>voldemort's evil snake nigini was actually a shapeshifter stuck in that form for decades>this is never once communicated in the main story of harry potterwhat
>>220383898>Asian woman's name is Sashimi and Ching ChongI'm surprised they didn't offer Harry Potter sucky sucky for five dorra
So when Nagini vored people it was actually this chick?
grow up tranny
>Neville killed a woman.
>>220384042margoyles is a particularly disgusting jew that’s wrong about everything
>>220383898Reminds me of that doujin where the snake turns into a snake girl and her girlfriend fists her cloaca
>>220383898it's not true, it's some shit she tacked on later to make some crap movies starring that awful guy who played Marius in Les Miserables
>>220384578you want to lick the cream from her knickers dont you
This is even worse
>>220384673at least shelob is hot
>>220383898>Voldemort's snake waifu was a goth asian girl all alongummm based???
>>220384673Christopher, my son..
>>220384673>>220384874https://youtu.be/f3AZYQh2e0k
>>220383898Dumbledore saw the Tom Riddle was vulnerable and took advantage of the situation to diddle him.
>>220384625incredibly jewish post
>>220383898>this is never once communicated in the main story of Harry PotterHBO will fix this
god i wish i have a cute asian petshifter that i can put on my neck like scarf or at my arm when she's in human mode.
Rowling is too bad of an author to move on to another project so she just keeps retconning her only popular series to stay in the pop culture conversation.
>>220385339she wrote like 5 bestsellers under a male pseudonym
>>220385299iktfb
>>220383898There are many important things that the main story fails to communicate, chiefest among them that this is undoubtedly the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>220385851stephen king is good though
>>220384673Tolkien never said that Shelob couldn’t transform into a goth mommy.
>>220383898Women being turned into loyal pets is the best shit fiction can give.
>>220385851Reminder that trannies wrote this copypasta. >>220386105I don’t think I will ever understand the misogynist mind. If you love women why do you want them to be mindless servants?
>>220385851DEH!
>>220386112I don't think Nagini was a mindless servant, pretty sure she stuck with Voldie of her free will.
>>220386112you sound like a woman. post tits
>>220385451Everyone knows the reptilians put you on the best seller list specifically to sell your book. It's just marketing. Haven't you seen They Live?
>>220385339Retard alert>As of February 2024, the series has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide and was published in more than 50 countries, being translated into 43 languages.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cormoran_Strike
>>220386112That's like saying,>why do you hate men and want them to be your mindless ATM#NotAllWomen
>>220385451>>220386365Neither of these have anything to do with being a good writer. Slop becomes popular all the time, just look at garbage like Twilight and 50 shades of Grey which are both insanely successful despite being very poorly written.
>>220383898not my problem vnr
>>220384611you can't just leave people hanging like that....
