>Oh my God.... this coffee *SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>Gale i..... ive never tasted something so.........*GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP*
are you ok?
>>220380619A good coffee really is a treat. I have a delicious french pressed coffee almost every night after dinner. Black.
>>220380789coffee tastes like dirt
>>220380619"People" who drink or eat loudly need killing
>>220380817I disagree but I can see how people don't like the exceedingly bitter taste
>>220380817add unsalted butter and give it a good frothing
>>220380619>let me hold the cup with both hands like a toddlerthey should've fired bryan right then and there and replaced him with ed o'neill
>>220380889A good cup of coffee will turn you gay for a moment in time. This is known as being “gay for the stay”.
"Real" coffee sucks and tastes like either sour or burnt ass. Pic related actually tastes good. Not all freeze dried crystals taste good but this one does.
>>220380919Most instant is fine.
>>220380716He used to make this thread every day, it seems he's starting again.
>>220380817cheap coffee that comes in a plastic bucket usually does
>>220380919Holy onions
>>220380919that is awful. it tastes like cheap supermarket coffee.try gold blend. thank me later.
This mogs all other coffees
*sips*>YEEEEEEOWCH!! WHAT THE FUCK GALE THIS IS WAY TOO HOT!!!*GULP*>FUUUUUUUUUUCK HOTHOTHOTHOT!!!
>>220381025>gulps anywaysigma
cold brew espresso is where its at
>>220380818You have a broken brain (misophonia). Little bitch.
>>220380818Yeah fuck showing appreciation for stuff!
>>220380789>Blacklike you take your men
i drink my coffee black and i can spot a bad black coffee, either burnt or too water down is obvious, and a bad flavor. But idk what the upper echelons of 'amazing' black coffee could be.
Coffee with half n half with two sugars. I like my coffee white, like my demographics
>>220380966Tried it, not nearly as good>>220380964We have a wordfilter here, redditoid
>It's precisely heated
>Gale... did you cum in this?>...>it tastes like cum, Gale>...*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>>220380966>>220380919for me it's
>>220380966Easily the best instant coffee. I have a $4000 espresso machine and I still drink this daily for my 2nd or 3rd cup.Unfortunately it's almost impossible to find in the US and somehow MORE expensive than good beans online (~$60/lb).
oh n-
>>220380789I don't drink coffee but whenever i do, i usually get a strong caffeine hit. How do you sleep after coffee?
>>220380789Why did you need to tell us that you're a nigger?
>>220380966I travelled to Norway in February and that's the only instant coffee I could find.Tastes like shit.
>>220380619This was retarded, uncreative, unfunny when you posted it as a wonka bit yesterday, and got tiresome the second (of the hundreds) time you spammed and samefagging it Get new fucking jokes, schizo. Better yet, just fuck off.(ProTip: when your mom told you you’re funny, she lied.)
>>220380919>>220380966any reccomendations on what to add to this shit for nicer tastes or whatever, for someone with ibs
>>220381086A pig eats with more dignity than you.
>>220382731Okay. And?
ENTER
>>220380619> Gale... after this cup I... I give up this life of crime. Fuck Gus, fuck Jesse and fuck you too Gale. See you later losers, I'm going to go and bang my whore of a wife.
>>220380619I'm gonna...........I'M GONNNA......*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
Shlurp Status?
>>220383038shlorp'd
>>220382710Assuming a standard 250 ml cup - 15 ml half and half cream, 0.5 tsp sugar.
gulp gestalt?
>>220380789>Black.Stopped reading right there
>>220382100You're still crying pussy?
Swig Summary?
>>220381025AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! My coffee! My coffee is piping hot! Gale you rat! You weren't brewing a hot cup of joe! You went and gave me the ol' lava java! How could you give your own Heisenberg the lava java, Gale!?!
>>220382100threads of walt drinking coffee are the only reason I come to this board anymore. don't you dare take that away from me
>>220381848Have you ever considered making your own with liquid nitrogen and diarrhea?
>>220382100It’s from the tv show Breaking Bad
Gulp Gazette?
>>220381238>This barista is an artist. He had to spend ten years learning torrefacto. The beans. THE BEANS!
>>220383111>0.5 when 0.4 would suffice You’re a literal fucking gutter pig
>>220381902It doesn't get me wired, guess my body's just used to having it right before sleep.
I need the money.I've spent...almost all of mine...on coffee.
Mike, this piss, I...*shlurp*my God
>>220383326I don't care. For me it's 0.5 tsp
Imbibe Itinerary?
Funny how the show couldn't end here.Walter and Jessie had to be massive knickgars and play at being gangsters which they are woefully inexperienced at.
>>220380789>take one sip of coffee
>>220380834>exceedingly bitterStop drinking shit coffee
>>220384387this happens to me when i drink this >>220380919its like drinking tar with laxatives
>>220380619Gale: I hate him
>>220380818They get a warning first
>>220380619
>>220381902Are you retarded?
>>220380919Instant coffee tastes like shit, respectfully>t. Pourover with freshly ground Guatemala or Sulawesi beans gigachad
>I drink coffee because uhhhh I need my coffee in the morning haha ummm I did get enough sleep YOU didn't get enough sleep! it's an acquired taste, I, I love it, mmm bitter! I'm an adult!*sips tea* um okay
>>220384631Just say your personality is bean water and playing with paraphernalia next time
>>220381094Chinker mindset. You dont need to smack your jowels to enjoy the food.
>>220384631you don't really like coffee if you only drink one kinda pizza fan can enjoy both delivery slop at 2AM and fancy gourmet artisanal Michelin star 'za
>>220380919I became poor recently because of Trump, so I've had to cut back. I'm surprised at how good instant coffee is. I might just stick to it permanently now.
>>220380619Is this the Battle Creek thread?
>>220380619Gale put ricin in the sugar packets.
*sucks*>Oh my God.... this dick*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>Jesse..... ive never sucked something so..........*GLUK* *GLUK* *GLUK**GLUK* *GLUK* *GLUK**GLUK* *GLUK* *GLUK**GLUK* *GLUK* *GLUK**GLUK* *GLUK* *GLUK**GLUK* *GLUK* *GLUK*
>>220380919does it have the same amount of caffeine as brewed coffee? I heard instant coffee has a lot less caffeine than brewd.
>mfw this thread
>>220385222
>>220385033>you dont like cake if you only like chocolate cake>you dont like ice cream if you only like vanilla ice cream
>>220380619I couldn't bring myself to drink coffee, everytime I try I'll have explosive diarrhea.
>>220380619>Oh my God.... this coffee *SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>Gale i..... ive never tasted something so.........*SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP *SCHLORP**SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP *SCHLORP**SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP *SCHLORP**SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP *SCHLORP**SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP *SCHLORP*
...Guzzle Guide?
*zap*>Oh my God.... this electricity*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*>Jimmy..... ive never felt something so..........*THONK* *THONK* *THONK**THONK* *THONK* *THONK**THONK* *THONK* *THONK**THONK* *THONK* *THONK**THONK* *THONK* *THONK**THONK* *THONK* *THONK*
For me it's starbucks
>>220380789Does all the extra effort people but in coffe really pay off?Also where do you get a "good coffe" when you dont havew all the equipment at home? i fell like i would apreciat all the effort more once i actully tried something where people put hundreds of hours to make the drink slightly betterUsually when i have coffe i just have an normal instant coffe when i get tired because i want to reduce my energy drink intake
>>220385033Actually my favorite way to enjoy coffee is a double shot macchiato with 1 raw sugar pack stirred in but i cant exactly make that at home easily now can i?>t. Pourover of freshly ground Guatemala or Sulawesi coffee enjoyer
the meme that could save /tv/, need more variations
For me, it's coffee with a side of sister
>>220385702
>>220385605>Does all the extra effort people but in coffe really pay off?I'm not a big coffee person, but extra effort can make a big difference. That is, don't buy the bottom tier beans, grind it yourself sometimes, and make it CORRECTLY in a clean French press or decent CLEAN drip machine. This will indeed yield much better coffee than simply using Folger's in a $12 drip machine that's never been cleaned. It's pretty easy and not expensive to do all that. Now, there are coffeenerds that use food scales to weigh it precisely, expensive grinders, stuff like that. Not necessary. So just buy decent beans, keep your equipment clean, and make it correctly. One great tip for French press EVERYONE should use -- after the coffee has steeped for 4 minutes, spoon out the top layer of grounds and foam. It only takes a few seconds and the coffee tastes much cleaner.
>>220385868Yes>t. Bought my sister a fancy (and expensive) espresso machine last christmasWhenever i visit i get cafe lattes with milk frothed so strongly its a milk iceberg on top of the coffee
>>220383015It's kinda comfy how they drink coffee out of those tin cups in Western movies
>>220382808Why's that yerba so coarse bro?
>>220381902You get to a point as a caffeine addict where coffee does nothing for you other than give you uncontrollable diarrhoea
>>220385868the only piece of advice you need to give for coffee is simply not to use the heater plate. it is the #1 source of shitty burnt coffee and the reason people try and hate coffee is they order it from dennys or someshit where they leave the carafe on the burner for an hour.you can put folgers thru a mr. coffee and it'll taste fine as long as you don't let it sit. acting like folgers is somehow repulsive is coffee snob behavior. it's fucking coffee, and most people drown the shit with milk and sugar anyways.can you get some yummy coffee with the right beans and a press? yeah, sure. can people be bothered to find some faggot coffee bean roaster store and buy a press, instead of just going to fucking walmart and dumping it in a mr coffee? or better yet pay the goytax of using a keurig? no.
>>220385868whats the differnce between me grinding my own beans and buying pre grinded coffe?And whats so special about a french press?All i know is a mocha pots for espresso wher you put water down and boil it
>>220386058if the coffee is not sealed, it will oxidize and change flavor. if it's already ground there is more surface area for that to happen so the effect is faster. if you get it preground it's a gamble how long it's had to oxidize, grinding yourself you have better assurance. and typically preground you don't have much say on what or where the beans are from. preground is fine and convenient if you find one you like.a french press is not very special, it just puts the grounds in the water and then you push the thing down to separate the grounds and pour the coffee. if you want a press type thing I would recommend an aeropress.the moka pot in your pic works by heating water so it expands and filters thru coffee. it's meant to be heated on a stovetop. the press assumes you heat the water separately. a moka pot does not make espresso, it does not accumulate enough pressure.
>>220381208SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>220386058>>220386180I should say the moka pot because it does have to pressurize and doesn't just drip through or infuse like a press, tends to be stronger. but not as strong as espresso.
>>220385115>previously on Breaking Bad
>>220386017>you can put folgers thru a mr. coffee and it'll taste fine as long as you don't let it sit. acting like folgers is somehow repulsive is coffee snob behavior. it's fucking coffee, and most people drown the shit with milk and sugar anyways.I agree. I'm not a coffee snob really. I'm fine drinking folgers and D Donut coffee. My point was more so that for just a little effort and a little more expense, it can taste a lot better, but I certainly don't mind more "regular" coffee.I'd say cleaning your machine might be the most important thing, as important as not letting the coffee sit on the burner. Once a week, scrub every part of your machine with soap and water. You also don't need a $100+ machine. There are moderately expensive drip machines that are a bit better than Mr Coffee, but it's more important to keep it clean than buying a more expensive one.
>>220386058Most preground coffee is fine, but it's fresher to get a cheap grinder and use whole bean sometimes. I can't be bothered to do it everyday, as it's not 1000% better.
>>220380817Your palate isn't mature enough to enjoy an earthy flavor profile.
>>220386180>>220386324whats the consensus on "flavored coffe"I had this Hazelnut one once and liked it because it was slighlty sweet and tasted like HazelnutIs stuff considered good or is it just a gimmick and pure coffe is the way to go?
>>220386405if you like it then get it. but the flavors are often artificial and the flavor can mask subpar beans.
>>220386405Regular coffee made well tastes better to me most of the time, but I agree with anon, if yuo like it drink it.
>>220385043you were middle class and inflation and gas prices made you poor? or you were already poor and now its just a bit harder?
>>220384387i consume metric tons of kratom (now i evolved to 7OH) and it made me permanently constipated, for awhile this was a nightmare and I had to wolf down fiber cereal to counter act but then I got into coffee and it fixed me right up
>>220386013I don't get that. I just get sleepy when I drink too much coffee
>>220386339His palate has been destroyed by energy drinks
THE COFFEE, Skyler, where is the rest?
>>220387329 yeah dude probably thinks Monster Ultra counts as a tasting note. you can always tell when someone’s baseline for “coffee flavor” is cotton candy battery acid. then they sip something that isn’t caramel syrup sludge and go “wtf it’s bitter??” energy drink palate is real and it’s devastating.
>>220388301hmmm tasty beanwater.. lol
>>220387795>I brewed it for Ted
>>220385663seriously why do they always make that face?
>>220388475They lack the confidence to just smile normally, so they crutch on being silly and unserious with a funny face instead. t. hates smiling for photos because I'm miserable
>>220388475Social approval. They wish to portray themselves as non-threatening, harmless. Basically cuck signalling.
>>220388475smiling might show confidence and self-respect and white men aren't allowed to posess that anymore. so these performative fucking douchebags always make a "WOW HAHA I'M BEING PHOTOGRAPHED" face like they're fucking carrot top or something
Coffee time!
>>220380919>>220380966>>220381393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdQKVDUBu2g
coffee drinkers are the cyclists of drinks
>>220381086Saaaar why you not like our loud cow chewing noises we CEO
>>220380789>after dinnerEnjoy your incoming heart attack.>>220380817Skill issue.
>>220388880Nah that's tea drinkers.https://youtu.be/XvbT7eDtvDo?si=arX2d1SAZ447saIV
>>220380789Blackfag can't go one second without telling everybody how much he likes it black.
Schraderbrew sisters..
>>220389174I'd like an edit of Gus jumping up with the beer bottles exploding
Bros, I'm 34 and have never drank coffee in my life. Not exaggerating. Sometimes I wonder if me being a complete loser in life is related, considering how all normal adults drink coffee from their teenage years.
I've never had a good hot coffee. I've heard good things about lighter roasted beans, but dark burnt roasted crap is 99% of what people have or make because it's familiar, and they doctor it up with creams and sugars
>>220388389>You gave our Sumatran beans to Beneke?
>>220380919>"Real" coffee sucks and tastes like either sour or burnt assthat happens when it's made wrong
*sip*
>>220389213Why not just try it to see if you like it? Can't hurt.
>>220389213just try some coffeemaybe like a french vanilla cappuccino to startit's not addictive or anything
>>220380919que puto asco guey chaval, drink bean coffee or don't drink it at all
>>220380619Coffee is for retards. Just take caffeine pills. 200 for 5$
>>220390602I drink it because I like the taste
>>220390546Why should he? >not addictive The caffeine jew is probaly the most common addiction on earth
>>220381902My grandfather always had an espresso as a nightcap. Never saw the man order anything except affogato as a desert, no matter how late dinner went either. Some people are just built different.
>>220390733My mother was the same
>>220380619why didn't the chicken man just kill walt and his cuck as soon as he hired gayle? chicken man was all about larping as a professional but he was willing to to bet everything on an uncontrollable employee vs someone who was undyingly loyal over 3% purity? typical womanbrained fag.
>>220385605Like anything else, effort and quality can make a big difference, but there comes a point where it's just faggy consume hobby bullshit and not making much if any difference.
Coffee, like wine, is was of the most snooty and fabricated industries in the world. I've had coffee from a tin and I've had coffee from a international tourny winning professional.The taste difference is pretty marginal.
>>220381902Coffee makes me sleepy.
>>220385605yes, but the point of diminishing returns is met very quickly and anything past that is farming for clout.
>>220385123Yes it does, and that's a good thing. You get all the good flavor without being dependent on caffeine.>>220390113Yeah, the dozens of highly rated, highly recommended establishments here on the west coast all must have been doing it wrong. Freeze drying, when done right like in the example I posted, actually vastly improves the quality of the beverage. iykyk >>220390587It is "bean coffee". Just freeze dried and distributed in dehydrated form. Did you think it was made of your people since the crystals are the same color?
i'm not going to google it but there was something about the amount of tastebuds on a human tongue varying between 30K,60K,90Kand that made sense even if it isn't true. there are weird guys out there who can instantly calculate calendars, i'm sure there are brains out there where they become sommeliers for their palate autism
>>220391068Exactly, the dudes who can't taste are the ones who go for hot sauces, overpriced black coffee, salt the shit out of their food and call it seasoning, etc. Normal people don't need extreme taste stimuli to feel alive.
>>220386269They made you suck?
>>220385955>raining>everyone is bone dryold movies are trash
>>220380789I probably consume more coffee than anyone in this thread, but its just folgers garbage black. Am I really missing out on the finer things in life?
>>220380619Coffee is a slave drink for normie wagies.
>>220388825>can I get a cup of sugar with 2 pumps of coffee?
>>220387066Get off 7oh bro its a monster
It's my take on "Jamaican Me Crazy", It has a sweet acidity with a delightful mix of cinnamon, rum and pecan
I like latte's ok? Iced. Hot. I just like them. Sue me!
>>220391316The dude who just came in is clearly soakedThe others been there for a while
>>220391437Shhhh
>>220385955>lies about predicament to gain trust>kills the people showing him hospitalityWhy are WASP Americans like this?
>>220390888There's a huge difference between nescafe and coffee pods, let alone all the other types. Maybe you're just fucking retarded
>>220391636>NOOO THE MURDERERS SHOWED HOSPITALITY TO A STRANGER ASSUMED TO BE UNRELATED TO THEIR PREVIOUS MURDEROUS ACTS UP UNTIL THE POINT WHERE THEIR CRIME WAS DISCOVERED AND THEN THEY TRIED TO MURDER AGAIN TO CONCEAL THEIR GUILT>YOU CAN'T DO THAT~!!The guilty pay the price.
I just had an espresso.
>>220391316They're in a cave you fucking mongoloid
>>220391741And now you're guilty of the same thing you claim deserves death. See how that works?
>*is the most delicious and affordable coffee beverage in existence before being discontinued for no fucking reason and replaced with some dogshit cold brew swill r*dditors swear is the same as before in your path*
>>220391316>can't see the scene correctly>calls it the scene's fault
>>220380619>making drugs in a drug labSocial commentary went over everyone's heads.
>>220380789>>220381902Yeah I love the taste of coffee but gave it up a while ago because it affected my sleep too much. Even if I had it early in the morning and didn't feel energised later in the day my sleep would be shallower.
>>220380919I've had this all my life. Having a cup right now. It's not good. It's just... ok.
>>220391068With practice anyone can distinguish between thousands of extremely similar tastes and smells. Humans are exceptional in that way actually, like a dog can smell a slice of pizza buried 6 feet underground but it can't tell whether it's Pizza Hut or Papa John's
>>220392514>how do you take it?>lots of piss, lots of cum
>>220383184kek
>>220380817It actually doesn't, sorry you missed out :( that's so sadi can't imagine what it must feel like where there's something that like, feels so good, so wonderful, so right, like it really just fulfills a missing part of your life, but there are some anons who have never had a chance to experience
>>220385702it's real and it's beautiful
>>220381025>*sips*>what is going on here?
>>220380837That sounds like gay sex
>>220380619>try coffe once is shithow do people not only drink this shitthose weird coffee candies are cool
Every time I hear someone say "expresso" I always ask them if they just want a quick cup of coffee.
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>mmmMMMM!!
>>220380619why didnt gale just open a cafe or some shit? i never understood his motivation when it seemed like everything "chemistry" related was a joke for him, with his level of knowledge he could have gotten rich doing anything
>>220393486Get a coffee pod machine
>>220383227LMFAO funniest post I’ve seen in months anon
I just got back from a trip to Italy. Bought a Moka pot and some coffee to go with it. Was excited to make a coffee when I got home but my luggage didn't make the trip.Woke up this morning and found out I don't have any coffee in the house at all.Life is pain>>220381902I drank a shitton of soda as a kid so I don't think caffeine has the same effect on me anymore.
>>220388825>Hit the pump hard enough that it sprays out of the cupRage inducing
>>220390888You might just have a dog mouth?There's a difference in coffee taste. I'm not a snob enough to get a 5k chemical set to brew the perfect cup but I can tell the difference between shit coffee and good coffee.
Walt was right. Why didn't they make this coffee instead of meth?The coffee market dwarves the meth market
>>220382100>wah wah wah wahhow about ignoring things that don't make you laughI chuckled at OPs post. you fucking bitch
>>220385605As others said, its diminishing returns. Unless you are running a snotty cafe its not worth the effort beyond using a clean machine and decent beans unlike you actually enjoy the process more then the product. Because of the internet the coooomsumerist have made everything extra faggy
Coffee is for faggots and I drink it every day
>>220380619Why does he hold the cup like that?
>>220395950The more hands you can place on your cup the more cozy it becomes
>>220383227Funny
>>220395687Faggot
for me it's lavazza super crema
>>220384574I know people get desensitized but having it before sleep is something else
>OOOOOOH THIS IS REALLY GOOD HOT CHOCOLATE
To all the coffee experts whats better Plain black coffe from a french press or a espresso from a mokka pot?What is a good one supposed to taste like?I've only ever had insta coffee and espresso from a capsule machine and the only way to describe them was bitter and darkIm trying to expand my horizon a bit and branch out here
>>220380789we didnt ask, white
>>220382808switched to yarba mate last month. will never go back. i just hate the anxienty normal coffee gives me.
>>220381025someone get this hothead outta here
>>220381025>>220383227>>220386058>>220388825The coffee isn't hot! See??
*bites*>Oh my God.... this burger*CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP*>Brett..... ive never tasted something so..........*NUM* *NUM* *NUM**NUM* *NUM* *NUM**NUM* *NUM* *NUM**NUM* *NUM* *NUM**NUM* *NUM* *NUM**NUM* *NUM* *NUM*
>>220381902absolutely mindraped people replying to you
>>220380619>*shits himself*
>>220380619wheres the funny?
>>220385605if you actually tried that espresso shot in the video it would still taste nasty and bittercoffee is only good for white russians and espresso martinis
Drink dossier?
>>220388301i dot drink energy drinks or coffee but these are really tasty
Coffee Condition?
>>220390717its also trivial to get over by just not consuming it for a week
>>220380789but enough about your gay sex life
>>220398684I can't go more than 48 hours before The Fear starts to set in
