OH N-
>>220370758Test
looks like meat is back on the menu boys
aww he just wants to play
>>220370758
>>220370758I could probably beat the shit out of a polar bear
:(
BABY SEALS ?YEAH KILLEM
>>220370758what happened next??
>>220371244They shared a bottle of coke
>>220371262This was debunked.
>>220370758If I was there it wouldn't have gone down like that
>>220371436We know that you'd have given your bussy to the bear
>haha its baby bear and mama bear>oh wait>oh no>nonono..
>>220370758Fuck off already.
>>220370758>nooo you can't interfere with nature!!Why did nature give me instincts that want to interfere with it then? Hmm?
>>220370758Life is a curse. Don't ever let a religioid tell you otherwise.
>>220370758The raped
>>220370758>he's right behind me, isn't he?
>>220370758This is why I carry.
>>220371244Obama helicopters in and rapes the seal.
>>220371636Nature didn’t give you those. Social programming did.
>>220371636It didnt. Thats toxic empathy
>>220370758Is there actually more or does it just black out and conclude?
>>220370847Polar bears are fucking mean, man. They are somewhat protected, too, so you best stay far away.
>>220371244Gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. He is now serving a life sentence.
>>220371013>what if white people were a breed of dog
>>220372897Nature created social programming
>>220370758Fucking enderman
>>220371636Nature didn't give you the instinct to fight a polar bear to save fucking sealSitting all day behind your pc is what gave you this ridiculous arrogance
>>220373137Bingo.
>>220373137Actually it has been proven that humans have an instinct to kill predators and protect young prey. Of course the reason is so the prey can grow up and we can eat it ourselves.
>>220370758Stupid that they blacked it out. As a kid I used to watch animal planet shows like big cat diary where they would regularly show lions hunting gazelle and literally ripping them apart and getting covered in blood, eating the prey while its still alive. It's just nature, it should be shown.I remember a clip from that show where some water buffalo discovered a group of lion cubs hidden in tall grass near a body of water while the lionesses were drinking, and the water buffalo recognized what they were and intentionally stomped the cubs to death. The big cat watcher who was filming this just said "Only 5% of cubs survive to adulthood, that's far less than their prey"
>>220373243>humans have an instinct to kill predators and protect young preyIdk about that. I think people enjoy watching predators eat. Why else would humans have tamed then domesticated wolves other than cavemen thought it was fun to give them scraps of meat?
>>220373243>it has been provensource? can you post the source? what is the source for your claim? I only accept peer-reviewed studies.
>>220372897ACKSHUALLY, seals look 'cute', i.e., they have neotenic (baby-like) features that trigger our love and protect instincts. So, it is NATURE that made us that way. If it was an ugly frog (4channer), no one cares.
>>220373243There is zero reason to believe that's a natural instinct. Unless you were testing pygmies whatever studies you're talking about aren't worth a damn.
>>220373243>instinct to kill predators and protect young preythere is literally no such instinct. you being a stupid faggot is not humanity's problem
>>220373173looks very chud-coded
>>220371244everybody did the dinosaur
>>220373066Youre a covid vaccinated fucking idiotGo put your mask back on retard
>>220371636>>220370758I would stop it, no questions asked.
>>220373036lol
>>220372897>>220372944>>220373137you chuds are in the wrong. it's quite common in nature that species sabotage those predators who hunt them. denying food from a thing that could possible hunt you or your family, is perfectly logical thing to do. it occurs in many different environments across species, they work together to sabotage a common predator.
>no Grizzly Man gif in response
>>220373036I understood that reference
>>220375883>they work together to sabotage a common predator.that explains the rise in global antisemitism. chuds stay winning
>>220370758DON'T STOP
>>220370758Life is Death
>>220372740a grenade?
>>220371244Ask David Chase.
>>220373173tuunbaq looking ass nigga
>>220371636Nice slave morality cope
>>220371636nature has also given you an instinct to blow your brains off. follow that and spare the rest of us the trouble
>>220378525wouldn't slave morality be the complete opposite? Slave mentality would be like the wildebeest, zebras, every herding herbivore that does nothing when one member of the herd gets nabbed by a single crocodile, pack of lions, etc, wouldn't it?
>>220370957One of the most inspired and fun Reddit arguments I ever went through was "How many silver back Gorillas could Bruce Wayne take in a fight"The debate was spirited lively and well mannered. Evidence was cited including Bruce Wayne's casual 900lb bench press and his ability to kick badguys off a building as well as the time de powered Clark Kent killed a lion. After 500 comments the consensus was Bruce Wayne could probably take two gorillas before being overwhelmed.
>>220371636>>220372897>>220372944
>>220379632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA-2E9okC8c
>>220378477
>>220379650Damn bears are based. Someone post the cone or shopping for food webms
>>220379799
>>220379650>bear curious, pulls potential food out>bird pecks him on his sensitive nose so he drops it and wanders offOHHHHH MY PLEBBIT NATURE IS MAGIC SAVE WOWWOWOW TIKTOK CLICKBAIT
>>220379632go back there
>>220370833you have no idea
>>220379841do you enjoy being a miserable faggot?
are seals just nature's food delivery system?
>>220373243This is bullshit that you just made up. Even actual predators don't hunt predators, they kill what they can kill. Lions kills the weak.
>>220379841go back>>220379650>>220379799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTvILcrxNxA
>>220380002WOWIE ZOWIE NATURE IS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN RABBI YESHUA BUTTER DONATE ALL MY MONEY TO ISRAEL YIPEEEEEEEE
>>220373173Where's he going?
>>220379912These are staged vids just like national geographic and David Attenborough vids
>>220380047>look mom I'm memeing!
>>220379949>Lions kills the weak.misconception. lion packs kill the animal they can single-out, not the weak ones. they go for prey with any identifiable mark. a missing ear, a limp, a patch of colour... anything they can keep track of and coordinate their attack around. zebra stripes aren't to camouflage against a background, they're to blend-in with the rest of the zebras so you can't single one out.
>>220379841eating corvids is akin to eating rodents or cats and something a predator only does in times of extreme famine/duress as there is almost nothing to even eat on themin fact bears and tigers etc will use visible congregations of such birds as a signal call to a recent kill by a smaller predator or a natural caused death of a prey animal in the vicinity
>>220380115staged by God
>>220373050>white people live rent free in your headwhite people don't think about you at all
>>220380386they're probably a white woman feeling guilt because they're racist deep down and can't accept it, so instead of hating themselves they project their own racism onto other white people and hate them instead.
>>220380173>misconception. lion packs kill the animal they can single-out, not the weak ones. they go for prey with any identifiable mark.be that as it may, they still kill herbivores. I don't know of a single carnivores unless the carnivore prey is much smaller than themselves
>>220380173no animal evolves a certain look as a deterrent against predatorsits a beneficial side-effect; but not the primary reason. any creatures' primary 'predator' is still by a gigantic margin their own speciesas it has always been with us; and amongst the aforementioned predators male lions have their manes to protect against other male lions etc; not cause some horned herbivore they're hunting can rip open their throats; a scenario significantly less likely to occur than at the jaws of a fellow male lion
>>220380508>I don't know of a single carnivores unless*...hunting other carnivores unless ...
>>220371636That seal is manipulating you by hijacking your instincts to protect human babies.
>>220379912dragons are real?
>>220380115likely staged in this scenario but still highly representative of reality and those evil bastards wouldn't still exist a bajillion years later doing the same thing on those islands if it wasn't
>>220379912I'm not sure how big those things are but the angle makes it look huge
>>220371013What did he see
>>220380066To his Chevrolet movie theatre
>>220371244They went clubbing
>>220380024kek
>>220373050seems based to me
>>220382384Most intelligent species:1. White people2. Yellow people3. Border collies
>>220370758It would be weird to be born as a polar bear instead of a guy who uses 4chan all day and doesn't get any pussy. Are we lucky or unlucky in that regard?
>>220371244What do you think?
>>220370771YOUR TEST FUCKING WORKS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ACTUAL HUMAN POOP BETWEEN MY TOES
didn't a polar bear kill some kike Eton kid on some arctic island in Russia bout a decade ago but little acknowledgement due to unwillingness to acknowledge it cause .. you know putin lol
>>220382641
>>220382641Jokes on you, it got away.
I think I can beat a polar bear bare-handed.No joke.I've been training MMA for 6 years now, boxing on the side for 7 years, I could do it. Also been lifting for 4 years, 6'2" and 190 lbs.I have insane speed, and my reflexes match my speed. I just have to wait for it to charge me, slip the attack and land some solid shots to the head. I won't let up at the slightest mistake, the polar bear is done. You'll always have keyboard warriors around here thinking it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower first of all, and second of all, it's not with your soft bodies that you're going to do anything.Any reasonably trained man can beat a polar bear with a knife. Bare-handed it's not necessarily harder, it just takes technique."
>>220370758what's the most reddit animal?What's the most 4channarian animal?
>>220382819If you could kill a polar bear, you’d have killed a polar bear
>>220370758A bear's gotta eat.
>>220382819you're rightI unironically beat a polar bear to death right there in the comments section of my shitty video comments sectionin reality it beat me to death
>>220382941>what's the most reddit animal?dogs>What's the most 4channarian animal?cats
>>220382587>2. Yellow peoplelol
>>220382448If it climbed that mountain and took their colony over as a ruler, then that's not a penguin - that's Adolf Fucking Hitler.
>>220382667quiet down nigger
>mfw some libtard cocksucker starts crying about muh polar bearI literally don't give a fuck about these white niggers. First of all they're not endangered anymore, there's more of those cunts out there than there ever was and even if they were, good. I would put a very simple rule, if you see humans as a prey, you should be reminded who won the evolution race. Not just stop protecting them, but actually slaughter them to the last prick. Nature needs to be reminded who's the apex predator ever now and then.Single seal has more worth to me that the entire population of polar bears.
>>220383171why would you ever swim in such waters?
>>220383228shalom rabbi
>>220373036My favorite meme
>>220371636>Why did nature give me instincts that want to interfere with it then? Hmm?It did not. If you had been around that place, as a hungry eskimo hunter, you would've observed without any concern, except to keep an eye on the bear.If you were forced to live in nature, and kill your own food, this whole Disney empathy thing disappears like mist. No sane human with a bow is gonna fight a fucking bear to save a seal.No you club the seal to death, get some meat and a nice pair of gloves.
>>220383302fuck off retard, brown bear is the white man of bears, polars are 100% niggers
>>220383228Nigger Polar Bears ain’t eating nothing but an Eskimo and Russian or two every year, in a barren wasteland of sleet. Surely we got to get these brown bears out of Montana and Wyoming first and foremost
>>220382384What a dog gotta do for a crumb of pussy baka...
>>220383364it's about the attitudebrown bears will choose peace and retreat if possiblesome will chimp out as well but nobody's getting their knickers twisted over them getting shot at least
>>220370758Poor little pup is just like "Well...fuck."
>>220380115>stagedwhat? seriously?
>>220383155chud cat
>>220370758I got to thinking a while back about how where I live geographically is basically the equivalent to a starting area in an RPG, like where the worst thing you're going to come across is a slime or something. I think the worst things around here are brown recluses and coyotes, and from my experience are pretty chill and want you to leave them alone just as much as you want them to leave you alone. But then if you drive a few hundred miles in a certain direction, you've suddenly got rattlesnakes and brown bears and wolves and mountain lions, and all kinds of other shit designed by evolution to fuck your shit up. And that's just on this continent. I can't imagine weed eating my lawn, and suddenly a pissed off king cobra comes at me out of the bushes, or a fucking tiger jumps in through my window like Jason at the end of a Friday the 13th movie. Those are genuine concerns in certain parts of the world. Fuck all of that.
>shoot some lion>get absolutely condemned by the media>country that allows this has a lion problem>business for lion hunting gets protested and no more customers>lions over populate>eat all the animals>hunting grounds expand as they search for prey>expand into rural settlements>start eating villagers en masseWell done WOKE SWANFLAKES
>>220383155based thot destroyer
>>220370878I love veal
>>220383834I want to give this lil guy a sugar cube.
>>220379819played in reverse.
>>220379912throat goat.
>>220379841incel
>>220371636The polar bear hunts for his food. You buy estrogenic food at the grocery store (maybe, probably your mom or the government buys it for you). Shut your fag mouth
>>220379912>spawncamping
>>220382384Dances With Wolves: The Remake
>>220382765Why'd he do it?
>>220382765Wasn't there an exact same video with house cats?
>>220379912spawn kill.
>>220384005you mean avatar?
>>220383380What can we do to improve their socioeconomic status and help them become scientists and doctors? Maybe we should tax whites 27% more and give it directly to inner city African Americans. We'll call in The Future Doctor Subsidy. That's it! Then we can live in a Multicultural Utopia finally.
>>220380386>white people don't thinkftfy
>>220380751>drakes are real?Fixed
>>220383670just don't pose with it. No one wants to see you lazily take down an animal with a gun/modern bow. If you kill it with a spear in close quarters then you may pose with it. If you're not willing to do that, get your kill, and quietly pack it up.
>>220380002>It's not just X it's YEat shit GPT ass nigger
>>220383380We truly live in a society
>>220382432Based knower
>>220380534>no animal evolves a certain look as a deterrent against predatorsobviously. i wasn't suggesting that, just explaining the evolutionary benefit of stripes.
>>220384196self harm in sharks is a real problem
>>220384244BPD sharks DO NOT exist
>>220383907So convincing and devious it's nearly unfair.
There's an Attenborough show on TV right now but its turned out to be a faggy concert
>>220383907INT/DEX hybrid build
nsfw
>>220384250pup skill issue
>>220383380When women say they chose the bear, they mean to say they choose the bear over niggers.
>>220383907explain how that evolves
>>220371244Chris Hansen shows up and they take the bear away for engaging what he believed to be an extremely young female pup. FUCKING SICK PEDO POLAR BEARS FUCKING ALL NEED DEATH GRRRRRR.
>>220380751They've always been.
>>220384405Very gradually.
>>220370758erm why is da polar bear attacking its own baby??
>>220384043Try 50% more taxes, shitlord, we need to take care of the undocumented doctors and lawyers pouring into the country too.
>>220382587>2. Yellow people
>>220384514>we need to take care of the undocumented doctors and lawyers pouring into the country too.Maybe a gradual tax would be best, so the paler someone's skin, the more they're taxed, up to 66.6% for the palest whites, but at least 55.5% for all those with majority European ancestry. I'm gonna email Trump now.
>>220381636You see them in southeast texas along the coast. They just wander across the highway near sunet and are about ten feet long. They will fuck your vehicle up. Texas tire-shredders.
>>220382765cats being cats
>>220384463the false spider is made up of individual parts, but if each individual part has no purpose on its own then there would be no evolutionary benefit for it to exist. its like the individual parts to a grandfather clock evolving and randomly coming together in the wild.it boggles my mind. i cant understand how certain species have evolved such complex abstract systems in such a short amount of time.
>>220370758>program made by BBC is literally called Incel EarthCan't make this shit up.
>>220384402
>>220384594Birds can be pretty dumb, it probably wouldn't take much movement for them to be fooled as long as the rest of the snake lies still. Over thousands of years the tail end has just become more sophisticated.
>>220382384yjk
>>220382941Reddit: Orange cats, narwhals, dolphins, koalas4chan: sloths, tuxedo cats, cows, jellyfish
>>220384508Is that George Clinton?
>>220384130I didn't know spiders gank other spiders. Where's the solidarity?
>>220383171I would suck that guy off underwater if I were that shark
>>220384817ngl thats pretty gay
>>220384572Yeah well I got my own tire-shredders for handling those fat scaly shits
>>220383834FOR THE HIVE
