>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.Realistically, how do you respond without becoming violent?
>>220374974
>I'd like the #2Goes on to live a happy life
>>220374974I'd oblige? The fuck kind of question is that?
Here's your pancakes mister
i actually work in retail so its usually like>aw hey! super sorry but we're actually not doing any substitutions at the moment so would it be cool if i brought you the omelette with potatoes?
>>220374991????
>>220374974>we don't do toh-mah-toes
>>220374974Who the fuck gets just a plain omelette with no meat or veggies or cheese and no hashborwns or anything on the side? Is his character supposed to have an eating disorder?
>>220375003You'd get fired.
>>220375003>can't follow the basic rule of no substitutions
>>220374974ok but it will probably turn out more expensive
>>220374974ok a number 2 with extra tomato and wheat toast on the side
>>220374974I knew a guy who wanted slightly burned toast. Ever so slightly, just braised. It was 2 dollars something cents at Denny's for just a side of toast and he'd end up sending the toast back multiple times. He'd get slightly meaner and more aggressive each time they brought it back the wrong level of burned. He'd then use 8 peanut butter packets when they finally brought him the right level of burned toast. They kindly smiled and put up with him, assuming he was retarded.>>220375003>>220375203Realistically, she'd just keep repeating the phrase "no substitutions" and not engage in a debate with the customer. After she'd said it a few times she would smile, silently leave and grab the manager who would then come to the table and say no substitutions. If they argued at all, he would then politely ask them to leave. If they didn't leave at that point he would politely inform them that they were trespassing and that he was calling the police. All of the people I've seen this happen to will sit and be grouchy for a few minutes, then leave before the police arrive because a restaurant manager can bounce them for any reason. Usually the manager will just sit and watch them on camera then not actually call the police unless they call his bluff.
>>220375110Sauce? For the love of God, SAUCE?
>>220374974he was being completely reasonable. he offered to pay for the chicken sandwich for just the bread
>A plain omeletteSo scrambled eggs?
>>220375110>hot pan that close to that bitch's assshe's lucky she didn't get burned
>>220375159the diner would be out of business because they refuse to serve toast with breakfast and no one would be willing to work there because you have to argue with every other table about the toast.
>>220374974He should’ve ordered the fish fingers from the kid’s menu
And yet you don't customize your Apple product or Netflix subscription like thatYou only vent your anger at the mom-and-pop restaurant. Curious
>>220375006women act like this and then complain when they get raped.
I’d like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast every day for the rest of my life.
>>220376640My what product and what subscription?
>>220376642they dont complain they brag
>>220374974>'Sorry sir, it's company guidlines for our customers to only order the food items that are specifically listed on the menu. Is there abything else you'd like to order on the menu that we can provideAnd if he throws a shit show, not my problem. I was very fucking clear with you in a respectful manner. This is a minimum wage job, you insufferable little shit. If you think I'm going to attend to your petty little needs to stuff your gut think again. I don't have much going for me right now so try me. Try me and see what happens. You absolute degenerate piece of shit. I'll make sure you never walk again, try it, just try it.
>>220374974>YOU DIDNT GIVE ME TOAST NOW IM JUSTIFIED IN CHIMPING OUT AND KILLING YOUBoomer entitlement mentality in a nutshell. They are no different than N's
>>220374974Just ignore his autistic retard tastes and bring a good omlette
>>220375006I’ve never been to one of these, we would always go to local diners.
>>220374974Boomers thought that being rude to a waitress is rebellious and badass
>>220375110This fills me with violent intent, but I'm not sure why
>>220377092compared to what you a millienial that is to afraid to ask for no pickles by themselves. couldn't speak up for yourself to save your life.
>>220377123>ask for no picklesPicky eaters are not human.
>>220377146*Pickle eaters are not human.
>>220374974No substitutions at a diner is a retarded policy. It’s one thing at a fine dining place where a chef crafted each dish and removing things ruins it, or a really high volume place where the staff are basically working an assembly line and substituting shit slows them down. But a diner? Fuck you.
>>220375919They were smiling because the line cook rubbed it in his ass crack each time after the first sperge out.
>>220377335No substitutions, sir. Now do a 360 and leave before i call the crops
>>220376755lmao
