Nolan is a retard.
wait wait wait...waitthey really made Helen black?
>>220363375>I'm spartanLEL
>>220363393> Zendaya is set to play Athena> Penelope played as a strong American woman> Scott will play the role of Demodocus> Trannie Page will likely play Hermes
It's just a movie
>Nolan might be the only director with access to blank cheques and Carter blanche to do whatever he wants>cast fake tough guy jews and nigs in a greek epicIt's the/tv/ equivalent of Trump winning in 2024
An actual ancient Spartan would disembowel this embarrassing faggot on sight. No one is more cringe about their heritage/history than Greeks and Italians. Shitalians in particular shouldn’t really be claiming Rome at all because they’re descended from Goths or Romano-Gothic mutts who destroyed the western empire
>>220363375>I'm spartanthese chuds are something else
>>220363375X anon got a valid point not gonna lie
>>220363375>I'm spartanHahahahahah
>>220363483>muh they all disappearedLolololol
>>220363406>>220363490Lol, no shit.
>>220363529No, Giuseppe Miller, you’re not Roman
>>220363375>I'm spartan
>>220363393They are not even trying or race baiting if they did that.
>>220363375I knew jeets liked Snyder but larping as spartans all these years later is crazy.
>>220363517>>220363490>>220363483Give me an example where you would attribute an ancient civilization to any current peoples. Warning: This is a loaded question. Proceed with caution.
>>220363542right you wonnext time I'll post only the things you want to see
>>220363553>muh strawmanFigures
>I'm SpartanOk. I'm Dacian lol
>>220363375Yea I also thought it was kinda weird when the king shows up and he has some hat in English, which I don’t think they spoke that back then.
>>220363608Concession accepted
Serious question, why don't you just not watch it? If this really is the humiliation ritual you claim it is, then isn't complaining about it exactly what they want? Wouldn't completely ignoring this movie make them powerless against you?
>>220363614>muh 'I accept your concession'You can't make this stuff up folks. The lulz
>>220363632>top: embarrassing lack of diversity, it’s 2026 chud>bottom: it’s not for you chudFtfy
>>220363634Oh make no mistake this movie will bomb like a DC movie
>>220363483>leave the multi million dollar production team alone! You think the movie is historically inaccurate? YOU'RE historically inaccurate!
>>220363375>blondMenelaus was a described as having hair like bronze, so more auburn.
The Spartans were black.
>>220363658cringe
>>220363670Who and what are you replying to? The voices in your head?
>>220363672A hair color found mainly within the upper castes from India.
>>220363669Not looking that way at all.
>>220363430Lol, you did the meme. See:>>220363632
>>220363634Hey you fucking retard. Im pretty sure a lot of people are not going to watch this trash. But what the FUCK does that have to do with shaming the fuck out of nolan and his trash films? Exactly.
>>220363585Nobody gives a shit, wherever the fuck it is you were going with that.
>>220363375Homer misspelled blonde, he meant to say bald. Learn your media literacy.
>>220363788>You have me at a logical impasse so I refuse to answer
>>220363818Thank you. Armand Assante. Italian and Iris descent.
Nolan is a weathervane for the current regime's focus
Nolan's The Odyssey is an explicit attack on the Olympian gods. May they send their wrath and cast this unworthy mortal into Tartarus where he will be forced to watch his moralising flicks for all eternity.
>>220363585Italians like to LARP as Romans if that's what you're getting at.
>>220363375>I'm SpartanGayreeks just can't stop larping
>I'm Spartan
Nolan literally always plays into the current morality. Batman was shot during the Bush years. Interstellar under Obama. Oppenheimer, well, again, you tell me. So what does The Odyssey tell us?
>>220363672>>220363707a hair color found in people with hair more relevantly
>I'm spartant. raped by turks 5000 times award
LEMME ASK U SUMTHIN HECTOR
>>220363901>the people who live in the place the ancient romans did and descended from them like to “pretend” they’re romanwow no shit
>>220363412>tranny made to be the androgynous god of alchemyOh so there's some gnostic symbolic shit going on.
>>220364020They're about as Roman as the Tunisians are Carthaginians or the French are Gauls. That is to say: not at all. Culture is what matters. Place is irrelevant after 2000+ years.
>>220363632This but unironically
>>220363430>it's just your culture, bro>nothing really matters anyway, broYou're braindead, soulless and a slave to jews.
>>220363375>we wuz spartans
>>220364122you're brown or black.
>we wuz spartans n shiet
>>220363430Shut up kike
>>220364116>>220364151Europeans getting rage baited by the masters they build an ethnostate for doesn't make any sense
>>220364194Do you have a bot doing this for you, or are you actually spamming the entire board all by yourself?
>>220363430yeah that's why people are criticizing
>>220364116>muh culture
>>220364217Just migrated threads you dumb jew boy
>>220363585>er no that majority DNA evidence isnt valid because black people now live there tooThat would have been your response to anyone that answered your loaded gun question.
>>220363375Lemmetalubout the Trojans, mang.
>>220363375The story is set in late Bronze age, why are there blacks in Greece?
this guy is counter-cringing nolan
>>220363611I remember him. Sabrina Valentine I think.
>I'm SpartanVgh!
>>220363818Kino! Also don't forget Jason and The Argonauts. Hallmark was making bangers back in the day.
>>220364972>I'm Spartan>Uh... you don't get to bring your Persians
>American film>Crowbars in a troon and a coonI don't understand why people are pretending to be surprised at this point.Just don't watch American slop. It's been working for me.
>I'm Spartan and it really hurtsSomething something assfucking
>>220363375>>220363393It seems like Nolan made The Odyssey wrong on purpose. As a joke, perhaps. Or to prove a point. Many are wondering. Really the only curiosity and buzz about thos move involves speculation about what kind of twist or weird novelty take Nolan is trying to deliver with such strange choices.
>>220363818Kino 90's miniseries. Zoomers will never know what they missed.
>>220363375>I'm Spartan
>>220363375>smacks lipsM'ask u summ
>>220363483>most Italians are relate to the 2% Goths who invaded>not the 98% Romans
>>220363375>I'm spartankekthis looks gay as fuck thoughburn local
I don't remember any previous odyssey films with all actual greek actors either. They all were Americans or British. If you're ok with mystery meat mutts and Angle-Saxon-Normans to play as greeks, why not black people or Asians? Admit it. This is just plain racism and not about historical accuracy. Considering the story is not even historical and is basically Homer's fanfiction of events hundreds of years prior, it's a proto-capeshit anyways. Who the fuck cares about capeshit.
>>220365490This should have been better than what came before. How about that?
>>220365490Then make them all black or all asian or all latino etc etc. Mixing in random races in an ancient society without a good reason breaks immersion no matter how much you want to scream that it doesn't matter.
>>220365575whoa whoa whoa you're asking a bit much of the china/india/israel/hollywood crime syndicate don't you think? Best I can do is rehash something that has already been done and race swap or gender swap randomly, deal?
>>220363564>>220363490Wem, reeally sweatie? he looks like a chad tho?
>>220365490WASP America was a prestigious countryMuttistan is a cringe empire trying to plese everyone, especially globalist NGOsAll movies are dead from the start with these stupid quotas. If the bureaucrats can force these spreadsheets about races and ethnicities in your movie, the art form is dead
>>220365614>the guy crying on twatter about a goyslop movie having brown people looks like a chadsaar please. you get to keep the jam, just take it home with you.
>>220363697OUCH OWIE OUCH OUCHIEE
> Defy the gods! Pray only to the jealous desert demon!This thread, literally.
>>220365769no one watched whatever gay little anime you're referencing lil bro
Whites play Jesus, Cleopatra and whoever else they want all the time, you made your bed chuds
>>220363393Helen was always black, bigot. It was just kept hidden by racist White supremacists until now.
>>220366012uh anon Jesus and Cleopatra were white though?
>>220365881You know exactly what I meant, christcuck.
>>220363412Didn't Hermes and Aphrodite have a kid?
>>220363632didn't realise bald was a skin color, retard
>>220363375>Ayo akeeleeze>m'ask you sumn'Bros I'm not normally one for calls to action, but should we go lynch Christopher Nolan? Would that be rash here? It feels right. A good old fashioned peasants revolt. The first wagies revolt. We'll do it for a Homer.
>>220363375*rubs head*
>>220366044kek glad you're mad about something hope it gets better (not really)
>>220364048Hermes has jack shit to do with your masonic pedo kiked religion
>>220363375>jewish bald Menelaus
>>220363669*like a gunn movie
>>220365601This. Hamilton and The Wiz worked because they rode into the gimmick
>>220363375>burn laconian
>>220365345My theory is that he has a secret movie he wants to do, but it's mega cringe and controversialSo he's doing this one wrong on purpose, to check his fanbase for his next project
>>220366345kekonimus maximus dear brethren
>>220363375Could it be Nolan is being extorted into making the most woke slop period movie? Or is he just a HACK?
>>220365345The gimmick is that this is an post-nuclear apocalyptic adventure, not the ancient grease.
>>220366647Woke is dead according to Pierce Morgan
>>220363393Yes she’s black
>>220363574The guy is saying he doesn't like what Nolan is doing and he's not larping, he's actually Greek, wth are you talking about?
>>220363860At least he's Med. And there are actual Greeks in the movie too. How many Greeks were cast in this one?
>>220366817uh excuse me he's a spartan sir.
Do you guys really think its going to flop? I know this site hates Nolan but normies love him. Also normies love the majority of the cast.
Anyone laughing at the idea that someone could be Spartan is a mutt or spiritually Indian and emotionally Jewish.
>>220365456Romans in the west were muttified by barbarians well over 1500 years ago, and it was a lot more than 2%
>>220363375>>220363613Imagine how expensive the film production insurance is when they have the toughest actor on set
>>220363375Nolan and Ridley are both washed
>>220363375>are we all just going to...This is such a gay habbit and childish way of thinking
>>220363375It's a new fictional retelling of a fictional story filled with people that never existed, reimagined for fun. Take a chill pill.
>>220365619How does based Eggers get away with it?
>>220366040Shut up
>>220364116Not really though, Greek culture is from the 19th century and mostly derived from the regional Ottoman Balkan culture.
>>220367104Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>220363412Ann Hathaway is the only one I think is a decent fit for the character, and I say that as someone who dislikes her. She'll make a decent Penelope in appearance while delivering some shitty feminist lines to Pattinson who is horribly miscast but at least a decent actor.
>>220363375>i'm spartanlmao
>>220366856Jewish people are "Med" thoughbeit.
lots of samefagging itt
>>220363375Hoping there's a trap song in the movie so pavlos gets a stroke, ti malakopsolis
>>220363585Illyrians to Albanians. Suomi to FinlandAbbos to AustraliaMayans to MayaGreeks to GreeceBasques to BasqueThere are plenty of other peoples who are truly autochthonous, but these are the ones that are at the top of my mind
>>220363375Local status?
>>220365490>swap GoT wolf hybrids out with huskies, malamutes, or other very similar purpose and build species>OKAY BUT WHY CAN'T THEY BE CHIHUAHUAS AND SHIH TZUS YOU RACIST???? Good luck advertising your weimar slop, every one of these threads is the same, filled with jews and shills trying to pilpul why niggers in euro stuff is okay because euros are okay in euro stuff. I don't care that different euro ethnicities are 2% different from each other with different histories, it doesn't permit you to substitute major figures in their mythologies with Princess Chi'tah D'Loin-Cloth. Whites are pissed of in solidarity for fellow whites, and if it bothers browns and jews that they can't be in everything they can go make a new Wakanawood to produce as many dei productions as they can fund (lol).I will meanwhile continue to only watch movies that are 99% white, otherwise indulging in the century-long backlog of old kinos that don't force me to look at Zendayas and other talentless uggos.
>>220363375So don't see it who gives a shit, its fucking 2026 of course it was going to be shit, there was never any other possibility.
>>220363585Really only the Chinese and both kinds of Koreans, not much change over the centuries apart from the tech level.
I'm Spartan Lmao. I'm Spartan, I'm Roman. Where are your ancestors now chuds?
Is this ragebait the flick? Are all these rumors I see here and there true? Helen of Troy played by Ozambe Mumabic, bald Memelauses, Travis Scott rapping? Is this all true? Is it worse?
>>220363375isnt that actor also jewish?
i'm not watching itplain and simple
>>220363375>I'm SpartanThe ass-ramming part, maybe.
>>220367530Just because your ancient scribbles say thats where you are from and belong doesnt make it true kike lol
daily reminder that it is not yet confirmed that popyqua nihongo plays helen
>>220367582She's the right choice. Both Helen and Odysseus were described as being black in the original story.
>>2203675302000 years on, and still whining under the Arch of Titus
>>220363611>Sarina ValentinaI'm Strocin'
End of the day, Nolan is cooked. Fucking typical modern Brit faggot.
>>220367530Jews fuck off for 2,000 years and are now mocking the inhabitants that everything looks a little lived in.
>>220363393why would you doubt it
>>220367502uh real spartans do obviously
>>220363375>3 dreams deepYeah, that's about the depth of a Nolan movie.
>>220367855Your mother is about the depth of a Nolan movie.
Gaymerican nigger worshipers have gotten out of hand
>>220365601Yep, I don't watch this shit, it breaks immersion harder than running ads every 15 minutes would. I won't even torrent this woke crap.Imagine Saving Private Ryan with Asian and strong women soldiers.
If Jon Bernthal says "m'ask you sumn" at any point during the movie I will go and see it in theaters.
AYO ODYSSEUS
>>220367966the meme potential is the only reason to see it, Nolan is known to deliver in that department
>>220367919>Imagine Saving Private Ryan with Asian and strong women soldiers.They already have those in Battlefield. The reality you describe is steadily approaching.
>>220368007Battlefield...the game? Do you have a traumatic brain injury?
>>220363393>I just woke up from a coma and this is the first thread I entered the catalog Only way to explain your ignorance
>lol dude your history and culture and these other movies are right there,let us have our fun with it, it's our turn nowNO NO NO FUCK YOU,MY COUNTRY,CULTURE AND HISTORY ARE NOT YOUR PLAYTHINGS
>>220363406>>220363490I don't get it. Do you amerigoblins think sparta is some marvel universe place or what?
>>220364090Tunisians are not genetically carthaganians, the gauls were genocides. Italians are direct descendants both culturally and genetically, many romans practices still survive.
>>220367003Provide source your shut your whore mouth.
>>220368501>MY COUNTRY,CULTURE AND HISTORYAre mere entertainment for the rest of us.>>220368755Blow it out your ass, gayreek. Sparta hasn't been a thing for thousands of years. There is no more "Sparta". You can't even use the "Rome is actually still a capital city" reasoning.
>>220363901
>>220368755get a loadd of this fag
>>220368854>ancestry and history of a place doesnt matter and it has nothing to do with the fact that im a mixed race troon from a 20 year old country with no history
>>220368442>im a porn addicted virgin that fucks pringles cans all day
Why is Travis Scott in the cast?
>>220368936>20 year old country with no historyAnd what country is that supposed to be, sister? Take your meds.
>>220368866>Some sodomy lover actually took the time to make an entire graphic displaying their insecurities to Americans.
>>220368971Because democrats are allowed to breathe
>>220364116>dey is stealing our culcha>we wuz greek n shit
>>220368936>20 year old country with no historyAre you speaking of one of the newly purchased islands by Bezos?
Amerigolems just need to collapse already
>>220369096Ironically this occurred to Greece several times. Perhaps stop wishing death on other people who aren't an issue to you and correct yourself?
>>220369021>>220369075Be honest, do you have autism? Ever heard the word "hyperbole" in your life?
Quiet boycott is the only move that you have.And not just this film, you have to boycott all Nolan works completely. Even when he pivots to try and appeal to chuds with some other project later on. You must boycott his entire career. Paying any attention to this - signal boosting it in any way - only helps them.
>>220369134it was a horrible hyperbole that was so bad it warranted a serious inquiry. Much like your mental health.
>>220369134>say some retarded shit>*get called out*>UMMMM IT WAS ABRACADABRA HYPERBOLIUS MAXIMUS!Okay fag.
>>220367530Spartans got along with Jews well. Why are you even seething.
>>220363490No, I am spartancus!
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ARTISTIC DECISIONS WITH A 3000 YEAR OLD STORY WHY ISN'T THIS DUDE'S HAIR EXACTLY LIKE IN THE HECKIN EPIC POEM????
More like MENAlaus
>In 396 AD, Sparta was sacked by Visigoths under Alaric I.[74][75] According to Byzantine sources, some parts of the Laconian region remained pagan until well into the 10th century. The Tsakonian language still spoken in Tsakonia is the only surviving descendant of the ancient Doric language.[76] In the Middle Ages, the political and cultural centre of Laconia shifted to the nearby settlement of Mystras, and Sparta fell further in even local importance. Modern Sparta was re-founded in 1834, by a decree of King Otto of Greece. Today it is a provincial town and the capital of the Laconia administrative region.
>>220363542>>220363517>>220363490>>220363406
>>220369784>fake history town for tourists>Sparti instead of SpartaOne job and they blew it.
>>220369784
>>220363611Dang that girl has big hands
>>220363406Makes sense
>>220363490>chuds chuds chudsthese trannies are something else
>>220363375Wokeness has won
>>220369660Why is the extent of the """artistic decisions""" never anything beyond recasting characters as instead being ugly, gay & brown? Why is it rarely, if ever, anything more "creative" than that?And why are these """artistic decisions""" solely only ever applied to White fiction and folklore? Why is there never an even vaguely comparable attempt to """modernize""" other forms of literature or folklore by portraying half the gods & goddesses of ancient Africa as being White, or shoving anachronistic White people into unfitting but glaringly visible roles in things like a modern adaptation of the legend of Mulan or the War of the Three Kingdoms?
>>220369170ohno not the nolanslop
>>220367074Why? Explain why. Seems like a legitimate question to ask.
>>220369895Lmao got 'em
>>220363412I heard Tranny Page was going to play Achilles?
Does this movie just have zero Greek actors? Like 100% American?
>>220364972>Transformer Achilles
>>220363483Actual Sparta would have thrown you off a cliff as a baby
>>220363375In 2005, I fucked Jon Bernthal on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like “thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?” and “fucking fag I bet you can’t wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot”. I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. “Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy” he’d say “I cant even feel your limpdick bitch.” I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Jon’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. “The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?” He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. “Fucking fag” he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Jon Bernthal on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
>>220363375Cineaste maoist with phoenician navy characteristics. Insipid. Leave it to Nolan to one-up glazing the Father of Nuclear Proliferation.
>>220363611What's the point of jacking it to smol pp troons?
>>220363375>I'm SpartanWe wuzzers are so fucking cringe
>>220369784>>220369895The civilization of Sparta arguably never existed. It’s like claiming to be atlantean
>>220363634normies are gonna soijack and say duude you gotta watch the new nolan movie with me
>>220372018The odyssey is a fantasy story. It legit never happened.
>>220365345>It seems like Nolan made The Odyssey wrong on purpose. As a joke, perhapsThat's just A LOT OF nuts
>>220363818
>>220363412Is this the price Nolan agreed to win his oscar?
>>220369660O Brother Where Art Thou? was a better reimagined take on the story.
>>220374211Yes it did.
>>220363375>ayodysesmgsusmpn
Reminder that Greeks have the same sickle cell mutations that Africans have. Just wanted to throw that out there
>>220363901I'll never understand why any level of Italian national pride makes you retards lose your shit so badly.
>>220372775>star wars body armor
>>220374267Romans were Nordic, not Mediterranean
>>220366095Yeah, Hermaphrodite, which is not the books
>>220363375why is andrew tate in this movie
>>220363430>It's just a movie
>>220363483>he typed furiously, while having no history or culture or roots
>>220366817Americans don't think greece stil exists.
>>220374777stfu Russian.
>>220363483Not everything is a mass migration for fuck sake.
>>220365210>Just don't watch American slop. It's been working for me.Same.If FOMOs with no standards grew even a bit of dignity and starved those woketards for a while, they would go extinct in no time
>>220365490>If a caucasoid can play another caucasoid, then and african can too>Culture and literature? Who cares?How about fuck off?
>>220374825It's not just American slop though. There's heaps of trashy, brown filled European shows. Ragnarok is Norwegian and casts a Jeeta as Freyja.
>>220367115Eggers sucks, besides historical accuracy. He's also extremely niche
>>220367190Too ugly to by a mythical character.The only good one is Theron, who should have been Penelope
>>220367476THIS
>>220368442nigger i don’t give a fuck about nolan and actively avoid threads about his shit films. what’s this about a black helen?
>>220369051>>220369029>>220368937>>220368854Seething golem
>>220369660>LOL, WHAT? U MAD AT BOOKBURNING, FAG?
>>220374211Ancient Greece happened, unlike your transition
>>220366733Considering how some of the costume choices look, I can believe that. Some of it looks like it belongs in Mad Max or some shit.
>>220374267Because these detractors have nothing to be proud about.Basically sour grapes
>>220374793>nonsequiturRussia has history, at the very least
>>220363632No, people are mad when it's raceswapped despite the original material. I'd be just as pissed off if they made Blade a white guy.
>>220374860I know and agree, but europe has been trying so bad to be an american satellite for so long that sometimes can't even tell the difference
>>220374989Now all they have a is a pathetic gremlin as a leader, with a face full of a Botox, and a reputation based on nothing but internet meme jokes of how awesome he was. That and a graveyard of burnt out tanks.
>>220374273Lmao retarded nordicist, let me guess all ancient civilizations were germanic, had germanic elites before the Germans mysteriously disappeared.
>>220375067You say that as it's a good thing and normal people are his accomplices instead of victims
>>220369096Just t-t-two more weeks, I'm sure.
>>220363412I can't even tell if this is a joke
>>220363632Why did you swap the top & bottom text?
>>220363634>f this really is the humiliation ritual you claim it is, then isn't complaining about it exactly what they want?Yes, Movie-Studios and their PR Firms love NOTHING more than when people spread terrible word-of-mouth about their movies and encourage others to not make the mistake of spending money to watch them. That's why they spend literal HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS on good PR, advertising, and even shutting down/stifling/censoring negative reviews.
>>220365210>American film>Crowbars in a troon and a coonI love how you say this as if European wokeslop isn't even MORE pozzed or hasn't been that way for longer. America is literally STILL playing catch-up to you.
>>220363375Greeks are an oriental people no better than Persians so this pleases me.
>LET'S GOOOkek
>>220363375>i'm spartan and this really hurts man :(i thought these niggas weren't supposed to be whiny bitches?
Didn't know Bottom G was starring in movies now
>>220363375all these faggots including this OP paid to shill and astroturf lame controversy for ragebait slop still in the year of 2026nobody gives a fuck
When you’re reduced to crying about a character not having hair in a movie adaptation you’ve already lost
>>220375151No empire collapses in weeks.You wold know if you had even a cursory perception of history
>>220363632Except what you actually see in the comments is the opposite, mongoloid.Yours is another case of pic related
>>220375242>EuropeanYou mean English?
>>220375309>You cannot complain about objectively wrong thingsBitch, people call you whiny bitch because you complain about normality
>>220368971They needed a troubadour, no?
>>220363412>> Trannie Page will likely play HermesACHILLES!
>>220375140Only to a certain extent. But seriously fuck Vladimir Putin. The amount of memes we got bombarded by that cock muncher since the late 2000s could fill up a library. Kremlin fags were the most annoying troll niggers in the world at the time.
>>220375375>trite 15 years too late reductionist strawman in defense of bad corporate billion dollar product
>>220375486While I still fail to see why we are discussing this in this thread, yes, fuck that Gollum wannabe
>>220368854>Blow it out your ass, gayreek. Sparta hasn't been a thing for thousands of years. There is no more "Sparta". You can't even use the "Rome is actually still a capital city" reasoning.Have you ever been in Greece?A typical greek from Laconia region is still two times bigger than regular one.
>>220375513Bigger as in fatter? Yeah I can believe that.Bigger as in taller or stronger? Two times at that? Yeah, okay, my Laconian friend. Whatever you say.
>>220363483>No one is more cringe about their heritage/history than Greeks and Italiansthen why is every american so eager to rape that? isn't there any other culture to rape? Like an african poem/fiction/fable to racially swap characters with some jews and japanese because pan-african fantasy is racism and such bs that they use on those who hate this movie's casting?
>it's le hecking fictionthen why not cast tony jaa as hercules and do some chink martial arts to be a furry actor dressed as lion then? why is always niggers who get roles?
>>220376179asians are problematic because thanks to their #StopAsianHate movement they exposed the world that our gods are the primary suspects of asian hate. my wife was so sad to see niggers slandered like that (including the body camera on cops fiasco) that she couldn't breathe with Tyrone's cock deep inside her throat
>>220363375Why not? We did much the same thing with Brendan Gleeson.
>>220363901is a lie. I am a Samnite, fuck Rome!
>>220363430And this is just my money. As I won't be seeing the film, neither will Nolan see my money.
>>220376204Would now be a good time to remind everyone that "#StopAsianHate" was the direct result of intellectually limited Americans beating them up for creating the coof?
>>220376279Did he ever though? I'll bet that like me you're a shifty little bastard who never pays for movies.
>>220376291I have a very comfy theater that I like supporting, as long as the movie looks intriguing.
>>220369176>Retarded kike troon>accusing other of poor mental healthLmao
>>220376281>intellectually limited Americansoy that's racist
>>220363375that woman looks like a modern greek >>220363406this>>220368755modern day greeks aren't the same people as ancient greeks, you retard. that fag is larping
>>220363375I don't know who that even is but he looks to me like someone with a very full head of hair who's scraped it off for purposes of looking more thuggish. Which is counterproductive when you take into account what a sissy fuccboi Menelaus is; he's a character who really ought to be written as a poorly closeted fag.
>>220376359>modern day greeks aren't the same people as ancient greeks>but modern day niggers like travis scott or lupita,troons like ellen page, tom holland, mat damon, bernthal, zendaya, are the same people as ancient greekslmaomao
>Himesh Patel as Eurylochus, Odysseus's second-in-command[9]Why isn't he playing Aeneas? He looks just like the Turkish prince Aeneas, the founder of Rome.
>I'm Spartan The guys who lost to Athens? Umm, okay bub
>>220376396no. Ancient Greeks were white people. So like Matt Damon makes sense as an ancient greek, but travis scott, tom holland and zendaya don't.
>>220376411sparta won the peloponnesian war.
>>220376396as a firmly partisan supporter of the Trojans it seems right to me that all the Achaeans should be losing their shit over Lupita Nyongo. and that so many sad twats of /tv/tards should be filling their diapers over somebody in what's going to be a tiny role, I trust even Christopher Nolan understands that the Odyssey's chiefly about Odysseus
>>220376406this isn't the Aeneid, m'man
>>220376406If I'm at all honest, anon, I'd have assumed /tv/ would be pleased to see a brown man cast to play so thoroughly shitty a person as Eurylochus.
>>220376447Aeneid is a character in the illiad, ma'am
>>220376526anon...
>>220376429perhaps you're right and seems plausible to have Lupita as the trophy wife/gf/woman that rich people would lose their shit to get. but travis scot? did nolan think that rapper comes from rapsodos or something?
>>220376601obviously I'm reluctant to further upset the ANGRY BOTS, citizen, but I'm having a cuntish time of figuring out just which similarly tiny role he's to play
>>220363430why do they never put big booba cutie Asian girls in these raceswap things?
>>220363375
>>220376572oh no, I fucked up the latin conjugation of a turkish name
>>220376805You conflated a character's name with that of the epic poem about him, bruh.
>>220376802for a moment I thought that was David Benioff running at the camera. naturally I wanted to kick his nuts in
>>220376687Tiresias. He'll wear big floppy prosthetic tits.
>>220366216Gnostism is pagan larping for 'Christians', retard. It's why it's such a faggy "religion"
>>220376429So Hector prayedand placed his son in the arms of his loving wife.Andromache pressed the child to her scented breast,smiling through her tears. Her husband noticed,and filled with pity now, Hector stroked her gently,trying to reassure her, repeating her name: "Andromache,dear one, why so desperate? Why so much grief for me?"
>>220363467>cast fake tough guy jewsB is a real one tho
>>220376925>Gnostism is pagan larping for 'Christians', retard.virtuously signaled, anon
>>220363611you are a gypo stfu
>>220368755If Indian looking freaks claiming to be Spartan is heckin valid then you absolutely can not use the term Amerigoblin anymore without being a hypocrite
>>220377007THIS (wheeze) UZ (wheeze) SPARTA!
>>220371910Zero chance. It's just rage baiting.
>>220376359Sure thing
so the rumors are true then, its just a modern day story and were just getting gay flashbacks in the trailer
>>220376892oh no, he's in the illiad either way, retardo>>220377007go on /pol/ or /int/. it's always those countries that no one considers white that don't have indoor plumbing, calling people amerigolblins or mutts. so greece fits since they don't have indoor plumbing and they're all turkish>>220377078>ai>and the ai is asking redditgood morning, saar! We waz spartains and shit, saar!
>TADCincel chuds seething>Odysseyincel chuds seething>Backroomsincel chuds seethingyep this year is absolute KINO
>>220377127>good morning, saar! We waz spartains and shit, saar!Show how they aren't related then blody bitch basterd
>>220363393
>>220377149easy, ancient greeks were white, ergo they cannot be related to modern greeks
>>220377179δέχομαι τὴν σὴν παραχώρησιν, rape you later
>>220377220you are turkish, your dad was a turk too
>>220374267I have no problem with Italian pride. There's a lot to be proud about, but Italian identity was forged in the period after the Middle Ages. LARPing as ancient Romans is just Wewuzzing of the highest order. Italian is a very distinct identity to ancient Roman. It's like Greeks LARPing as ancient Athenians or modern Egyptians LARPing as pharaohs. Just let it go.
>>220374267modern day eyetalians aren't related to romans. romans were white
>>220374751I miss smuggies, they may not quite have the same cultural relevance, but they're still pretty fucking great
>>220374267Because being proud of an ancient civilisation's achievements is more of a statement that you've got no recent achievements worth crowing about else you'd be bringing those up. It's like a 60 year old bragging about winning a sports trophy back in high school
>>220374860It's all American slop, doesn't matter if it's made in Europe it's still funded by the same people and made to entertain the same scum audience
>>220375067I thought you were still talking about Nolan's Odyssey and oddly enough it still applies(Except for the part about the tanks)
>>220367540Seems like it!It probably won't be AS BAD as the Internet makes it out to be (like it always happens) but still, these are some pretty baffling and just flat out bad choices
>>220376429>as a firmly partisan supporter of the Trojans it seems right to me that all the Achaeans should be losing their shit over Lupita Nyongo. and that so many sad twats of /tv/tards should be filling their diapers over somebody in what's going to be a tiny role, I trust even Christopher Nolan understands that the Odyssey's chiefly about Odysseus
>>220367855A piss puddle is deeper than a Nolan movie
>>220377144>bad movienormal people dislike>bad movienormal people dislike>bad movienormal people dislikeyep this is the year of SHITEATERS
>>220377391You will still shut up about those cultures an what they left, invader
>>220377947that's very american of you
