>220364847
no I'm not
maybe horse vaginas do it too but I'm 100% sure dolphin vaginas do it
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>>220364111
These pokemon scalpers are getting out of control
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>>220364128
It's funny that orcas can differentiate between humans and subhuman mutant 3rd worlders.
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>>220364128
>>220364060
test
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>>220364740
>>220364781
>India before and after Brit colonization
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>>220364128
I have a theory that whales have ;earned genetic memory of how powerful humans are and dont fuck with us out of fear of repercussion.
Similar with dolphins who are innately social with humans rather than predatory.
Both too are extremely intelligent species and mammals so we share a common bond.
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>>220364949
Said it earlier in the thread, dolphins are super fucking smart. They have specific names for each pod member and their own whole language that has different words per pod and shit. They probably don't understand why all the dark landwalkers are invading the light landwalkers area and are trying to back us up.
>Nah fuck that there is no way they want that many of the stinky ones
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>>220364860
So we have reached a conclusion

Orca's don't hunt wales because it's too risky and not enough material on them to eat.
>>220364914
I know stuff
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>>220364998
It isn't genetic, they have language, they TELL EACH OTHER. There was an orca that helped a family hunt other dolphins and whales for fucking decades and multiple others started doing the same thing. They would take offerings from the humans for their services.
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>>220364740
>Clean it up janny
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>>220364589
why is it OK for women to do the most perverted shit and get away with it?
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>>220365049
uhhhh anon she just sat on the dock kek
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>>220365040
Yeah, they communicate but that is what i mean, they have learned over time.
Also what you mentioned, dolphins are predators to orca young. They overpower the mother and kill the young for food. So of course the orca would want to help eradicate them.

We all know both species are super intelligent.
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>what a pervert anon you shouldn't have had on that sexy life preserver if you didn't want to get raped
>>220365104
Orca ARE dolphins...
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>owari da
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>>220364998
You're theory is bad and it's not even a theory, rather it's a hypothesis. Lastly it's a hypothesis that's just plainly wrong and flawed, they don't hunt humans because humans aren't found in their hunting grounds.
>Both too are extremely intelligent species and mammals so we share a common bond
So are gorillas and Orangutan but the human species don't seem to mind driving them towards extinction. Wolves are also extremely intelligence and mankind will drive them towards extinction because farmers are crying about losing a sheep when they already have thousands of them
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>>220365149
>Wolves are also extremely intelligence and mankind will drive them towards extinction because farmers are crying about losing a sheep when they already have thousands of them
wolves are overbreeding in many areas of the USA due to efforts to repopulate them.
you get to keep the jam.
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>he's right behind me isn't he
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>>220365191
>sup nigga
>"nah just don't look at him he's not there if you don't look at him"
>still here lil nigga
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>>220365191
LITERALLY a smug pepe face
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>>220365115
fuck you for reminding me of this
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>>220365188
They are returning to the numbers that they had before they got wiped out to make room for livestock.
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>>220364637
You think the predators just starve out whenever a human filming crew is not present or something?
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>>220365254
dolphins really can mean mug you hardcore
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>>220365188
I wish a wolf would breed with me, if you know what I mean
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>>220364740
Pinguins are jeet-coded
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>>220365369
No and I don't want you to elaborate
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>>220362906
>us
Big black flippers wrote this post
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>>220362662
noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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>>220362662
>just wanna clarify that i'm not owned right now
>yea u won or whatever but i'm not owned, i'm actually very calm rn
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>>220362861
>hunting big sharks or maybe the non predator whales
they do and even the predator ones
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>>220364914
Discussing dolphin sex is an ancient 4chan tradition.
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>>220362840
Gotta respect how fast he got his ass in gear and tried to run even if it was a failure
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>>220365534
>I accept your concess- blubblubblub
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>>220365567
>you now remember lsd scientist lady who hung out in the flooded lower floor of the house with the teen dolphin and jerked him off
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>>220364752
Orcas are actually big dolphins and they eat whales
In nature, animals eat related species all the time. Even cannibalism is very common
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>>220365705
Yes, I said as such, Orcas are a species of large whale. No, cannibalism is not common in whales and apes. That is shit birds do.
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>>220362290
>>220362662
>>220365191
>this giant, sadistic killing machine that routinely kills sharks and the largest whales, and is more intelligent than everything on the planet except humans, wants you dead
>it may well ragdoll your lifeless corpse 30 feet in the air afterwards just for fun

Imagine how scary this world is for everything except us.
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>>220362861
>For an orca one seal is like a human eating 2 or 3 peanuts
No, it's more like a double cheeseburger
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>>220362662
KWAB
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>>220365746
They're racist and actually help rescue white people when they shipwreck and will actively wreck migrant vessels full of brown people.
>Go figure
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I started watching nature docu kinos at my mom and I always show her parts that I think she'd find interesting and we didn't watch together, she loved all of them. Bird courting (dancing), that mushroom that controls insects, leaf cutter ants, those fatty penguins toddling up the hill ("mom, look, you're on TV!" hehehe), lil orangutan, lil gorilla riding on his mom's back, I can't even remember the rest, a lot of underwater fish stuff.
Also I'm back in my apartment and holy FUCK do I needed to jerk off, took like 40 seconds.
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>>220365738
large dolphin* my brain is broken today kek
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>>220365783
But orca's are black themselves
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>>220365115
Did they find him?
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>>220365791
>talk about watching nature shows with mother
>had to go home to beat off
...saar?
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>>220365803
Yeah it's strange, but kind of funny.
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>>220365803
>>220365851
niggers are black of heart and soul
orcas are pure beings.
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>h-help
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>>220365902
>you really just gonna sit there and film that shit on your iphone? damn.
even the whale is like
>"bro that is kinda cold blooded"
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>>220362290
>Knows he's about to die
>Looks directly into the camera
Kek.
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>>220365825
>his mom doesn't puff up at the dolphin rape scenes (narrated by David Attenborough)
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>>220365940
>*record scratch* yep, that's me...
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>>220363887
KWAB
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>>220365115
poor little guy. did he make it?
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>>220364558
You can see a flesh wound next to its tail. It was probably attacked earlier and was either too hurt or exhausted to go on.
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Why do you never post the chase scenes? Those are way more kino.
Anyway, if you haven't seen it but want to know what happened to the seal:
there were two, the other one was another species, it was slower and fatter, that one got rekt. This one got chased for 4 hours across multiple slabs of ice, one they even pushed out to the more open ocean to break it up with waves. Seal was completely spent by the end on a small slab of ice. Orcas were trying to splash it off with waves like they did earlier with the fat one...but the waves were getting smaller because the orcas got tired too. Then they gave up on the seal. Trumpconfirmed he's still out there dabbing on orcas.
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>>220365898
>orcas are pure beings.
meanwhile:
>>220365902
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>>220364291
Nature isn’t evil, it just doesn’t care, but in general existence is evil
>yes all living things need to tear each other limb from limb and consume each others flesh to survive
>it has to be super painful… BECAUSE IT JUST DOES OK??!
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>>220365803
They're plagued by re-vitiligo.
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>>220366084
i know this web, shit's too depressing i don't wanna see it again
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>>220366084
damn that's depressing as fuck bro :,(
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>>220366105
What is unpure about that? He's eating food. The camera guy is the one making it weird.
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>>220366076
>Why do you never post the chase scenes?
OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
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>>220366084
i was already bummed out by the first one, why'd you have to post this as well?
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>>220366170
*dramatic music intensifies*
*cgi budget skyrockets*
need some hans zimmer for this shit holy fuck
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>>220365111
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>>220366170
> lil bro is literally surrounded
> new strategy: run straight at one of them

oh no...
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>>220366292
I'm telling you guys we can't let them get legs or wheels
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>>220366170
God, being an animal must suck so bad.
Take two seconds out to just relax and get your bearings and there's a fucking snake ambush forming around you.
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>relax for a single fucking second
>immediately jumped by bloodthirsty beast who will probably play with your body for fun while you are in agonizing pain, bleeding, dying
is there a similar place for us humans?
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I wouldn't mind if every sea creature just fucking died except for cephalopods and arthropods.
Everyone else can fuck off.
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>>220364041
It was among the Orcas, real dolphin shit. They even flipped him so the sharks couldn’t have an open casket
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>>220366387
without exception, sea creatures are soulless abominations
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>>220362290
Literally the niggers of the sea. Swarming a defenseless elderly White seal
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>>220366170
Absolute fucking cinema
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>>220366382
Mexico?
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>>220366382
chicago detroit atlanta new york city brazil india
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>>220366382
Detroit
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>>220364933
>could easily stomp it to death in seconds if they teamed up even a little bit and never have to worry again
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>>220366519
>what is a prey animal vs a predator animal?
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>>220366423
But anon, sea creatures love you
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>>220366548
Fuck off Deep, don't you have a pipeline spill to clean up?
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>>220363887
Orcafags:
>Noo you see he was huuuh diving underwater and saw a shark and tried to quickly change direction, he didnt even noticed the mantaray!!!
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>>220366548
have you looked into the soulless eyes of a fish? Those things don't know love.
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>>220366610
what are you talking about? He clearly targeted that creature. Orcas are Dolphins. Dolphins play for fun, the fuck, they rape, have languages and names unique per pod, get high and eat for pleasure.
Also fuck stingrays rip my homie Steve.
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>>220366170
out fucking skilled
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>>220362290
>>220362662
>>220362840
AI slop
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>>220364111
>me and the boys fighting over the last slag in the pub at 3 am
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>>220362705
why are they harassing him?
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>>220366170
looks like he's upright on his back two legs for part of the sand run, because he was going so fast. cool.
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>>220366499
>>220366473
/pol/tards are not welcome on this subreddit.
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>>220364060
>Mom starts filming
fucking japs
https://youtu.be/FX86cArKQ4k?
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>>220366825
Cry more faggot
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>>220366825
then why'd you post a /pol/ meme?
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>>220363887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6kHAxGmgWQ&list=RDK6kHAxGmgWQ&start_radio=1
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>>220366853
the trainer is making the whale make faces but that is hilarious nonetheless.
Whales and Dolphins do like seeing people outside their tanks though but their perception is warped depending on how the glass was done.
Just hard to make an enclosure big enough for a creature like that sadly.
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>>220362861
Because it’s there and they take advantage of every chance because survival nigger
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why is nature so cruel bros :(
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>>220366758
He kept trying to go to the mountain and they couldn't let him see what was there.
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>>220367063
there is no malice behind it
nature isn't cruel, humans are
exception to this are the spores though:
mushrooms are fucking evil and you can't convince me otherwise. I'm watching you fungis.
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>>220364128
They can sense we have a soul.
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>>220366853
the curse of living in the water and staying thirsty..
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That last snake lunging and falling short just as the 'zard leaps the gap is KINO
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>>220364247
White shark livers are huge can be up to 30% of their body weight. Filled with calory-dense oil.
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>>220364637
post 5 examples of orcas killing a human
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>>220366382
new york
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>>220364589
>Dolphin penis size varies significantly by species, ranging from roughly 10 to 14 inches to the size of a table in killer whales
>Male dolphins also have prehensile penises capable of wrapping around objects

It's over humanbros...
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>>220367462
nta

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orca_attacks

I don't have an opinion on this, but if Orcas are so smart, what keeps them from only killing humans that are isolated so that there are no witnesses to it, it would be chalked up as drowning or disappeared at sea.
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>>220367897
i said killing
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>>220365783
nah, look up Iberian orca sinkings, they seem to like any type of slow moving boat
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>>220367945
incompetence does not rule out intention, orcas are just bad at killing chad humans
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>>220366382
anywhere within sight of a polar bear
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>>220365803
Racism has nothing to do with skin color.
You wouldn't make this argument if you were a real racist.
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>>220366825
you were the one that got humans involved
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>>220364207
Would they eat a morbidly obese guy?
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>>220365791
that birds of paradise documentary is hilarious if you're high
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>>220366686
Unwanted uninteresting poster slop
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>>220365696
The funniest thing about that whole "experiment" is that they didn't even bother to explore the potential of inter-species communication or even a sort of pidgin, they jumped straight to "if we give it enough acid and handjobs it should be able to speak perfect English, a language it doesn't even have the physical capabilities for", then acted surprised when it didn't work.

>Live a life of misery and isolation
>Die and be remembered as a historical oddity
RIP Peter the dolphin. Should have drowned one of those hippie freaks on your way out
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>>220368334
The funniest thing is how it was part of a massive CIA operation funded to the tune of billions by the federal government to learn how to control people. We went from buying LSD to trying to buy the people who manufactured it so we could do so domestically as a nation.
>CIA also drugged up hookers and johns in a brothel without them knowing what they were on and recorded them without their knowledge to see what would happen
One part based one part nightmare fuel.
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>>220368404
If there's any sort of afterlife one of the first things I'm going to ask is what the deal was with mind control/telekinesis/remote viewing.
It seems so implausible but guys much smarter than me were pumping billions of dollars into it and killing people with polonium darts to keep it under wraps.
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>>220368727
The akashic records are a real thing even though I can't pretend like I understand it at all. Same with genetic/dna memory and astral projecting.
I had tangible results with remote viewing stuff and quickly got scared out of it. I won't pretend to understand it but like you said people with way more money and power certainly believe in it.
I try to explain this shit with cultists this way a lot:
Doesn't matter if you or I think it is real, they will kill people and do rituals about it regardless of it is real or fake so you might want to at least pretend to pay a little attention to what they are up to.
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>>220366170
RUN BOY RUN
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>>220366853
Me when I'm reincarnated as an orca (currently on samsara cycle #6855037)
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>>220369215
Didn't his mother ever tell him not to play with his food?
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>>220369215
bet that knocks them out, stunned at least
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>>220362290
if I had james bond villain money and henchman and power, I'd sail around and harpoon the shit out of every dirty orca fucking shit I saw. I'd wipe them out.
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>>220369590
When you fall from that high hitting the water is like hitting water
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>>220366084
fuck
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TOTAL
ORCANIGGER
DEATH
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>>220365115
It's a cold world.
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>>220367108
Monkeys can be evil too
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>>220362290
AI slop
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>>220364233
>he hasn't seen videos of blacks ganging up on individuals like a pack of hyenas
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>>220370676
cold water or warm water?
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>>220364111
Mr Krabs, nooooo!
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>>220364740
Typical 4chan /tv/ thread.
>>220364781
This would be the fishtank general
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>>220370912
Primates evolved the concept of empathy as a group survival strategy. If monkey help other monkey, it becomes more likely that other monkey help you when things are reversed, at least as far as their own tribe. the concept of evil is just the misuse of that sense. Any animal with empathy can be cruel/evil
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>>220364700
>They live in water
you still need calories to maintain your body weight
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>>220365115
Fuck the camera man for not helping this little guy...
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the way the seal mugs the camera and then the killer whale comes up like a slasher killer is fucking cinema
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Now imagine getting in the fucking water with these actual demons. What the fuck is wrong with people? This shit is more terrifying than any horror movie monster.
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>>220371696
it's cool, an anon said they never eat people and he wouldn't lie to me
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>>220367382
If I ate that liver, would I get full?
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>arctic life is full of kino
I wish I could move there sometimes, but then I remember of all the ways I could easily die
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>>220364060
Child btfo>>220364041
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>>220371081
>concept of evil is just the misuse of that sense
nah it really isn't
>>220362290
>>220362410
>>220362662
Holy shit
Based??
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Yeah, pack hunting predatory mammals get shit done.
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>>220364949
Maybe cause migrant boats are the only ramable boats?
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>>220362290
>they have their own language
>it has different dialects depending on the region
>they even have different hunting cultures depending on the pod
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>>220366825
boggles the mind that this country kept investing in foreign banana rama desert shitholes, and continues to do so, in fact, instead of its own citizens and infrastructure.
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>>220364060
>gonna cry?
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>>220371748
Of course not. We pose no danger to you.
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>>220371870
Every fake and gay conflict is just another investment opportunity for those privileged enough to have a stake
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>>220362678
They're the colonizers of whales
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>>220371869
and every fucking one of them fears and respects for human boats. Sometimes I wonder what kinda stories they tell about us
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Before we started building tools and houses, life was just literally hell on earth
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>>220362290
I hate seeing nature like this, I know it's reality but still, it's like seeing some big nig pick on a tiny asian
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>>220362861
Seals are delicious nigger. DELICIOUS!
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>>220363811
>Eagles and birds of prey
BASED falcons actually kill their prey before they dig in, unlike the hawk/eagle fags.
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>>220371967
booba whales are funny dudes. I'd love to have a beer with one of these niggas
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>>220362941
Orcas are pieces of shit. But nature must go on.
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>>220363974
>EAT THE PENGUIN!!!
>EAT IT YOU SKINNY FUCK!!!
>EAT THE G'DAMN PENGUIN! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!
>EAT IT YOU STUPID FUCK!!!
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>>220371773
It would be extremely oily
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>>220366084
>>220365115
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>>220364111
Average Indian crowd when a white woman walks through.
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>>220364700
>whales are pack animals
Pod animals.
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what happened here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9gVI7yjs6U
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>>220371081
Fucking HATED the attack dogs in Modern Warfare. I don't give a shit if the devs were trying to make some statement about how shitty war is or whatever, having to kill the dogs just puts me in a bad mood.
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>>220365115
I can understand not interfering so that the future generations have strong genetics and 'memory' of how to overcome obstacles, but fuck, if you see this, why not just rescue it, and take it home as a pet?
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>>220366853
>starts basedfacing at asians
first recorded incident of yellow fever in animals?
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>>220363974
>go to Mountain, young Penguin. Mountain is far from sea. Far from Orca.
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>>220367402
>I'll try superior speed, agility, stereoscopic steady cam night vision, relatively high intelligence, and oh yeah, a coat the exact same color as the fucking mountain
>that's a good trick
How could you look at this and not completely understand evolution by way of natural selection?
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>>220372633
>mfw omw to buy a switch 2
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>>220364740
Me at the last frame
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>>220366170
kino
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>>220372011
bro, stop socking cats
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>>220362410
Based. Fuck seals. I'm proud to be an orcachad.
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>>220372310
For you...
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>>220362662
>OH N-
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>>220364060
>>220373127
Why are marine animals such massive pedos?
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>>220370844
>"I am just a little tired, boss..."
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>>220373127
there is hentai of this
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>>220369997
>carnivores are mean because they kill and eat cute preys
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>>220373127
Cunny....
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>>220362290
I hope I'm reincarnated as an Orca. Based apex chads.
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>>220365696
>>220368334
Reminder that the LSD and dolphin footjobs were paid for by NASA
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>>220371832
I like to imagine it's because the migrants are the only ones around european waters who cant swim and orcas find it novel and amusing watching people drown
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>>220373772
It baffles me that there are people that can't swim. I never learned how to swim and don't die in minutes when I go in deep water.
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>>220373855
Yes but there are degrees of swimming ability and even competent swimmers would find unfavourable conditions in the mediterranean or algarve coast challenging. Swimming in pools is one thing, staying afloat while fully clothed in cold, choppy, open ocean waters is another
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>>220373772
>>220373855
I'm white and I can't swim. Pops never taught me and I've never been in a situation where I had to. I look up "adult swimming classes" in my area now and again and nobody has such a thing.
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Most Kino continent
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>>220364128
They understand the power humans wield, so they prefer to kill with humans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(orca)
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>>220364999
Yeah and its not like governments have been caught training dolphins and orcas to carry out clandestine black projects or anything.
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>>220374019
Official kino power ranking
Penguins>Elephants>Orangutans>Orcas>big cats for you >other great apes
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>>220374643
Absolute tinfoil bullshit.
Sure, just waste a load of money on a bunch of animals in the hope that they can reliably do what you want while unsupervised, ignoring the inevitable horrendously costly mix ups that would happen even without one of them just going insane like Tilikum did.
Sure, you can get orcas to play ball in an enclosure for a while, but you can bet that we’d just fuck off to the four corners the second it’s on the table. You’ve been playing too much red alert 2, bro.
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>>220375054
rapist cetacean fins wrote this
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>>220370844
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>>220375054
>You’ve been playing too much red alert 2, bro.
It was based on a real thing at least when it came to researching dolphins possibly using sonar to spot mines. It's not like they were sneaking around and blowing up submarines like they do in the game.
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>>220375054
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_animal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_marine_mammal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir
https://www.dolphinproject.org/blog/one-whales-story-tichka-aydin/
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>>220369997
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Fuck them ghost rabbits or sock dogs or literate spiders...REAL arctic OG anons learned about the facts of living and dying as a penguin from Scamper. Anyone got that cracker yet? It's like a white whale for me...it looked so tasty! Iykyk
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>>220375225
Also KEK the black mac penguin is behind bars!
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>>220362840
The very definition of shitting brix.
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>>220375178
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>>220372503
>specially evolved to be able to walk on fucking ice, the slipperiest shit on Earth
>slips on fucking polycarbonate
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>billions of years of hell on earth where everything tries to dig its fangs into you
>chimps evolve in the past 0.000001% of life on earth
>make comfy houses and factory farms
>claim they're made in god's image and some jew had it so bad and died for us
who believes this shit
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>>220364234
>they all have names,
what kind of names do they have?
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>>220362290
>>220362662
>>220365902
this seems erotic somehow
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>>220366853
>started basedjakking when the girl in school uniform shows up
he's just like me frfr
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>>220364338
wolves generally chase (large) prey while causing relatively small but deep wounds with their high bite force slowly bleeding/exhausting it
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>>220362678
never heard of orca on orca crime so no
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>>220364999
more plausibly they probably swam up expecting a treat from a fishing boat and instead got a nigger trying to spear it
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>>220362290
she's cooked chat
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>>220373987
if youre actually white then you would have instinctive doggy paddle and you don't need lessons to go from that to breaststroke or frogging, theyre intuitive
nons must lack the instinct and then just panic in water and drown themselves
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>>220365115
rip little nigga
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>>220366084
>hey guys whats going on in this thre-
>nope
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>>220366116
>>it has to be super painful… BECAUSE IT JUST DOES OK??!
It has to be super painful because pain is the fundamental motivational and diagonstic tool for your retarded monkey brain. Pain is an extremely useful survival tool that lets you diagnose issues, differentiate between shit to do and shit not to do and provide the ultimate incentive to not do the latter. Yeah, getting ripped apart is gonna be painful, so you will do everything in your power to avoid it. Be thankful for pain, for it keeps you alive.
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>>220366170
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
(ALIIIIIVE)
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>>220377274
>>>/r/atheism
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>>220378033
*tips mitre*
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>>220377274
>yeah this nature webm thread is entertaining, but can we talk about hot button issues please?
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>>220372599
I go to Hong Kong
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>>220377882
>Shadman
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>>220377360
Willy.
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>>220366610
>>220366667
Orcas eat rays.
>Stun
>Eat
Simple.
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>>220365115
>>220366084
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>>220364291
Evil is a human construct based on owies and feels.
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>>220365115
Sucks to suck.
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>>220376202
He slipped because of the shit.
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>>220366170
>that shot of him jumping across the gap while the snake can't make it and falls into the abyss below
KIIIINOOOOOOO
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>>220378615
Wtf was he doing at that height
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>>220378587
>jumping across the gap
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>>220378808
He spawned up there
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>>220373127
interesting white panty
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>>220373127
she didn't swim so good
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>>220378937
>bro still looking for him
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>>220373127
sometimes you just gotta grab the pussy
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>>220378615
yeah he ded
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>>220378813
go lil dude yeah!!
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>>220379010
why did he do it
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>>220378808
https://polarbearscience.com/2019/04/14/our-planet-film-crew-is-still-lying-about-walrus-cliff-deaths-heres-how-we-know/

Kind of interesting if you want to read, tl;dr:
>climate change bad
>less ice
>walruses hang out on land more
>fights for limited space leads to walruses going up and up
>polar bears can obviously catch walruses on land
>they "have bad eyesight" so shit like this happens
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Seals WILL rise up.
Orcas WILL be completely wiped out from this planet.
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>>220372599
>checked
Stare down predator 20x your size and squawk shit. Did penguin bro not budge because his giant balls were frozen to the ice?
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>>220375054
There were leaked photos of the Air Force transporting dolphins in a cargo plane...
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>>220365746
>orcas don't attack humans in the wild and usually avoid us
they remember the wailing ages I'm sure of it
they know what we are
they only kill people in captivity when they finally snap
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>>220379010
tfw a bear passes the shopping cart test
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>>220363887
kek manta go flop
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>>220364128
Because they're smart.
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>>220379842
cute
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>>220362861
they do eat whales. They basically prevent whales from surfacing until the whale drowns
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>>220366610
>>220380136
>manta
it's not a manta ray it's a sting ray
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>>220372710
>copy paste animal from different zone
>reskin it to match the environment and call it a day
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>>220364128
they know their plac
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>>220365115

Skill issue.
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>>220365191

He just wanted to take a comfy nap on some bouncy ice, bros.
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>>220379842
little chuds be harassing their mama
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>>220378267
kek



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