I thought you guys were just joking but this is literally quirk chungus the movie. How is it so highly praised?
>>220387539>How is it so highly praised?Gosling "literally me" faggots are gonna dickride him no matter what slop he acts in.
>>220387817But why this one specifically? He doesn't even look human in this
yes Ryan Bogling has a cult following. They know the movie is dogshit but can't admit it to themselves.
>>220387539It's a movie for children, Anon. Don't overthink it.
>>220388015>>220388044But why so many people saying it's great?
>>220388054decent pacing and story.
>>220388072It'd reviews suggest it's the best movie of the last decade when it's just decent
>>220388103the media has a bit of a credibility issue these days.
>>220388283what?
>>220387539>I thought you guys were just jokingWhy? It was literally written by the same guy who wrote the 'I'm gonna science the shit out of this' book and directed by the guys who directed 21 jump street
>>220387539>i can only talk in memesgo die in a hill OP
>>220388399Why are so people calling the best movie in the past decade?>>220388413You wouldn't have commented if I didn't
It's a simple uplifting scifi story with fun down to earth characters.
>>220387817False. The Gray Man was panned by Gosling fans.
One thing I don't understand: why did they even have to go into a coma in the first place? Why take that seemingly unnecessary risk? It was only four years - surely they could have managed four years on the ship?
>>220388499Saves on food/misc. consumables
>>220387539Because I am Ryan Gooseling. He is literally me. I am a man and I am literally the Loose Goose.After watching Hail Mary my personality is now that of Quirk Funny Unwilling Hero Ryan Gooseling.
>>220388513Ryna gosling hasn't been literally us since 2019
I'm gay for saying this, but it was a cute wholesome space movie, which is kind of a nice change of pace.Not award-winning material, unless "not being miserable, overly sarcastic miseryporn" is worthy of an award itself.But it's something.
>>220388572Movies that actually make you feel good leaving the theater are rare
>>220387539is it the same level of quirk chungus as The Martian?
>>220388614Nothing will ever beat "Let's science this shit out"
>>220388538Fuck you he's literally me. If he bogs out, I bog out. Hail the Jewish Occupation State.>>220388572
>>220388614Grace is outwardly much more quirk chungusy, presumably due to being a literal school teacher that actually loves his job (the school scenes however made me uncomfortable, there's no way public school children are this fucking excited for boring ass science) but he's slightly less annoying when he's serious. It helps he basically has no fucking clue how most of the shit works outside of his specific field of "magical space bacteria that eat the Sun" and is constantly clowned on in terms of general understanding of science by a fucking rock who isn't even a rock sciencist, he's a rock grease monkey. His actual "scientific" contributions are pretty much "yeah I did the thing with the thing" and the plot moves forward.
>>220387539because us inkwells are tired of the blackpill =_=
>>220387539Can't help but notice this movie went out of its way to make black people appear more intelligent than they actually are
>>220388870i noticed this too lol. Literally 4 smart blacks in this movie out of 8 characters
>>220388870The black guy scientist literally blows himself up with a large portion of the base down on Earth because he mistook a miligram for a nanogram.
>>220387539Saw it today and it was pretty good, they still know how to make a good movie in jewlywood if they try, very unexpected
>>220388939Thank you. I feel better about it now
>>220387539The dialogue in the first half of the movie between Grace and basically anyone else is completely unrealistic quirk chungus lol. The Grace and Rocky exchanges are a little more tolerable but only because it's hard to hate on dat lil metamorphic nigga.
>>220388044>It's a movie for children, Anon. Don't overthink it.This movie is too boring for children.
Yeah i don't think movies are for me anymore
>>220389236This. I was this close to walking out when they trotted out that alien Geodude creature.
>>220387539It was a great movie, you're just a contrarian retard.
>>220388103Reviews sell movies, anon. Ebert is long dead.
>cut every half second>Gosling keeps nonchalantly hitting, tripping over and outright punching computers and items constantly>"hey what's up with this display", punches it, trips over a wire, smacks the display, the display falls down, he spills coffee over the display, wipes it with his sleeve, "oh that's better now, YO XBOX WHERE ARE WE OWWWW MY TOE">this goes on for two hours, and even doubles up once the golem shows up
>>220388347THE MEDIA HAS A BIT OF A CREDIBILITY ISSUE THESE DAYS
>>220389964yep
This movie is a full frontal assault on postmodernists and nihilists, make no mistake
>>220389964this is retarded and you're retarded. you can't even deconstruct anything properly. you're a complete and utter failure and your inability to create stems from your lack of spark or basic sapience
>>220390183So it's just fake fun? got it
>>220390236fiction is ultimately not real don't ask me how I know this.
So what can they inject you with that makes you go into a coma for 11 years?The alien should have had a less friendly form. Its spaceship was more interesting than "hey look a spider made of rocks that has tattoos"
Even fucking critical drinker was glazing this bland Reddit shit.
>>220390252wtf is this true??
What are you faggots talking about? Obviously not Hail Mary, because that's THE film of the year. Not a goosefan, but this was brilliant. Every second of it. Interstellar can suck bag of dicks compared to this.
>>220387539>>220388054give us one of your currentday modern audience movies you deem better
>>220390215Damn you really loved this movie didnt you
>>220388054it borrows a lot from Interstellar which is a better movie
>>220390287Yeah
>>220390286this is the first movie i have watched in 2026 >>220390290kek why are so many people comparing both?
>>220387539>go die for me while I suck BBCgee I wonder why reddit loves this movie
>>220390215Touched a nerve hehe SUCKA
>>220390356did he actually say this?
>>220390303Probably because the main character sacrifices themselves in both. Also the alien ship was visually inspired by the Interstellar tesseract. Interstellar was also famous for using real math so reddit probably wanted to feel smart because they were too young to see Interstellar when it came out
The golem had the mannerisms of a gay asian.
>>220390369yes that was an actual line in the movie
>>220390420What does reddit have to do with anything?
>>220390442reddit is comparing the two
>>220390472Yeah but I don't use reddit so why does it matter
>>220390420this movie is nothing like interstellar. if anything it's closer to district 9 in theme
>>220390484it's an adjective for retards, you don't have to take it so literally
>>220390509Well I am retarded
>>220390508This, it was more like Event Horizon even
>>220387539astroturfing is catching up with the trends and now when they want a movie to be accepted the bots pretend to be chuds saying its based.we'll see a lot of dogshit shilled this way in the near future I suspect.
>>22039057067 posts in 4 hours. flying as per 4channel standards
>>220390570Huh? Why would anybody waste money shilling to the 200 people who browse here?
>>220390570literally who is calling this movie based, retard?
>>220390570They do this with video games too they usually takes a year before everybody reaches the consensus that it's dog s*** sometime sooner in the case of beneath the trees where nobody sees cuz that one was real bad beneath the trees where nobody sees pt2 cuz that one was real bad
>>220390800>in the case of beneath the trees where nobody sees cuz that one was real bad beneath the trees where nobody seesAre you fucking drunk or just retarded?
>>220388572Based and positivity pilled
Reminded me of this movie
>>220390822Did you miss the "pt2" yes that was absolute trash. The first one was good true, pt2 turned it into saw but with furries
>>220390508>last ditch effort to save humanity from a slow environmental death>goofy faceless sidekick that can only communicate in text-to-speech
>>220390508The only similarity with District 9 is there is an alien who becomes a sympathetic character. To have the same theme, there would have to be some larger contact and conflict between humans and Eridians, where everyone besides Goose is prejudiced toward them or something. That's definitely not what it's about
