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Why didn't she fly up Thanos' pee hole?
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>>220388698
It would be very painful.
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you must be a writer for the boys
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Thanos, as an Eternal, didn't have a penis.
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>>220389557
The Boys writers would have Antman in gay relationship with one of his own teammates, do the pee hole thing and have him kill him by accident while Thanos stays winning
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>>220389515
Because if the writers had a single ounce of creativity left in the tank the movie would’ve been 30 minutes long and ended with a purple man-shaped balloon animal splattering across Wakanda.

Instead we got 3 hours of “muh destiny” and sparkly CG beams. Ant-Man going urethra-mode was too high IQ for Disney’s committee brain.
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>ywn have prime evie sounding you on a battlefield
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If you're serious, it wouldn't work. Thanos is an extremely powerful and durable being and can only be harmed by people near his power level. Ant-Man and the Wasp don't have superhuman strength or durability, they merely retain their regular human full size strength when they shrink. If they went inside Thanos' body and tried to expand themselves, they would likely just be crushed by Thanos' insides while causing him a bit of discomfort. And if they tried it when he had stones he could probably just flush them out with cosmic energy or something.
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>>220388698
>>220389515
I think one of the filmmakers was asked about why Ant-Man didn't go up an orifice and explode Thanos from the inside.
The answer was that Thanos' body is too powerfully built, and the walls of his organs would crush/kill whoever tries to expand inside it
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>>220388698
Because with the infinity gauntlet makes him a God. In the comics he’s goaded into not trying and to impress mistress death and in the movies they had to use literal time travel.

His sperm would have killed her like white blood cells.
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>>220390698
>and can only be harmed by people near his power level.
From the outside you mean
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>>220388698
Because the Thanos Copter was faster
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>>220388698
The Atom actually did do that to Darkeid. DC does what Marvel don't
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bump
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>>220390871
common marvel L, killing off a "beloved"character via graphic onscreen cockvore and cum digestion is simply too kino for them to even fathom
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>>220389543
Thanos has a big urethra.
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>>220390871
In the movie they almost won by putting him to sleep
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>>220388698
Stop that. This is just getting silly.
Now, the Wasp flying up Thanos' pee hole with a shrunken nuclear device that she'd then leave behind, set to detonate on a timer...
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>>220390698
Couldn't they just send an ant up his pee hole and then make it expand to human size? That would give Thanos a nasty infection once the thing died at the very least.
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>>220394622
They could shriink a skyscraper down then have an ant crawl up there with it and expand that
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>I'm sorry, Ant-Man. Your partner is currently being crushed by the walls of my bladder.
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>>220394919
You can't tell me that building was 100% empty. I wonder how many psychotic breaks it caused for ant sized people looking out the windows. How many committed suicide.
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>>220395675
He pulled the fire alarm on the last day to make sure everyone cleared out. There may be some rats running around but that's it
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once they got the stones why didnt they wish to be strong enough to make more wishes?



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