Wanna buy some death sticks?
>>220369372honestly yeah, i wanna get fucked up. how much for 5?
>>220369372Why does Lucas hate smokers?
>>220369372why would they call them death sticks? thats not very good marketing
>>220369372I already bought 3 packs of death sticks todayI'm gonna inject them all
>>220369423it sounds bad ass
>>220369372are death sticks even legal? why would someone try and sell illegal drugs to a jedi?
>>220369423>never heard of liquid death brandtouch grass
>>220369423
I still can't believe people like Ewan McGregor or Natalie Portman not to mention Liam Neeson were in Star Wars.
>>220369423As a kid I took it as a reference to a Dennis Leary standup bit where he talks about how they could make the box black with a white skull and call them death sticks (I think) and they’d still sell truckloads of them. It gave me a moment of hope for the rest of the movie. Then the movie continued.
>>220369493Their iced teas are to die for.
>>220369560I ain't drinking anything called that. Bet the CEO is jewish.
>>220369585There hasn't been a single death related to drinking Liquid Death. I guess that shows confidence in the quality of one's own product.
>>220369606Sounds like the same BS they told us about the COVID vaccine.
>>220369630Huh?
>>220369543Liam Neeson has been in multiple Seth MacFarlane projects so I can believe he would sell out for Star Wars at the height of its cultural relevance.
>>220369543They got Sam Jackson in there and gave him a grape lightsaber
>>220369423like junkies irl wouldnt trample eachother for a taste of "death sticks." You ever heard of "Krokodil?" you know why its called that?
>>220369372I watched all the movies, and this is the first reference I noticed about drugs in their universe. I mean the old movies do mention spice, but the way they talked I just assumed it was actual spices like for food. ancient earth had a spice trade because people wanted new flavors. then the mandalorian show and andor were the first time I've seen them show drug use with characters that aren't just background. spice use on mandalorian and the one girl using those drop things on andor. ironically it's Disney who took it further with the drug stuff than the first 6 non Disney movies, and they're supposd to be the kid friendly company
>>220369372>waves hand infront of his face all jedi-mind-rapeyYou will give me the death sticks for free
>>220369654cheeky
Nah, I grew up in a loving home
>>220369654Kek
>>220369648Star Wars was important because it introduced to film unique special effects that were never before possible.>what is the star wars of the silent film era??The height of Star Wars' cultural relevance was in the 1970s. It was all downhill from there. After that, it was all just people (including the creator himself) milking the name recognition and fame of the franchise for money.
Do Jedi's going partying after their jedi shit is done?
>>220369372Laziest alien make up ever?
>>220369670Why would you want death sticks, even for free. As advertised: they provide death to their user.
>>220369747Star Wars has always been an ultra commercial endeavor. They made all those cool designs so they could sell toys. What they did back in the day was certainly impressive, but I have always thought and always will think that Ian McDiarmid is the heart and soul of Star Wars. He steals every scene he's in. Bringing him back for episode 9 was the one thing they did right and they're so retarded that they even fucked that up.
What's the high like? Or is it gay shit like cigs/vapes?
>>220369466He doesn't know he's a Jedi.
>>220369804>they provide death to their userOh, you thought literally death? No, my fellow anon, but I do understand the confusion.Lucas is actually subtly referencing the cigarettes of our world.
>>220369848Yep. Cigarettes killed my mother.
>>220369804>>220369804You’ve never met a drug user. Tons of pot and booze brands called stuff like “mega heart attack”Anything to stick it to the squares.
>>220369868dimethylsulfoxide reverses and cures COPD and emphysema btw
>>220369372No and Mouse, don't be a hero and try to dual wield assault rifles.
>>220369892It was lung cancer
>>220369868Cigs killed your mom but I slayed her
>>220369912Sorry for your loss anon. I wasn't trying to be cheeky by mentioning DMSO to you. It is forbidden knowledge and more people should know about it.There's a profound case study from Germany in the book DMSO: Nature's Healer, where they gave a severely down syndrome child DMSO on her head, and it changed the shape of her skull and gave her a normal life. It's a miracle drug.
>>220369868Your mom didn’t love you if she smoked
>>220369372I quit zyns, what can I start taking that's not as bad for you that'll give you a buzz
>>220370237cannabis
>>220370263>DUDE WEED
>>220370345I'm not telling you to get high all the time. I'm just saying that the occasional cannabis edible is healthier than tobacco. I mean you could just drink alcohol but that's terrible for you. Caffeine can also put you in a slightly altered state. Or go shoot up fentanyl for all I care faggot. I don't even use weed anymore.
>>220369981ISnt DMSO the stuff that helps you absorb LSD? I think the Dead kennedys (gay abnd I know) had a song where he says he swabs cop car door handles with LSD mixed with DMSO?
>>220370345>>220370237Just smoke 2 packs a day until you die, pussy. I know weed makes you scared. It's always the tobacco addicts. Mix the tobacco with hard liquor too so you get cancer faster.
>>220370237>>220370345>dude tobacco! zyns! dude!nah just keep giving yourself mouth cancer you cannot quit it's too addicted
>>220370471I don't know about the Dead Kennedy's song. And I am not fresh in my recreational drug knowledge.DMSO is an organic solvent. It's made from wood pulp. It's also present in trace amounts in rainwater. The supplement methylsulfonylmethane is made from DMSO.DMSO has a place in medicine because it can be combined with any other chemical and administered to any place on the body. So drugs that can be helpful but are not bioavailable by ingesting them can be directly administered to any body part with DMSO. DMSO will fully penetrate body tissues and carry any chemical into them. So in that way it can be dangerous. If it is adulterated it will carry anything into the body. One has to take care with it.Iirc, LSD takes an hour or more to kick in because it has to first metabolize before it can cross the blood-brain barrier. But I'm not sure about that. I could be misremembering. So mixing LSD with DMSO would administer it directly to the bloodstream, and maybe that mix could go directly to the brain. I don't know.DMSO is also a medicine in itself without even needing to be combined with other medicines. It immediately and directly combats inflammation. That is why inhaling DMSO through a nebulizer can reverse COPD. You can look up Midwestern Doctor on X and substack for the science behind it.
>>220370484>>220370498Absolutely seething
The writing in this horror show
>>220370594DUDE I WANNA QUIT ZYN PLEASE HELP
>>220370583>DMSO has a place in medicine because it can be combined with any other chemical and administered to any place on the bodyYeah that's the absorption I heard about... so you just take it by itself or with other stuff? how do you get an inhaler?
>>220370583hmm says not to use it if you have asthma sheeeeeit
>>220370690To administer it to the lungs you'd get a device called an ultrasonic nebulizer. It will make a fine mist of a liquid. You can put whatever in it.I learned about DMSO from Jim Humble's books, who popularized a different compound called chlorine dioxide. He said to combine the two in a solution (so mixed with clean water) and to apply them to the skin.There's significant controversy over chlorine dioxide and DMSO, and not without sound reason. They can produce injury if one is not very careful, but there are also literally hundreds of miracle stories of profound health recovery and quality of life recovery.There are clinical studies out of Japan on how chlorine dioxide cured covid.I know that's not what you asked exactly, but these two compounds are related because they are abundant, easily accessible from the natural world, and as such, they can't be patented. So our Western medicine, in its state of regulatory capture, can't tolerate them.>>220370781If you are interested, you might contact a doctor who is familiar with DMSO. May you have a long and healthy life anon.
>>220369668Cade used drugs in Legacy.
>>220369372DUDE DEATHSTICKS
>>220369668>it's Disney who took it further with the drug stuff than the first 6 non Disney movies, and they're supposd to be the kid friendly companynot since jews bought them and have been doing everything possible to destroy that rep
>>220370237closest ive ever gotten was abstaining from caffeine until i was very sensitive to it again
>WHOA. What the fuck happened?>They tried to sell me deathsticks.
>>220369423Dark Side marketing, most of the population are poor scum.
>>220369804Could be cool.
>>220369786Nope they're faggots.
>>220369372>You seem like a good friend, Elan Sleazebaggano.
>>220369372Why did Lucas gave obiwan a Jesus wig? What did he mean by that?
>>220370237Definitely cocaine.
>>220370819thanks you too fren! im pretty healthy other than allergies to pets.. I am thinking about trying mullein leaf
>>220369423you'd think so but people dying of fentanyl laced shit only makes them flock to that dealer more because they're like "dude, it's so hardcore, it's like, REALLY strong, dude"
>>220371208However you choose to proceed, take good care with yourself.
>>220369630
>>220370484Leave smokers out of this, I don't have any problems with weed drug users. We're both unfairly persecuted.
>>220369372Why are the prequels so uncool and corny
>>220369423why would someone smoke something called crack?
>>220369545
>>220369585fun hater
>>220369585I don't think it's dangerous I just think it's cringe.
>>220369884
>>220369585The only time I ever drank it was when the guy personally gave me a free case at a party. He also introduced me to a porn star friend of his. If he's a jew then he's a pretty nice one.
>>220369423Potheads line up at stores to buy stains called things like "deer shit" and "fuckass".
>>220372066Fuckass slaps yo.
>>220369804Honestly man, if you offered me something that would kill me instantly and reliably I'd be tempted.
>>220369815Why wouldn't he when Obi Wan is wearing an outfit worn by Jedi and only by Jedi?
>>220369585The ceo is this dude
>>220372411Right or left?
>>220372424Right
>>220372362He could be a tourist from Tatooine
