What Attenborough kino are y'all watching to celebrate? I'm watching the Mountains episode of Planet Earth 2 with the sprinting ibex and flying eagles
>>220375592Based. I'm glad it actually happened. Happy birthday, king.
>>220375592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1CJpH_LyzgThis one is pretty kino
>>220375592Thought that was Queen Elizabeth from the thumbnail. What a legend. Happy birthday
>>220375592>a 100 year old has a better hairline than me at 27JUST
>>220375619It blows my mind that gold bars can be cast and recast over centuries without any issues. Makes you wonder how much of the gold in circulation today was originally looted instead of being mined straight into circulation
>>220375592His best workhttps://vocaroo.com/1i0R1PfOcLof
>>220375754Huge fan of Codex Pajeet myself, and all that other animal stuff or whatever
>>220375592MODS, STICKY
>British documentary>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider>American documentary>Guitar riffs playing in the background>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH>More flashy jump cuts>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED>More flashy jump cuts>The mantis strikes>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH>THAT LITTLE SPIDER>SHOULD'VE PRAYED>TO THE MANTIS>Starwipe to next clip
>>220375592Planet Earth II episodes 1-5 are all 10/10 nature documentary masterpieces. The 4k cinematography really sets them apart from Planet Earth.
>>220375943Kek, it do be like that, Brits sound like fags.
>>220375592>y'allyikes
>>220376616>Says the Muttmerican
>>220375876Only threads mods sticky these days are dead celebrities. Shame on Attenborough for making it to 100 I guess
>>220375592angloids be like>ermmm excuse me mate actually it's SIR david because my favorite inbred rapist war criminal parasite said so
I wish human beings were in harmony with nature :(and not the blind and cancerous anomaly of growth, rot, greed, and complete thoughtlessness. :(
>Here's why you have to give over your sovereignty to the Antichrist and pay taxes to the godless French>Ah, climate change
>>220377731RENT FREE
>>220375592men don't hit the w-
>>220375592Crazy that nigga was already alive when Heidler was still an art student.
Codex Pajeet
Big fan of his Codex Pajeet series. Happy birthday Mr. Attenborough.
>>220375592Happy Birthday, David.
He annoys meThe country is going to go into some mass hysteria meltdown when he diesYou can just tell
>>220375592>What Attenborough kino are y'all watching to celebrate?Death of the Oceans. Happy birthday David.
>>220375592>What Attenborough kino are y'all watching to celebrate?jurassic park
>>220375904I still cant believe he done it
>>220375592looks goodmay he live for a thousand year
>>220375592Imagine his anusha ha
>>220375592Winking because he dodged the Jimmy Saville allegations
>>220375592I should watch some Attenborough actually, happy birthday to this badass old dude.
>>220375592I am glad the adrenochrome is serving David well. Seriously though, congrats on turning 100 David. Even though I don't agree with everything you say, you are still the MASTER of nature documentary kinos.
This man has done more for television than pretty much anybody since the medium was invented.
>>220375592Looking damn good for 100. Happy birthday. Watching Blue Planet II on my laptop right now with a thunderstorm outside
>>220375592Frozen Planet is peak comfycore
>>220378404Attenborough is older than Vatican City as an independent state
>>220380330>This man has done more for television>who is Jimmy Fallon, Steven Colbert, and Jimmy Kimmel
>>220380630>who is Jimmy Fallon, Steven Colbert, and Jimmy KimmelAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>220380630>Jimmy FallonBoring failed normie, hasn't been funny in years, fake laughs through every interaction no matter how comedic the guest is>Steven ColbertGenuinely soulless Democrat Party shill who became a different person after he got the vax and decided to make it his whole personality, also got humiliated in the 2 scoops segment>Jimmy KimmelSomehow even worse than Colbert, made disliking Trump the entirety of his show's purpose, bitter and humourless right until the end
Apparently he loves shagging sex workers all over the globe.
>>220380630low quality bait
Looks like a tranny granny now.
>>220375904>>220379541Link to 3rd one? Didn;t know it has dropped. Hope it's 2-3 hours long, need something to watch while I eat.
>>220380623And I'm older than South Sudan and Montenegro, your point?
>>220380901https://odysee.com/@Anonymous:d16/Codex-Pajeet-3:d0
>>220375592How much of the planet has he harmed jetting around the world for all of those 100 years?
>>220375754kek
>>220377593>he typed, muslimfully, with his brown fingers
>>220375943Australian Documentary>Oi cunt, I’m gonna shove my thumb up that spider’s ass >Cut to giant spider drinking a can of Foster’s >Aussie pulls out giant knife>Spider looks at Aussie “You call that a knife? This is a knife”>pulls out a sting ray and stabs Aussie in the chest>Narrator cuts in: “There’s nor way to survive a sting ray barb to the heart. That’s why these spiders are considered the deadliest in the world.”
>>220383436>deadliest in the worldthere was an emu joke in there somewhere
>>220375754>it's the one with the heavy breathingkino
>>220383336Go kneel for BLM, Hernandez
>>220375754Is this real?
Screencap this:after David Attenborough dies... not soon after... but some time after... you will start to hear the STORIES about him.
>>220385563I WANT TO HEAR THEM NOW!@
The Hunt is the most kino nature documentary ever made because of the Steven Price score.
>>220380901>need something to watch while I eat.absolute mad man
>>220383436>Spider looks at Aussie “You call that a knife? This is a knife”>>pulls out a sting ray and stabs Aussie in the chestI lol'd.
>>220375943Not denying that Amerikan docs are made for retards but the British ones are often just as bad because they try to be "whimsical" and "cheeky" (traits that should be punishable by death)>Footage of animals fighting brutally to secure rape rights >"Ah, looks like trouble in paradise for these ornery bachelors! Who will end up getting evicted, and who will impress the beautiful lass?"
