ColbertGODS, we won.The gang is getting back together for one last ride to give /ourguy/ a proper sendoff
>>220384925>we won>send off for a cancelled show
>>220384925Finally, leftists and their corporations will defeat capitalism for good.
>>220384965Hunter Biden's penis caused this.
>>220384925What the fuck is "Strike Force Five"?
I really love this pictureThe knowledge that four of them have already been fired and two more of them will be within the next twelve monthsAnd that it's deserved because, god help us all, Jimmy Fallon is somehow the most talented and funniest host in this group
Was the second guy actually popular at all? Did people even care about his show?
>>220384965its funny the leftards are not criticizing this as a bunch of old white men.
>>220385004Never liked Seth Meyer as a comedian. Have no idea how he even got the show (Jewish). Kimmel is a sell out. This is the guy who was the fat guy on the Man Show which was anti woman and anti feminism. How he got a show is mystery (Jewish wife). Jimmy Fallon is genuinely good but I also feel like he's tired as fuck. Stephen Colbert is funny and he's a great actor but getting his own show is just kinda weak after coming off from the Colbert Report. John Oliver is good. The South African guy andnthr British guy have no right to be on late night American television. The only one who ever did it right was Craig Furgeson.
>>220385035They've been doing it for years>https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/wkamaubell/the-unbearable-whiteness-of-late-night>https://www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/the-experiment-with-diversity-is-over-in-late-night-tv-suggests-dulce-sloan.php>https://www.pajiba.com/think_pieces/why-is-late-night-television-so-afraid-of-diversity.php
>>220385004>they're both hugging and kissing Africa
all shitposting aside this is genuinely embarrassing
>>220385213>this is genuinely embarrassingIt's especially embarrassing because their 'Task Force Five' had combined viewership of dozens of people during Covid.You can see how that still lives rent free in their heads, because they are narcissistic assholes, and need to use their fuck off episode to pump the number for their bombed pet project.
>>220384925>5 political hacks>plus one comedian
Glad Conan didn't stoop to this garbage
>>220384925WHAT WOULD HAPPEN... IF FIVE OF AMERICA'S TOP ELEVEN MOST BELOATHED TALK SHOWS HOSTS ALL TALKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, FOR AN HOUR?WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT... ON THE FIRST EVER EDITION... OF STRIKE FORCE FIVE.
>>220386899BOOM
>>220386917Let's meet the Strike Force, starting with the former host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, from his headquarters in South Carolina... Stephen Colbert!
>>220384925A gaggle of cucks
>>220386938Hello Jimmy, it's an honor to be here.
>>220384925>jimmyu fallon
>>220386899kike force five
>>220386976...This is where we should all applaud each other.It is an honor... to be with you here, Stephen.Next, from his home studio... in Long Island, where he stays up late every night recording himself singing along with the Bee Gees Karaoke, the former host of the Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon! Hello Jimmy Fallon!
>>220387004HEEEEEEEEY! Thank you, so happy to be here. This is exciting.And good morning.
I really love how buttblasted trumpniggers get whenever these guys show up.
>>220384925You never see Conan get involved in this type of performative shit and I find it ironic how he's the one that this board hold a special grudge over for that one-time Haiti segment that everybody already moved past.
>>220387055>the boardYou mean one assmad guy who changes his Phone IP a lot but doesn't change how he types
>>220385197I genuinely can't tell if you guys are schizos, or if you've ascended to a point where your minds eye sees the truth
>>220384925This has to be a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
>>220387024Mention to the listeners, for the purposes of this podcast, Jimmy will be known as Tammy from here on. And then..
>>220387206*laughing*
>>220387227...Jimmy's upstairs TV neighbor, fans of this show know him as "The Cute One", the Nick Carter to our Backstreet Boys, unemployment's own Seth Meyers! Seth?
>>220387240This is so exciting to be talking before.. 12:37 at night.
>>220384925the unfunny five
>>220387254Say hello to the ladies Seth.Tell us, what color are your eyes?I.... looked at pictures of you for... a lot of the night last night, I can't figure it out.
>>220387272I've been told "ocean blue". Jimmy.
>>220384952by striking Colbert down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>220387055My grudge with Conan is because of him betraying Norm
Do people even watch these late night shows anymore? Besides boomers falling asleep with the tv on.
>>220387314He can easily start a youtube channel and rake in millions of views. Don't even need a real production crew, so, barely any overhead costs. In fact, doing a yt channel will attract younger viewers.
>>220385062Jimmy Fallon is good? No way. He is never funny. Never has been. At least Colbert and Kimmel did stuff before their talk shows that were funny. John Oliver was fine on Daily Show. Seth’s only contribution was roasting Trump and humiliating him.
>>220388685but the technonazis will rig his algorythem.
>>220385003Name of their sex tape.
>>220384925Did the orgy start yet?
>>220384965>leftists and their corporations...Do you really think corporations are controlled by the left?
>>220384965lol
>>220385062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAHSUTB5BJc>The only one who ever did it right was Craig Furgeson.This still makes me laugh.
>>220388790Corporations control the left.
>>220384925>Pizza gate proven right>Old videos of Colblart running damage control for his friend at the centre of the conspiracy who just also happens to be the one who put Colbarts sister into politics resurfaces >Whoops gotta go o guess the Vaxscene was too powerful for the Nazi Whitehouse to handle, we are the resistance *smirks*
>>220388949orly
>>220388981Ya rly
>>220385095>pajiba
>>220388994seems like your mind has been groomed by Elon if you actually believe that
>>220385004jews just need to stop cutting down forests for Amazon warehouses and dumping poison into the ocean to manufacture disposable iPhone chargers and dildos for children and then plankton and trees will continue making oxygen and the environment will be fine
The Compromised Boys
>>220384925Lol conan would never subject himself to this
>>220389014This goes back way before Elon, Reddit boy lmao. You're too blind to see.
>>220384925Post yfw you lived to see colbert get canceled (due to ratings)
>>220387150Anon that didn't tack Sherlock Holmes. The globes are facing Africa. I imagine even the limey faggot mistakenly thought South America was Africa.
Definitely didn't molest anyone
Not owned by oligarchs
>>220389085Conan, who famously did a photo op in Haiti for the Democrats on behalf of their rich jew donor who owns Haiti? Right before it descended into cannibalism?Yeah real swell guy
>>220389164The place he was staying at, or the place right next door was busted for child sex trafficking wasn't it? Interesting that he chose THAT specific place to go to.
>>220384925Cringeforce Five, gay.
>>220389100your brain is not your own
>>220388685Young people don't watch boomerslop even if it is on Youtube.
>>220385003Some gay thing these guys did during the height of the covid panic where they tried to have a zoom meeting podcast together because they couldn’t tape their shows. It was as awful as you may imagine
>>220385062>John Oliver is goodFor bait to be good it has to be believable
>>220386945kek
>>220388790yes, that’s why they left Colbert on the air even though the network admitted it lost $20 million each year
>>220389944>the network admitted it lost $20 million each yearits not true
>>220388685>He can easily start a youtube channel and rake in millions of views.late night shills tried this during the pandemic and were not able to succeed
>>220389014Name another corporate billionaire media personality besides Elon who doesn't agree with these late night talk show hosts, anon. It's like you found an outlier and said, gotcha
>>220384925thousands will tune in to watch
>>220384925drumpff is fucking FINISHED!!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1U7cwL0X0&pp=0gcJCQMLAYcqIYzv&ra=m
>>220390074all of these are under magat control now. Have you been living in a cave? They took over all the social media companies, and are doing the same for everything else. Soon you'll live inside their simulacrum.
>>220389967what's it like living in a forever state of denial of easily verifiable facts?
>>220384925That’s legitimate depressing, you’d think he’d get a few a list stars for his last few weeks and really try to have fun and make some entertaining shows,
>>220385589He probably would, but even this group of fucking losers considers him beneath them.
>>220390216Why start now?
>Hey Craig, wanna be in the reunion special?>*Tootsie froots* off
>>220390207>doesn't name one
>>220390360stop pretending to be stupid, instead of naming them I show what they are doing.
>>220390374>puts trump hat on a ninja turtle>don't be stupid
>>220390394soon you'll go see a ninja turtles film and they will all be Cristian and calling people faggots
>>220390426not soon enough
>>220390426Is it wise for the right wing to remind everyone why people hated their fucking guts? We're already at war in the mid-east again for no fucking reason. Is Jeb going to run for office to remind everyone about the Bush presidencies?
>>220389890it was also a huge flop. clips on youtube have literal thousands of views. these fags have 0 fans ppl just like the late show format.
>>220390478>Is it wise for the right wing to remind everyone why people hated their fucking guts?they really don't care because they plan to rule through intimidation and fear, there will never be another fair election.
Their own crazies will come at them with more guns than they remember they sold them.
>>220390426How soon? Should I buy my tickets now?
>>220390641you will be mandated by the state to see it, it will be paid for with communism
>>220390207you are legitimately mentally ill and completely out of touch with reality
>>220390729COWABUNGA
>>220390828look this shill is noticing im calling out what they are doing and they are trying to psyop the threaddont fall for "their" tricks
>>220390426The most recent and current iteration of TMNT was created by giga Jew Seth Rogen and features a fat, black April.
Is it true they gave Colbert Lord of the Rings is so he wouldn't run for president?
>>220390478>terrorists do terrorist things like executing people and extortion>no fucking reasonyou're doing the thing again
>>220384925>PROTECT OUR JOBSwhich one is playing Ari?
>>220389120Vinigga
>>220390426lmfao. Had to capture that for the ages
>>220388685>millions of viewslol
>>220388685I think I read that Colbert got the best live viewing figures but did badly on YouTube and social media views and that contributed to the decision to cancel
>>220389120not just colbert, he managed to suicide bomb an actual decades-old television institution.
