>lure you in with cool space navy stuff>turn into a two sided soap opera>spend 80% of your time on the boring shitty human stuff and only 20% on the cylon stuff this does not deserve an 8.7
the first 2 1/4 seasons are pure kinoaround the time "the final five" becomes a plot point is where it starts to lose it.and then the ending was complete dogshit.
>>220371977It ended exactly like six said it would in the first episode.
the ending had a lot of retarded asspulls, why the fuck would they not build a city? why the fuck did a random ship have nukes armed and whoops the dead person just happened to shoot them at the floating colony? why couldn't those faggots afford to show us the black hole?why don't angels know they're angels?
>>220372080Because of God is the answer to all of those questions.
HOW DOES THE FTL DRIVE WORK YOU CUNTS
>lure you in with big bangs and explosions>turn into a boring sci-fi "story" with characters and "plots">Don't spend 100% of your run time blowing things upthis does not deserve IGNs seal of approval
>>220371929What is this from?
where did the cylons build their baseships/etc
>>220372275but they didn't spend their time on the good characters or the good plots, they spent it on garbage woman soap opera shit, the actual interesting shit got minimal airtime>>220372290battlestar galactica
>>220372297Tatooine.
why were the cylon ships alive
>>220372080It was explained in season 1
>best cylon>gets fucked over>dont even remember what happens to them
The moment they tried making Starbuck more than just a drunk Ace pilot was when the show started going to shit to be honest. >I'm just an asshole now Starbuck>I'm just an asshole now President Roslin>I'm just an asshole now Gaius >I'm just fat now Apollo >I'm just fucking everyone now Boomer/Athena>I'm just a cuck now main technician guy >I'm just some loser that's crippled now radio dude>I'm now an angel apparently Just stop when jackass Apollo loses the Pegasus
>>220372409I'd box her, if you know what I mean.
ellen was the shittiest possible choice for the final 5th and original one
>>220372374the messangers are an alien race though, they're more like the ancients in stargate
>>220371929Now on Pluto. (along with The 100)
so humans (but not our humans) created the "final" five cylons FIRST who lived amongst them and got killed by THEIR toaster cylons who nuked them and then went into space and found the OUR humans )(but not actually "our" humans because this is all 150k years before the modern day) who were at war with THEIR toasters and then created the OTHER 7 (actually 8) cylons for THOSE toasters who then killed the original 5 cylons and gave them fake memories for... why?
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>>220372784What an unfathomably retarded post
>>220372820cope, the plot gets really fucking retarded at the end
>Retconning/Creative Choices: Outside of the in-universe plot, the "Final Five" was not planned from the beginning. The writers created this storyline in later seasons to deepen the mythology, notesi'm right, it was fucking stupid
the dumbest shit was them throwing away resurrection because they could have kids
keep talking to yourself for more posts, doesn't mean what you're saying is ever going to be less fucking retardedthis isn't a show for dopamine dependent mongoloids to "watch" on their 2nd monitor while playing trannime gatcha and doomscrolling TikTok on their phone all at the same time
>>220372890cope and seethe, it's overrated and female coded
>>220372820it really do be like that thougheversneedit
>plans to kill 5 people in nuclear holocaust>kills 99.999999999% of humanity>fails to get ANY of them>even decides he actually wants to keep one of them alive for some reasonwas it autism?
>>220373019I've watched the series 3 times and I don't remember any of that.
>>220373019honest mistake. you're breaking his balls a little
>>220371929It's great up until they get off New Caprica. Then it's clear the writers had no idea what they were doing.
>>220372826And you didn't understand it evidently.
>>220373489its the entire reason the "final five" exist as cylons in the storyhe was butthurt at them for creating him so humanlike so he killed them together, then had their clones memories wiped and had them placed into humanity so they'd live out lives as human and then die and get resurrected and say "we were wrong humans suck"
>>220373640>3deep5you quasi-spirtual bullshitno thanks
I'm thinking Babylon 5 was better
More like Boringshit Gayasslicker
>>220373019why didn't he just design a new body for himself and download him into it? he turned off the ability to sleep he clearly had the ability to mold his own design
>>220371929Like all modern "scifi" it's just grey drama in space feat. unilikeable people.Miss me with that shit
I stopped giving a shit when the clue about the colonies being named after our constellations as seen from OUR Earth made zero sense since none of them ever reached or went to Earth and it was even set far into our Earth's past. Basically the more they tried to explain the lore and the background of the setting the less it made sense until they finally waved it away with "oh well God made it so, should've listened to the schizo vision that Baltar had from the start and was dryhumping haha"
>>220374588even worse, the constellations wouldn't have looked anything like that 150,000 years ago
>>220371929>this does not deserve an 8-ACKWrong, shill.
It was clear that towards the end they were doing the LOST routine and heavily leaning into the final five mystery.Around that time every other show was a LOST derivative, with some bs mystery box to hook people in.
>>220372537No, they're humans, it makes sense when you look at it from a mormon perspective
>>220374649i loved LOST so i liked that part and then they fucked it all up, LOST did their bungled ending way better by comparison
>what if the robots achtually were monotheists(???) and wanted to become human so they made fleets of gigantic living starships AND how to interface them to people but couldn't figure out basic cloning
>humans are actually ancient lifeStargate did it better AND fixed the "everyone else in the universe is a human" at the same time
>>220374822ancient alien life*
Why didn't Kara know she was an angel
>>220374822I liked how their universe felt lonely.
>>220374960Do you know who YOU are? I don't know who I am
>>220374960She didn't need to know that.
>>220371929You're right, it deserves 10/10
>>220371929it's funny how everyone dabs on GoT for falling off and not being relevant after the final season but BSG fell off and stopped being relevant before the show even finished
>>220371929>8.7 whats that?
>>220372177works on my machine
