Why is Shaggy better looking and shorter than Fred?
>>220365625did they
>>220365625Gen Alpha looks like THAT?! Alpha indeed.
>>220365625always wasnigga got sent to nam and it fucked him uplike, canonically
>>220365704Shaggy dodged the draft and Fred was too rich to serve.
>>220365625i think that makes sense for the current times. fred is chad, he's going to be taller. shaggy is the lovable stoner, he's going to be subtly handsome.
>>220365625Those guys are double teaming Mckenna.
>>220365625I love how they're already excluding the Velma actress. Nerd!
>>220367570she's black isn't she?
>>220365625
>>220368143Nah. Look at the image below. If anything, maybe she's half mexican? But after having a fat jeet Velma, it's excellent.
Too white, needs a black or brown.
>>220369508NEVER!
>>220365625Are they campers or are they counselors?
>>220365625He needs to eat more he's a growing boyNeeds to eat so he doesn't stunt his growth
>>220366091McKenna is like twice as old as those kids. Lemme check
>>220370502>Needs to eat so he doesn't blunt his growthFTFY
>>220370786I'm back!>Velma actress is 18 (14 in the show)>Kenny is 19 (16)>Fred is 20 (17)>Shaggy is 21 (17)And Frank Welker is returning to voice Scooby Doo. I'm pretty sure that's Optimus fucking Prime.
>>220369508The dog is black coded.
>>220365704>always was
>It's a g g g gg ghost?!
>>220368756>velma cutethank fuck they're at least moderately appearance accurate
>>220365625Yeah it's perfectly cast outside of Fred, but at least he isn't blackwashed
>>220371496Watch it be an inner city youth camp for black kids kek.
>>220370303She needs to show her bellybutton asap
>>220371625She has a three foot long staple scar down her back. And a gimp shoulder. What could possibly be so private about her belly button, I wonder? I mean, I love Kiki but when I see her button I gag. Looks like fucking Kuato from "Total Recall".
>>220371747You can't deal with that little bump?You've never touched a woman.
>>220370873Scooby Doo is voiced by an old white dude? Based! So far, we're 5x5 fellas.
>>220372230I've touched chicks. Plenty.
>>220372419Name one.
>>220372492My mom. My grandma. My sister. Hugged them too. Jealous?
>>220372544yeah
I would stick my penis inside all three of them.
>>220372544Not jelly at all. I have a girlfriend in Niagra Falls. You wouldn't know her. So don't ask.
>>220372230>>220371747Disgusting bellybutton. Also those sad pancakes magnetically repelling each other. Yikes!>>220371747>hree foot long staple scarI think her scar is cool and makes her hotter.
>>220372587No homo but Shaggy is too cute of a dude to be Shaggy. He looks like Hawk from Cobra Kai but with gay ass hair.
>>220368756First time in history Daphne is actually cute and mogs Velma.
>>220365625How is he better looking exactly
I'm to old for Scooby Doo. I don't really even know how these threads get traction. The cartoon i saw as a kid was fun as a kid, and every other rendition is worse and worse. When something is dangling and milked like this i think it is more honest in the form of porn. I was driving through Vegas and i saw a star wars themed strip show advertisement. I didn't go, but for the first time in my lifetime i thought "wow that's a good use of that franchise"Tldr: make new shit or make it porn. Everyone's only watching in the hopes daphne and velma get coated in sperm
>>220372706You're a miserable horny old man
>>220372734And you are a honest young chap of 8? With no testicles, ready for the next adventure with the gang? Read the op read the thread and then tell me what else any one is thinking about. That is unless Mom says no more posting. 27 btw.
>>220372766You're a fucking zoomer then. Not sure why you're larping as old
>>220372706Kids don't watch Scooby Doo, stoners watch Scooby Doo for low intensity visual engagement while high on reefer late at night
>>220372785You are so smart. First I'm a boomer then im a zoomer. And even though I'm the only one in this thread engaging with your precious thousand timed raped cartoon beyond horny posting, you still won't respond with a thought beyond boomer coomer zooomer poomer. Should i post some fortnite skins or smth ded ahh, so you know that I'm anywhere from 13-29?
>>220365625i want to fugg fred and shaggy please let me fugg fred and shaggy please
>>220372802Then i would think that it looking like most other netflix originals would be a negative. I'm surprised they are still rolling in money.
>>220372864Go be a pathetic faggot somewhere else.
WHOA! let's bring the temperature down, shall we ladies? Sheesh. We finally get a smoking hot Daphne and y'all arguing over who's the Big Dog when all yous is...is mothafuckin fleas.
>>220372905Ha! What a dummy. That's what homeschooling does to a child star. Gary Coleman never even got a GED. Now imagine if Kenny was black with a bad back and no GED? They'd throw away a perfectly good negro.
>>220365625I am in shock (((netflix))) did this. I expect one of them to be gay (not velma) or a tranny. It makes 0 sense why netflix did this type of casting.
>>220372880please
Grace Mckenna as daphe is one of the best caring choices the gang has ever had. And for long time and they will be pleased to see that velma is a short pouty nerdy teen, who is can't find her glasses with a upturned panty shot. For those that remember shaggy as the first time they felt their penis harden, they will be simply delighted to see that fred and shaggy have 10 min per episode solving the mystery of what's in each other's assholes. The talking dog unfortunately will not be making a appearance because the content is not legal in the us. Brazil viewers, expect more of the same.>>220372864And you can fuck the gang as well
>>220371747I agree that's an unfortunate belly button. One more reason Kiki should put a little weight on.
>>220368756Thank god….. normal scooby doo… holy fuck
>>220368756Hey wait a second
Scooby Doo is now just popular actors in highschool. Not even a effort towards the shows namesake, villans, mysteries, a blue van. Will "velma" even be able to say help i cant ....... without wincing? How is shaggy going to be likeable in real time when his whole thing is being a hungry coward. At least the movies went all in with the gang standing out by tenfold.
>>220372610>>220373058>belly buttonI was just messing around. Keek's outie is sexy AF. >>220373058An innie? Holy Normie, Batman!
>>220365625it's an origin story so norville's body hasn't been destroyed by dope yet
>>220373154Like normies care about belly buttons
>>220373174Dope? I thought he caught a tapeworm from Scooby! Mutts are rancid with them. Gotta be careful they don't swim up your pee hole.
>>220373154imagine being Shitka. In your mid 20s and already replaced by a younger, hotter and bustier clone.
>>220373248Kiki's hangers are perfect. I don't care what you say. Kenny's are okay too.
>>220373323>Kiki's hangersthose aren't hangers. those are expired egg yolks hanging in a moldy sock
>>220368756>White Scooby DooWe're really going to invade Iran after all...
>>220373475>united sharts invading iranlol lmao even
>>220370873>I'm pretty sure that's Optimus fucking Prime.Frank Welker was Megatron. He also has been voicing Fred in almost every Scooby-Doo cartoon since the original series.
