>marry my cousin>no bro, you can't>alright then, I shall lead a life of debauchery and murder culminating in my untimely death, but before that I shall manage a true friend and save him his certain demiseKino
>>220388768Fun fact: irl, Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp had a falling out because Holliday called Earp a "damn jew boy" for pining after a jewish woman.
>>220388821Based Doc can't miss
>>220388768The real Big Nose Kate was a fucking dog.
>>220388908Grim>>220388821That was fun. Thanks for sharing.
>>220388908pretty sure all the famous people from back then were ugoos or weird looking at the very least
>>220388980So how do we have beautiful people today? Did they come from another planet or something?
>>220388821I forgot to add that Holliday and Earp did eventually reconcile before Holliday died. It wasn't exactly like in the movie, but close enough.
>>220389073>Earp and Holliday fled to Colorado because Bat Masterson was friends with Governor Pitkin and they were looking for amnesty for open murder indictments in Arizona, which are still on the books.
>>220389156>which are still on the books.Can't prosecute dead men. That's God's job.
>>220389156Based Wild West Tech enjoyer.
>>220388821Wyatt Earp was a con artist who embellished or flat out invented much of legend. Curly Bill and the Clantons should have finished the job on the Earp boys.
>>220389649Earp was a piece of shit Republican carpetbagger that had no business fucking with elections in Cochise County.
>>220389043They existed back then but they weren't as common because for most of human history people had very little control over who they wedded and bedded. It was set up by village elders or your immediate family who considered factors other than how easy on the eyes one is. Nowadays though and for like the past century young people have been permitted to select whoever they like to marry and young people don't care about much other than looks.
>>220388908She probably had them all too common Khazar milkers though
>>220388908She must've done anal or something for guys to have simped for her back then.
>>220388908That's from after Doc had died. Back when they were together, she was much thinner.
>>220390923That’s not her and certainly not him.
>I do declare I am most bloviatingly sendeptuous about this here conduptudyReddit character
>>220388768How broken were his quick draw stats that he could be massively debuffed and still be the quickest draw in the west.
>>220391738He kinda predates reddit by a bit, retard. Do you think it's possible that redditors base their gay "personalities" around movies and not the other way around?
>>220391786>kinda
>>220391778Hardin was the quickest, followed by Hickok. Holliday was a drunk retard.
>>220391778His legend is BS.>https://www.truewestmagazine.com/article/doc-holliday-deadly-killer/
>>220391830Not in the movie. In the movie he's literally Lancelot tier compared to Wyatt's King Arthur.
The old west sucked lol
>>220391830johnny ringobros...
>>220391869All bullshit. Earp was an opportunist that hid behind other people and Doc was a chronic alcoholic that the Earps used as a scapegoat to commit murder. There is zero record of Holliday ever acting like a Victorian philosopher or piano virtuoso.
>>220388821Just when I thought he couldn't possibly get any more based … How does he do it?
>>220391922>Ringo fags still salty
>>220391896Ringo committed suicide. Holliday was already in Colorado when he died.
>>220391830I can’t imagine anyone faster than Hickock in his prime. Back when he was still a sheriff, he used to put on shooting exhibitions, and multiple different accounts attest to him being so fast that he could draw and shoot two targets in opposite directions so fast that it basically sounded like one gunshot.
>>220392056Hickok was described by Harper’s Weekly as a true pistoleer. While others viewed their sidearm as an accoutrement, Hickok saw it as a tool and practiced with it daily, shooting it and reloading it twice daily, to account for humidity and changes in gunpowder efficiency. Too bad he turned his back on an asshole.
>>220392251I had a great history professor that spent the class just answering questions about the text and telling us anecdotes that his own reading and research had uncovered about various historical figures. His area of expertise was the 19th century. The saddest one he ever told us about Hickock was how he lost his final job as sheriff.
>>220392343U.S. history is GOATed tier when it comes to learning history in school.
>>220392343You mean accidentally shooting Mike Williams? Hickok was a marshal. Sheriff is a county elected position.>counties have sheriffs>towns have marshals
>>220392513Yup, that’s the one. Glaucoma’s a bitch.
>>220392541SYPHILLIS is a bitch.
>>220392558i thought we just called that consumption. take some opium and you will be fine
>>220392571Consumption is tuberculosis.Syphillus causes blindness and organ failure.
>>220388768The only reason this film was made is because Kurt Russell hates Kevin Costner. Bull Durham was written for Kurt Russell because it’s about Kurt Russell‘s early career in baseball. When it came time to make the movie, producers went with Costner because he was the hot actor. Years later, Russell found out that Costner was making it Wyatt her movie and rushed tombstone to production to beat him to the box office Costner‘s Wyatt Earp is more historically accurate, but Russell’s movie was a box office smash. Kurt won.
