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>>220368741jerry's favorite show is clueless
Does Friends have any good one-off episode? I wouldn't want to watch through all that shit.
>>220369099There’s the one where Ross and Joey tie down and rape Ohoebe. It was only aired once in 1997.. very hard to find online.
>the show that wasn't fully jewish had good looking white people
>>220368741Who would win in a fight, Jerry Seinfeld or David Schwimmer?
>>220369124Who's Ohebe?
>>220369124Implying that Phoebe would ever be unwilling.
>>220368741He’s not wrong. Friends will always be Diet Seinfeld.
>>220369234It was Seinfeld's girlfriend at the time.
At himself?
>>220368741>2 days pass>David Schwemmer speaks out on How I met Your Mother was trying to recreate "FRIENDS" with "Better-Looking People"
>>220369248But he didn't say Phoebe, he said Ohoebe
>>220369099What do you think "sitcom" means, anon?
Why do women love this stupid show so much?
>>220369099Probably one of the guest eps. Dan Castellaneta at the zoo, Bruce Willis talking to himself in the mirror. I seem to recall a Thanksgiving one that was good too. If you don’t get rustled by drag acts the one where Chandler sees his Dad on stage dressed as a woman is pretty funny.
>>220369088very impressive satirical writing on this, same with Batman 66
>>220369402SUUUSANSUSAN SUSANSUUUSAN SUSAN SUSAN
>>220369402I haven't laughed with Friends as much as I've laughed with this one.
>>220368741I thought Jerrys Favorite show was the Abbot and Costello TV series from the 1950s. It has some similarities to sienfelds own show. Each episode starts with them joking with the audience in front of a curtain. The characters live in an apartment in LA and they mostly just hang around, they are always looking for work and they interact with strange characters who live nearby like Joe Bachagolupe an italian stereotype character.
>>220368741Friends has universal themes but Seinfeld is only funny to neurotic Jews and New Yorkers. People think the characters are exaggerated but that's how Jews really act. Most George plots are just things that happened to Larry David.
>>220369455It was Ursula in that video.
>>220368741He calls jewa ugly, haha.
>>220369128which is why it isn't as entertaining. watching good looking people do good looking people things like gossip and engage in shallow drama is the essence of femtainment. True comedy is only achieved when someone is humiliated, and nobody is more willing to publicly humiliate themselves than Jews.
>>220369211Schwimmer is 13 years younger and three inches taller so I would wager him.
>>220369605>Seinfeld is only funny to neurotic Jews and New Yorkers. People think the characters are exaggerated but that's how Jews really act.That's what makes it funny.
>>220368741friends and seinfeld are no more similar to each other than they are to fraiser or mad about you or any of that 90s 00s era yuppy slop. why is seinfeld even talking? is he going on tour or something?
>friend came over to sleep on our couch last night because he's in the process of breaking up with his longterm gf>dinner is ready, pop the telly on to lighten the fucking mood a little>seinfeld is already open because i leave it on for my dog sometimes>hit play, sit down to eat>Elaine says some sad shit about not feeling secure in relationships while screaming laughter rolls over her
>>220370103>>friend came over to sleep on our couch last night because he's in the process of breaking up with his longterm gfWhich friend was it, Joey or Chandler or Ross
>>220368741I never got any vibes that friends was anything like Seinfeld. I found Friends mediocre. Why the hell is Jerry being so insecure about that or need to bring that to any attention?
>>220370103>seinfeld is already open because i leave it on for my dog sometimeswhat
>>220370193NTA but I leave music or a show on when I leave the house so it's not just dead silence for them. also filters out any noises the neighbors make
>>220370189He brought it up because he asked the audience to guess his favorite show and someone said "Friends" so that led to his rant
>>220369402Couple of really embarrassing bits like the Reservoir Dogs bit but some really good stuff in there and they were quite creative with how it was structured. Wasn’t the same when Jeff left though
>>220370143It couldn’t have been Ross. Ross is the largest friend, and as such couldn’t sleep on a couch. He would need a super king size bed. Also, the anon you replied to referenced a dinner. Ross’s appetite couldn’t be satisfied by one human sized dinner. He would have eaten that poster, the poster’s wife and any pets they had as well.The dinner element also probably eliminates Joey. We don’t know the heat the dinner was served at. If it was more than lukewarm to the touch, warm enough to qualify as a hot dinner, it definitely wasn’t Joey. He doesn’t have many of those, it would simply have made the news if he was able to indulge in one.By process of elimination, it was most likely Chandler. He could fit on a couch, has eaten many hot dinners, and his usage of recreational drugs would explain a marital dispute.
>>220369824>nobody is more willing to publicly humiliate themselves than JewsThis would make jeets hilarious, but they aren't
>>220368741wasn't that totally obvious and known at the time?
>>220370193leaving the tv or radio on for the dog is a pretty normal thing. I don't know if dogs actually give a shit, but all same.
>>220370624humiliation is only funny if the victim has dignity
>>220370232>>220371043But he makes it sound like the dog has a preference for Seinfeld
>>220371072Seinfeld is fun
>>220369099the one where no one's readybottle episodes are just so kino in every show
>>220369124Wokeness hadn't struck yet and the writers joked about making Joey a serial rapist amongst other off colour things. A young woman assistant tried to sue and make money from bring troubled by it
>>220369128friends is more jewish than seinfeld
>>220371072How do you know the dog doesn't have a preference for Seinfeld?
seinfeld was formulaic friends evolved
>>220371534how
>>220371534What was Silver Spoons then?
>>220368911It's watching tiktoks of people suffering in Gaza
>>220368911jerry's favorite show is Mr Seinfeld why don't you take a seaton a more age appropriate chair
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>>220369099I liked the one where Monica talks about errogenous zones and creams on network tv.
>>220368741Considering that Friends went one season longer and is still beloved while nobody gives a shit about Seinfeld, I'd say NBC won.
>>220372264Thanks for letting us know what the homosexuals think.
>>220370330Adding a Cousin Oliver character literally named Oliver was unintentionally funny, but yes, he wasn't anywhere near as good as Jeff.
>>220369354Retard. No one remembers the one off Friends plot lines, just the shitty overarching romantic plot lines
>>220369124Phoebe would beat and rape those two bozos
>>220370193some animals might prefer noise to silence, whenever my mom turns her TV on in the evening her cat always comes home like a few minutes later.
>>220368741Seinfeld was a huge success, network execs would be retards if they didn't try and get some of that pie. Jerry always sounds like a bitter bastard in most of his interviews and shows, how is this possible despite all the wealth and fame he's gotten? Dude should be laughing at all this shit
>>220369354I sit on the couch and browse .com websites
>>220372291Facts don't care about your feelings.Keep seething Jerry.
>>220368741old news
>>220369099The one where Pinky Pie knows
>>220369099When Ross dates Rebecca RomainThe story arc of Jon Favreau wanting to become UFC champion (it's a few episodes)Ben Stiller dating Rachel
>>220372702It's weird that this fucker tries to take so much credit when his entire career is built from riding on the talent of others. Even in Seinfeld itself, nobody gives a shit about Jerry. Kramer, George, Newman, and Elaine (in that order) are what people tuned in for.
Unfrosted bombed and it broke Jerry
>>220368741Kramer: you know who else fires shots Jerry? niggers Jerry, niggers fire shots
>>220369274No, he's wrong and acts like he invented sitcoms.
>>220368741It was nothing like Seinfeld other than being set in NY
>>220372291Friends was a world wide phenomenon. Seinfeld is mostly domestic.
>>220369099I've always liked the fancy dress halloween episode with Sean Penn>spudnik>joey as chandler>Monica in a catwoman suit>"there's no such thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of SPIES"
i loved watching Friends growing up, still do from time to time, never really got into Seinfeld, other than being "friends in New York" it's completely different
>>220375282even then they depicted NYC in very different ways.
>>220375518You have shit taste
>>220368741Friends is shitSeinfeld is gold, Jerry, gold!
>>220369099The one where Ross throatfucks Monica because Joey told him incest is wincest
tried watching/getting into seinfeld a few times down the years and never really couldperhaps had I got into it from the start I could have been more receptive to it but even still I just found it annoying and it never really made me laugh at any pointsame goes for pretty much all sitcoms before and after tho
>>220375624It takes about 60 episodes to get going
>>220375633its def not happening now lolI could be all day pointing out the many many cons of Friends but it still had it's pros
>>220368741Friends had a plot wether you thought it was good or not is irrelevant. Seinfeld was just the faggot Jew writer ranting through characters
>>220368741Frasier was also on around the same time. Was that an attempt to be Seinfeld for non-retards? Celebrities are dying by the dozen and this faggot needs to be next.
Jerry Seinfeld is a retarded genocidal pedophile.
>>220370232>I like to torture my dogs with constant stream of noises they don't understand even if I'm not aroundWhy the fuck would someone think this is a good idea? Do you also leave your TV on when you go to sleep?
>>220368741i’m 38 and have never watched an episode of friends or seinfeld. death to al laugh tracks. don’t tell me what to do.
>>220369402>what if friends but unfunny and with ugly people
>>220375548Somehow seinfeld was more realistic in its depiction
>>220368741Must kill him that Friends was bigger than Seinfeld and that young people still watch it now on streaming while they barely know who he is.
>>220372264Sunny is the child of seinfeld and has the most seasons of any sitcom. Seinfeld has a long lasting impact on how tv comedies are done, vs what is the influence of friends?
>>220375864>Seinfeld has a long lasting impact on how tv comedies are donecare to provide exemples?
>>220368741But Friends and Seinfeld are not similar whatsoever
>>220368741this jew always seems salty about something in interviews
>>220369099free cheesecake episode
>>220375994he just did in the preceding sentence
>>220376111It's a bit light.
>>220369099My fahourite was the one where they play friend trivia >miss Chanandler Bong
he is 100% right. friends has the same basic premise, locations and even plotlines as seinfeld and it was pitched to the same network like 6 months after seinfeld became a big hit. i don't know if the creators wanted to rip off seinfeld or if the network made them change it to resemble seinfeld more but yes it was basically "seinfeld but more normie/woman friendly." at the very least friends would never have been picked up by the network if seinfeld wasn't already there and doing numbers.
>>220376187Would be a better episode if you completely removed the terrible Phoebe B-plot. Actually Friends would be a better show in general if you just removed Phoebe.
>>220375864No, Sunny might have taken some inspiration from Seinfeld's "show about nothing" kind of premise, but it's not "the child of Seinfeld." But again, that has nothing to do with Jerry Seinfeld himself, who as I said is the least interesting character in his own show, whereas every character in Sunny is more interesting, most people consider Dee to be the worst character and she's already almost at Kramer levels of entertaining. The fact that Sunny also now has more seasons just shows that they could take the Seinfeld concept and do it better. Stretch it further.I'll say it again Jerry Seinfeld's entire career is just coasting off the momentum of more talented and entertaining people around him. You know what the last biggest thing Jerry actually produced was? The Bee Movie, almost 20 years ago that's only legacy is memes spawned from how utterly terrible the film is.
>>220376228She adds new york flavor to the show
Seinfeld thinking that he invented sitcoms is like Matthew Perry thinking that he invented sarcasm.
>>220376205>Okay hear me out guys>Imagine Seinfeld but>We can go into Kramer’s apartment anytime
>>220376151sunny, arrested development, the office etc, obviously curb. all the savvy comedy shows in the 00s and beyond were influenced by seinfeld both in the sense of the humor being derived from neurotics being shitty to people and in imitating the seinfeld episode structure of multiple unrelated plotlines that collide in the end. friends might be more normie-friendly but all the comedy writers wanted to imitate seinfeld.
>>220376313>Seinfeld thinking that he invented sitcomsbut that's not what he said. pretty jewish of you to lie about it.
>>220376267>Sunny might have taken some inspiration from Seinfeld's "show about nothing" kind of premise, but it's not "the child of Seinfeld." >The fact that Sunny also now has more seasons just shows that they could take the Seinfeld concept and do it better. Stretch it further.so which is it?
>>220369099The episode where they have a quiz over who gets to live in Monica and Rachel's apartment is pretty funny and a good standalone episode
>>220375779Don't watch them.Ha! You did what I told you to do feggit
>>220376228Is it the one where she gets IVF and is testing positive as pregnant within a few hours?
>>220375701Frasier happens in Seattle dumb fuck
>>220376267>most people consider Dee to be the worst characterLol what? Dee is required for almost every episode to work and has some of the funniest shit happen to her
>>220369099The thanksgiving episode where they play football outside is a good taster episode.
>>220376205What plot lines do they share? The premise and locations is just>what if there were people and they lived in New YorkYou can't claim that as your own unique novel premise
Chandler saw boobs of every girl and made out with every girl, although they all made out with each other
>>220369099The best Ross episode is the one where he gets a new couch. And since Ross episodes are the best episodes, that makes it the best episode overall.
>>220372596>Jerry always sounds like a bitter bastardThat was his character on Seinfeld too. That's him. He's bitter, late to forgive, and nitpicking.
>>220369099You're a jew. Couldn't name a single Seinfeld episode, dozen of Friend ones
>>220369124>>220375608Thanks. I'll check those out.
>>220368741He's not wrong but friends was also funnier
>>220368741they even stole jokes, storylines and characters directly from. it.
>>220368741They hated him because he spoke the truth.
Friends was made for 90s "valley girls", it was kind of cringe. Seinfeld was actually funny.
>>220378618Seinfeld was made for hooknosed kikes and it's unwatchable if you're a normal human.
i don't watch friends but phoebe is ugly i never understand when people call her attractive
>>220378640You're a loser, jews should buy you and your family and setup an exhibition
>>220372596You don’t know any jews, do you
>>220376267>No, Sunny might have taken some inspiration from Seinfeld's "show about nothing" kind of premise, but it's not "the child of Seinfeld."The actual comparison comes from both shows being about horrible self centered people.
>>220371483the first thing joey bought? a hot chloroform rag
>>220369128>>220369605>>220376027>>220378640>Jerry Seinfeld genocides a trillion goys with jokes>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences >lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.>meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming dailyWhere is Allah?
>>220373198huh funny I met him and he was incredibly humble and gracious, and what's more it was called the Seinfeld show, not the Kramer show, funny that.it was the highest rated show on TV and ran for 9 years.
>>220375779>third worldered detectedlive studio audience allows for comedy to be natural and actually funny. canned laughter is a different matter.good comedians get immediate feedback from the audience and it affects subsequent timing and which jokes stay and go.it is also secondarily about empathy, something which third worlders are biologically devoid of, like you.
>>220379158despite being a high level member, he never seems particularly political. maybe it's a public front or just business sense, but he really doesn't seem to care one way or another, which is what he himself said.pretty funny he makes leftists seethe though
>>220368741Why does he always seem so bitter?
>>220378846I only know fake jews, ie those that go to shul once a week but aren't even relatively well-off. I do wonder when the wealth clause of their agreement with hashem will kick in.
>>220379397still angry he didn't get to keep his bigbooba gf. It is weird though that he only seems to have two facial expressions: bitter grimace and smug grin. I like the show but he has a very slappable face.
>>220368741They're not that similar, seinfeld is about four unaware sociopaths, friends has chandler but the rest are not super evil.
>>220376027His show got cancelled, I'd be mad too.
>>220369274Correct. Seinfeld fucking MOGS Friends. Friends was the most safe, boring, inoffensive and bland normie-tier garbage I ever had the displeasure of momentarily watching. Even Joey from Friends is just Kramer Lite. Seinfeld versus Friends is jew versus jew, but at least Seinfeld is actually entertaining. Unlike Friends.
During the 70s and 80s, cities were portrayed, for good reason, as dangerous shitholes. Sitcoms were mostly set in the suburbs. In the mid 70s, there was a brief flirtation with urban shows after the "rural purge" but that didn't last long. The public simply wasn't interested in city life.The main thing 'Seinfeld' can be credited with is making city life look middle class and normie again. Shows that followed, like 'Friends', continued this trend but the path was blazed by Jerry and his crew.
>>220368741Jerry Seinfeld is a cunt, but in this case he’s correct.
>>220372523He said Ohoebe, not Phoebe
>>220368741>Friends was NBC trying to duplicate Seinfeld with slightly better looking jews
>>220372378>No one remembers the one off Friends plot linesYeah, it's almost as if it was a sitcom, or something...
>>220383574Ohoe-be would be an even worse beatdown, are you kidding me? She's the one who taught Phoebe all she knows.
>>220381915Eh, there were a bunch of sitcoms set in cities, they just didn't portray the city much as anything other than a backdrop for the show (from memory, I haven't watched shows from the 70s since my granpa died). The city=crime trope is based in historical reality (in American major cities at least) and was a very real trend in movies depicting places like NY, Detroit etc but plenty of shows and movies still set their stuff in cities, they'd just ignore those themes instead of showing gritty urban areas and denizens.t. 15 years of growing up with my granpa who would refuse to watch anything released after I was born
>>220368741Well they fucked it up then. Not only did it have good looking people, it was actually funny too.
>>220369353seinfeld gave me the Heebie Creepies
>>220369124>OhoebeWho? Is this some African 7th member of the Friends cast?
>>220385242That would be OhoWebe.
>>220372702>the lone ranger recalls run in where william conrad told him "you're welcome" for his serials success>both gunsmoke and the lone ranger were must listen primetime radio in the 30sOH MY GOD WHO GIVES A FUCK
>>220376313rip mp
for me, it's 3rd rock from the sun
>>220368741They tried to duplicate seinfeld without an unfunny hack shoving his shitty stand-up in every episode, ruining the show with his negative charisma, leeching off actually talented people, who went on to make their own way funnier shows, while this schmuck's contribution to comedy is Unfrosted. And having the most boring comedian interview show I ever saw. This guy couldn't even leech properly anymore.The whole comedy world is gonna breathe a sigh of relief when this insect falls off the Earth, so they don't have to pretend to like him to get his connections.
>>220386128You gotta see his HBO special "Jerry Seinfeld: Stand-Up Confidential" he did before the tv show, weird as fuck
>>220386234Now that was some retirement home dining room tv core. Why would anyone between the ages of 10 and 50 watch this in the year when Eddie Murphy's Raw came out.
>>220386045>ayo give me dat looney tunes ass
>>220370193Every dog has a favorite show, my dogs like Tosh.0
Phoebe get Ipad.Monica get gaped
>>220372731based taste. for me its a friend in deed
>>220368741Considering both series are NBC sitcoms set in 1990s Manhattan, they could not be more dissimilar.
>>220386099Based and Dubcekpilled
>>220368741The formula is different. Seinfeld is more episodic and has more situational humor whereas FRIENDS is more character and story driven. You don’t have an equivalent to the Ross and Rachel relationship in Seinfeld, but you don’t need a Ross and Rachel in Seinfeld because the focus is more on exploring the absurdities of the modern world.
>>220383894You might be right but since you couldn't give even one example, I'm going to assume you're talking about hazy childhood memories.
Did violent crime happen in the New York of 'Friends'? The only violent crime I can think of was Phoebe mugging Ross and even that was just them recollecting what happened decades earlier. 'Seinfeld' had The Lopper and many other threats of violence, though usually much less serious than having your head Highlandered. While generally not violent, beyond some pushing, the main characters often committed minor criminal offenses. Ross having an illegal monkey seems to be as edgy as 'Friends' ever got.
>>220368741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVTP8xZCGVwegoistical kike
the one where monica gets bogged
>look ross is doing the tv thing>pivot>ross glowing white teeth>ross leather pants>ross sandwichthe only memorable scenes all revolve around ross, curious.chandler was considered the funniest one but can you name one actually funny chandler scene?
>>220370624Are you kidding? Jeets are hilariousNothing funnier than watching some jeet doing stupid shit next to a train track and getting slammed by the train
>>220370624Jews know how to mix self-deprecation with humor. Jeets just humiliate themselves and expect izzat in return.
>>220375161>Kramer!>*uproarious laughter ensues*>You can't call them that!>Well that's what they are Jer>*more laughter*
>>220368741he has said this about 100 times in the last 25 years zoom zoom. this is not news
