>>220369714
urban as cage is kino casting

>>220369714
Kitana is mid as fuck. And since she is the main character of the fucking movie, I will not be buying a ticket, and will pirate this when its on streaming in 4 weeks

>>220369714
>All the men lose pathetically or die
>Supposed "co-lead" Johnny Cage is a fucking bait and switch joke that loses to Kitana
>Kitana effortlessly wins every single fight just to girlboss everyone
>Even Liu Kang THE HERO OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING FRANCHISE jobs and dies like a fucking bitch so that Kitana can win YAASSS KWEEN!
Fuck off, faggot.

>>220369714
>Advertise Johnny as the main character
>Biggest guy on the poster
>Actually he's a pathetic joke that steps aside for Kitana because it's HER TURN #METOO
LOL

>>220369788
have sex

>>220369788
>>220369828
Guess it now makes sense why all the women are ugly and are covered basically head to toe with clothes, is just more woke bullshit

>>220369749
He's old and a cuck and useless he should at least have cassie

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>>220369788

Does Onaga show up to impregnate Kitana at the end?

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no REPTILE no watch
simple as

>>220369783
This, downgrade from Talisa Soto.

>>220369839
You will never, white knight

>>220369877
No, Sonya and Kitana are now both asexual lesbian types that need no man. Johnny is treated as a complete joke and Liu Kang fucking dies.

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>>220369982

What happened to Cole Young? I thought he was the chosen one?

>>220370037
He gets the most violent death so far, his family doesn't give a shit, nobody else gives a shit and not even Scorpion acknowledges it. The real chosen one is Kitana. She effortlessly wins every single fight including against the bait and switch "co-lead" Johnny. IT'S HER TURN!

>This time the movie is more videogame accurate
Wonder what videogame these review cucks have played.

>>220369783
>>220369788
>>220369828
people still unironically post like this in 2026? this shit is cringe af

>>220370158
It supports their politics as another woke misandrist takeover of a male franchise so they just threw that complimentary line in their reviews

>>220369714
What does Kitana mean?

>>220370214
"Male feminist" white knight cucks still post like this in 2026? Cringe.

>>220370133
Damn. I was hoping he would make it to the end and go home to be a family man.

>>220370249
It means she's got your back.

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>>220370158

Kitana defeats and blinds Shao Khan in MK 11 to become Kitana Khan. However, Kitana defeating Shao Khan in MK 2 is not canonical to the games.

Also it's bullshit that Kitana switches sides to fight for Earthrealm. Since she wasn't native to Earth, her victory in the tournament would still be in Outworld's favor. I guess she won't claim Earthrealm after the tournament because she's a nice Queen.

>>220369788
good, now there's no reason for me to bother with this shit heap even for free thanks for the heads up

>>220370383
No problem. They mislead so much with the trailers and everything, pretending like Johnny is the protagonist. It's sickening.

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>>220370414

It's a real shame.

I was under the impression that this film might be worth my time. Now I know better too. You've done us all a service.

>>220370454
I hate how every franchise for men gets co-opted and goes to shit in the exact same way by the exact same usual suspects every single time.

>>220370298
>MK11
This is MK2...i remember another story.

>>220370454
MKX still the best looking

TEST

YOUR

>>220370821
YOU MIGHT
Boon sounds kind of awful in the new music theme.

MIGHT

>>220370414
everything you listed wasn't hinted in a single fucking trailer, lol fuck them and their shitty movie
>oi kitaner yousda only one cun dufeat homelanduh

>>220369714
It was maybe 10% better than the first by virtue of following the lore. But there was wooden acting, weightless action, and girl boss shit everywhere. Karl Urban + that bald cunt were miscast.

>>220369788
Unirocinally habe sex niguh

>>220369788
>Even Liu Kang THE HERO OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING FRANCHISE jobs and dies like a fucking bitch

I’m okay with this because Liu Kang stoke Hanzo’s Scorpion mantle and gave it to Kuai to appease China.

Fuck Kang.

>>220369714
Wasn't enough women killed. Watched them today as double festure, first one had Nitara getting cut in half and Mileena getting a hole blasted in her middle and those were awesome but 2 didn't have any that. Had Queen bitch impaled in her head but that's it. I wanted Sonya to get decapitated like the head ripped off with spine hanging off they do. That would been cool
Costuming was a lot better in 2

>>220371653
Henry Cavill will be happy at least

Are the early rumors true that Liu gets cucked for WMAF propaganda? Does cage actually steal his girl?

>>220370214
This isn't reddit, faggotron

>>220372062
No, it isn't true. Liu Kang does get cucked but so does Cage. There is no WMAF. Kitana is basically one of those bitchy asexual lesbian girlboss types. Liu Kang loses and dies, Cage loses and gets utterly humiliated the entire movie while Kitana wins every fight effortlessly. No, she doesn't do anything sexy or give a shit about any of the men.

>>220370214
Just white knight faggot.

>>220369749
Did you forget that the Miz exists?
>>220369783
Nah Johnny cage was
>>220369889
That nigga got his heart ripped out. I dressed up as him at the movies

>>220372215
Johnny is NOT the main character you lying little shit. He loses to Kitana immediately and gets humiliated the whole fucking movie. Fuck you.

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>>220372284
Nigga its mortal kombat. Women beat men all the time. There's also people who turn into lizards. There is no meme lib shit stop crying. Lib meme shit is faggot ass the last of us and u still lapped it up.
Anywho mk is awesome but God damn why is no one talking about jade being fucking bald. Killing myself rn

>>220372545
>Nigga its mortal kombat. Women beat men all the time.
NIGGER, I can shoot right back that it's Mortal Kombat, Liu Kang is the hero. So shut the fuck up. You're making constant white knight excuses you stupid fucking faggot. Stop pretending it isn't woke. Disingenuous little shit!

My favorite character is Kitana so this movie was made for ME.
>but girlboss
Literally they made her a jobber in the other MK movie in the 90s. Now it's the boy's turn.

>>220372598
Brother chill out cage is supposed to get his ass handed by Sonya, kitana is no different.
They beat Johnny because he underestimates/intentionally goes easier on them because they're women which leads to his down fall. It's a pretty common trope and fits cages personality perfectly desu
I could also care less about kitana since jade has always been my waifu

>>220372598
Liu Kang dies multiple times in the franchise. It's not new.

hard to tell if /tv/ is exaggerating or not. its not like Johnny isn't usually treated as a joke and its not like women don't win fights in MK but on the hand I don't want to watch the Kitana Movie

>>220369788
God you faggots are so pathetic and melodramatic.

>>220372662
>>220372674
>>220372726
Can't even refute anything I say about all the men being fucking losers while Kitana girlbosses the entire movie. Tells everyone all that's needed to know. If I was wrong you'd say I was wrong. Instead, all your arguments are:
>Okay, you're right... but!
LMAO get fucked you white knight simps.
>>220372688
All the men lose pathetically and Kitana wins everything easily. These are the facts. Take of that what you will.

Does Johnny get his green kick powers?

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>>220372662
>They beat Johnny because he underestimates/intentionally goes easier on them because they're women which leads to his down fall.

Is it really based on MK9's story but it's its own thing?

>>220372974
It's just another woke feminist hijacking of a classic male franchise

>>220372688
I have a feeling they are shitposting, although usual suspect youtubers like Tyrone Magnus are in fact genuinely butthurt that Kitana won the MK tournament.
So I have a feeling our friendly neighbourhood grifter Critical Drinker is going to have a field day with this.

>>220373038
>I have a feeling they are shitposting
So try and refute it, you fucking coward. Stop being a passive aggressive little bitch.

>>220373053
You are the one being butthurt about fucking Kitana of all people.

>>220373070
So again, you can't refute it and you just deflect like the little bitch you are.

>>220373070
its all true then?

>>220373128
That she wins the tournament? Yes.

>>220373168
Cole doesn't die? Johnny doesn't lose to Kitana? Jax doesn't die? Liu Kang doesn't die?

>>220373196
>you... you're just cherrypicking!
kek

>>220372933
>>220372959
Ok fine ur wrong. It's how Johnny's written plus jade beat jax dude and Shao beat the fuck outta Sonya.
I feel like you're forgetting it was a literally 3v1
Stupid retarded 4chan hivemind this is why Instagram has always been better

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Oh ya plus I'm bigger than u, plus me my wife and lil bro loved it plus we cosplayed plus you're a bitter fag
I WIN

>>220373261
>ur wrong
>You're wrong about Johnny losing because he's supposed to lose
So he does lose. So I'm right.
>Also you're wrong about the men dying or being losers because of Jax... who dies to Shao Kahn
So... he's another man that loses and dies. So I'm right.
>Also you're wrong about Kitana being a girlboss because I'm irrelevantly bringing up Sonya out of nowhere
And I'm right again. Holy shit you're fucking retarded.

>>220373322
Johnny loses on his own terms but its a full circle kinda thing
>shao kills jax so therefore im right
Fuckimg retarded kys
>Sonya out of no where
I literally said shao kicks her ass, r u inept? Holy shit, die and get mogged

>>220372933
It's not that you are wrong. It's that Johnny carried the fucking movie despite the girlboss shit. Put Sub and Scorp in better outfits is all you could really do to make it much better....the movie was better than I thought so thanks for helping me enjoy it.

What this is a perfect example of the real fucking draw getting short changed. If this were Johnny's movie, it would have been total fucking magic. Instead it's good despite its bullshit because of how good he is in it.

>>220370249
Japanese sword.

Who gives a fuck about any of the shit you faggots are talking about, the important question is: IS KANO STILL A RACIST SHIT TALKING SICK CUNT THAT I CAN SELF INSERT AS?

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>>220373588
cunt, somewhat
>racist
sadly, no.
was waiting for him to call bi-han as 'sub-nigger'

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>>220369788
lol you have to be retarded to spend money as a man in 2026. all movies are made for women and gays. And sometimes the occassional black virtue signalling movie, which is also feminine and gay.

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>>220372545
Did they really do Jade like that? What the fuck?

>>220369788
>>Even Liu Kang THE HERO OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING FRANCHISE jobs and dies like a fucking bitch so that Kitana can win YAASSS KWEEN!

He got his neck snapped in Deadly Alliance. Are you retarded?

Kitana was cool. Not sure why you guys always piss and moan

>>220373642
hollywood is max jew'd

>>220373645
and came back as a cool zombie. are you retarded

>some tranime sloppa weebshit where the woman is some huge badass and beats the big bad and humiliates the villain
>OHMIGAWD, SO HOT, YESS QUEEN SLAY

>same thing but western
>REEEEEEEEE, WOKE KIKE-SHIT SLOP-GAY SHIT! WHITE GENOCIDE, THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE, RACE WAR NOW!

You faggots are intolerable and are the primary reason that the Right wing is waning.

>hag kitana
no thanks

>>220373665
Yea, as a zombie that became more of an easter egg to the storyline instead of a hero.

>>220369858
the games are also woke covering all the women making them ugly

>>220373687
>>some tranime sloppa weebshit where the woman is some huge badass and beats the big bad and humiliates the villain
>>OHMIGAWD, SO HOT, YESS QUEEN SLAY
And she is still usually sexy and doesnt undermine the male protagonist. Even in Sailor Moon, despite being the most powerful person, she still acts like a woman.

Kitana is just a tranny, and just about every girl in the movie.

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>>220373718
>Kitana is just a tranny, and just about every girl in the movie.
You're a nigger-tard retard faggot, and you should kill yourself immediately, for having shit taste and being a genetic dumpster.

>>220373729
thats a man. just admit you like fucking trannies and save us the argument

>>220373729
Downgrade from Talisa Soto, looks like she should be working at a nail salon.

>>220373744
Post face, since I guarantee she's out of your league, brownoid, kek.

>>220369749
>urban as cage is kino casting
Kano actor completly mogs him. Johnny Cage should be the funny one, not Kano. Urban has a different type of charisma that doesn't suit Cage.

>>220369783
>And since she is the main character of the fucking movie
Kitana and Johnny are co-leads.

>>220373759
>she

>>220373834
could have fooled me.

should have been lui kang with side kick Johnny. I hate faggot hollywood

>>220369788
Bananini chimpanzeeni tung tung tung sahur!

>>220373865
>lui kang
He's boring. Besides, he's already been the main character in two movies. MK games are constantly changing protagonists anyway.

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>>220373885
>He's boring.
And youre gay

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women in the game are all ugly now.
not sure why everyone is ignoring that

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>op hasn't post physique
>is rambling in circles
>is a faggot
>is stupid
>is wrong
Yep, typical OP

>>220373960
MK1 Sareena is kinda hot tho

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Daily reminder that OP is a Bitch

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>>220374038
U mean mythologies right

>>220373729
She looks like Rosalind Chao

>>220373729
I swear I have gotten a blowjob and then fucked and creampied this woman at a massage parlor maybe two years ago for $80.

>>220374601
no you didn't lol

>>220374601
yes you did lol

>>220373729
>>220373744
>>220373752
that is Adeline Rudolph she was in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and Hellboy: The Crooked Man

>>220374803
Yes I did.
>>220374827
This guy was there, he'll tell you.

>>220374841
lmao sure you did

>>220373196
Cole dies vs Shao Kahn. Goblina Jade loses to Jax. Druk Johnny lose to Kitana (but she's already a Raiden's spy). Jax dies v Kahn. Liu Kang is fatally wounded by Kahn but ascend (to become a God probably like in MK One). Kitana dies vs Kahn but the spirit of her father gives her another coin to continue and she manage to vindicate him at the end.
This movie has a tons of problems but not the one of being woke.

>>220374948
I did. That guy was there too and he was banging some other hot chinawoman. It's a fact.

>>220375141
sure you did lol

>>220375134
>Cole dies
>Johnny loses
>Jax dies
>Liu Kang dies
>Kitana wins
So exactly like I said? It's insufferably woke and girlboss as fuck. Here's a little brain exercise, genius: If Cage was supposed to be "co-lead" why not just have him DRAW against Kitana instead of LOSE? That's what I fucking thought.

>>220369749
karl rarely disappoints

So, wait. Technically, Shao Kahn wins and the Earthrealm loses, they lose all their warriors to Outworld (Kitana removes Johnny right at the start, while Shao Kahn wipes the floor with the rest). Can Kitana change her allegiance like that post-facto? Or is it the Elder Gods that throw the Earthrealm a bone, because Outworld was already cheating like a motherfucker, by having Shao Kahn operating on a god mode cheat code?

>>220375165
Because Cage was old and druk, its called character ark. In the end he's the hero of his story (saving Raiden) while Kitana has its own ark (avenging her father). Both have nothing to do with MK2 story which is the main problem, not your retarded babblings about girlbosses.

>>220375165
>If Cage was supposed to be "co-lead" why not just have him DRAW against Kitana instead of LOSE?
Because it wasn't a friendly spar, they were fighting in a mortal kombat, you fight to the death, the rules don't accept a draw. He's insanely lucky he went against Kitana, who was one of the good guys, because if he were to go against anybody else, he'll be dead.

>>220375215
Hmm. Good question. We must consult THE ELDER GODS to find the real answer to it.

>>220375215
>>220375262
i think cheating is the reason why Elder Gods going to step in third movie that open door to Shinook

Come to think of it, Shao Kahn picked a very shitty roster to represent the Outworld this time.
>Sindel, who is shown to a lame combatant
>Kung Lao, who he snatched from the good guys
>Jade, whose allegiance is shaky as fuck
>Kitana, whose allegiance is nonexistant
So in the end he had to do most of the work himself. While he had people like Noob Saibot at his command. Did Shang Tsung killed off all of Outworld's competent warriors in the first movie?

>>220375315
What the fuck is Shang even doing? He's not mentioned in any of the leaks and he's Outworld's greatest fighter after Shao himself

>>220375340
He incapacitates Raiden and uses Raiden's lifeforce to fuel the mcguffin amulet that give Shao Kahn the boost.
Shang Tsung is so lame this time around. He's less the evil mastermind and more like smug minion that wimps out the second Raiden gets his sights on him.

>>220375315
>>220375340
Shao Kahn thinks already won why he needs his best fighters. my things where is Shinook

I like that Quan Chi was a butt of the joke this time around.
I have a feeling this is Boon's apology for MK 9 and 10 where Quan Chi was this bullshit indestructible mastermind reading ahead in the script.

>>220375221
>Because Cage was old and druk, its called character ark.
How convenient his character "ark" is immediately losing like a bitch while Kitana's character arc allows her to win every single fight start to finish.
>>220375253
>Because it wasn't a friendly spar, they were fighting in a mortal kombat, you fight to the death, the rules don't accept a draw. He's insanely lucky he went against Kitana, who was one of the good guys, because if he were to go against anybody else, he'll be dead.
And that's your argument for how he ISN'T portrayed as a loser? And for how the movie ISN'T woke? You can't even keep a single coherent thought.

>>220375152
He did, I was there. I am an Asian whore.

>>220375447
Dude. Kitana only has one fight after Johnny and it's against Shao Kahn. And he's wiping the floor with her, until Johnny, Kano, Scorpion and Jade defeat Noob Saibot.

>>220375475
Oh. Then I apowogize my wady. I did not know there was a stunning Asian bweauty here amongst us. I apowogize for the vuwgar wanguage my fewwow 4chan users have used and I hope it has not offended you. *Bows wespectfuwwy*

>>220375481
All the men lose fights, she doesn't. Did I fucking stutter?

>>220373687
>the Right wing is waning.
Go check out what's going on in the Bong elections today, lol.

>>220375475
prove it this 4chain

>>220369714
This might sound strange,but,was Sydney Sweeney in this one? I watched this last night,and there was a scene with the girl in red dress and with RPG that looked like Sydney. I tried to confirm it on IMDB but nothing. Does anybody knows who that might be?

>>220375549
yes you did

>>220373715
Only the more recent ones which are not canon to me

>>220375987
>Johnny treated like a loser
>Kitana wins every fight
These are the facts you disingenuous cuck. Fucking white knight simp faggot. Keep on shilling for wokeshit like the pathetic retard you are.

>>220375826
AH-SOOOO I ASIAN RADY SO SEXY MAKE ROVE TO YOU RONG TIME MAKE SUCKY AND FUCKY I ROVE BLADDU PITTU NOT RIKE BLUCE REE AH-SOOO! *gong sound*

>>220376044
Holy shit it actually is a hot azn baddie. Put on your finest sweatpants and most obscure anime t-shirt bros at least one of us might get laid tonight. Gomenasai konichiwa m'lady!

peop really go watch this wokeslop feminist kombat?

>>220369714
Looks pretty kino desu

>that turbochud autismo having a meltdown over mk again

>>220369714
just got back from watching it, and I liked it as much as the 95 one. not as silly and slapstick as the 95 but still had its moments. I really liked who they got for kitana, mad they didnt have raiden do his scream when he charges shang tsung, but happy they gave Tanaka Boons "get over here". Really confused why they made Liu get impaled and just zoom off to (im guessing) netherrealm.

>>220376316
>Really confused why they made Liu get impaled and just zoom off to (im guessing) netherrealm.
So that Kitana could girlboss everything. IT'S HER TURN! #METOO

>>220376348
I mean I guess but she already did that in the games so its not as much of a "I hate women being main characters" and I kind of expected it at this point if they were to follow the games

>>220376316
Just annoyed they did my girl, Jade, dirty.

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>>220375315
>very shitty roster
if you look at the mk2 and mk3 roster or mk9 roster, that's pretty much everyone.
goro, mileena and reptile were killed off in the last tournament.
i guess sheeva, kintaro, and motaro are available, but the movie probably doesn't have the budget for them, nor the screentime to have a sub-boss.

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the god of the entire mortal Kombat universe is a woman.....

woke game franchise

>>220375481
>Johnny, Kano, Scorpion and Jade defeat Noob Saibot
So Johnny doesn't have a single solo win in the movie? Wow, what a great "co-lead". In the 1995 movie, Johnny wasn't even the lead, and even then he was able to defeat Scorpion and Goro. And his fight with Scorpion remains iconic to this day.

>>220376531
what a cute hat

>>220376316
I feel like they keep wasting Raiden, Shang Tsung and Scorpion. But I would put the blame on the first movie, because that was their times to shine and the screenwriters botched it. With 2 there is already too much going on with the new characters to have Raiden and Shang Tsung get any focus. Especially since Shao Kahn makes Shang Tsung redundant.

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>>220376531
>last tournament
i meant last movie

https://youtu.be/ni51XxN9n-M?si=2pfrBT5cflIBtVrP

>>220376532
The One Being is male and he mogs kronika

>>220376531
They could've just ditched the Sindel fight or have Liu Kang fight Kintaro instead of Shao Kahn.
Sindel was really uneccesary - I guess she was included to show the audience what happened to her after the fall of Edenia, because that's the crux of the story, but I feel the movie needed more big threats than just Shao Kahn.

>>220376588
Eh, I chuckled.

>>220376532
MKX/1 were not canon -- Boon already intimated as much. Hence, it going back to "1" and resetting the franchise.

Is it just me, or does Liu Kang look weird in this movie? Something's off about his face.

>>220376316
>Really confused why they made Liu get impaled and just zoom off to (im guessing) netherrealm.
Setting up the sequel that could be based on Armageddon or MKX and beyond I imagine

>>220376671
His actor had an accident that required face surgery. Hence his weird gigachad jaw.

>>220376562
I feel like shang tsung will take up his role next movie, same with scorpion. Dont feel like raiden will do much unless the next movie tackles shinnok or armageddon.
>>220376495
yeah she mad ugly compared to any other iteration aside from MK:ONE, but I feel like the only reason she is in the movie is due to the actress being friends with Kitana's actress since they were friends in riverdale and sabrina.
>>220376696
yeah I figured either its shinnok, armageddon, kronika, or onaga
>>220376715
wow that sucks, but it wasnt too off putting, I just felt like the dude was mewing and showing up the other actors

>>220376753
It's 99% going to be Shinnok. Because we already have Quan Chi in this movie.
Plus Johnny destroyed Shinnok's amulet so that Kitana can kill Shao Kahn and I can 90% guarantee you it contained Shinnok's spirit like in the games.

>>220376696
>or MKX
Johnny Cage here is too old to produce Cassie. Besides, there's zero hint that Sonya is even interested in him.

>>220376797
>it contained Shinnok's spirit
yeah agreed, no way they pass that up or not use it. just hope he doesnt look like how he does in MK 10

>>220376797
>It's 99% going to be Shinnok
But Shinnok sucks

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>>220376817
To be fair, Shinnok always looked retarded and that's the problem with Shinnok - he was never threatening.
You can't make picrel look threatening, no matter what. Unless they go Ian McDarmid with him or some shit.

>>220376863
I know, but he's the next logical antagonist. Unless you want Shao Kahn again.

>>220376876
remember shinnok was in annihilation

>>220376896
Thank you for reminding me.
Kys.

>>220376811
They can always shit it up with alternate realities which is something WB would definitely force them to do.

>>220376959
I have a feeling Boon really regrets introducing the time-travel shenanigans, because that led to a clusterfuck. So I don't think they'll repeat that in the movies.

https://youtu.be/V3bhaxXThKg?si=NQWXBfzpxcZ2B5LM

>>220375165
Does it make you feel better that Drinker loves this movie?

>>220377056
>Drinker loves this movie
No he doesn't

>>220377056
He does?
I can assure you our boy SyntheticMan will hate it though. In him we trust.

>>220377067
Destiny also likes this movie

>>220376538
he defeats Barraka in single combat and becomes a revered hero to his village.

>>220377059
>>220377067
He said so during his live open bar yesterday. Drinker recommends/review incoming in the next few days.

>>220372087
>WTF why isn't there romance in this deadly fighting movie?
>>220372284
>He loses to Kitana immediately
Because he hadn't been fighting in years
>gets humiliated the whole fucking movie
>calls Baraka a pusssy and beats him and becomes a god to his whole weird monster tribe
>goes to netherworld to remove Shao Khan's immortality

>>220377090
It's a genuinely funny scene, because Baraka is so mindblown by Johnny Cage's fighting technique (a nutpunch , he becomes his biggest fanboy and wants to learn his special move.

>>220377150
>why isn't there romance
Nobody's talking about romance, retard. But a few flirtatious lines would have been appreciated. There are zero hints of this between Johnny and Sonya, or between Liu and Kitana. And it's crazy because they are the most iconic couples in MK.

>>220373913
He is. People know Mortal Kombat for the palette swap ninjas, Raiden and Cage

>>220372662
>jade has always been my waifu
Anon, I'm so sorry.

>OC donnut steel in the first movie
>literal who denied to return with his family in the second movie
top kek
these people don't know what to do with the source material they have

>>220377227
Still not as bad as Tanya's in MK1.

>>220377213
I feel like romances in MK95 were forced as fuck, so IMO either develop them better or don't bother.
And there is still a place for Liu/Kitana romance in MK3. But I don't think Johnny/Sonya is going to be a thing, if only because of the age difference.
I am quietly hoping for Liu/Kitana romance, because they are played by two very likeable actors, that can potentially have some chemistry on screen.

>>220375165
>So exactly like I said?
You talked like "Kitana wins everything, its so girlboss and le woke" when actually it is mostly Shao Khan killing everybody
>why not just have him DRAW against Kitana instead of LOSE?
Its Mortal fucking Kombat, you can't have a draw. She already disgraced herself by not finishing him
>>220375215
Outworld can invade but with Kitana new Empress she can decide not to

They should have cast the actor who played Cole Young as Kenshi. Or made him Kenshi anyway, explaining that Cole's name was a pseudonym.

>>220375340
>>220375385
My assumption was they were going for a Deadly Alliance-style betrayal where Crunchy and Shang swoop in to take over once Shao Khan died, it felt like it was foreshadowed a couple of times with Shang Tsung holding the amulet and going
>wow just imagine what a guy could do with all this power, haha just kidding guys but seriously
and shit like that. I figure if they do a third movie they'll pull that angle.

>>220377284
>only because of the age difference
She is 40, he is 50. The difference is not that big.

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>>220372545
>>220373642
wasn't she a pajeeta?
>paJade lmao

>>220375416
>haha it's me quan chi I was behind everything you guys
>[gets shot in the head and fucking dies]
That was still kind of a baffling plot point.

>>220377227
Eh, Tati Gabrielle can actually be very cute if she stops dressing up like a Halloween monster.
It's actually funny when you see Tati Gabrielle and Adeline Rudolph doing interviews together, with Adeline sporting that "classy girl next door" look and Gabrielle looking outright batshit next to her.

>>220376538
His arc is more meaningful than any character in the movie. He gains his powers once he realizes that Johhny Cage isnt a character he plays on screen but the true warrior he was always meant to be in real life.

>>220377307
He's TEN years older than her, you sick bastard!

>>220376316
>didn't have raiden do his scream
Honestly when he and Sonya met up with Johnny in the car park near the start I thought they were going to have him try to drive off and Raiden would shout GETOUTTADACAR or something like that.

>>220377309
Jade was played by a russian kazakh in annihilation

>>220377243
It's even funnier when the movie ends with them going "alright let's bring all our friends back to life" when we've already had Shao Khan establish that you can't bring someone back to life if their head's been crushed also there's not really a body left to bring back after he got dumped in The Pit II so it's like they're rubbing it in that he's not coming back.

>>220377289
The logical thing is to have Cole be Scorpion 2.0. Because I have a feeling Hiroyuki Sanada really wants to do other shit. And Lewis Tan is always eager.
Then you can introduce Kuai Leng for MK3 and you can have Scorpion and Sub-Zero being besties.

>>220377383
I feel like the end with Scorpion being at peace means they're probably not bringing him back for another one, which is fair. Would be neat to see Cole come back more like Takeda but less annoying

>>220377379
Tbf the other champions didn't really care about Cole's death. They moved on pretty quickly.

>>220377427
You're right, it was literally just
>where's cole
>he didn't come back
>[sigh]
and then moving onto the next plot point.

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>>220373070
>movie ends with a tried MK game trope whereby the fighters that were killed are going to get resurrected
>/tv/ is basically just /v/, they don't play video games so they don't know what the fuck is going on

>>220377738
Kitana has NEVER been the protagonist in any game. Sure, she defeated Shao in MK11, but that was a highly controversial plot point that Netherrealm literally retconed it in DLC.

>>220376531
There's always RAIN!

>>220376562
There's no salvaging the actors they cast for Raiden and Shang Tsung. No idea what they were thinking, Raiden especially.

>>220378132
>Raiden especially
This is a famous Japanese actor.

>>220377056
I don't give a shit about your eceleb garbage, you retarded leftist cunt. Nice deflection though, again you can't refute a single argument. Cowardly little faggot.

>>220378148
This isn't a big Japanese movie. Nobody cares if he's popular in Japan.

>>220377285
>"Kitana wins everything, its so girlboss and le woke" when actually it is mostly Shao Khan killing everybody
Yeah, cause Shao Kahn beats everyone THEN SHE BEATS HIM YOU FUCKING RETARD!

>>220377150
>calls Baraka a pusssy and beats him and becomes a god to his whole weird monster tribe
Baraka is low tier as fuck
>goes to netherworld to remove Shao Khan's immortality
As the lowest contributor with 4 other people LMAO

>>220378161
That's Yabushige from Shogun. He can act.
The issue is that, he can't speak English for shit, so that limits his acting hardcore.

>>220378239
Is it the writing then? Can't help but notice how unlikable his Raiden is, even if he can't speak English properly he could act like a kindly mentor instead of a grumpy pitbull.

>>220378239
And? He's a Japanese actor who can't speak english. Most non Japanese aren't going to know who he is. Not being able to speak English doesn't affect that at all because he's not a big Hollywood actor. Being in one popular show doesn't make him some huge Hollywood star.

>>220378283
No, a miscast, IMO. Asano is a good actor, but he's not the "kindly mentor" material.
It's like asking Jack Nicholson to play Gandalf. This shit won't work.

>>220378328
>a miscast
He is good for Dark Raiden.

>>220378348
Honestly? Sanada would be a great Raiden. Asano would be a great Scorpion.

>>220373261
>this is why Instagram has always been better
Holy fucking zoomzoom

I thought it was hilarious that Cole technically bodied the fuck out of Shao Kahn but lost because of Shao’s God Mode amulet.
Also Shao was getting his ass kicked in every fight and the always turned it around in the end and gets an insta gib. Lmao

>>220378631
SNK boss. Faithful to the games.

The full plot got leaked ages ago, they were doing a shit ton of test screen because the audiences were reacting badly to it

>>220378631
>round 2
>Shao comes back in bullshit boss mode
>get completely fucking rekt in seconds
Only thing it was missing was a YOU SUCK

>>220379134
not in liberal feminist hollywood.

>>220369714
Why would that make you mad? We used to have these things called "good movies" before le ebin culture war.

>>220369788
>>Even Liu Kang THE HERO OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING FRANCHISE jobs and dies like a fucking bitch

Have you actually played the fucking games? Liu Kang has died multiple times.

Why is this movie bombing in china? MK is now full chink glazing

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>OH N- ACK!

>>220380104
China needs to be completely disregarded. They're own their own program at this point. Frankly, the era of pandering to China was really fucking cringe, and was blatantly obvious anytime they did it.

>"Hello, random Chinese woman who sticks out like a sore thumb and has almost no speaking lines but shows up constantly, and is undoubtedly the main character in the chink version! What a valued member of our group!"

>>220375976
it wasn't her but i know who you're talking about because i thought the exact same thing. pretty sure it was deliberate. this movie loved to make pop culture and movie references.

>>220380141
Where is his family? Were they crying?

Johnny was miscast. Kitana was miscast, Jade is an Atrocity

>>220380248
>Johnny was miscast
Nah, Urban is cool.

>>220380248
>>220380264
i like urban but he's too fucking old. mf finna be 60 by the time the next movie comes out.

>>220380348
Yes too old and johnny should be blonde and semi attractive still, he looked rough doing his stunts

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>literally every opponent is either holding their own or kicking his ass

the opening fight immediately ruined his character for me. of course he ends up getting killed by some slut.

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>>220380387
annihilation wins again

Reminder im still bigger than OP and its tomorrow and he has yet to respond to me which means I win.
Watch the movie. Or don't. I don't care i thought it was great, johnny cage carried

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anyone complaining about kitana's looks has non-white skin and their opinions on anything don't matter

>>220380908
>looks fine outside of movie
>looks as generic and ugly as possible in the movie

No its just typical jewry

>>220377875
And yk what it works.
>conqueror kills father and takes over kingdom
>fathers spawn kills conqueror and takes it back for the good of her people
It was as it should be imo

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>>220377227
Ya its fucking painful
>>220377309
Yeah kinda idk. They made all the females chopped in mk11 esp jade and sheeva

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>>220369788
here's the hero of your franchise, bro

>>220380908
Ok simp but you're non-white

>>220380185
Yep. Kong Skull Island was great, but that was very noticeable.
Also, fuck Pacific Rim Uprising for having the worse version of it.

>>220380908
This Wasian queen is dating a spic.

>>220381033
Shujinko and Taven are the real heroes of the franchise just for defeating the most powerful antagonists

>>220381188
>Shujinko
Why is his name literally “Protagonist “?

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>>220369788
Liu Kang was killed off in the FIFTH (5th) game and then he dies again in 9, when Raiden tries and fails to prevent everything going to shit.

>>220373729
Shes a 4/10 on a good day. Fucking disgusting. Ugly feet too

>>220381188
Shujinko and Taven are among the worst and most bland MK characters. Fuck you for helping Onaga, Shujinko

>>220369714
This movie was actual trash. I am not a big MK fan. I played 2 and 3, loved the 90s movie despite some obvious flaws. Thought the 2021 MK movie was meh, like a 5/10 movie but this MKII movie just felt exhaustively bad like 3/10. But not just for WOKE or GIRL BOSS reasons. It was just trash. It was like taking the worst parts of capeshit movies and throwing in on MK. Too many characters who don't do shit or dont have meaningful stakes and the plot just ramps along quickly in the form of
>the villains need this item
>they got it
>now they need this thing to put into that item
>oh no they got it
>now they are immortal
>we need to destroy it
>we can with all our powers pointed at like harry potter wizard wand streams
>hooray!
And inbetween those scenes lets sprinkle in the most MEANINGLESS fights. seriously the first fight is Johnny vs Kitana - two of the most plot-armored characters in the movie. gee i wonder what will happen? Then a very boring Sonya vs a very boring Sindel. A very boring fight. Then good guy Jax vs should-be-good-guy Jade, surprise - they both live because they are good. Lui Kang fights Pet Semetary Kung Lao, the pointless zombie-kung lao dies. Cole Han then fights Shao Kahn. Gee maybe the fan-hated Cole Han can take out the big bad less than halfway through the movie. I mean he is acting cocky and confident enough maybe he can pull this of-SPLAT. Seriously the first 5 fights in this movie were Meaningless TRASH. Then you had characters flip flopping pointlessly, Kano is bad, Kano is good, Jade is Good, Jade is Bad, Jade is good. It never seemed to matter and everything just happens for no real reason amongst way too much super hero-y music and bad quips and joss whedon dialogue moments and Baraka turns into Drax from GotG. I love Urban but he should not have been Johnny Cage. Also bad effects, weird weightless fighting, not much interesting deaths to add any excitement. I just wanted the movie to hurry up and end cause it SUCKED

>>220381293
We know this is u OP

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Anywho the fights and fatalities were cool loved em. I esp loved sonya vs sindel cos I made Sonya look like an actual mma fighter it was great
Edinia no have wrestling brother

>>220369877
That's Li Mei, thoughbeit.

>fat old boomerfag likely about to die of vital organ failure at any moment due to a lifetime of substance abuse
>'hurr there was always mortal kombat' on the 90s sega boxes you plugged into your CRT
>could unironically still BTSO of you even playing as one of those faggot duplicate characters whose special moves or *keyboardsmash* names I don't even know
all fell apart after MK2
don't even know what number they're supposedly on by now game-wise
or that there was apparently a 'first' MK game made in or around covid that was a disaster
the 90s movie was dumb as fuck but fun in its own way

>>220370298
Wouldn't her victory be for Edenia?

>>220370214
I wouldn't call bots people.

5m previews HAHA Kitana movie is playing like a horror movie

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>>220369714
My nigga is in the movie

I didn’t even know there was a first movie.

>Cole dead

BASED BASED BASED but if I made the movie it would be the first round and he would have been totally humiliated.

>>220381399
viral marketeer

>>220372284
Crazy how chuds define "main character" as "wins every fight."

>>220381610
they should have filmed footage of his death and sent it to his wife and small daughter

that's what he gets for dying like a bitch in some stupid ass video game tournament

>>220381610
who the hell is 'Cole'?
I don't recall him from the 90s lores
and if he's just a black DEI shoehorn, didn't they have Jaxx for that already (who was fucking based btw and already popular in the 90s lore)

>>220381650
Kitana wins every fight AND is the main character, anything else retard?

>>220381650
Crazy how leftists define "side character" as wins every fight

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Adapt it you cowards.

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BROS SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER HOLY FUCK

>>220381840
Imagine the threesome

God tier:
MK1,
Game genie to screw with MK1,
The 1995 movie,
MK2,
Ultimate MK3,
Two god tier soundtracks,
Baraka’s theme.
And Bridget Wilson.

>>220381712
Cole Han was the bland new character they created as a kind of audience-insert for the fish out of water plot into the Mortal Kombat world who ended up being the descendant of Scorpion and thus still carrying out the feud between him and the eternal sub zero

>>220381529
No Tobias

No watch

https://youtu.be/swZH2t_t5SI?si=PnHhjN3-yHTnDB7y

HE LIKED IT!

>>220382148
>Bridget Wilson
Kerri Hoskins is much better Sonya

>>220377295
i can see them turn Shinook into thanos of Mortal Kombat

>>220382580
>thanos of Mortal Kombat
Kronika

>>220382352
Tobias is long gone. He does appear in the credits, though.

>>220382659
i can't see them use Kronika