/tv/ are not ready for this kino
>>220373998Wasn't it already known the movie would take place in winter years ago?
Incredible news!
we've seen Two Face done already
Somehow, winter Batman Returns
is that hecking snow! amazing!
Batman 2 will feature clouds
>>220374149>two carsCONFIRMED>headlightsCONFIRMED>roadsCONFIRMED>blurry driving scenesCONFIRMEDI don't know if I'm ready for this much kino.
>>220373998The batman is still retarded for tryhard capeshitters who wants people to take their manchild shit seriously. Never gonna happen chuds.
>>220373998>The batmobile is just a muscle carThat's so low effort.
>>220374051Twice
finally some grimdark batman. that's never been done before
>>220374347The cool ass quasi tank was the one good thing to come out of the Nolan movies and yet they won't copy it
>>220374027Yes.
>>220374347Fuck you>>220374409Double fuck you
>>220373998MISTER FREEZE BABY
>>220373998Bullshit, they don’t have the balls
>>220374476being a regular car is fine for the campy tone of '66It looks extremely ridiculous for le ultra realistic Batman movie
I can't believe they're only just filming thisWhy did it take so long to enter production
>>220374186have sex
>>220374366>finally some grimdark batman. that's never been done beforeYou know, I kind of want to go back to the goofy Batman for a little bit, Adam West style. We haven't really gotten goofy yet charmful Batman in a long fucking time now, and I'm getting tired of "le realism" in capeshit.
>>220374547Isn't a car more realistic than a tank?
How kino would it be if Snyder made a R-rating batman movie with Affleck instead
>>220374612No, because a car would be less bulletproof than a tank
>>220374409>was the one good thing to come out of the Nolan moviessomeone get this hothead out of here
>>220374409The worst thing you mean?It ruined Arkham Knight
Wow never had a batman movie in winter wow such kino
>>220374627That would actually be great, unlike dishonest pseudo "realistic" Nolan lite bullshit by Reeves.
>>220374627Synder is certified garbage
>>220374829Traversal with the Batmobile mogs the other modes of transportation once you get used to it.
>>220374547It's armor plated with a jet engine, not a very regular car.
>>220374880Nolan wishes he could pull off The Batman.
>>220373998Why would I care about a Batman movie? We all know the Joker got his asshole gaped, where's the threat?
>>220374547this but the exact opposite
>>220374899Traversal is not the problem
>>220373998
>>220373998Can’t wait for Woke Batman to check his privilege by Catwoman but during Winter. So exciting.
I hope they don't call it The Batman 2 so I can ignore The Batman (1) because that movie fucking sucked.>"You're not my father"Some of the gayest words to come out a "hero"'s mouth.>totally neglecting to investigate where the voyeur pics were takenDestroyed the film by making the cool detective character actually be retarded. inb4 "but he just started!", then make hi inexperienced, not incompetent>bulletproof Batmanvery poor design choice. There was absolutely no tension in action scenes anymore as he could just tank everything.>Black jew catwoman love interestYeah Imma head out.
>>220374476That was a comedy
>/tv/ are not
Batman Returns might well be one of the best looking movies ever made. Overall it's not as good as the first Burton Batman but man, almost every shot is some lavish wintery gothic tableau.
>>220374627Him and Affleck should do a punisher movie it’s perfect for both of them
>>220374347>"We need a new Batmobile that's as distinc and awesome as previous ones!">"What about a camaro?"
>2 Bat 2 Driveious
>>220374409Someone needs to just make a live action Dark Knight Returns Batmobile already. Not a quasi tank. An actual tank. A rolling war crime of a vehicle bigger than a school bus. Then Batman leaps out and starts saying racial slurs! This will get me to buy a ticket.
>>220373998>snowslopsorry but only spring and autumn is kino
>>220373998Are we gonna get another Christmas Batman movie like Burton's Batman Returns?
>>220374596Pattison is in demand
The Batman was so dumb. The whole movie was spent on a mystery about "a rat with wings" (a bat) but then it means URL or something. And then the bad guys win in the end and flood the stadium. It's a bad movie.
>>220374186>batman>chuds
Batman movie set during winter. Very original and creative. What will they think of next?
>>220377779You don't have to say retarded things just because you can't think of anything else to shit on this. Snow is peak and you are mid.
What will be the plot?
>another boring ass crime drama Batman movie
>>220374347Retard, it is a 100% custom build which looks like a muscle carThe most realistic Batmobile so far
>>220374027Hollywood is so creatively bankrupt they're ripping off Max Payne now.
>>220374186Retard
>>220374890ESL jamboy says what?
>>220374627Everyone wanted this after the awesome fight in BvS, which was sadly, the only good thing from that awful movie.
>>220378265>max payne invented winter nights
>>220374051But not done right. I want to see Bid Bad Harv.
>>220378310"Batman fighting thugs" should've never been the highlight out of the first Batman/Superman live action crossover.
>>220378230Ironic since Batman is known as the great detective. People just got used to him beating up baddies and forgot he used to solve crimes and shit.
>>220373998you mean like batman returns, right? from 35 years ago, where it was winter?with catwoman and penguin?and it was actually good and cinematic and didn't pander to jigaboos beyond a fleeting glimpse of a character that never returned
>>220377877THU RADDAALADALEY RADDADALALAI GOTZ TA THINKS ABOUD IDLEY RADDAAYLARDAEY
I still don't even understand the point of the part where batman injected himself with green shit Why even include that?and then you just have people being like "oh is that a reference to Bane? to Bane's venom?" and then the director had to say "I don't even know what the fuck that is" or whatever
>>220377918funny how fagman never did anything about the 25,000 black on white rapes a year in the US, with the inverse of that statistic being on average 0that's a real mysterynot to mention the black on white murders
>>220377918>Batman the Grappler
>>220378265>nowAnon, this was nearly 20 years ago.
>>220378450Now that batman who would rape the joker.
>>220377918Why is Batman hurting that SPLC sponsored protestor???
>>220374186the whole theme of the movie is to do what stronk black wammen tell ya
>>220378480>now that you're all out of bat-urine, caped crusader, how are you going to escape this ingenious deathtrap?
>>220374608t. boomer with rotting brain
>>220378440it was a video game moment, right after a cgislop cutscene.
CHRISTMAS BATMAN KINO FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>220374186Facts. The Batman was not only a bad Batman movie but a bad movie in general.>bad dialogue>Bruce is an emo twink>the gimp mask>marketed as ultra realistic but fails>the flying squirrel suit scene>wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed>blacked Gordon for some reason>Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead>Riddler is a reddit shitposter>Terrible third act>Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK
>>220373998>The film will be set during WinterSo... just like Batman Returns?
Its going to be great. Still pissed I didnt see The Batman in theaters. Really fucked up on that one. Pattinson is the best actor in hollywood right now, this movie will do 2 billion.
>>220379858THIS
>>220380091What's wrong with that? Batman in the snow is kino as fuck.
>>220380250It's a shit movieSee >>220379858And add>he's looking for clues about the russian girl that lives with catwoman. Catwoman arrives and he follows her when she leaves instead because...she undressed?? and as he leaves to chase her, the mob kills the russian girl lmao>he kills several people on the highway chasing the penguin.>he gets some photo evidence from certain angle by the riddler himself. He can't be bothered to investigate from where those pictures were taken though, that's too much work and would have solved the movie because it was the bad guy apartment all along!>he has several "entering the nightclub" scenes which is retarded. Should only have been 2 tops: one of him looking like a cringe idiot and the other just wrecking everyone's shit because he's the goddamn batman.>the final goodbye. "Goodbye latinawoman, see you" "oh but we're going the same way lol" cringe.It should be called The Awkward-man.
Its weird that Scarjo is going to be in this movie
>>220377803Hopefully, Batman: Arkham Origins was the weakest of the Batman game trilogy but it was the comfiest with its christmas setting and snow covered streets
>>220378253I don't want a realistic comic book movie, braindead faggot.
