>BREAKING: Jacob Elordi is in “pole position” to be cast as the next James Bond.Need it or keep it?
>>220377978Second Austrian to portray bond?
>every villain, bond girl, friend, attendant, pedestrian in the movie when they are close to Bond
>>220378003I don't get it
yo this nilla is tall af
>>220377978Doubtful, Elordi cant act and has 0 charisma or screen presence
>>220377978I don't like the idea of Bond being about the same age as I am
What the fuck, I was promised a Black bond. Pale is stale.
>>220377978doesn't have the aura but as long as it's not an ngubu I'm good
>>220378035Idris Elba is 59, anon
>>220378021Name one previous Bond actor who could act
I like this dude.
>>220378035black is whack
>>220378049Pierce. He acted loving thin girls
>>220378021Neither did Craig. But that won't stop morons from making the worst possible bond they can.
>>220378049hey! some of them learned how to act after their bond time was over
>>220378049Timothee Chalamet
>>220378051lol u liek dudes, gay
>>220378049Craig is a good actor. The others all had charisma. This guy has neither, basically zoomer Henry Cavill
>>220378031I just looked it up. Sean Connery was 31 in Dr no. Same age as I am now. Either it's a rough 31 or people really did age faster back then but it's still weird to think about.
>>220378011Hes a big guy.
>>220378143>people really did age faster back thenSmoking and drinking were commonplace then, both of them age people much more than you would think.
>>220378051I've never seen him give a bad performance but it feels like this new Amazon regime wants BIG names over good actorsIf Rpatz says no that basically means Elordi is the next guy you look at it that for big name, under 40 actors that are close enough to being british
>>220378021Please watch frankenstein (2025) before posting about him
>>220377978>stealing Sydney's roleBut top Hollywood director Paul Feig basically said it was hers.
>BOND, JANE BOND
>>220377978Aaron will be devestated.
>>220377978meh.
>>220377978This would make sense. At least it’s not a nigger.
There have been 40 actors pegged as the next bond for the past decadeI don’t care anymore
>>220377978>28dude is way too young to be bond. we need a millennial bond not a zoomer one.
>>220377978>Need it or keep it?If you need it, you keep it. They mean the same fucking thing.
>>220377978facts about amazon bond>broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond>amazon wants a young actor for bond. they don't want a granny fucker like aaron the jew>bezos personally said he doesn't want "a fucking jew as bond">timothy dalton is still considered to be the greatest james bond
>>220378051he's better suited for Stuart Little. rat faced bitch
>>220379162kkkkkkkkk
>>220379189>kkk kkk kkkDamn this guy really likes the KKK
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>>220377978lol, zero charisma, zero acting range, dates tranniespathetic
>>220377978I don't want to live in a universe where it's not Robert Pattinson
Still don't get why they don't give Cavill a chance. He's pretty much genetically engineered for the role.
>>220378149uuuu
>>220378021Of all the options he acts the most
>>220379602they want someone younger
>>220377978I'm ok with this.
>>220377978If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer.
>>220379764Fool me once shame on me fool me twice can't get fooled again.
>>220379683why? bond is a middle aged guy. not a teenage heartthrob
>>220379820>teenage heartthroball of the people that are rumored are in their 30s, dumbass. they want someone who won't be in his late 50s by the last movie
>>220377978>They keep delaying it so that they can argue that Cavill is too old
>>220379413Don't worry anon, he is too old to play bond now.
>>220377978But it's gonna be Sydney Sweeney. Jacob will be her Vesper?
>>220379899I didn't believe it so I looked up how old is he and uufff, I would be off by 5 years
>>220377978How is there gonna be a zoomer Bond when they don't drink or have sex?
>>220377978Will the next Bond girl be Zendaya or Hunter?
>>220378019If I was his height I would be gentle fucking every single 5'2 girl I met. Im not even kidding, like even better if the girl is 5'1. I will cry together with girl whole she feels pain I would feel immense pleasure.
>>220380372God look at what I just wrote haha, I need to go cook my lunch.
>>220377978>“pole position”I got a "pole position" for you right here, sweetheart.
>>220380372Women love painful sex with Chad because while their pussies are sore for the next days they're reminding them of the amazing sex they had the whole time.
>>220380372why the fuck would you want manlet children by breeding with short chicks?
just get the buck cashman dude from daredevil it's the easiest casting ever. everything about him screams bond please don't overthink this
>>220377978How tf is he supposed to be a spy, you can spot him from a mile away. Frankenstein lookin mf
HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN MILKING THE BOND CASTING CLICKBAIT10 YEARS? MORE?
>>220380708It's 2026 they aren't going to get a no-name to play bond, Arty is not box office.
Elliot Page is more masculine and charismatic than this dude
>>220380662Faustian spirit.
>>220380897You certainly jest
>>220380708>>220380840Is there a reason why there's been no daredevil threads on /tv/? Season 2 of Born Again just concluded and it was pretty great. Worthy of a little general at leastIs it just me or does /tv/ seem really weird this year? Feels like no one here watches anything and are just robots
>>220380897Elliot stop...
What happened to Aaron Taylor being the new Bond?
>>220381775make me, little bitch
>>220381826They didn't agree to his terms (the bond girl had to be 50+)
>>220380991Bitch please, we got tired of capeshit like 10 years ago
>>220380991>Is there a reason why there's been no daredevil threads on /tv/?because you should have to discuss that garbage show on reddit
>>220380372>tall people have big dicksanonNo to this Spanish Auzzie. Just a soft edge towards diversifying the whole franchise. Bond is British and must remain British.
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>>220380991There were, see >>220334395
>>220380662My mom is so short that my 11 year old niece is as tall as her but I'm 6'1.
>>220377978I thought Callum Turner had been confirmed in the role, but I just checked online and apparently I just got tricked. Guy has huge ears.
>>220380991there was a general or two for each episode but yeah /tv/ traffic seems super slow lately, maybe the board is finally dying for real.
>>220381833Elen you miss "a" for a comma.
>>220382828He has the most aggressive PR push (Dua Lipa contract) for it all to just sell indie romcoms. It stands he's in Amazon's favor.
>>220383207ah alright, it really is just like that Bait show lol
All Bond rumors at this point are fake and gay. As far as I know they haven't even started the casting process. It's literally just agents spinning up rumor mills for their actors.
>>220378049lazenby>australian army sergeant>zero acting experience>most handsome man alive>knocked the role out of the park
>>220378049Craigthat was pretty much the problem with him as Bond, you don't really want a good actor in the role
>>220384051Craig was fine. You are a just a seething tard
>>220377978>sephardic jew to play bondKeep iteepit
>>220377978Unironically should be this dude Cope and seethe
>>220384068he's a gay little goblin and the suits looked like shit some of the greatest actors alive got casted for the villians but they had to pick this 4'11 FAGGOT for the lead and it could've all been solved by just making them non-bond spy movies
>>220377978noooooit was supposed to be aaron's turn!!!!!
>>220377978i have no idea who this faglord is, except women being obesses with him. what made him famous? cw shows? are they still a thing?
>>220378049Dalton is a classically trained Shakespearean actor.
Let's not forget that Ian Fleming said he modeled Bond's looks on himself and on Hoagy Carmichael. In appearance and manner, Bond should be a mature man and quintessentially British. Robert Pattinson would be a great Bond, to name just one.
>>220384176Pattison would be good, yeah, despite his age. I think he could be a great mysterious failed or forcefully retired Bond who steals the spotlight for like 10 minutes, then disappear. That would be nice.
>>220384279Pattison is in his late 30s. That isn't old. Connery and Lazenby were in their early 30s. Dalton early 40s. Moore and Brosnan were mid 40s. Pattison is two years older than Craig was when he started.
>>220384469It's also not 1970. Leading men are younger now, sorry gramps.
>>220380897Yeah I’m sure that’s what the kike who groomed her said too.
>>220384497>fuck the source materialZoomer, please. The 90s, 00s, and 10s are recent. Bond is written to be a mature gentleman, not a 20-something year old fagit. But wait, I know your type, and I know just who you want as the next Bond>pic relate
>>220384691>source materialit's a fucking campy action series get a grip on reality redditor
>>220378001Who was the first one? Hitler?
>>220384691No, but we cast him as lower level spy and tell him he going to be a central part of the franchise going forward, just for kicks.
>>220379136What about Cavill?
>>220386005Considered too old, and wants to play a Bond villain instead of Bond.
>>220378051Fantastic actor, never gives anything less than a top performanceBut his big dumbo ears will always prevent him from nabbing a role like Bond unfortunately
>>220384139he got big off a movie called The Kissing Booth by Netflix... it was commissioned off the back of a few text messages that went viral on reddit I think
>>220386005Dweeby tryhard
>>220378049Weet ik
>>220380708Not going to watch that show, but is there any scene in particular that stands out?
>>220378001he's not austrian tho
>>220377978This is very important news, thank you for sharing
>>220378549she should be the secretary or something>miss bigtitty, is M here?
>>220377978I'll take any white person at this point. Ellen Page? Fine.
>>220386320>>220386404These excuses don't make sense for Bond. I think you simply don't want him to be cast at all.
>>220386430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5A4ueHk9Bkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNlTh6pM_z0
>>220377978Isn't he ludicrously tall?
>>220387114Still 5'10
>>220380372pedo faggot
>>220386956Cavill is a fucking dork, and apparently only dorks are unable to recognize this.
>>220387245This negativity with Cavill doesn't seem organic. Started back in 2024. Before then most people here were positive toward Cavill being cast as Bond.
>>220387317This was his only okay performance. And I think the mustach did most of the work here. Cavill is just so incredibly wooden, it's the antithesis of everything Bond is. Cavill's line delivery almost never sounds natural.
>>220387343A tall and lanky Aussie playing Bond again isn't the right direction either. Cavill would be at least closer to what the character should be.
>>220387218Youre a fuck head.
>>220377978looks disabled
>>220378019why does he look scared and why do 2020s 'leading men' have weird tiny mouths. are humans evolving still?
>>220377978He looks so fucking weird though. At least Craig's ugliness had a weathered, masculine element to it that lent itself to the idea that he was a hardened veteran who'd been knocked around. Elordi's cro-magnon baby face and lack of talent aren't suited for anything except a Guillermo del toro version of frankenstein, if anyone was ever stupid enough to make something so conceptually shit
chin too pointy
>>220379030(Do you) need it or (should they) keep it?Fucking newfag retard.
>>220380897If Sweeney is Bond girl, she's already paired with Elordi in public eye. Elordi is standoffish enough to pass for "spy". But a win for LEVINSON's "cultural impact" is nauseating for /tv/
>>220384727>redditorRich coming from a faggy iconoclast metrosexual
>>220378001>>220385380>>220386458He means Australian, as George Lazenby was Australian.
>>220386956I am not the one who thinks he is too old anon, I'm sorry you had to hear it from me. They want some twunk who can pump out movies for a decade.
>>220377978The new bond should either be a British-Indian woman like yennefers actress or a Muslim man to reflect the changing demographics of Britain
i guess this guy will be a good bond he looks the part
>>220388872Or whoever wants that can make their own spy film around that sort of character and see how well building it into a franchise works out.
>>220380372Even if you were 6’5 or taller you’d still have a completely unremarkable penis, a hair under five and half inches. The only crying a girl would do about it would after you first revealed it. She would have assumed because of your height that you were hung.It is believable you would be tall. But based on your post, you quite simply do not have, and never will have big dick energy. But I can see you having kleinfelters, and being quite a bit taller than average. You have that low testosterone, gyno bitch tits energy about you. The one thing I know for sure about you, is that if you ever did get any sex, you absolutely did openly sob during it. Please have a cold shower to calm that erection you have down, then stop posting.
the last thing we need is another whiteoid Bond
>>220378019nah not really, it's just that the bbc sperm toilet he's standing next to is super short
>>220389171Absolutely seethlet energy. His post made me sad of what I’ll never have too anon. It’s okay
>>22038891750 years later we can see how people feel about making the lead white.
>>220378019Im 6'4 and this photo isnt accurate at all
>>220387317Should I trim the beard and grow out a mustache like Henry the Cav? Does this look work irl if you are 6/10? Asking the femanons itt for advice, I know there must be some
>>220387016Meh I wouldn't hate him but nothing in either of those clips wins me over.
Modern culture wouldn't allow for a good bond movie
>>220380372This is a fucking awesome post and it makes me have faith people still exist on 4chan. Don't let anyone ever make you feel bad about this post
>>220377978tiny mouth
>>220384116JeetAids Jeetcow dungsharted not flushed
>>220389265You also have a small to average penis.
>>220378001He’s Australianese
>>220377978Here's the thing, it doesn't matter who they pick. It will still be aids and le for a modern audience. We will never again get a based bond. Not even something like Bronson. It will be Diet Daniel Craig forever because the faggots who produce these movies are morons.
Bond being 6’5 is retarded, he would obviously stand out in 99% of places (especially the uk where average guy is 5’9)
>>220378001Josef Fritzl, whatever happened there.
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>>220382085Don't they have bigger penetration devices?
>>220380588They love anal pain because their screams makes them look cute and hot and very girly feminine. That's why they love to take cocks in their asses. If you're fucking a girl, insist to put in her ass, shove it inside even if she says no. But you also have to say to her "you're safe with me, don't worry" and things like that, to calm her down.
