>walks towards youwhat do?
This is one of the worst armour designs I've seen in my entire existencealso looks like AI
>>220379259where did nolan find all these big guys?
>>220379259Put on my power armour and bust out the gauss rifle
>>220379326>>220379326>>220379326>>220379326
>>220379259what the flying FUCK is happening with that sword the big guys swings with his left hand?
>>220379259christopher nolan just saw his brother's tv show's scene of cool big guys in metal armor walking towards the camera slowly and wanted his own version of it
>Pulls my dick out through my pants and begin charging towards them.>They run away out of fear of turning gay.
>>220379259What a shitshow.
Jokes on them I have Semtex rigged to a dead man switch
>>220379259and they said 40k couldnt be adapted
If I take off that armor, would they die?
>>220379259>excuse me sirs! Your armor isn’t period-ack!
>>220379259"Yeah the Magneto helmet is damn awesome. Let's use it. The rest of the armor? Ah don't worry about it, the helmet by itself will make the rest look cool.....oh"
>>220379259nice roidgut armor
>>220379361The sloppy pajeets making this shit have the sword change to a backward grip without him actually doing that
>>220379259man, ancient greeks were so advanced, I wonder if a tank will show up at the siege of Troy
>>220379259>Fantasy Space Marines
>>220382176There was a horse personnel carrying tank
>>220379259Get into line or phalanx formation, at least 4 ranks deep. Utilize shields and use "spears" which are the main weapon of the Achaians and Trojans. Swords are for when you lose your spear. Anyway, stab at the giants while slowly moving backwards or holding your ground. Maybe place archer behind the infantry. I would suggest using phoulkon tactic, but that is from the medieval era and not ancient.
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>>220379259Do a 360 and moonwalk away.
>>220379259why did they make them look like robots
>Yes, Spartan hoplites wore metal armor, primarily made of bronze>bronzeBRAVO NOLAN
>>220379259Turn around, bend over, and pull my pants down
>>220379259>>220379296Theyre probably from the future
>>220381128based>this movie should be period accurate>you mean with gorgons and cyclops?>w-well no but>what about the minotaur and centaur>th-those never existe->what about the gods jupiter and mars loosely based on the greek gods or curses or magical amulets or potions we have to include that if we're being historically accurate
>>220383110>you have to include mythology in period accurate pieces????
>>220379259coming out of the theatre.next question?
>>220382873Why has media kept this tactic away? This is literally how women survived the wilderness
>>220379259They walk like wagies going to work, not warriors going into battle.
>>220383189It's a story about mythology you retard
>no gauntletsfor what purpose?
>>220379259>children in the foregroundHey look, Ridley Scott did it in Alien
>>220383485are you implying the war never happened?
>>220379259Change the channel to some kino.
>>220383492Are you implying the movie is about the war and not the mythology around it?
>>220383508OP clearly shows its a movie about war
>>220379362They made a live action Bionicles show? I need to get in on this shit.
>>220379296Pay attention to the sword in the left hand of the closest silver guy in the first few seconds.Even the worst cgi artists wouldn't animate that. Has to be ai.So much for "muh practical effects"
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>>220379259Why did it give them all gyno? kekThe only thing I can think of is trying to model the armor to look like modern powerlifters who are obese and roid (hence grow mantits). But it just looks like saggy obese boomer bodies
>>220379259So it this movie a humiliation ritual for Nolan?
>>220383528>a 5 (five) second loop on a burmese stick juggling forum
>>220383628>>220383557>NOOOO AIEEE IVE BEEN PROVEN WRONG
>>220383605Have you not see any of his films? His entire career is humiliation and they gave him an oscar for it
>>220379259This looks comically bad, and I'm not even trying to just mindlessly hate like everyone else. Why does the fact they're bare handed bother me so much?
Why are they lumbering like that
Uhhh, where are the gods?Where's Zeus? Athena? Poseidon?
>>220379259I tried calling this out in Dune but you fags got mad. Modern designs suck ass.
>>220383110It’s retelling of a Greek myth. Greeks would’ve never imagined armor like that. If it being fictional is enough of an argument then why didnt Zeus send down an AK-47?
>>220379259>what do?Laugh. Belly laugh. That looks so retarded. What a dumpster fire that film is. It will be good for the memes though.
>>220379259>giant bowling ball
>>220379259What would happen if you took their helmets off?
>>220383110>I don't remember Achilles using a Toyota Corolla to cross the Aegan Sea, that felt historically inaccurate>you mean unlike the gorgons and cyclops?>Yes you brainless shitehawk I do.
this does not appear to be a battle
why does every trailer look so low in production value?the plastic broom helmet, square columns, boring trojan horse, etc.and all the black people
>>220379259This is literally AI lol
>>220379296>>220383553>it's AIBecause it is you fucking idiot, OP is being a disingenuous faggot and post an AI animated version of a single shot, that's not in the trailer
>>220383818it would be extremely painful
>>220383884I don't think it is. AI has been replicating Nolan's style and Nolan is losing his touch
>>220383557>make his nose crooked>why?>im DIRECTING bravo nolan.
>>220383902So their design is different in the trailer is that you're saying?
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>>220379259this is the finished movie product? they're releasing it like this?
>>220379361whole thing looks like shitty ai. i really hope this isn't something official
>>220382198>>220382814>40kids think Warhammer invented big suits of armor pipe the fuck down retards
>>220382133It's not even that.It's not big enough to be a backwards grip of the sword from the start. If you look at the earlier frames tt's just AI slop that transforms half way through the frames - turns into a giant double bladed slopweapon then the front blade vanishes.
>>220379362For me, it's cool big guys in metal armor walking away from the camera slowly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRZAGQPJVY
>>220383553>>220383902Yes, it's obviously AI, but the fact it could be from a Nolan movie says a lot about his filmmaking.
Looks like they're looking for the turkish baths.
>>220379259Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>220384318lol someone got homeschooled
>>220379259Nolan has to be in the bottom 20th percentile of imagination and creativity for directors. I won't comment on his intelligence though, but his mirror quote is funny, and the thing he said about "our world being defined by contradictions" or whatever.
>>220384352Is there a term for biting bait on purpose?
>>220383946They're big soldiers
>>220384055Oh wow
>>220383880wowee, such diversity, much culture, very strong
>>220384475The Dark Knight is still a masterpiece. He understood the Batman/Joker dynamic like no other visual media got... other than maybe the animated series.Also his decision to change Batman and Gordon burning the mobs money as petty revenge in the comics... into the Joker burning the money as a statement about chaos spreads and entropy was 200IQ galaxy brain move.
>>220384501It's a bot trained to give generic reaction replies. Same as the ones that post "X is crazy" or "bro really X" and nothing else. This is just the admins frauding activity levels to scam advertisers and to trick you into posting more.
they look badass
>>220384724>The Dark Knight is still a masterpiece.Well I strongly disagree with that. Upon rewatching it I don't think the attempt at taking the subject matter seriously worked well. idk much about Batman and Jokester's dynamic though, maybe he did a great job with that. I'd give TDK a 6/10.
>>220384724Behold: the epitomal capeshitter who is perfectly wowed by the sloppiest of slop
>>220379259Im amazed how fuckin shitty this looks
>>220385193I'm not. Exactly what I expected from Nolan. Generic brown/dull leather, slop helmets, ridiculous armored gigantards. We'll get some really good memes. Oh the Trojan horse and the building behind it both look terrible. 2020s mainstream movies are just ultra sloppified, plus nonwhite actors. lmao
>>220379259aim for their exposed hands with spears
>>220384172That's not 40k, it's something worse.
>no gauntletsJust hack off their hands
