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Finn Wolfhard is Gen Alpha’s Favorite Actor  No.220383245 Archived
>In the winter, Mira told me that her celebrity crush is a waifish actor from “Stranger Things” named Finn Wolfhard, who has high cheekbones, minimal facial hair, and looks a bit like Miranda July. Wolfhard is the ideal middle-school celebrity crush: sexually nonthreatening and pretty, like Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 1999.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/05/11/the-life-and-times-of-an-american-tween
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Anonymous
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Finn Wolfhard sounds like someone's fursona.
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Anonymous
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Doesn't look very finnish to me.
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sexo
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>>220383245
All those words just to say he's a twink
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>>220383245
>Finn Wolfhard
>>Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Shalom.
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Anonymous
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>>220383245
>one teen
>gen alpha
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>>220383245
Good taste. He’s so yum
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Anonymous
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>>220383245
What the fuck happened tonight JGL? Haven’t heard of him since TDKR
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Anonymous
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>>220383245
>Sexually non-threatening
>like Joseph Gordon-Levitt

If you people only knew
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Anonymous
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>No acting performance that warrants giving a shit about him
>Young jew has opinions + doing FASHUN shoots = instant youth leader

How dumb are zalphas?
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You know nobody can read that article right?
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Anonymous
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>>220383633
They have no concept of marketing. They think he really is the characters he portrays or the words that his publicist writes or that he picks out the clothes he wears. Zoomers are basically as retarded as boomers.
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Anonymous
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>>220383838
can you bypasspaywall
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Anonymous
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>sexually nonthreatening
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>>220383897
You misunderstand. Zoomers literally cannot read.
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>>220383521
It’s amazing how he still got his cute face after 10 years. He’s got the longest twink lifetime I’ve ever seen
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>>220383633
The kid being profile is like 14. Stranger Things is probably the first scripted TV show she's seen that she can actually mentally engage with.

>>220383877
This is the generation of kids after zoomers.
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Finn Wolfhard is the last teen idol.
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Confession: I've been fapping to finn since he was 13
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>>220384205
He's 25 years old retard.
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>>220383903
>Mommy why is his head shaped like that?
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>>220383245
When he used to be on 4chan his brother told us to not post about him
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>>220384074
Lol
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>>220383245
is this going to be the new chalmet twink fucktoy for hollywood kikes
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Anonymous
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we have timothée chalamet with down syndrome at home
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>>220384013
>The Wolf got to pound McKenna's ass
Lucky fella
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Anonymous
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>>220383245
LEAF CHAD WIN AGAIN
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Anonymous
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Nigga should have played Bob Dylan. Also I'm still bummed that they completely wasted his character in Nu Ghostbusters 2. But yeah, let's get a scene where he's basically spitting out ghost cum. What faggot wrote that in?
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>>220384013
That's his little sister you sick fuck.
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Cute Finn
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Anonymous
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He's just ugly enough to pretend to be an eccentric artist for the rest of his life till he's old and no one cares anymore.
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>>220384589
How can one boy be so cute
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>>220383245
Nobody was fangirling over Jgl in 3rd Rock
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Anonymous
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>noooo there's no way a 17 years and 364 day old girl could ever possibly consent to having sex with a 30 year old man, she'd be grossed out by an older guy, it HAS TO BE RAAAAPEEE!! LOCK UP THE PEDO
>oh and btw here's a story about how tween girls are lusting for this male celebrity who is twice their age
I don't get it.
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>>220383245
Girls do be finding ugly ass dudes attractive tho.
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Anonymous
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If this ugly kike is considered attractive, then I am gigachad
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Anonymous
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>>220383245
Looks like this is really setting off all the reddit "manly" beardfags around here.
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>>220383393
Live long and prosper.
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>>220383245
>sexually nonthreatening = sexy now
huh
also they ignored his giant schnoze, chalemet is him but better looking
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Anonymous
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>>220387346
Not me unfortunately. I'm either not ugly enough or too ugly for them. I need to find the middle ground.
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>>220383245
Looks like he could play Paul Stanley in a KISS biopic
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Anonymous
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>>220383245
>look up wiki
>hes jewish
uhh, im just so done with him
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>>220383521
If you have a fetish for rats then good for you
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Anonymous
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>>220388844
>he had to use wiki
Your jewdar need recalibration
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Anonymous
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>>220383245
Who is this lesbian and why should I care?
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>>220384074
What a fag, no wonder women are throwing themselves on him.
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Anonymous
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>>220383245
As a man, I want to fuck him.
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>>220383521
He's got a beautiful dicksucking face.
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>>220384013
Wtf he's a Nazi now?
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>>220383633
>WHY AREN'T LITTLE KIDS AS SMART AS ME?!?!?!!!1
Calm down.
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>>220383245
>>Her distaste extended to American politics, and to the President. “I think he was mentioned more times in the Epstein files than Harry Potter was mentioned in all eight books,” she said. This statistic was somewhat inaccurate: there are not eight Harry Potter books; there are seven.
So to summarize the article Finn Wolfhard is a legit teen idol and Trump is a creepy Epstein pedo
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