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>I have a riddle for you, Riddler

>I'm only 13% of the population, yet I commit over 50% of the crime
>We once lived in Africa, now my people dwell in drug traffica
>We look like great Apes, we excel in violent rapes
>You lock your doors at night, because we disappear in the absence of light

>What am I?
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>>220374592
Batman would be hated, not because he is a vigilante.

but because theyd swing it as he is targeting african americans more than other nationalities.
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>>220374592
you are a fucking racist!!!!
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>>220374686
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50% of violent crime, whites commit 90 percent of white collar crime, which frankly affects more people and does more damage, that's what they never say in your selective statistics
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>>220375413
Speak truth to power, King.
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>>220374592
>>220374686
>>220374727
>wops are pretending they aren't criminala
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>>220375438
being sarcastic won't make it go away timmy, you'll keep citing the same statistics and no change will ever come out of it
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>>220374592
a /pol/nigger?
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>>220374592
But the city Batman is from mostly has themed weirdos committing crimes...
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work on your rhyming scheme retard
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>>220375482
You will never get white pussy, Tyrone. Not even prostitutes will fuck you.

:)
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>>220375413
>and does more damage
Please explain to me how White Collar Crime like embezzlement or some shit "does more damage" than sticking them in the gut with a knife for their wallet or raping them or something.
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>>220375482
>and no change will ever come out of it
After Summer of Terror 2020, more than a million American households that had never owned firearms before purchased firearms. It's one of the main reasons you're too scared to chimp-out like that again, along with Rittenhouse. :)

Lots of things have indeed "changed" and are continuing to change.
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>>220375413
You tell 'em fellow panther friend , black power, kill the white man!
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>>220374686
The worst moment of my life was when I met Batman. My family and I took a vacation in Gotham, and I was secretly just as excited as my twelve year old son was to maybe catch a glimpse of the legendary vigilante.

Even on vacation, I like to keep my steps up, so I strapped on my new balances and my fitbit, and stepped out for early morning power walk when it was still dark.

I must have taken a wrong turn, because I ended up in a neighbourhood I found very confronting. There were police sirens and gun shots going off, and I saw a man being mugged by a group of criminals!

Worried I would be next, I hurried away. I was crossing the road when something dropped down and hit me hard. I ended up falling over, and when I looked up, Batman was standing over me.

I protested that I wasn’t doing anything, but he informed me I was technically jaywalking. I asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about the muggers across the road. He said:
“The hammers of justice are completely impartial. That means different ethnic groups need to be proportionally accounted for in the beating handed out as part of my Gotham outreach project. I’ve already reached my African American quota for today.”

I tried to run, but Batman did…something to me. He hit me a lot of times, but it was all a blur, honestly. I saw a local doctor, who explained he had used a technique taught by Tibetan Monks, to simultaneously permanently disrupt all of my chakras. I’ve never heard a doctor talk about Chakras, but Gotham city medicine is cutting edge. It has to be, after all!

Ever since then, I’ve had an odd sense of melancholy I can’t shake, I can’t pee standing up anymore, I no longer like the taste of peanut butter for some reason, and I am no longer able to maintain an erection with my wife. It’s done real damage to our marriage. Never meet your heroes, that’s all I can say!
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A NIGGA
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>>220378087
a negger?
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>>220374686
Batman wouldn't be able to go anywhere or do anything because a horde of basketball teens would immediately show up trying to film him and fight him for street cred.



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